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I've been pulling an April Fools joke all along on you guys (ever since I joined in 2004, that is). TH really didn't leave his wife to be with me.

I AM his wife. I'm 31 and all of those pictures that I have posted were of my little sister. I wanted everyone to believe I was really 18.

I feel terrible. cry

im gay

oh wait.. april fools

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I've been pulling an April Fools joke all along on you guys (ever since I joined in 2004, that is). TH really didn't leave his wife to be with me.

I AM his wife. I'm 31 and all of those pictures that I have posted were of my little sister. I wanted everyone to believe I was really 18.

I feel terrible. cry


GD April fools Kels.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I've been pulling an April Fools joke all along on you guys (ever since I joined in 2004, that is). TH really didn't leave his wife to be with me.

I AM his wife. I'm 31 and all of those pictures that I have posted were of my little sister. I wanted everyone to believe I was really 18.

I feel terrible. cry says you joined in 2003...in august none the less

Whoops, mixed my joining dates up with another site.

With that aside, it is not an April Fools joke. I really am TH's wife and I really am 31. You'll just have to wait until he gets on here to back me up.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Whoops, mixed my joining dates up with another site.

With that aside, it is not an April Fools joke. I really am TH's wife and I really am 31. You'll just have to wait until he gets on here to back me up.


What will Seb say??

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
What will Seb say??
That's my little sister's boyfriend, how should I know?

Oh. My. God. I don't believe you mhm

wat

Originally posted by Syren
Oh. My. God. I don't believe you mhm
Fine, y'don't have to! See if I care! cry

k

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Fine, y'don't have to! See if I care! cry

But Kel, if I do believe you I'll have to let go of what we have. What we've built over the years. You won't be my Kelly any more cry

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
That's my little sister's boyfriend, how should I know?


Is your sister pretty as you are?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Is your sister pretty as you are?

All those pictures are her sister oh

prove it

Originally posted by Syren
All those pictures are her sister oh



Then she is very pretty.

no

Originally posted by Syren
But Kel, if I do believe you I'll have to let go of what we have. What we've built over the years. You won't be my Kelly any more cry
Hey hey hey now, who said I wasn't as sexy as my lil' sis, huh? I can be quite the firecracker in bed. naughty You and me would do good.
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Is your sister pretty as you are?
Everyone's as pretty as I am, so yes. hanuts

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hey hey hey now, who said I wasn't as sexy as my lil' sis, huh? I can be quite the firecracker in bed. naughty You and me would do good.


I meant our spiritual and mental connection nahuh

Originally posted by Syren
I meant our spiritual and mental connection nahuh
Who goes to say that you and I won't have an even better one than you and my little sister?

Oh and here is my picture. TH is very proud to have me, he says I'm sexy and he can cream just looking at me.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/000_00601.jpg

I cream looking at you.

Eyes in particular super13

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Who goes to say that you and I won't have an even better one than you and my little sister?

Oh and here is my picture. TH is very proud to have me, he says I'm sexy and he can cream just looking at me.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/000_00601.jpg ooooh that booger drool

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I cream looking at you.

Eyes in particular super13
Pretty damn smexy huh?
Originally posted by Soridormi
ooooh that booger drool
Beautiful ain't it?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Who goes to say that you and I won't have an even better one than you and my little sister?

Oh and here is my picture. TH is very proud to have me, he says I'm sexy and he can cream just looking at me.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/000_00601.jpg

Hot damn. faint

Originally posted by Tattoo
Hot damn. faint
You no touchy!
I don't want TH to find out about our....

It's hard enough to keep it a secret about our...

nevermind.

I don't care enough to believe it.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You no touchy!
I don't want TH to find out about our....

It's hard enough to keep it a secret about our...

nevermind.

Oh right. *zips lips*

Originally posted by Tattoo
Oh right. *zips lips*
Thank you.

i'm thinking this is an elaborate AFD prank for all the OTF.

Originally posted by Kumori Okami
i'm thinking this is an elaborate AFD prank for all the OTF.
Whatever you say, kiddo. Wait until my husband gets here.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Whatever you say, kiddo. Wait until my husband gets here. I'll kick his ass.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Oh right. *zips lips*

Better zip your pants as well. Just in case

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I'll kick his ass. No you won't.

