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I'm bored. I need people to marry me so we can have secks and make babies. Women or men welcome. :] More than one, two or three welcome too. herbdryhump

Can I put my **** stick in you?

hmm






pass

No.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
pass

Originally posted by Mairuzu
hmm






pass
Good, didn't want to marry someone with a microscopic penis anyway. schmoll

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Good, didn't want to marry someone with a microscopic penis anyway. schmoll

You're lose.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Good, didn't want to marry someone with a microscopic penis anyway. schmoll as long as we are both happy

Originally posted by McLovin
You're lose.
I win.
Originally posted by Mairuzu
as long as we are both happy
awesome

*dry humps*

die

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm bored. I need people to marry me so we can have secks and make babies. Women or men welcome. :] More than one, two or three welcome too. herbdryhump

No go away.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
No, go away. fixed

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
No go away.
cry You're mean.

Awww here, here. hug

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Awww here, here. hug
Don't tell me to go away and then hug me, prick!

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
*dry humps*

At least spit in your hand, nigga.

Don't listen to her

she eats her young...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Don't tell me to go away and then hug me, prick! shocklaugh

Originally posted by McLovin
At least spit in your hand, nigga.

Then it wouldn't be "dry" would it? Besides, she'll start to bleed from the friction and that'll serve as lube. Real niggas go dry.

EEWWWWWWWW

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Then it wouldn't be "dry" would it? Besides, she'll start to bleed from the friction and that'll serve as lube. Real niggas go dry.

Hahahaha.

Nigga, and I use the term lightly.

That's called rape. You'll get it (yours) when you go to prison.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Don't tell me to go away and then hug me, prick!

Are you being serious?

I'm hurt.

Poor kels


*offers 3 carat diamond ring, lube, and a pack of condoms* flirt

Originally posted by McLovin
Hahahaha.

Nigga, and I use the term lightly.

That's called rape. You'll get it (yours) when you go to prison.

Rape is when it's involuntary.

With the Blaxican, it's never involuntary. *elates ego*

So I'm fine.

Fine, I'll marry muhself then!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Fine, I'll marry muhself then!

HEY! Wait!

Remember this?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Poor kels


*offers 3 carat diamond ring, lube, and a pack of condoms* flirt

Originally posted by dadudemon
HEY! Wait!

Remember this?
Yes..what about it?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yes..what about it?

*walks away slowly with a droopy dick*

Originally posted by dadudemon
*walks away slowly with a droopy dick*
*Pinches bum*

Can I stick ya wit ma wang!?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm bored. I need people to marry me so we can have secks and make babies. Women or men welcome. :] More than one, two or three welcome too. herbdryhump

as long as i can have the dirt underneath your fingernails, and you cant ask no questions. I SWEAR!!!!- You ask one mother fvcking question and i'll slit your throat biitch..slit it good. K, now what kind of cake we gonna have at this here weddin?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm bored. I need people to marry me so we can have secks and make babies. Women or men welcome. :] More than one, two or three welcome too. herbdryhump

You know my answer.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Can I stick ya wit ma wang!?
No.
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
as long as i can have the dirt underneath your fingernails, and you cant ask no questions. I SWEAR!!!!- You ask one mother fvcking question and i'll slit your throat biitch..slit it good. K, now what kind of cake we gonna have at this here weddin?
Deal.
Originally posted by Tattoo
You know my answer.
No? NO?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm bored. I need people to marry me so we can have secks and make babies. Women or men welcome. :] More than one, two or three welcome too. herbdryhump

Only if you promise to cook, clean, and wash my clothes everyday of your life.....

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Only if you promise to cook, clean, and wash my clothes everyday of your life.....
Sure, but if the skid marks are too crusty..uh-uh...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Sure, but if the skid marks are too crusty..uh-uh...

I would be more about OTHER types of stains...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No.

Deal.

No? NO?

ermm Sometimes I wonder if you even know me.

