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I have an interview Monday at 10 A.M to work at Kroger. I filled out an online app yesterday and today at 4:46 PM a lady called and asked me if I'd be available for an interview and I said yeah. She asked if I'd be interested in working in the Deli and I kind of paused but said yeah because I didn't want to say no and her be like "Well that's the only position we have so we'll try and find someone else who wants this position" because I really need a job.
I suppose working back in the Deli wouldn't be so bad but..I honestly don't want to wear a hairnet and all of that. Should I mention it at the interview and ask if this is the only position available or should I keep my mouth closed and just give it a shot even though I really don't wanna?

Might as well ask

Kroger? Ha, be nervous when you get a real job.

Originally posted by @ndromed@
Kroger? Ha, be nervous when you get a real job.

What 'real' jobs have YOU had?

All jobs are real jobs and someone has to do the work.

Originally posted by taft
Might as well ask
Thanks.
Originally posted by @ndromed@
Kroger? Ha, be nervous when you get a real job.
That was rude.

Originally posted by taft
Might as well ask

I agree.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I agree.
Thanks.

Yeah..I'll ask. I have nothing to lose really. If the lady/man gets uptight if I ask a simple question then oh well..that's their problem.

Yep yep. Hope it works out for you, Kelly.

Originally posted by @ndromed@
Kroger? Ha, be nervous when you get a real job. Hahaha, your parents hate you.

Good luck Kelly! And don't f*ck this one up or I'll Jap slap you!

Originally posted by @ndromed@
Kroger? Ha, be nervous when you get a real job.
Aren't you the Jizz Mopper at the local porn place?

I would play it safe and not ask,jobs aren't exactly everywhere,good luck.

Originally posted by TRH
I would play it safe and not ask,jobs aren't exactly everywhere,good luck.

Good point. And Kelly, knowing you, you'd say the wrong thing and f*ck it up. Don't make me send my agents to kill you.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Good point. And Kelly, knowing you, you'd say the wrong thing and f*ck it up. Don't make me send my agents to kill you. Easy there,take you pills.

Originally posted by TRH
Easy there,take you pills.

I don't know why, I just like to physically threaten her. srug

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I don't know why, I just like to physically threaten her. srug That's a a sign not to have kids!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Yep yep. Hope it works out for you, Kelly.
Thank you my love.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Good luck Kelly! And don't f*ck this one up or I'll Jap slap you!
Don't threaten me again or I'll hose you down after our afternoon secks when you least expect it.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Good point. And Kelly, knowing you, you'd say the wrong thing and f*ck it up. Don't make me send my agents to kill you.
You're so verbally abusive to me! cry No wonder I have I'm mentally retarded.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Thank you my love.

Don't threaten me again or I'll hose you down after our afternoon secks when you least expect it.

You're so verbally abusive to me! cry No wonder I have I'm mentally retarded.

I'm sorry Kelly. I never meant to hurt you. It's because I'm hurting inside. It's me. It's all me. I'm such a mean Jew!bawling

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'm sorry Kelly. I never meant to hurt you. It's because I'm hurting inside. It's me. It's all me. I'm such a mean Jew!bawling Jew!?

Originally posted by TRH
That's a a sign not to have kids!

Oh, I would never talk to my kids like that, just Kelly. Although, according to a recent post, I had a melt down and I am now cured of all violent acts toward her.

Originally posted by TRH
Jew!?

What.

My very first job was a bag boy at my local supermarket when I was 16. It wasnt the greatest thing in the world, but at least I had beer and weed money for the weekends.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I have an interview Monday at 10 A.M to work at Kroger. I filled out an online app yesterday and today at 4:46 PM a lady called and asked me if I'd be available for an interview and I said yeah. She asked if I'd be interested in working in the Deli and I kind of paused but said yeah because I didn't want to say no and her be like "Well that's the only position we have so we'll try and find someone else who wants this position" because I really need a job.
I suppose working back in the Deli wouldn't be so bad but..I honestly don't want to wear a hairnet and all of that. Should I mention it at the interview and ask if this is the only position available or should I keep my mouth closed and just give it a shot even though I really don't wanna?

Just give it a go, you'll never know unless you try and if it sucks major ass then just quit.

Originally posted by Impediment
My very first job was a bag boy at my local supermarket when I was 16. It wasnt the greatest thing in the world, but at least I had beer and weed money for the weekends.
No mary jane for me! I believe I'll have to get drug-tested just to get into this job.
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Just give it a go, you'll never know unless you try and if it sucks major ass then just quit.
Thanks. I will.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What. Nothing

I havent smoked weed since I was 21.

