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What gum do you like to chew and why and what makes it different from all the other gum? I Choose trident but i rarely chew gum. ANyway the trident whitening seems to be practical and tasty. Idk if other gums have whitening power but I trident does.

Orbit because it tastes better than other kinds of gum I suppose.

I like Trident gum.

All of the flavors are good and I chew it almost every day.

My favorite is mixed berry, of course.

Tie between Juicy Fruit and Chiclets but I have to keep my breath smelling good after a meal with some Winter Fresh!

Originally posted by JacopeX
Tie between Juicy Fruit and Chiclets but I have to keep my breath smelling good after a meal with some Winter Fresh!

hmm

......why not brush your teeth?

Some people don't carry around a toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste everywhere they go.

It's easier to chew gum instead.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
Some people don't carry around a toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste everywhere they go.

It's easier to chew gum instead.

I carry my toothbrush and tootpaste with me everyday to work.(actually, I leave it in its case in my drawer and I recycle the toothvrush everynow and then.) I did it when I was in school. I did it when I was in college.

Is it really that hard?

Originally posted by dadudemon
hmm

......why not brush your teeth? At school? Nah.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I carry my toothbrush and tootpaste with me everyday to work.(actually, I leave it in its case in my drawer and I recycle the toothvrush everynow and then.) I did it when I was in school. I did it when I was in college.

Is it really that hard?
cool No, because I do that, too.

I love the first bite into trident gum

The first bite is always the best because it's packed with flavor.

Sexual innuendo ftl.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Sexual innuendo ftl.

NO! FTW!

The only gum I chew (unless other people give me gum) is spearmint Extra.

Originally posted by dadudemon
NO! FTW!

Gum's gume dude..as long as it isn't the damn fart flavored gum.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Gum's gume dude..as long as it isn't the damn fart flavored gum.



Fart flavored? WTF!

Originally posted by dadudemon


Fart flavored? WTF!
Yeah dude, you've never seen the fart gum? They have it at Spencer Gifts.
http://www.noveltieswholesale.com/fartgum.html

MR.Grum

Had one piece of gum when I was a kid. Didn't like it, never had one again.

Do you remember the flavor and brand?

Originally posted by kodak
MR.Grum

Is that an extremely deep joke? meaning....is your joke referential to the classic child's book by "Dr. Seuss" called "Mr. Brown Can Moo" specifically referencing the part about the sound a hippopotamus makes when chewing gum ("Grum Grum Grum" while also intelligently referencing the poster here at KMC called "Mr. Grum"?


Brilliant...simply brilliant.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Had one piece of gum when I was a kid. Didn't like it, never had one again.

Lies.

I keep thinking that's a smoking dildo in your signature.

... just saying.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Is that an extremely deep joke? meaning....is your joke referential to the classic child's book by "Dr. Seuss" called "Mr. Brown Can Moo" specifically referencing the part about the sound a hippopotamus makes when chewing gum ("Grum Grum Grum" while also intelligently referencing the poster here at KMC called "Mr. Grum"?


Brilliant...simply brilliant. i just call Mr.grum "gum"

Originally posted by dadudemon
Lies.

No, fer serial.

313

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
Do you remember the flavor and brand?

Unfortunately no. But it was just never appealing to me. I don't do tic-tacs either.

Weirdo. ermm

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I keep thinking that's a smoking dildo in your signature.

... just saying.
It is. It's mine retard.

Looks like Kelly_Bean's sleeping alone tonight, *sniff*

I like that striped, zebra print gum. It's called like, Fruit Stripe or something.
That's the shit.

Originally posted by kodak
i just call Mr.grum "gum"

Its called over thinking and thats what I do. This time, I put my "thinking about things too damn much" towards humor. 313

Originally posted by DigiMark007
No, fer serial.

313

At first, I thought you typed "surreal"...then I looked closer...it was "serial"...now I'm like "wut?".

You're the shit.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
You're the shit.

Ain't nuthin' 'bout shitty.


yes, I know you didn't direct it at me.

I just chew Wrigglys, peppermint.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ain't nuthin' 'bout shitty.


yes, I know you didn't direct it at me.

I didn't direct that at you.

Hoebag.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Looks like Kelly_Bean's sleeping alone tonight, *sniff*
Good..I got tired of you farting in your sleep. Having to smell it pissed me off.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I didn't direct that at you.

