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Let me hear your sorrows people. Any situation that was really F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition. It may have something do with violence or social injustice or anything really that was just messed up.

Let me begin... *curtains part, Lord Feron is seen sitting on a stool with spotlight on* When I the train the other day I saw a women dash into the train with abandon. Crashed into a old lady. The women then dashes away, doesn't even bother to help her up after she already stood there for a min or 2. Then this man tries and pick her up. The old lady slaps him in the face with a cane. as that happens his pants rip when he was reaching down to help her. Looked like he got messed up good. The old lady thought he was gonna try and take advantage of her on the floor or something and the conductor comes and sees this scene. Old lady thought it was the man that hit her down and was trying to hurt her; this is what she is telling the conductor. The man tries to defend himself and other on lookers like myself come to his defense. The lady goes crazy and starts cursing at us all, we can't reason with her. She stands there and yells and screams for the rest of the 30 min ride... *curtain close*

that's pretty ****ed!

people can be sooo rude

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To be honest I did giggle but then it got messed up and no so much funny

lol

Share your memories ppl !

k

I was spinning in my computer chair the other night cuz I was bored and I tipped the chair over and fell on the floor, It was funny!!

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Let me hear your sorrows people. Any situation that was really F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition. It may have something do with violence or social injustice or anything really that was just messed up.

Let me begin... *curtains part, Lord Feron is seen sitting on a stool with spotlight on* When I the train the other day I saw a women dash into the train with abandon. Crashed into a old lady. The women then dashes away, doesn't even bother to help her up after she already stood there for a min or 2. Then this man tries and pick her up. The old lady slaps him in the face with a cane. as that happens his pants rip when he was reaching down to help her. Looked like he got messed up good. The old lady thought he was gonna try and take advantage of her on the floor or something and the conductor comes and sees this scene. Old lady thought it was the man that hit her down and was trying to hurt her; this is what she is telling the conductor. The man tries to defend himself and other on lookers like myself come to his defense. The lady goes crazy and starts cursing at us all, we can't reason with her. She stands there and yells and screams for the rest of the 30 min ride... *curtain close*

That story is SOCK-licious!

I wonder who made the term FUBAR think it was made in WW2 sometime heard it in movies and stuff

It was the brand name of a SOCK company in the 50's.

i never heard it before

that had to hurt

I didn' tfeel any pain until the operation, then the next day I was hurting all over.

I imagine

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
It was the brand name of a SOCK company in the 50's.

thats ridiculous... no one would call a sock compa..... oh i see what you did there

Originally posted by Mairuzu
thats ridiculous... no one would call a sock compa..... oh i see what you did there

Yes. You got it now.

i once watched a movie named "Fubar"

wasnt that great....

furby?

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Originally posted by Lord Feron
Let me hear your sorrows people. Any situation that was really F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition. It may have something do with violence or social injustice or anything really that was just messed up.

Let me begin... *curtains part, Lord Feron is seen sitting on a stool with spotlight on* When I the train the other day I saw a women dash into the train with abandon. Crashed into a old lady. The women then dashes away, doesn't even bother to help her up after she already stood there for a min or 2. Then this man tries and pick her up. The old lady slaps him in the face with a cane. as that happens his pants rip when he was reaching down to help her. Looked like he got messed up good. The old lady thought he was gonna try and take advantage of her on the floor or something and the conductor comes and sees this scene. Old lady thought it was the man that hit her down and was trying to hurt her; this is what she is telling the conductor. The man tries to defend himself and other on lookers like myself come to his defense. The lady goes crazy and starts cursing at us all, we can't reason with her. She stands there and yells and screams for the rest of the 30 min ride... *curtain close*

