Anakin/Obi-Wan run the Gauntlet

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Pyron_Knight
This is the ROTS versions of these two.

1. 3 MagnaGuards
2. Darth Bandon
3. TPM Darth Maul
4. Darth Malak
5. Darth Bane
6. Naga Sadow and Freedon Nadd
7. DE Sidious
8. Yoda and Mace

Gideon
Do they get any time to rest in between the duels?

Faunus

Neo_Version 7
I say they go down at 5.

How they'll manage to get past 7 and actually muster enough to fight 8 is quite improbable.

Blax_Hydralisk
They lose at 7.

Srsly.

Gideon
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I say they go down at 5.

How they'll manage to get past 7 and actually muster enough to fight 8 is quite improbable.

It needn't be something you worry about. It won't happen.

Neo_Version 7
Yes, but I always like to try and put some thought into these type of scenarios -- it makes my weekend. smile

Gideon
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Yes, but I always like to try and put some thought into these type of scenarios -- it makes my weekend. smile

We abhor the idea of creative thinking.

Neo_Version 7
Would it help if I sprinkled some Wookiepedia sources and called GL?

Gideon
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Would it help if I sprinkled some Wookiepedia sources and called GL?

Maybe a little...

Blax_Hydralisk
Porn makes my weekend. This internet connection sucks ass though, so my weekend sucks.

Faunus
Ewok porn?

Gideon
Originally posted by Faunus
Ewok porn?

Hutt porn. cool

Neo_Version 7
Originally posted by Gideon
Hutt porn. cool

That's straight-up pimpin'.

Faunus
Well, now we know what Escape does when he's not posting...

Gideon
Originally posted by Faunus
Well, now we know what Escape does when he's not posting...

It's true. I go back and watch that scene in Return of the Jedi, where Princess Leia begins to choke Jabba the Hutt to death -- all the while, wearing her skimpy, revealing bikini -- and my hand wanders...

Blax_Hydralisk
Coincidentally, when I saw the tape Faunus and Sexy made with your mom, my hand wanders too. Wandered over tot he remote to turn it off, though. It was nasty. Sexy used.. he used his whole fist...

IKP
They either go down at four, or get destroyed at five.

Elite Hunter
If they have no rest than I think Obiwan would die around 4 or 5 Anakin might get to the next round after that though I'm think he would fall. If they get full rest than I say Sadow and Nadd have a good chance to end the gauntlet if they make it past Bane, but they aren't getting past 7 no matter what.

Pyron_Knight
They get full rest after the 4th fight but have to try and make it through the rest of it on their own with no healing.

Neo_Version 7
In that case, they have a slight chance of getting past 5. Before they reach 6, they should start writing their wills. And even if they manage to get past 6 with no rest, they die upon 7.

IKP
They can have all the rest in the world; they'd still get curbstomped by Bane. Yes, that's right SoLaT, the very same Bane who proved himself too powerful for the Yoda and Mace Windu of his more impressive era, whilst they were having their skills and cohesive capabilities boosted tremendously by the Bastilla of his more impressive era.

The team who were having their ass kicked by the low level Count Dooku get owned. They might even get beaten at four.

Pyron_Knight
Get lost retard. No one in Bane's era is even close to Yoda or Mace except Bane himself.

Kaan's Brotherhood are the joke of all Sith. They're lower than Krayt's lot.

IKP
Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Get lost retard. No one in Bane's era is even close to Yoda or Mace except Bane himself.

Kaan's Brotherhood are the joke of all Sith. They're lower than Krayt's lot.

Right, despite Bane's era being one where Jedi were described as having been fighting a "near constant war" with the Sith for an entire millenium, where their training was completely focused on combat, and their duties consisted of combat with other Force Users on the daily.

You can make as many unsupported claims as you want Nikkolas, but the fact of the matter is that Bane's era is the most militaristic one there's ever been for Force Users, full of battle hardened Jedi and Sith that were trained purely for War.

As an era, his is logically the most impressive, by far, and Bane was proven too powerful, both in lightsaber combat and with the Force, for both the greatest lightsaber combatant the Jedi possessed throughout the entire era (Master Raska), and one of the main heroes of the War that took over the Army of Light after Hoth's death and became Grandmaster of the Order after the War's end (Farfalla), at the same time, while they were having their asses boosted considerable by the focused battle meditation of a talented veteran of the art, who had been a key player in numerous wins for the Jedi in the war (Master Worror).

The Jedi Duo don't stand a chance, and perhaps when you learn how to both debate and think logically, you might be able to see that. Until then, I'd stick to what you do best: looking at kiddy porn.

Neo_Version 7
Pedophilia notwithstanding, you make a compelling argument.

Gideon
Let's not make this a thread about Yoda and Mace versus Bane. You're only giving him more opportunities to fellate that particular Sith Lord, so unless you're keen on a debate in which, ultimately, neither of you will give in, it's best to just ignore him and post in response directly to the thread.

Pyron_Knight
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Pedophilia notwithstanding, you make a compelling argument.

You shouldn't comment on topics of which you have no knowledge.

Neo_Version 7
Well considering I didn't make an unbeatable gauntlet, I guess you're in the appropriate position to gauge people's knowledge. smile

Pyron_Knight
An unbeatable gauntlet?
Like almost every gauntlet in the history of this forum?
Most of them are un-winnable for the characters.
That's the point.

Neo_Version 7
Hey, in that case, I guess it justifies making "un-winnable" scenarios.

If that was your aim all along, good job, dawg. big grin

Pyron_Knight
My aim was to ask how far they would get, as with all gauntlet topics made by anyone.

Neo_Version 7
You know what, dawg? It's all good.

I'll just ask my Uncle George later. He'll clarify all this hoopla in a flash, no prob.

darthsith19
Maybe 5 or else probably 6. Bane will tire them out at least.

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