Things you'd put into your ass for money.

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Robtard
What woud you be willing to insert into your ass for money and how much?

McLovin
Toilet paper.

Free.

Mairuzu
hamster

Ax3l
JacopeX

=Tired Hiker=
Rusty nail for five thousand dollars.

Robtard
Originally posted by McLovin
Toilet paper.

Free.

Into?

No, they're paying you.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
hamster

How much $$$ would it take?

Originally posted by Ax3l
JacopeX

WIN!

Blax_Hydralisk
Originally posted by Ax3l
JacopeX

Damn it crylaugh

Röland
Originally posted by Ax3l
JacopeX
crylaugh

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Robtard
Into?




How much $$$ would it take?


oh... i didnt know i'd be getting money for it

Barker
Originally posted by Ax3l
JacopeX
Wouldn't badmouth the soccerman, man. uhuh

This could be your head. .bus

CSR-25FDGzw

Ax3l

dadudemon
A pepperoni stick....about 9 inches in.

I would do it for $10,000...,

it would take that much because a pepporoni stick is pretty big and that would probably hurt.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Ax3l
JacopeX You're a ***.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Barker
Wouldn't badmouth the soccerman, man. uhuh

This could be your head. .bus

CSR-25FDGzw I would be more than happy to kick a ball up all your asses.

Seriously, I haven't posted in the OTF for days, yet people have the nerve to redicule me. This proves how the OTF is filled with nothing but feeble minded trolls with nothing else better to do.

Ax3l
Originally posted by JacopeX
I would be more than happy to kick a ball up all your asses.
I bet you would

Originally posted by JacopeX
Seriously, I haven't posted in the OTF for days It's been nice.

FoxMeister

Yowsa
Originally posted by JacopeX
You're a ***. laughing out loud

Wålshy
LEAVE JACOPEX ALONE!!! cry HE TAKES SUCH GOOD CARE OF HIS FAMILY crying

JacopeX

Sol Valentine

FoxMeister
awesome

JacopeX
Originally posted by Yowsa
laughing out loud Seriously, why would go up the inner colon of another human being, especially if it was Ax3l. He already has his head stuck up there anyways. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by FoxMeister
awesome

Interesting.

Robtard
Originally posted by JacopeX
I would be more than happy to kick a ball up all your asses.

Seriously, I haven't posted in the OTF for days, yet people have the nerve to redicule me. This proves how the OTF is filled with nothing but feeble minded trolls with nothing else better to do.

Price of stupid post = Zero Dollars
Price of silly responses = Zero Dollars
Seeing JacopeX epically butt-hurt = Priceless

JacopeX
Originally posted by Robtard
Price of stupid post = Zero Dollars
Price of silly responses = Zero Dollars
Seeing JacopeX epically butt-hurt = Priceless It's easy to call a post stupid as long as you disagree or have hostility towards the person who made the post, especially if you are a troll. That's called being childish. Actually, You are starting to remind me of this annoying kid who lives across from me. laughing out loud

Kelly_Bean
A d!ck, for a million dollars or more. No less.

Mairuzu
really now hmm

Robtard
Originally posted by JacopeX
It's easy to call a post stupid as long as you disagree or have hostility towards the person who made the post, especially if you are a troll. That's called being childish. Actually, You are starting to remind me of this annoying kid who lives across from me. laughing out loud

In english, please.

Robtard
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
A d!ck, for a million dollars or more. No less.

Yeah right.

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah right.
Don't believe me? Don't care.

Impediment
I would stick my thumb up my butt and whistle Dixie for $4.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Robtard
In english, please. I feel like I'm talking to a wall. Like always.

Mairuzu
women do it all the time ermm

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Impediment
I would stick my thumb up my butt and whistle Dixie for $4.
hanuts

Yowsa
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
hanuts I'll give you 2 if your hot. no expression

Robtard
Originally posted by JacopeX
I feel like I'm talking to a wall. Like always.

