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Yeah, it's sad to say, but I'm getting a divorce. Things just are not working out, and ever since she found out my true love is Kelly Bean, she won't have anything to do with me.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, it's sad to say, but I'm getting a divorce. Things just are not working out, and ever since she found out my true love is Kelly Bean, she won't have anything to do with me.

I hate you for doing this to me.

You make promises and re neg on them.

You say you'll call and you don't.

You promise to pull out and you don't.

You say you'll take me out in public and you don't.

And now, you are leaving Bruce for Kelly????

Bit'ch.

I'm so confused and lost. I don't know what to do or who to turn to.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, it's sad to say, but I'm getting a divorce. Things just are not working out, and ever since she found out my true love is Kelly Bean, she won't have anything to do with me.

April fools.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'm so confused and lost. I don't know what to do or who to turn to.

Well don't look at me.

I'm packing your stuff up as we speak.

Oh, heck TH.

If you promise me to make more videos.

I'll marry you.

No, this is for real. My wife found out that I have an internet hussy. She saw a post I sent to Kelly Bean about how we shared true love's kiss in the Harry Potter forum. Now she's packing her bags.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, this is for real. My wife found out that I have an internet hussy. She saw a post I sent to Kelly Bean about how we shared true love's kiss in the Harry Potter forum. Now she's packing her bags.

IF this is true, PM me, I've been there.

If it's an April Fools thing...well, PM me, we can cyber.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Well don't look at me.

I'm packing your stuff up as we speak.
This isn't a joke! I thought you had my back, I thought we were bros, why oh why would you make a joke about this Moosie. We did the spit hand shake together in Walla Walla, and now you treat me like this!? I bent over backwards for you when you needed my help, I bent forwards, sideways, and upside-down in that sling swing as well!

Now I can't find Kelly Bean, I think she's dropping out of school or getting fired from her new job or something. I need her now and she's not here. Why oh why?! How could she do this to me? I gave her true love's kiss! I feel so abandoned. Maybe, oh no, maybe she's back with Daniel!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo! crybaby

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
If it's an April Fools thing...well, PM me, we can cyber.
Your cyber sex sucks.

Last time we did it, you left me with a raging semi and blue balls.

Oh, guess what . . . . APRIL FOOLS!!!! I totally got you guys so good.

Hey moose, I noticed I made your profile. I'm flattered.

your dog is leaving you?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Hey moose, I noticed I made your profile. I'm flattered.

You should be.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I wasn't in the mood, and you smelled cyber funny. Sorry.
I needed a shower. ermm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
your dog is leaving you? That was about the funniest joke you ever made! April Fools!!

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
You should be. Okay, let's cyber. dj

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
You needed a total makeover.

Are you clean now? eyes



Okay! You start.
No, I just woke up. haermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That was about the funniest joke you ever made! April Fools!! you got meh

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Just as well, I'm on the cyber rag anyhow.
*****. disgust

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
srug Sorry. Try Hiker, he seems to be randy.
But I only have eyes for you. cryoh

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
You sure know how to make a fella feel spershal. eyes

And a wee bit awkward.
Sorry.

I'll stop now. haermm

Damnit, Hiker. You're such a shit. I got myself prepared to be a shoulder to cry on for her and for what? nahuh

Originally posted by Syren
Damnit, Hiker. You're such a shit. I got myself prepared to be a shoulder to cry on for her and for what? nahuh

Pffft. mhm Whatever. I was ready to put out.

Don't bring that weak shit in here, Kerry. nono

I am so sorry for you, Hiker. You ar a great guy. If you want to talk, I'm here for you. Sorry, man.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Pffft. mhm Whatever. I was ready to put out.

Don't bring that weak shit in here, Kerry. nono

You clearly don't understand the connotations behind the phrase, 'shoulder to cry on'. This means you've actually offered nothing more than a shoulder in some hottie's time of need. Amateur mhm

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am so sorry for you, Hiker. You ar a great guy. If you want to talk, I'm here for you. Sorry, man.


Haha. You're awesome.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am so sorry for you, Hiker. You ar a great guy. If you want to talk, I'm here for you. Sorry, man.

That was professional simpleton. Hoorah! clapping

Originally posted by Syren
You clearly don't understand the connotations behind the phrase, 'shoulder to cry on'. This means you've actually offered nothing more than a shoulder in some hottie's time of need. Amateur mhm

S.lut. mhm

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Thanks.

Lets do manly stuff now.

Like this.

http://www.surfinside.com/Pic's%20Link/pictures/8-03/8-3%20huntington/Hotties-I.jpg

I pick the chick all the way on the left. 131

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
The spinner? Fine. I'll take the other 3.

Dummy.
I'm not as awesome as you, I can only handle 1 girl at a time, you know this! haermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, it's sad to say, but I'm getting a divorce. Things just are not working out, and ever since she found out my true love is Kelly Bean, she won't have anything to do with me.
I didn't want to ruin your marriage...but I couldn't help falling in love with you. cry

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
This is true. Listen, here's a notepad.

Sit, watch and learn.

And don't touch yourself!
I'll need to videotape this for ummm....certain purposes.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, it's sad to say, but I'm getting a divorce. Things just are not working out, and ever since she found out my true love is Kelly Bean, she won't have anything to do with me.

