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Here are some of the dumb questions guests ask me:

1. Where is your elevator? *they ask this while standing right in front of the elevator, that has a huge "ELEVATOR" sign on it.

2. check out is at noon? WTF? Its midnight now, cant I stay 24 hours?

3. Do you rent by the hour?

4. I only am staying half a day, cant I pay for just half a day?

5. do you rent rooms here?

6. where do the hookers hang out at?

7. How do I get to this address? *gives me an address I have never heard of*

8. what do you mean if I need towels I have to come and get them myself?

9. I need a key for my room, and I dont carry ID....I swear its me.

10. why do you lock the doors at midnight?

Do you rent by the hour? biscuits

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Do you rent by the hour? biscuits nope.

lol2 People can be stupid.

haermm

Do you have continental breakfast in the morning?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Do you have continental breakfast in the morning? yes, and thats actually a good question to ask.

*wakes up in the morning and walks to the lounge*

WOAH! Look at all that food! Is it free?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yes, and thats actually a good question to ask. Is it free?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Is it free? yup, and its sizable. some hotels charge for it. some charge for net and parking, wtf?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yup, and its sizable. some hotels charge for it. some charge for net and parking, wtf? I prefer the Hampton.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I prefer the Hampton. we are on par with the Hampton.

at what hotel ar being asked if rooms are rented by the hour

the one I work at.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
the one I work at. what hotel so i can go there and be a pain in your ass lol

too late.

rofl

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Here are some of the dumb questions guests ask me:

And this is at the brothel?


I get idiots asking me all the time 'Where are the straws' when they are three feet away.
****ing idiots.

sometimes on the weekends it looks like a brothel.

I see nothing wrong with question number 6.

of course you dont, its only that I have no idea where.

Well, that's your fault, no theirs.

Put out that extra bit of effort for your customers (that is, perform sexual acts on them).

Originally posted by BackFire
Well, that's your fault, no theirs.

Put out that extra bit of effort for your customers (that is, perform sexual acts on them). I only do that for you, and you said you'd keep it quiet.

I say a lot of things.

I just tell them to head over towards Acres Homes, ho central down there. Its like Old Town.

Good.

*takes notes*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sometimes on the weekends it looks like a brothel.

Macca's looks like one of weekends, too, what with all the bogans who traipse through the doors...

I just talked to a hooker.

Was she hot?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just talked to a hooker.

Are you sure you just talked?

Hook me up, bro.

How much was she?

Originally posted by BackFire
Hook me up, bro.

How much was she? for me or her regular Johns?

Both?

Originally posted by BackFire
Both? like 400 for her regulars, free for me if I ever want it. but I dont want it.

Gay.

Originally posted by BackFire
Gay. well, I am with someone right now, and exqweeze me for being loyal. also, I dont know where the hooker has been, man.

i've had:

"My TV doesnt work!" When it actually works; all it needs is to turn it on. Some think the remote does the job single handedly.

"Can i get a drink from the bar @ 03.00?" when the bar closes at 01.00

"Do you have beer from the tap?"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, I am with someone right now, and exqweeze me for being loyal. also, I dont know where the hooker has been, man.

LOL and awesome that you are cool like that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

6. where do the hookers hang out at?
..... where do they hang out?

Do you get a lot of skanks & whores renting rooms, RJ?

if it's a Hilton he deffinately does

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yup, and its sizable. some hotels charge for it. some charge for net and parking, wtf?

Parking and Wi-Fi is available at our hotel and it's free. Score

Originally posted by Syren
Parking and Wi-Fi is available at our hotel and it's free. Score same here, two for two.

Originally posted by The big EH
..... where do they hang out? seriously though...i gotta know incase i go there

some STD is gonna get your ass.

What kind of yahoo ask if you rent by the hour. laughcry



Do they ask for the bathroom?

lol you dont get STD's from whores because you dont trust them you use protection, you get it from a 'loved' one who never told you a dirty secret.....but anyway i was gona pimp them out myself

sure you were. and condoms arent foolproof. and you get STD's from one night stands, at least most of the times.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sure you were. and condoms arent foolproof. and you get STD's from one night stands, at least most of the times. you've had experience of this?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sure you were. and condoms arent foolproof. and you get STD's from one night stands, at least most of the times. well usually you have one night stands when your pissed drunk and therefore missplace you trust (as chees as it sounds)


but just remember

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