1) You're a moron.
2) I made the thread and it wasn't about you
3) I didn't insult you, Axel did
4) You live in a constant state of butt-hurt
5) You're a moron, did I mention that?

oman32
a person 10cents

JacopeX
Originally posted by Robtard
1) You're a moron.
2) I made the thread and it wasn't about you
3) I didn't insult you, Axel did
4) You live in a constant state of butt-hurt
5) You're a moron, did I mention that? 1) No, but you are a troll....
2)I know....and your point?
3)You Didn't insult me? please read number 1. better yet, read your other posts.
4)ORLY? I am actually calm at the moment. Not crying.
5) Of course, you have short memory loss. You probably didn't even know what you just said.

Ax3l
Originally posted by Robtard
1) You're a moron.
2) I made the thread and it wasn't about you
3) I didn't insult you, Axel did
4) You live in a constant state of butt-hurt
5) You're a moron, did I mention that? I didn't insult him. I said I would stick him up my ass for money.

Robtard
Originally posted by JacopeX
1) No, but you are a troll....
2)I know....and your point?
3)You Didn't insult me? please read number 1. better yet, read your other posts.
4)ORLY? I am actually calm at the moment. Not crying.
5) Of course, you have short memory loss. You probably didn't even know what you just said.

Nice, you're saying my current insult, which was a result of you being your typical stupid-ass self was the reason you had a hissy fit way before, moron.

Robtard
Originally posted by Ax3l
I didn't insult him. I said I would stick him up my ass for money.

Well yes, but the little girl took it as an insult.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Robtard
Price of stupid post = Zero Dollars
Price of silly responses = Zero Dollars
Seeing JacopeX epically butt-hurt = Priceless

Ax3l
I forgot to mention, I don't give a shit. Goodbye.

JacopeX
This is typically how you all cover up your excuses to bash others.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Ax3l
I forgot to mention, I don't give a shit. Goodbye. Then GTFO.

Ax3l
I already said Goodbye. What more do you want from me?

Robtard
Originally posted by JacopeX


How is that insulting you? Sure, I may suffer for schadenfreude when it coems to you, but that isn't an insult towards you, ass-hat.

Edit: I also don't appreciate you coming in my thread, insulting the posters and causing general disturbances. So, either "GTFO" as you say, or post on topic, clowny. You also owe a few people an apology, namely Axel and me.

Schecter
lol FailcopeX

Ax3l
Seriously, though. Jacope, the offer stands. My ass is nice and clean. Climb on in.

BackFire
I can get paid for this now?

Robtard
Originally posted by Schecter
lol FailcopeX

What do you think he does at night, when he's alone and only has his tear laden pillow and butt-hurt as comfort?

Robtard
Originally posted by BackFire
I can get paid for this now?

Schecter must owe you some heavy back-funds, plus interest.

Lamb Of God
A whole bar of soap for 20 dollars, already lubed up so I have nothing to worry about....

AbnormalButSane
Why ask for money when it's just good fun. srug

Robtard
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Why ask for money when it's just good fun. srug

I love you.

BackFire
Originally posted by Robtard
Schecter must owe you some heavy back-funds, plus interest.

He owes me millions.

The only money he's ever given me is Monopoly money, when he stuffs it in my mouth while he's pounding me to further demean me.

Robtard
Originally posted by BackFire
He owes me millions.

The only money he's ever given me is Monopoly money, when he stuffs it in my mouth while he's pounding me to further demean me.

Deliverance must be your #1 film of all time.

BackFire
It's his.

I can't watch it.

Without jacking off.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Robtard
What do you think he does at night, when he's alone and only has his tear laden pillow and butt-hurt as comfort?

LOL!!!! laughing laughing laughing

sorry JacopeX....I couldn't help but laugh at this....

Schecter
Originally posted by BackFire
It's his.

I can't watch it.

Without jacking off.

KJ6lizS3fzM&NR=1

Yowsa
Why is Jacope on here if all he does is get made fun of?

Barker
Originally posted by JacopeX
Seriously, why would go up the inner colon of another human being, especially if it was Ax3l. He already has his head stuck up there anyways. roll eyes (sarcastic)
I think you owe somebody an apology.