One time, and it was the last day I worked in Salinas, California at my old news station, a couple of work friends and I went to a bar to celebrate before I left for Las Vegas . . . anyway, we leave the bar and there's some yelling going on in a parking lot. I look over and there's these wannabe gangster types about to fight, and there's like fifteen of them, guys and girls. So, two guys start fighting, one guy is like getting the best of him, but then this big old oafish cracker wannabe gang banger steps in and starts slugging the guy who was winning. Well, we stood by our car and watched as the big oafish guy's baggy pants started falling down. Suddenly some other little piece of shit snuck up behind him and pulled his pants and underwear down to his ankles. So, the oafish guy, pants and undies around his ankles, gets pushed and falls to the asphalt where everyone starts kicking and punching him as others try to protect him as his bare cock and balls are hanging out for everyone to see. So, we had enough and we got in the car and as we passed them, I made the sound of a siren and they all stopped for a split second to look, then continued fighting.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
One time, and it was the last day I worked in Salinas, California at my old news station, a couple of work friends and I went to a bar to celebrate before I left for Las Vegas . . . anyway, we leave the bar and there's some yelling going on in a parking lot. I look over and there's these wannabe gangster types about to fight, and there's like fifteen of them, guys and girls. So, two guys start fighting, one guy is like getting the best of him, but then this big old oafish cracker wannabe gang banger steps in and starts slugging the guy who was winning. Well, we stood by our car and watched as the big oafish guy's baggy pants started falling down. Suddenly some other little piece of shit snuck up behind him and pulled his pants and underwear down to his ankles. So, the oafish guy, pants and undies around his ankles, gets pushed and falls to the asphalt where everyone starts kicking and punching him as others try to protect him as his bare cock and balls are hanging out for everyone to see. So, we had enough and we got in the car and as we passed them, I made the sound of a siren and they all stopped for a split second to look, then continued fighting.

Thats what you get for not having your pants on lol

that would suck

* curtain opens, Lord Feron now has a glass of whiskey and begins once again* This is when I was very young. Maybe my 1st fubar incident in my life. I was in this wild contraption at the playground called the "monkey bars." It was cold that day the metal was pinful to touch but I still liked climbing that thing, so i did. Slowly making my way up and I sat on top high and proud =D. It suddenly started to rain, and hard. I was scared to come down but I know I would be in trouble if i didn't. So I tried ever so slowly and carefully to get down. I slip off and lose my footing on the bar and fall down. Monkey bars were built in a criss cross like pattern and i was hitting every bar on the way down. From a outside observer it must of looked like a rag doll being tossed about. I felt each bar hit me in a different part of my body and when I finally ended up on the ground all i could think of was "never again will I play on the monkey bars". I think i was black and blue all over. If I knew what FUBAR was when i was at that age I surely would have screamed that outloud. *curtain close*

falloutofchairlaughing

I bet that hurt for a long time

Originally posted by Lord Feron
* curtain opens, Lord Feron now has a glass of whiskey and begins once again* This is when I was very young. Maybe my 1st fubar incident in my life. I was in this wild contraption at the playground called the "monkey bars." It was cold that day the metal was pinful to touch but I still liked climbing that thing, so i did. Slowly making my way up and I sat on top high and proud =D. It suddenly started to rain, and hard. I was scared to come down but I know I would be in trouble if i didn't. So I tried ever so slowly and carefully to get down. I slip off and lose my footing on the bar and fall down. Monkey bars were built in a criss cross like pattern and i was hitting every bar on the way down. From a outside observer it must of looked like a rag doll being tossed about. I felt each bar hit me in a different part of my body and when I finally ended up on the ground all i could think of was "never again will I play on the monkey bars". I think i was black and blue all over. If I knew what FUBAR was when i was at that age I surely would have screamed that outloud. *curtain close* That reminds me of that scene in Titanic when the ship is sinking and those people keep falling and bouncing off of stuff as they plummet to the sea.

indeed

I don't know if this would qualify as fubar, or just plain bad luck: When I was 7 we lived on the 2nd floor of a 3 floor house(each floor was a different apartment) my cousin and me were playing on the back porch, there was a big pile of leaves below so we decided to jump off the porch into them my cousin went first, he landed, unharmed. So I jump figuring I too will be okay, as I am falling to the ground my knee comes up too high, I land hitting my chin off my knee, my face in horrible pain, my mom takes me to the hospital, come to find out my jaw had been dislocated!!!!