Deal, or no deal?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I would be more about OTHER types of stains...
awesome
Originally posted by Tattoo
ermm Sometimes I wonder if you even know me.
*Serenades*
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Deal, or no deal?
Hm....deal, no deal, deal, no deal, deal...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm bored. I need people to marry me so we can have secks and make babies. Women or men welcome. :] More than one, two or three welcome too. herbdryhump with your looks how can i say no awesome

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm bored. I need people to marry me so we can have secks and make babies. Women or men welcome. :] More than one, two or three welcome too. herbdryhump

Animals?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
w00t! That's like 3 or 4 new hubbies now.

Erm....you're my only animal exception..

GREAT! Cox I like your rack!

I'd marry you but we already have so much sex that it wouldn't really be a big deal.

I would marry you, but a certain court order says i can never be less than a couple of metres away from women. We can work around that i think.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
cry Fine...fine, see if I care!
You're sneaking in tonight, aren't you?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yeah but this time don't forget to unlock your window and then fall asleep like you did last night. I sat outside of your window all night, banging on the window. I saw you through a crack in the curtains and your naked body never twitched once no matter how hard I banged on the glass. You must be a deep sleeper!
Sorry about that. awesome

It will be unlocked, just crawl under the covers with me. ha-son

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You owe me big time, misses!

I will..be ready!!
I'm a sir.

I will be at attention...if you know what I mean.

threesome?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I would marry you, but a certain court order says i can never be less than a couple of metres away from women. We can work around that i think.

Phone secks? haermm

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I would marry you, but a certain court order says i can never be less than a couple of metres away from women. We can work around that i think.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
naughtysofa
naughty

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
So erm...how ya wanna do it?
Any way and every way? mmm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Ooooh boy are you gonna regret it. You won't be able to get out of bed in the morning.
That means it was good.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm bored. I need people to marry me so we can have secks and make babies. Women or men welcome. :] More than one, two or three welcome too. herbdryhump



I'll marry you Kels. You can choose the other woman for a threesome.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
And it means I'll wear ya out.
I want to be drained. haermm

You can always be on top

maybe if you had a penis

Originally posted by Mairuzu
maybe if you had a penis

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/ffg.jpg

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LOTRgirl4life/ffg.jpg

Says' the lady with the butt secks sig.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Says' the lady with the butt secks sig.
They weren't gay though.


Pwnt. awesome

Oh how I miss Heath Ledger. cry

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
They weren't gay though.


Pwnt. awesome

Oh how I miss Heath Ledger. cry

hmm

Man on man butt secks is not gay?

Originally posted by dadudemon
hmm

Man on man butt secks is not gay?
No. And Ennis Del Mar said in the movie that he wasn't gay.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No. And Ennis Del Mar said in the movie that he wasn't gay.

FAIL!

Rhetorical question!


Man on man butt secks IS gay.

Originally posted by dadudemon
FAIL!

Man on man butt secks IS gay.
YOU'RE gay!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
YOU'RE gay!

o rly?

*gropes Kelly vigorously*

313

Originally posted by dadudemon
o rly?

*gropes Kelly vigorously*

313
Hey hey, watch it I'm fragile!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hey hey, watch it I'm fragile!


k



you seem to fart, involuntarily, when I get rough....ima haf tuh watch out fer dat.

Originally posted by dadudemon
o rly?

*gropes Kelly vigorously*

313 thats my wife *****, careful whats you doing uhuh

thems be fightin words

did i hear "butt secks" ????

Originally posted by Mairuzu
did i hear "butt secks" ????
Im sure you did hmm

tripp

Originally posted by dadudemon
k



you seem to fart, involuntarily, when I get rough....ima haf tuh watch out fer dat.
No I definitely farted voluntarily. I was trying to see if I could blow you across the room.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No I definitely farted voluntarily. I was trying to see if I could blow you across the room.
Haha. blow him

After you're on the bottom, we can switch and you can be on top. Also I'd love to try the piledriver on you...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm bored. I need people to marry me so we can have secks and make babies. Women or men welcome. :] More than one, two or three welcome too. herbdryhump srug

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
After you're on the bottom, we can switch and you can be on top. Also I'd love to try the piledriver on you...
I'll kick your ass, ho!