Originally posted by ~KoK!~
No you won't. Yes, I will.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Yes, I will. 'OH NO YOU WONT'

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
YES I WILL!!! 'OH NO YOU WONT'

are you causing more trouble Walshy?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I'll kick his ass.
LOL...that's funny.
Originally posted by Syren
Better zip your pants as well. Just in case
No, keep 'em op--....yeah you better close them.

Kels has your husband come in yet?

I think he's out screwin' around with one of these gaytards on KMC...I haven't figured out which one yet...

Originally posted by Syren
HE'S BEHIND YOU!! oh

I'm not sure if it's all one big prank, or you''re right. Meh, it'll come to fluition.

Just wait for my husband.

As soon he shows up let me know.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I've been pulling an April Fools joke all along on you guys (ever since I joined in 2004, that is). TH really didn't leave his wife to be with me.

I AM his wife. I'm 31 and all of those pictures that I have posted were of my little sister. I wanted everyone to believe I was really 18.

I feel terrible. cry So, you mean I've been banging your sister all along?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
LOL...that's funny. Your husband's soon to be disfigured and broken face isn't funny.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I'll kick his ass.

thumbup

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
So, you mean I've been banging your sister all along?
Both of us, honey.
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Your husband's soon to be disfigured and broken face isn't funny.
O RLY? How so?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Both of us, honey.


And you're okay with this?

dumbest thread ever

Originally posted by Schecter
dumbest thread ever

Except for the fact that I've been banging two people . . . . allegedly.

well thats cool i guess. still this thread is the epitome of fail.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
thumbup You the punk ass nigga I've been hearin bout?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
You the punk ass nigga I've been hearin bout?

Yeah, *****! Bring it!

Originally posted by Schecter
well thats cool i guess. still this thread is the epitome of fail. You guessed right.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
And you're okay with this?
No. Now that it's out in the open though, you can come back home to momma. dd
Originally posted by Schecter
well thats cool i guess. still this thread is the epitome of fail.
Go away then?! You fail if you keep posting.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, *****! Bring it!

That's what I thought, pussy! Get out with your ***** ass self. ****.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That's what I thought, pussy! Get out with your ***** ass self. ****.
You just called yourself a pussy. lmaoroflhanuts

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That's what I thought, pussy! Get out with your ***** ass self. ****. Nigga who the fvck you talkin to!? Do you know who I am!? I'm the fvckin Dark J to the A to the double X nigga! I can crack your skull with two fingers!

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Nigga who the fvck you talkin to!? Do you know who I am!? I'm the fvckin Dark J to the A to the double X nigga! I can crack your skull with two fingers!
I don't appreciate this fvcking language in my g*d damn thread!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I don't appreciate this fvcking language in my g*d damn thread!

*rapes kelly from behind in...uhh....satan church*

nee nars

Originally posted by dadudemon
*rapes kelly from behind in...uhh....satan church*

nee nars
Why are we in a satanic church???

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Why are we in a satanic church???

because it has to be "god damned"...

remember this?



Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I don't appreciate this fvcking language in my g*d damn thread!

Originally posted by dadudemon
because it has to be "god damned"...

remember this?
Yadda-yadda whatever, whore.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yadda-yadda whatever, whore.

Whatever...you didn't object to being raped....it wasn't rape, I guess.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Whatever...you didn't object to being raped....it wasn't rape, I guess.
You didn't object to me putting those baby squirrels up your ass either.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You didn't object to me putting those baby squirrels up your ass either.

Of course he wouldn't.

He's a ***.

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!!

Originally posted by McLovin
Of course he wouldn't.

He's a ***.
I always knew something was up with dude. withdrawn

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You just called yourself a pussy. lmaoroflhanuts Negative ghost rider, I was showing the post he lagged responding to, hence . . . . do I really have to explain?Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Nigga who the fvck you talkin to!? Do you know who I am!? I'm the fvckin Dark J to the A to the double X nigga! I can crack your skull with two fingers!

You could crack your vagina with two fingers. eat

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Negative ghost rider, I was showing the post he lagged responding to, hence . . . . do I really have to explain?

You could crack your vagina with two fingers. eat
Not unless ya want to, sweet cheeks.

Originally posted by McLovin
Of course he wouldn't.

He's a ***.

if by *** you mean dad...then yes.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I always knew something was up with dude. withdrawn

No no...you got it all wrong...ima dilf. 313

Originally posted by dadudemon
if by *** you men dad...then yes.

That actually made me laugh.

Kudos.

Originally posted by McLovin
That actually made me laugh.

Kudos.

Well, to young men, "dad" is very bad curse word.

Daddy?