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I don't know if this would qualify as fubar, or just plain bad luck: When I was 7 we lived on the 2nd floor of a 3 floor house(each floor was a different apartment) my cousin and me were playing on the back porch, there was a big pile of leaves below so we decided to jump off the porch into them my cousin went first, he landed, unharmed. So I jump figuring I too will be okay, as I am falling to the ground my knee comes up too high, I land hitting my chin off my knee, my face in horrible pain, my mom takes me to the hospital, come to find out my jaw had been dislocated!!!! Yeah, that qualifies.

My friend actually did a smiliar stunt. We were jumping off my friends garage on to a trampoline. Sounds like a begining of a good joke.. anyways... We all jump off fine. except one just desides to put his feet in a platic box that you hold cartons of milk in. He jumps off. when he hits the trampoline his knees collide with his face. Instant KO and he bounces off to the side. We all like "Jason that was funny as hell...Jason... JAy..??" He go over to him and we have to slap him around a bit to bring him back. We kinda all thought we were gonna get in a Sh** load of trouble but its all good.

I thought sofalloutofchairlaughing

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I don't know if this would qualify as fubar, or just plain bad luck: When I was 7 we lived on the 2nd floor of a 3 floor house(each floor was a different apartment) my cousin and me were playing on the back porch, there was a big pile of leaves below so we decided to jump off the porch into them my cousin went first, he landed, unharmed. So I jump figuring I too will be okay, as I am falling to the ground my knee comes up too high, I land hitting my chin off my knee, my face in horrible pain, my mom takes me to the hospital, come to find out my jaw had been dislocated!!!!

Damn, Fubar.

my life has been one fubar after another

Well then this thread should go on 4ever!

some of my fubars I will keep to myself though

No0o0o0o0o... tellus all!

now way!! some are too embarasing

Hold her down and I'll make her talk *takes out touture device*

what torture device?

A feather, tickle you till you beg me to stop. As harmless as that may seem, have you ever laughed until it hurt so bad you thought your torso was gonna cave in. Yeah thats what is gonna happen lil lady or else! I advise that you do the following surrender

bring it on!! I ain't skeered

Attack! *blinding frenzy of feather stabbing on gefallen*

HA!! I have duct tape!

Foobar2000 is pretty good

ermm

You put duck tape on so I can't tickle you?? disgust *Grabs gefallen by butt and performs ultimate wedgie!*

now it's war! *dust tapes Lord Feron's hands together*

No worry my gerbals will get me free *waits*...*waits some more....* F*** it .. *nibbles through his own duct tape*

falloutofchairlaughing

*leaps from shadows and jumps on gefallen* Gotcha now!

*falls to floor*
Don't hurt me!

I just want to know the truth! *bends gefallen into pretzel*

what truth?
You can't handle the truth!

figureed you might say that. *covers gefallen in chocolate* Now I have a bigass chocolate pretzel! Should I find out how you taste dearest?

oh so now you're saying I have a big ass!

I bet I taste pretty sweet, go ahead

Man almost wrote this ---> *Lord Feron starts to eat out gefallen* then i realized how that can be misunderstood. so im gonan go with this route *Lord Feron bites into gefalllen* it does taste sweet hmmm ... *starts to feel numbing sensation* dear god what have you done to me! *heart slows* ack noooooo , vile women hast poisened theeeeee....... *ack * *sputter*

ya, someone would have taken THAT the wrong way falloutofchairlaughing

Not poisoned, just drugged, now I have you where I want you!

*fear cosumes Lord feron (how ironic)* just want FUBAR stories...willing to negotiate...

ok I suppose I will let you go....
spoil all the fun for me

HAH it was all but a ruse silly girl! *throws pudding in gefallen's face*

tongue

*jumps on Lord Feron and rubs the pudding all over him*

PUDDING WRESTLING!!

WEEEE!!!!! oh no... *gets aroused* pokey

hhhmmmmm....

was it the pudding?

pudding wrestling! duh anyway i just stuff member up into belt and ready to fight once again!

food erotica?

in your belt?
that's a long way to go

bring it on!!
*puts Lord Feron in a head lock*

*bites furiously at chocolate covered arm*

hey watch it buddy, I might like that!