The deli seems like an okay place, if you ask me. At least you wouldnt have to deal with the shoppers at the checkout line. Seems better, IMO.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. I can't. My wife would kill me. Originally posted by TRH
Nothing

I'm not really a Jew.

Originally posted by Impediment
I havent smoked weed since I was 21.

The deli seems like an okay place, if you ask me. At least you wouldnt have to deal with the shoppers at the checkout line. Seems better, IMO. Dude, the best thing about when I was delivering pizzas back in the day was all the extra weed money I had. Plus I knew a guy who would trade a twamper for a medium pepperoni.

"Twamper"?

Make it clear that you'd prefer to work in another area if one's available, but that you'd be willing to work the Deli if that's the only position available. Only if that's true, though. If you don't want to work in the Deli then don't lie, just say no. They'll respect the honesty.

Originally posted by Impediment
I havent smoked weed since I was 21.

The deli seems like an okay place, if you ask me. At least you wouldnt have to deal with the shoppers at the checkout line. Seems better, IMO.
I haven't smoked since..the beginning of February.
Good way to put it! I hate being around too many people.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I can't. My wife would kill me.

I'm not really a Jew.
Don't tell her.
Originally posted by BackFire
Make it clear that you'd prefer to work in another area if one's available, but that you'd be willing to work the Deli if that's the only position available. Only if that's true, though. If you don't want to work in the Deli then don't lie, just say no. They'll respect the honesty.
You'd better be right. I'm holdin' ya to it and if they pull out a gun, I'm telling them it was BackFire's fault and he told me what to say.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I guess his job at Burger King must totally be better than my job.
I guess so.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Hahaha, your parents hate you. Meh, I care why?

Originally posted by Impediment
"Twamper"? A twenty sack.

If you REALLY want to ask, don't say it negatively. DOn't be all, "Are there any other postitions available?" Say something along the lines of, "What are all the available positions." Or something.


And be genial. That always works.

Lie through your teeth, agree with everything they want you to do, then stop doing it once you're in the job. It's what I've done for every job I've had.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I haven't smoked since..the beginning of February.
Good way to put it! I hate being around too many people.


Don't tell her.

You'd better be right. I'm holdin' ya to it and if they pull out a gun, I'm telling them it was BackFire's fault and he told me what to say.

If I'm wrong you can punish me by blowing me.

Originally posted by ~KoK!~
If you REALLY want to ask, don't say it negatively. DOn't be all, "Are there any other postitions available?" Say something along the lines of, "What are all the available positions." Or something.


And be genial. That always works.
Thanks, good idea!
Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Lie through your teeth, agree with everything they want you to do, then stop doing it once you're in the job. It's what I've done for every job I've had.
I'm not much on lying..to anyone.
Originally posted by BackFire
If I'm wrong you can punish me by blowing me.
hanuts If you're the one to be punished shouldn't it be ME being the one to receive?



Oh and..tonight I was just reminded (after sadly forgetting) that in around 3 weeks (April 19th to be exact) that I have a concert that I have been looking forward to ever since I heard about it a long time ago and I have the tickets and everything so what in the hell do I do? I mean I don't know when I'll get this job if I get it and can't like get the job and then like 3 days later be like "I need the weekend off" because then that gives a bad impression after being on the job for such a short amount of time. I confuse myself. This is what sucks about being ill-experienced with jobs.

So did you get the job or not? Wearing a hairnet isn't that bad, I wear one from work. I just tie my hair in a bun and the hairnet wraps around it. Pretty easy.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Oh and..tonight I was just reminded (after sadly forgetting) that in around 3 weeks (April 19th to be exact) that I have a concert that I have been looking forward to ever since I heard about it a long time ago and I have the tickets and everything so what in the hell do I do? I mean I don't know when I'll get this job if I get it and can't like get the job and then like 3 days later be like "I need the weekend off" because then that gives a bad impression after being on the job for such a short amount of time. I confuse myself. This is what sucks about being ill-experienced with jobs.
If you get the job then you should just sell the tickets because if you ask to have the weekend off you will probably get fired.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Sigh* That's really retarded. I've had this planned for a long time.
Yeah, but if you get the job and you want to keep it than you really shouldn't go to the concert. mmm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Guess I'll just kill 'em and turn them to wax figures.
Oh ok...wait...wut... mmm

But is there like other job openings you can apply for and maybe just decide to not take the deli job?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, not unless I wanna work at fast food (which I refuse).
Best bet is to sell the tickets and at least get something out of them.