Ax3l
That hurt me. I was already in such a fragile state due to a loss...Thanks, Jacope.

Furion
O rly

Robtard
Originally posted by Schecter
KJ6lizS3fzM&NR=1

Backfire needs a wetnap.

BTW, 'win' for finding that.

Schecter
notice backfire stopped posting

fap fap fap fap

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Robtard
How is that insulting you? Sure, I may suffer for schadenfreude when it coems to you, but that isn't an insult towards you, ass-hat.


Ass-hat?????

An ass for your hat? A hat for your ass? Hat-ass? awesome

Robtard
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ass-hat?????

An ass for your hat? A hat for your ass? Hat-ass? awesome

Asshat

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by Robtard
Asshat
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/Powell.jpg

=Tired Hiker=
Learn to speed read, biotch!

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Learn to speed read, biotch!
Do you want me to do what I did to you last night?

=Tired Hiker=
I was just messin' Kell. Please don't. And I told you not to tell anyone, WTF??

Lumby
Penis -50$ smile

Kelly_Bean
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was just messin' Kell. Please don't. And I told you not to tell anyone, WTF??
Exactly. Keep it up and you're gonna get it, mister.

Yowsa
Originally posted by Lumby
Penis -50$ smile Your on. thumb up

Dark-Jaxx
A dick. I'd pay him.

McLovin
Originally posted by Schecter
lol FailcopeX

Originally posted by Schecter
lol FailcopeX

Originally posted by Schecter
lol FailcopeX

Originally posted by Schecter
lol FailcopeX

Originally posted by Schecter
lol FailcopeX

Originally posted by Schecter
lol FailcopeX

Originally posted by Schecter
lol FailcopeX

Originally posted by Schecter
lol FailcopeX

Originally posted by Schecter
lol FailcopeX

Originally posted by Schecter
lol FailcopeX

Originally posted by Schecter
lol FailcopeX

awesome

Shelbert Lemon
My boyfriends penis./Free.

Hasnt happened though.

JacopeX
Originally posted by dadudemon
LOL!!!! laughing laughing laughing

sorry JacopeX....I couldn't help but laugh at this.... It's fine if you have a sense of imagination.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Yowsa
Why is Jacope on here if all he does is get made fun of? I'm going to retire from KMC and move on to other forums where I actually get respect anyways.

Just waiting until my RP finishes and I am probably going to post very little here. smile

Yowsa
How long is left of RP roughly?

Schecter
good question. also, will there be alcohol at the party or is it byob?

Röland
Thread needs more Lobster Knife Fight.
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/6100/lobsterknifefightmb1.jpg

Schecter
hahahahahahahaahaha

The big EH
lol, for a 1000 dollars i`ll shove a pickle up it

Robtard
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
My boyfriends penis./Free.

Hasnt happened though.

What the **** are you waiting for?!

Robtard
Originally posted by The big EH
lol, for a 1000 dollars i`ll shove a pickle up it

I'd pay a grand to see that, but since the Canuck dollar is worth more now, your price is $14.40 cents above my budget.

The big EH
1000 bucks american wink

JacopeX
Originally posted by Yowsa
How long is left of RP roughly? Half way through.

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Robtard
What the **** are you waiting for?! He is rather large.

Schecter
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
He is rather large.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Half way through.

?

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Schecter
? haha maybe.. I want to so we have to try.

Dorian Belmont
any bets invloving rectal insertion by any objects ,for me have to be over 500$ usa currency and the money is to be put in my hand before i even think of dropping trow

Furion
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg179/Final_Fantasy_Ultimania/Molester.gif

JacopeX
Originally posted by Schecter
? Wow, did you make that hard thought out insult......Out of your ass?

Schecter
Originally posted by JacopeX
Wow, did you make that hard thought out insult......Out of your ass?

it wasnt an insult, idiot.

^^^
that however was

now finish your little RP and go retreat to your narutofag forum with all the other aspies

JacopeX
Originally posted by Schecter
it wasnt an insult, idiot.