I'm about to kick my wife out of the house, you should move in. We could spend our days smoking hash and ordering hookers.

Kelly could be our maid/fluffer.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm about to kick my wife out of the house, you should move in. We could spend our days smoking hash and ordering hookers.

Kelly could be our maid/fluffer.
I'd rather eat a turd than serve for you.


TH is my one and only true love.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am so sorry for you, Hiker. You ar a great guy. If you want to talk, I'm here for you. Sorry, man.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'd rather eat a turd than serve for you.


TH is my one and only true love.

After all I've done for you, that's how you treat me?

Originally posted by Robtard
After all I've done for you, that's how you treat me?
What've you done for me?

I've shown you kindness, when others have spat in your face. I've complimented your pictures, when others called you a filthy attention-whore. The outrage, of your insolence.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm about to kick my wife out of the house, you should move in. We could spend our days smoking hash and ordering hookers.

Kelly could be our maid/fluffer.

If only it were a perfect world.

Originally posted by Robtard
I've shown you kindness, when others have spat in your face. I've complimented your pictures, when others called you a filthy attention-whore. The outrage, of your insolence.
You've been rude to me just as much as anyone else has. hanuts

And about the pictures thing, I get more compliments than anything. I can't help it I enjoy taking pictures of myself.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'd rather eat a turd than serve for you.


TH is my one and only true love. Kelly, you're a good sport. If only I were sixty years younger and single. Oh, did I say sixty years younger? Ooops . . . edit .. . . damn. Okay, so the truths out, I'm really an eighty-year old man.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You've been rude to me just as much as anyone else has. hanuts

And about the pictures thing, I get more compliments than anything. I can't help it I enjoy taking pictures of myself. Nah, he hasn't. Not as much as me anyways.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Kelly, you're a good sport. If only I were sixty years younger and single. Oh, did I say sixty years younger? Ooops . . . edit .. . . damn. Okay, so the truths out, I'm really an eighty-year old man.
As long as those pictures are really you, DAMN you're lookin' good at 80!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, he hasn't. Not as much as me anyways.
Okay I agree to that. hanuts

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You've been rude to me just as much as anyone else has. hanuts

And about the pictures thing, I get more compliments than anything. I can't help it I enjoy taking pictures of myself.

Have not.

Yah, mostly from me, and that old lecher Schecter.

Originally posted by Robtard
Have not.

Yah, mostly from me, and that old lecher Schecter.
No..mostly people that come and stay in the OTF. I don't post pictures in the GDF picture thread anymore.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No..mostly people that come and stay in the OTF. I don't post pictures in the GDF picture thread anymore.
Reported.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
As long as those pictures are really you, DAMN you're lookin' good at 80!hanuts That was actually my grandson, Hyper Hiker. I vicariously live through him.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No..mostly people that come and stay in the OTF. I don't post pictures in the GDF picture thread anymore.

"Verbal" abuse got to ya?

Well...that is kind of sad. You are quite sexy. droolio

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That was actually my grandson, Hyper Hiker. I vicariously live through him.
cry I don't love you anymore. Liar liar liiaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Originally posted by dadudemon
"Verbal" abuse got to ya?

Well...that is kind of sad. You are quite sexy. droolio
Why thank ya!

Name one time I was cruel to you, you vicious wench.

Originally posted by Robtard
Name one time I was cruel to you, you vicious wench.
Right now. hanuts

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Right now. hanuts

Obviously, besides the right now, as the "right now" is a reaction to what you said earliar. So?

Originally posted by Robtard
Obviously, besides the right now, as the "right now" is a reaction to what you said earliar. So?
Hahah my first page of results for looking and I already found one:

Originally posted by Robtard
You *******.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=10280631& amp;highlight=Kelly_Bean+userid%3A73571#post102806
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You thought that was a real insult, seriously?

She's not going to put out. FYI

This is amusing.

Continue.

-AC

Originally posted by Ax3l
She's not going to put out. FYI

I assure you, that isn't the angle I'm shooting for.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
This is amusing.

Continue.

-AC

Well, as long as you're entertained.

Originally posted by Robtard
I assure you, that isn't the angle I'm shooting for.

Nah, he's planning on shooting right into her left eye.

Or maybe the brown-eye, haven't really given it much thought. I like the way you think though.

Originally posted by Robtard
Or maybe the brown-eye, haven't really given it much thought. I like the way you think though.

Far too easy. I'd say go for the left and make it a moving target. Somehow.

I could shake her like a maraca with my left hand while stroking/aiming with my right. Will that do?

Originally posted by Robtard
I could shake her like a maraca with my left hand while stroking/aiming with my right. Will that do?

Excellent, just let me go ask BF if I can borrow his camera.

No need, if a young woman is going to be molested and abused, its standard procedure to invite BF and Schecter.

k

Originally posted by Robtard
No need, if a young woman is going to be molested and abused, its standard procedure to invite BF and Schecter.

Ooh, sounds like a plan

Damn you guys are weird!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Damn you guys are weird!

Shit, busted

Originally posted by Syren
Shit, busted
spankyy

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
spankyy

blush2