*licks arm clean off* Hrmm.. say something?

what?

what? what?

you said say something, so I asked what?

*wipes pudding on Lord Ferons face*

God damnit women reveal your secrets!

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Originally posted by Lord Feron
God damnit women reveal your secrets!

I'll never tell!

Why?

don't have a reason, just playing with your peter don't get all hard

too late

can't say that I am sorry

What am I to do know * looks down*

now*

I can't tell you what to do

well atleast my Fubar thread is still going!

yes it is

would liek to add another monologue and of continue beating your bug butt but i have to focus on this work so yeah this could be good bye for the day.

you can't handle me!!!!!!!!!!!

ok have fun

* curtains open, Lord Feron has new clothes on due to previous battle with gefallen.* One drunkin night I was at a house party. After drinking some smoking some and generally being merry I stop n take lil break on the couch. I kinda dazed and about to pass out but still awake. I realize a couple is in the corner of the room. I hear a girls voice and a guys voice I don't hear that much of the girl it seemed to be muttering. The guy was saying "blah blah lets have sex." I look at the girl. She is in almost as bad shape as me. I think to myself "What are you going to do man, are you gonna sit back and let this guy pretty much rape a unconscious girl?" I wait a min and try and gather my strength to stop him... I hear her say NO and don't touch me really loud (that was good enough for especially since the guy was really forcing it). I was about to get up and do something but another guy walks in and says "WTF ARE YOU DOING TO MY GIRL!" Seeing how things were gonna get real violent i pretended to be passed out. The bf punches him a couple times and throws him out the door. I no longer hear music. I just hear sound of destruction lol and people saying OMG. I saw the would be rapist the next day... he was FUBARed lol *curtain close*

Well...

I missed all the fun... I want some chocalate.

lol no worries when she shows up again we can tag team her!

She better show-up within the next twenty minutes then!

hey now!! why is everyone ganging up on me!!!

that was longer than 20 minutes crackers

I am aware of that. I slept in and just jot on was really busy when i got up

bored and lonely eh? haermm

kiss my ass!!!!censored

Sounds like she's inviting us haermm

don't start something you can't win!!!!!!!

You will submit!

make me!!!

Children.....

Isn't there a FUBAR movie?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Isn't there a FUBAR movie?

Are those new slacks you're wearing?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Children.....

whatever

what' eva', wha' eva'...

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even better

FROM THE SHADOWS WOMEN! *spin kicks gefallen in face*

*puts Lord Feron in a head lock*

This again? *Takes out magical key and opens lock*

What lock?

At least there isn't any pudding

I was trying to be funny. Oh yeah here... * throws day old pudding on gefallens chest" present for you!

just what I always wanted...
pudding on my boobs!!



*wipes pudding on Lord Ferons cheek*

tongue_smilie

so hows it going *stares at pudding covered boobies*

good. and you?

take a picture it lasts longer!falloutofchairlaughing

could be better. Not sure if i should go out and party tonight. Kinda feeling anti social. Then again once i get a few drinks i become real friendly lol

*sends pictures of pudding boobies to friends, and brags about he did her*

go, you might have fun

yeah maybe. IDK ugh unmotivated. Why its friday! I whould be like YAHOO!! partytime

got any plans for the weekend?

not really, my little brother is throwing a party, but haven't decided what I want to do, really need to wash my car

make sure you wear a shirt that when it gets wet u can see nipples 1st rule to washing a car...I don't make the rules I just follow them..

what is the party for?

just to have a party, he is an alcoholic!

weee

I think its something i ate and its bringing me down...

wish vomiting wasent so uncomfortable

I saw that you were trying to get BLAX to help you gang up on me

silly, silly, boy

can't a man dream? imagining it now u look like a some generic model and then the other guy gets locked outside and then I just ravage you?

thats a better idea!!

lol oh how i need to ravage a girl tonight.

it's been a while actually... hmmmm half a year i think

I hear ya

god damn neighbor, not working out the way i wanted it to

Hey, at least your thread is still going!!!!

im gonna open a new thread