The GLA vs PC Darkseid

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Betterman
The GLA had been doing nothing for the past six months except playing World of Warcraft. Deadpool finds them,

Deadpool: Guys, it's been five months!

Mr. Immortal: Six months.

Deadpool: The point is, we haven't fought a single villain since last christmas!

Doorman: What about that one guy that...

Deadpool: The guy that stole my ice cream doesn't count! Now, I've been having a chat with Frank Millar and he has allowed us to guest star in the new Ultimates 4 he's working on.

Flatman: Hey, that's great, only, how do we get there?

Deadpool: DeMarr can take us.

Doorman: You want to get to an alternate Earth by room jumping? Ok.

So, they pack their bags and after months, they find themselves on a strange planet.

Squirrel Girl: Sure doesn't look like the Ultmate universe.

Doorman: What? Come on, look, there's the Triskelion over there!

Big Bertha: That's not the Triskelion. I should know, I Tony Stark once took me on a tour.

Doorman: And look, it's a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent.

Deadpool: That's a parademon! You moron, I told you to turn left at Broadway!

Mr. Immortal: Don't worry about it! Let's just ask that guy over there.

The guy turns out to be Darkseid.

Mr. Immortal: Hi. We're the Great Lake... ummm, what was it again?

Big Bertha: Avengers!

Squirrel Girl: X-Men!

Flatman: Initiative!

Deadpool: Actually, I was kind of partial to S.W.O.R.D. myself...

Darkseid is pissed and Omega Effects Mr. Immortals ass. Craig gets back up after some time.

Darkseid: Impossible! Nobody has ever survived the full power of my Omega Effect!

Big Bertha: That's it! You're going down!

Squirrel Girl: Quick, Tippy Toe, get help!


So, the GLA:

Mr. Immortal

Squirrel Girl

Doorman

Big Bertha

Flatman

Deadpool

vs

Pre-Crisis Darkseid.


Can the GLA's crew of lame powered individuals triumph?

Rorschach
Squirrel Girl takes Darkseid out. weegee

guy222
SG/Mr. Immortal FTW

dat_boi
team

TricksterPriest
Originally posted by Rorschach
Squirrel Girl takes Darkseid out. weegee

Yeah.....pretty much. srug Squirrel Girl is like an auto win button. dur

Endless Mike
Nice intro though

Rorschach
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Yeah.....pretty much. srug Squirrel Girl is like an auto win button. dur

Final Crisis begins with Squirrel Girl entering the DC Universe.

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