^^^
that however was

now finish your little RP and go retreat to your narutofag forum with all the other aspies Naruto forum? Where?

Please quit making stuff up. I know you are running out of things to say. big grin

Schecter
"maybe if i post smiles, they won't know that i'm crying"

JacopeX
Prove it. wink

Webcam?

Schecter
buttsex?

JacopeX
No.

Yowsa
Originally posted by JacopeX
Half way through. Don't leave, haven't been here much but seeing you get torn a new one has made me laugh.

Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by JacopeX
Wow, did you make that hard thought out insult......Out of your ass? That wasnt an insult.

gefallen_engel
wow! this is an odd topic! I would say nothing would go into my ass for money.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
That wasnt an insult. Or joke. Although I find him un-funny.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Yowsa
Don't leave, haven't been here much but seeing you get torn a new one has made me laugh. I'm a pretty nice and cool type of guy if you really get to know me.

Schecter
Originally posted by JacopeX
Or joke. Although I find him un-funny.

you are made of pure concentrated fail and butthurt.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Schecter
you are made of pure concentrated fail and butthurt. Ok, that's nice.

Yowsa
Originally posted by JacopeX
I'm a pretty nice and cool type of guy if you really get to know me.

I'm sure you are, but nice isn't what I came here for. smile

Wålshy
Originally posted by Yowsa
I'm sure you are, but nice isn't what I came here for. smile for the buttsex right?

Toku King
Originally posted by JacopeX
I would be more than happy to kick a ball up all your asses.

Seriously, I haven't posted in the OTF for days, yet people have the nerve to redicule me. This proves how the OTF is filled with nothing but feeble minded trolls with nothing else better to do.

Ignore them......?

Toku King
Originally posted by gefallen_engel
wow! this is an odd topic! I would say nothing would go into my ass for money.


laughing

Toku King
Originally posted by Robtard
What the **** are you waiting for?!

Mutual expression. The feel of love. Feelings of emotional caring and perpetual lust.

.........And twenty more bucks.

Toku King
Question: Could you take whatever is in your ass out after wards? I'd say a penny for $300, but I would want it back out.

Yowsa

Robtard
All the better for you. Stop farting around (oh, the pun) and get to it!

Robtard
Originally posted by JacopeX
I'm a pretty nice and cool type of guy if you really get to know me.

You know, you keep saying that.

JacopeX
Originally posted by Yowsa
I'm sure you are, but nice isn't what I came here for. smile Typical.

Originally posted by Robtard
You know, you keep saying that. And you still don't understand.

Originally posted by Toku King
Ignore them......? Alright.

Yowsa
Originally posted by JacopeX
Typical.


I love you to sweetheart. smile

Robtard
Originally posted by JacopeX


And you still don't understand.


Obviously, I fully understand that you keep saying that, like if you say it "X" amount of times, it will magically come true.

One of these days I might take you up on your offer, maybe you're not a stupid ****, granted, I'm not keeping my hopes up; you never know though,

Robtard
Bump, since it's the best thread to ever come out of the OTF; this is a fact.

jinXed by JaNx
my pride

rudester
not for money for fun. eek!

Robtard
Originally posted by rudester
not for money for fun. eek!

Don't lie, you'd whore.

Lestov16
Grain of rice
$500 million

dadudemon
Lestov wins. no expression

Robtard
Bump

AbnormalButSane
a tiny cucumber

Robtard
Tiny? Lies!

AbnormalButSane
gotta start somewhere

Mindset
Your mom's tongue.

Robtard
Why you gotta be that way to Absy's mom?

Dramatic Gecko
A Crunchy Bar.

Then I'd squeeze it off half way through.

Nuke Nixon
A rounded off candle wouldn't be too bad, provided it wasn't one of those super thick ones.

Kurk
Robtard's life-savings in a bar of silver.

Robtard
5/7, Kurk

Unoriginal
JacopeX

Unoriginal
Damnit axel you beat me to the punch

Robtard
Originally posted by Unoriginal
JacopeX

^

That was the best answer to this thread, Ax nailed it

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