Because you won't be working for long if you call off a weekend shortly after being employed.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yeah but you're probably really beautiful (I've never seen you). I use my hair to try and add some "prettyness" to my face. My face looks fat when my hair is pulled back. I haven't worn a ponytail in probably 3-4 years with the exception of maybe putting it in a bun a couple of times if I was around people I didn't care what I looked like around. Like family.

I look so much better without my hair in a bun. Believe me, I hate them. They make me look so stupid, but it's for work and everyone looks stupid with hairnets, so you shouldn't worry.

Fast food isn't that bad. I work at Macca's and it's fun. The atmosphere is whats important, and we have a good one there.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Thanks, good idea!

I'm not much on lying..to anyone.

hanuts If you're the one to be punished shouldn't it be ME being the one to receive?



Oh and..tonight I was just reminded (after sadly forgetting) that in around 3 weeks (April 19th to be exact) that I have a concert that I have been looking forward to ever since I heard about it a long time ago and I have the tickets and everything so what in the hell do I do? I mean I don't know when I'll get this job if I get it and can't like get the job and then like 3 days later be like "I need the weekend off" because then that gives a bad impression after being on the job for such a short amount of time. I confuse myself. This is what sucks about being ill-experienced with jobs.

No, i hate head, so it's a punishment to me.

But to your new problem - I'd say that after the interview, or during, let them know that you have an engagement for whatever day that is. They'll probably understand.

Originally posted by BackFire
No, i hate head, so it's a punishment to me.

But to your knew problem - I'd say that after the interview, or during, let them know that you have an engagement for whatever day that is. They'll probably understand.
Keyword: Probably.

Lol.

Oh well. We'll see. If they don't understand then it's not the end of the world.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
True.
Well..I ain't missing Megadeth, Children of Bodom, High on Fire, Job for a Cowboy and In Flames. They can kiss my ass if they think I'm gonna miss this once in a lifetime oppurtunity. dd
Sounds like a horrible concert anyway. haermm

They're all weak.

I only listen to hardcore shit like Linkin Park and Panic! At the Disco haermm

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
They're all weak.

I only listen to hardcore shit like Linkin Park and Panic! At the Disco haermm
Chevelle and Breaking Benjamin ftw. jam

Aw...

That reminds me of something which makes me sad...

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Aw...

That reminds me of something which makes me sad...
I'm sorry.

I miss EvilAngel...

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I miss EvilAngel...
petpet

*cockslaps*



Pweeeeese make me some dinner?

I'm hungry.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
True.
Well..I ain't missing Megadeth, Children of Bodom, High on Fire, Job for a Cowboy and In Flames. They can kiss my ass if they think I'm gonna miss this once in a lifetime oppurtunity. dd

Yeah but do people actually SEE you wearing your hairnet? I'm just scared I'll be out and someone I know will be shopping and see me. Ugh!

People you know will probably run into you while you're working. It's not a big deal and you get used to it very quickly.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Shaddup.
Make me. haermm

I know a guy who works in the kroger meat department, and he is always bragging about what good benefits he has, especially medical.

Say to her "I'd prefer doing ******" so they know what you want, but that you can do other things too.

You're nervous about that? My Dad's friend is coming to visit tomorrow for the first time in ages, I spent a night with his son and never called him again and told his sister the next morning it was the worst sex I've ever had and he probably gets it from his Dad...His Dad overheard me...His sister told me...

Maybe I'll just get out of the house and go on a walk or something...Sorry, I tend to rabble on!

holy shit....talk about an ego killer.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
holy shit....talk about an ego killer.

I reckon....unless he/she is usually having sex with sex gurus, that has got to be some pretty shitty sex.

hopefully the dad wont take it upon himself to prove her wrong.

Originally posted by BlackC@
Say to her "I'd prefer doing ******" so they know what you want, but that you can do other things too.

You're nervous about that? My Dad's friend is coming to visit tomorrow for the first time in ages, I spent a night with his son and never called him again and told his sister the next morning it was the worst sex I've ever had and he probably gets it from his Dad...His Dad overheard me...His sister told me...

Maybe I'll just get out of the house and go on a walk or something...Sorry, I tend to rabble on!
Yeah but they're obviously needing help in the Deli if she asked me over the phone for that. If they needed help anywhere else she would've asked or stated.