I got a new job as well!

Started by =Tired Hiker=2 pages

I got a new job as well!

I basically self hired myself as the resident smart ass thread copycat. Basically I go around the forums and create threads with a similar title to other threads that pop up, then I mimic them by being a smart ass. It really doesn't pay well, in fact, it doesn't pay at all, but the benefits are not monetary. The reward is that I get to type a lot and in doing so it exercises my fingers. Now, with all the typing I can lose all that finger weight I've been gaining. It can be a dangerous job as well, like today a key popped out of my keyboard and fell down my boot, catching me on fire. 🙂

What about insurance?

you need to hire a suckretary.

Originally posted by Impediment
What about insurance?
That is where I fail. 😬
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you need to hire a suckretary.
You're hired! Can you start right away?

That's great, cos your fingers were starting to look like bratwurst.

Everyone is working these days...maybe I should get back to work...

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarfEvilTwin

...I need a Blow job.

How the hell did you get in here? Out...NOW!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That is where I fail. 😬You're hired! Can you start right away?
I was thinking that Joe's application looked really good.

congrats

Re: I got a new job as well!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I basically self hired myself as the resident smart ass thread copycat. Basically I go around the forums and create threads with a similar title to other threads that pop up, then I mimic them by being a smart ass. It really doesn't pay well, in fact, it doesn't pay at all, but the benefits are not monetary. The reward is that I get to type a lot and in doing so it exercises my fingers. Now, with all the typing I can lose all that finger weight I've been gaining. It can be a dangerous job as well, like today a key popped out of my keyboard and fell down my boot, catching me on fire. 🙂

Yeah okay, now when will the next situations be out you lazy ****! 😛

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
That's great, cos your fingers were starting to look like bratwurst.

My hands are bananas.

YouTube video

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My hands are bananas.

YouTube video

I can't see that for some reason...cry

But if your hands are bananas, you're my new best friend. eyes

Re: Re: I got a new job as well!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Everyone is working these days...maybe I should get back to work...

How the hell did you get in here? Out...NOW!

That evil twin is madness!!! 😂
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was thinking that Joe's application looked really good.
Hmmmmm, Joe who? hmm
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Yeah okay, now when will the next situations be out you lazy ****! 😛
Patience my young padawan learner. I shot some stuff on Friday to put in the video, it's coming along slowly but surely. 😉

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I can't see that for some reason...cry

But if your hands are bananas, you're my new best friend. eyes

Oh, it's too bad, it's like the best video on youtube.

But yeah, maybe you and my hands can have a play date!

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That evil twin is madness!!! 😂 Hmmmmm, Joe who? hmm Patience my young padawan learner. I shot some stuff on Friday to put in the video, it's coming along slowly but surely. 😉

I was only J/king there but is glad to know there will be another one soon.

Re: Re: Re: Re: I got a new job as well!

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I was only J/king there but is glad to know there will be another one soon.
I knew you were joking, and I was just joking back, I didn't think you were being a snob or anything, I think you are aces. We are still friends. 😛

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh, it's too bad, it's like the best video on youtube.

But yeah, maybe you and my hands can have a play date!

Haha....haha.....leftright

Ha....😑

H--*runs*

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I got a new job as well!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I knew you were joking, and I was just joking back, I didn't think you were being a snob or anything, I think you are aces. We are still friends. 😛

w00ts

Re: Re: Re: I got a new job as well!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Hmmmmm, Joe who?
hehehehe...... 😛

grrg.

blah?