Hoebag.

Well, you certainly don't complain about how much of a hoe I am when the lights are out. flirt

You promised that you'd never speak of that in pub- look it's a problem that I have, alright? I have a condition! And it's your fault anyway, what with your greasy beaner dinners.

You're all posting too fast!

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
You promised that you'd never speak of that in pub- look it's a problem that I have, alright? I have a condition! And it's your fault anyway, what with your greasy beaner dinners.
Yeah and you promised you'd never stick your finger up my arsehole too but you did that anyway. I got you back by putting your bed-farting problem out in the open. And my bean dinners have nothing to do with this!

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
You're all posting too fast!

Are we too fast ...ARE WE TOO FAST!!!



























or are you too slow, betch.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yeah and you promised you'd never stick your finger up my arsehole too but you did that anyway. I got you back by putting your bed-farting problem out in the open. And my bean dinners have nothing to do with this!

I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! I'm going to the couch.



Hey Dadudemon, why don't you make like a banana and STFU before I kill you until you die?

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! I'm going to the couch.



Hey Dadudemon, why don't you make like a banana and STFU before I kill you until you die?
Good. Go singe the couch fibers or something .

You are so cruel to me.

Maybe I should take up on McLovin's offer to train you.

I chew Orbit or Extra. And I pretty much like all the flavors.

I love bublicious but the flavor dies in like 5 mins. Why can't they just follow juicy fruit and have or something and make it last longer. I think they also pioneered the block gum instead of the lil strips, i think, maybe.

Whats up with the fusion bull crap. Why do we have to chew 2 pieces at once to get the same flavor of 1 piece of gum in other brands.

any comments?

Yeah, fusion in BS. I just eat the packs of gum separately.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
You are so cruel to me.

Maybe I should take up on McLovin's offer to train you.
You're the cruel one!!! No secks for you tonight.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
You are so cruel to me.

Maybe I should take up on McLovin's offer to train you.

You can have the pooper.

I'll take the mouth.

Originally posted by McLovin
You can have the pooper.

I'll take the mouth.
Stick anything in my ass and your d*ck will be in a jar by my bedside before you have the time to take the first thrust.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Stick anything in my ass and your d*ck will be in a jar by my bedside before you have the time to take the first thrust.

Hahaha.

Don't look at me, I was just gonna give you a mouth full. mmm

Originally posted by McLovin
Hahaha.

Don't look at me, I was just gonna give you a mouth full. mmm
I'll bite that off too.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Stick anything in my ass and your d*ck will be in a jar by my bedside before you have the time to take the first thrust.

didn't know some girls were so defensive about that. anyway wasent this thread about gum...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'll bite that off too.

It's too thick.

I like it rough anyways.

Originally posted by Lord Feron
didn't know some girls were so defensive about that. anyway wasent this thread about gum...

You mean a thread was derailed in the otf?

Say it ain't so.

Originally posted by McLovin
You mean a thread was derailed in the otf?

Say it ain't so.
hanuts

psssh whatever

Originally posted by Lord Feron
psssh
Did ya break wind?

no it would sounds more like pants ripping apart ... like "rrrriiiiipppppp" yeah idk what to write for that

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Stick anything in my ass and your d*ck will be in a jar by my bedside before you have the time to take the first thrust.

Just for that, you get no lube. I was going to go easy on you and use some of the peanut butter from downstairs... but now dish' nigga's gonna go dry.

You'll start to bleed soon enough though I guess, then you'll just go numb.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Just for that, you get no lube. I was going to go easy on you and use some of the peanut butter from downstairs... but now dish' nigga's gonna go dry.

You'll start to bleed soon enough though I guess, then you'll just go numb.


*Gets out a chainsaw* Try me, ho!

*whips it out and accidentally stabs Feron in the eye*

Originally posted by Lord Feron
What gum do you like to chew and why and what makes it different from all the other gum? I Choose trident but i rarely chew gum. ANyway the trident whitening seems to be practical and tasty. Idk if other gums have whitening power but I trident does.

I rarely chew gum because short repetitive muscle actions cause stress.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I rarely chew gum because short repetitive muscle actions cause stress.

Really? How small does the motion have to be and I thought it would relieve stress... and if thats true why the hell did they make nicoret in gum form if it adds stress? arrgghh.... WTF tell me it aint true!

