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I hate you for being so beautiful, Hiker.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I hate you for being so beautiful, Hiker.

You're still on about that? Oh get over it finally.

I want you to give me my beef back plez

I bet Walshy would like to vent here about you, moose!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You're still on about that? Oh get over it finally.

I can't.

My STUPID mirror keeps telling me YOU'RE the fairest maiden in the land, and the ******* thing won't shut up.

"Hiker is the fairest...scratch that, the most beautiful...nay, THAT BITC'H BE HOT!"

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I bet Walshy would like to vent here about you, moose!

Well this is the place to do it folks! Finally it's here! clap

Moose keeps hitting on walshy

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I can't.

My STUPID mirror keeps telling me YOU'RE the fairest maiden in the land, and the ******* thing won't shut up.

"Hiker is the fairest...scratch that, the most beautiful...nay, THAT BITC'H BE HOT!"

The mirror is obviously rigged. For the fairest of them all is obviously Mandy Patinkin.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Moose keeps hitting on walshy

I in no way have hit on him, I just wanted to be close close close friends.




Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
The mirror is obviously rigged. For the fairest of them all is obviously Mandy Patinkin.

I thought you WERE Mandy Patinkin?

Wow, this is embarrassing.

Never mind my previous rant.

weegee

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I thought you WERE Mandy Patinkin?

Wow, this is embarrassing.

Never mind my previous rant.

Say, you don't happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Say, you don't happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Yes uh, haha, no.

No....no I don't....haha....

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Yes uh, haha, no.

No....no I don't....haha.... Well that's a good thing, because you see, my father was killed by a six fingered man. He was a wonderful sword maker, my father . . . . .

. . . . . and I will go up to him and I will say, "Hello, my name in Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to take it in the ass with my anal intruder!"

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! claphttp://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/anal-intruder2.gif

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well that's a good thing, because you see, my father was killed by a six fingered man. He was a wonderful sword maker, my father . . . . .

. . . . . and I will go up to him and I will say, "Hello, my name in Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to take it in the ass with my anal intruder!"

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! claphttp://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/anal-intruder2.gif

doh What am I SAYING? Yes, I DO Have 6 fingers on one hand!

I know, I was like what's he thinking?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I know, I was like what's he thinking?

I've jacked your thread. I apologize.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I've jacked your thread. I apologize.
No worries. We at Tired Hiker Industries are huge advocates of jacking anything that is jackable.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No worries. We at Tired Hiker Industries are huge advocates of jacking anything that is jackable.

Kay.

What about jacking IN threads?

As long as the threads can handle the wear and tear, Jack away old boy! euro

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
As long as the threads can handle the wear and tear, Jack away old boy! euro

Well, I never expected such hospitality.

I will indeed jack away at my convenience.

Sorry to be a bother, but, would you happen to have a tissue?

I always have a tissue. You never know when jacking will ensue. Always be prepared, my pappy used to say! *hands Moose a tissue*

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I always have a tissue. You never know when jacking will ensue. Always be prepared, my pappy used to say! *hands Moose a tissue*

I must say my good man, that this establishment will be getting a VERY high rating in my column.

Sorry to be a bother though, have you any jacking material, or as the kids call it these days, smut rags?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I must say my good man, that this establishment will be getting a VERY high rating in my column.

Sorry to be a bother though, have you any jacking material, or as the kids call it these days, smut rags?

All I have is monkey porn, my dear sir. I grant you full access to it. Tally ho!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
All I have is monkey porn, my dear sir. I grant you full access to it. Tally ho!

Monkey porn it is then!

Please don't rip the pages. It's a collector's item, I plan on selling it at auction when you are finished.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Please don't rip the pages. It's a collector's item, I plan on selling it at auction when you are finished.

Uh, what if I, um...you know....spooge on them?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Uh, what if I, um...you know....spooge on them?

Don't you know how much moose spooge is worth these days??? Please by all means spooge all over them. I could start the bid higher than anyone can possibly imagine!