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a buddy of mine here in Houston (rich bastard) just bought a brand new tahoe and some quads, and wants me to take a road trip with him soon. never been on a road trip. I've been on a "trip" trip, but never a "road" trip. we will be driving up through north texas, through oklahoma, then up to kansas to see his folks.

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yeah, this thread sux ass, doesnt it? haermm

I think Ax3l is hot haermm

wtf is dis

It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.

For argument's sake, let's say that you were sleeping with two girls at the same time, it- it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out.

Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.

It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.

Originally posted by McLovin
It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.

For argument's sake, let's say that you were sleeping with two girls at the same time, it- it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out.

Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.

It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off. haermm i love that movie

RJ, if you dont shag your mates mother then its not a road trip crackers

RJ, you should at one point tell your buddy that you are a serial killer!

Then tell him you're gonna make a video called 9 minute abs.

Then you should grab the steering wheel and yank it into oncoming traffic!

Then you should get a CB radio and pretend to be a woman and talk to truckers. awesome

Then, when you are driving through a small town . . . . Chinese Fire Drill!!!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Then, when you are driving through a small town . . . . Chinese Fire Drill!!!

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awesome

Yeah, just like that!

They should get super soakers and squirt random people.

I always wanted to do that. awesome

And they should fill the super soaker up with Jack Daniels!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
And they should fill the super soaker up with Jack Daniels!

That would be so cool

Originally posted by kodak
I think Ax3l is hot haermm I second that motion. awesome