I can't chew gum, I dislocated my jaw twice so it pops really bad if I do chew gum and it hurts a lot.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
*whips it out and accidentally stabs Feron in the eye*

How dare you think your poor flacid excuse of a man thang can hurt me. *kicks Blax in the balls*

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I can't chew gum, I dislocated my jaw twice so it pops really bad if I do chew gum and it hurts a lot.

How did that happen. I think it almost happened to me when a grounder popped up and gave me a nice clock to the chin.

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Really? How small does the motion have to be and I thought it would relieve stress... and if thats true why the hell did they make nicoret in gum form if it adds stress? arrgghh.... WTF tell me it aint true! I don't know if it's true. My friend said that to me once when I offered him a piece of gum and I thought it sounded cool.

It happened fighting once, the second time my ex actually broke it

Why did he strike you?

cuz he was a dick

I don't like your ex.

Well hope he got something nice in return.

All my ex's live in Texas.

I don't either

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Well hope he got something nice in return.

ya, I kicked him in the cubes, he had to go to the hospital cuz it swelled up real bad

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
ya, I kicked him in the cubes, he had to go to the hospital cuz it swelled up real bad


hahahaa nice

Good!

I am sooo nice!

Interesting topic, attacking women i don't condone it but im just saying if you meet an aggressive women that want to casue you harm. I understand if she slapping you block of try to avoid it. How about if she is grabbing bats, knifes, or other weapons of straight up trying to pound you. What do most men do? I know some who won't hit a girl but it a girl is acting like a animal what do you guys think is within the limits to fight back?

If a girl is acting like that then the guy has every right to slap her.

raise_eyebrow

So slapping would be the most a guy should do, is that what you are saying?

They got some rivalry and i don't wnat to get caught in the middle of whatever t is lol

it all depends on the situation

Think the closest thing a girl was to whooping my ass was when i was sparring with her. A milf I might add and we were doing martial arts. I was going light on her. Then out of no where she chuck norris spin kicks me in the face and since my guard was lowered. It hurt pretty bad but atleast i can say i got spin kicked by a milf =D

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Think the closest thing a girl was to whooping my ass was when i was sparring with her. A milf I might add and we were doing martial arts. I was going light on her. Then out of no where she chuck norris spin kicks me in the face and since my guard was lowered. It hurt pretty bad but atleast i can say i got spin kicked by a milf =D

I totally agree, certain measures should be taken according to the situation. Ugh i hate girls when they try and slap me and I block and they are like "ow that hurt why did you do that for"..."too defend myself..??" anyway goodtimes =D

ya, if a female is big enough to give it out like a man then she is big enough to take it like a man

Big girls scare me like amazonian status. Tall and thick (not fat) build. LIke how would i slay (have sex) with said creature? It would look silly.

I wish i can be taller

oh yeah got to add some gum related issue. Anyone see the 5 gum commercials. Its freaking cool the enviroments they show.

no haven't seen it

I wonder when they will make meat flavored gum. Like a beef jerky that never dies!

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
raise_eyebrow

Do I confuse?

meat flavored?
raise_eyebrow

You watch tv? I know some people don't. I do sometimes.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Do I confuse?


I am always confused

yeah meat flavored is it that bizarre? How many people like the tast of beef and or chicken or whatever. I do. I will appreciate it. I think other people would. May acts as a way to stave off appetite. lace the gum with some XYZ chemical and poof gum that will make u less hungry but makes you feel like you ate something hearty and good.

affirmative action me? why?

Originally posted by McLovin
You got to beat that ***** down, nigga.

Doesn't matter anyways cause us niggas got the bitches lined up. One after the other, negro.

and then you woke up lol

Originally posted by Lord Feron
yeah meat flavored is it that bizarre? How many people like the tast of beef and or chicken or whatever. I do. I will appreciate it. I think other people would. May acts as a way to stave off appetite. lace the gum with some XYZ chemical and poof gum that will make u less hungry but makes you feel like you ate something hearty and good.


I don't think I would like gum meat flavored, but oh well don't matter can't chew it anyways

fine we can make a meat flavored jolly rancher if you want

nah, meat flavoring isn't for me

what about a dick flavouring?

raise_eyebrow

Originally posted by Lord Feron
and then you woke up lol

You must be white.

