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The big EH
i'm making a resume, under objectives should i put (among other things) should i put make some money, because that is the only reason anybody works
ragesRemorse
no, include...,i just to get off the couch. These bed sores are getting bad...,please hire me.
Scythe
Let them know you wanna work. Then put me as a reference, so when they call me, I'll lie to them about how you saved me from ninjas and dogs.
The big EH
alright, wats your info?
Scythe
It's:

Goat McDonald's
45577 El Mexicano Rd.
Bakersfield, CA 92396

Tele: (760) 563-8832
The big EH
reallly? thats a sad name, i feel sorry for you man
Scythe
I know... I do stuff...
The big EH
its just ****ing depressin gget a name change or something
Scythe
I wanna be Hugh Jazz!
The big EH
go for Burt Toast
Scythe
Nah
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