Originally posted by McLovin
You must be white.
Rubbish. I'm green can you see!

falloutofchairlaughing

well eventually were all gonna be the same color right? unless extremist (i.e. religious bastards or the rascist bastards or the greedy bastards) have their way. I think eventaually we will be a masses conglomerate of all races.

you might be right

Hah lets see those bastards hate based on race now lol. I'm sure another bum is gonna say "hey lets kill those left handed people!" or Lets kill of those people who like different food from me. Or some other rediculous thing.

yes people will always have a stupid reason to hate

Anyone watch the Dave Chapelle show and the HAters nomination?

nope

awww, well it was about how much hate people had or how evil someone was. There was one guy who called a bomb threat on the special Olympics HAHAHAHA funny stuff. But anyway people flock over to the coffee thread, I command you!

ok

RUN JILL! HE'S INSANE!

who's insane?

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Interesting topic, attacking women i don't condone it but im just saying if you meet an aggressive women that want to casue you harm. I understand if she slapping you block of try to avoid it. How about if she is grabbing bats, knifes, or other weapons of straight up trying to pound you. What do most men do? I know some who won't hit a girl but it a girl is acting like a animal what do you guys think is within the limits to fight back?

Interesting point.

Anecdote time.

So this one time....I was a dating this girl. We were a "thing"(boyfriend/girlfriend). We were only going out for about a month when I ended the relationship. She flirted with other guys too much and she had drug problems that she would not stop. Great. Fine. No problems. We parted ways with no hard feelings.

shortly afterwards, one of her stupid friends starts a rumor that I called her a skank. (not true.) So the next time she sees me, she kicks me in the nuts. I got really pissed and asked her why she did it. (She stuck around for a bit after kicking me.) She said she doesn't appreciate me spreading rumors about her being a skank. I told her that that is BS and she should get her facts straight before striking someone. We discussed it for a bit and narrowed it down to her friend and confronted her friend about the rumor that she started and she fessed up. Great....bad situation...but it cleaned up.

One day, later that week, I am sitting down in a chair in the hall before class starts. She walks up to me with those same "I'm going to kick you in the nuts again" eyes. She tries to stomp on my crotch!!! I caught her foot before it came down. I threw her foot back at her and I told her to GTF away from me and don't ever try that again...She tried it again.....immediately.

I caught her foot again and kicked her square in the guts. She went flying backwards and fell flat on her back. I told her to stop listening to rumors and leave me alone. She laughed and got up. She told me she wanted to kick me in the nuts because she thought it was funny.

B**ch.

Then end.

Girls kick me in the nuts all the time.

They're made out of steel and negro, so I don't really feel anything though. *shrug*

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Girls kick me in the nuts all the time.

Then maybe you shouldn't nestle your package to their buttocks all the time.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
They're made out of steel and negro, so I don't really feel anything though. *shrug*

Balls of steel? Do you make "clink clink" sounds when you walk?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Then maybe you shouldn't nestle your package to their buttocks all the time.

I can't help it. Anal is my middle name.






Only on Fridays.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I can't help it. Anal is my middle name.



Is that pronoucned "uh nal" with an accent mark over the second "a"?




Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Only on Fridays.

bates with foil on your balls?

Trident, Winterfresh, and Orbit.

Originally posted by dadudemon
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/wrong-on-the-internets.png


Hahahahaha.

Originally posted by McLovin
Hahahahaha.

Uh...yes, it is quite funny...but credit is due where credit is due...Schecter originally posted that.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Uh...yes, it is quite funny...but credit is due where credit is due...Schecter originally posted that.

Hahahahahaha.

You must have a pretty mouth.

Large, also.

Originally posted by McLovin
Hahahahahaha.

You must have a pretty mouth.

Large, also.

didja notice that he has changed the picture twice now?

Originally posted by dadudemon
didja notice that he has changed the picture twice now?

No.

What did the other look like?

Originally posted by McLovin
No.

What did the other look like?

you know...because you quoted it...more than once. When you put the picture up in here, originally, it was the "wrong on teh internets" picture.

Deceptively naive much?

I like Dentyne Fire. mmm Got to have a pack every day. mhmm I love cinnamon and none of the other brands' cinnamon tastes as good. confused

I wonder what the long term effects of chewing gum is. Can't be good

wouldn't think so

Maybe you get AIDS ermm

that would suck

Indeed. Big, bouncing, haaaairy testicles.

*cough*

lol

youpi

licking