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On my way to eat at the cafeteria (here at work), I saw a fifty something lady get up with her friend to go throw her trash away from her meal. She was very out of shape and by the time she got to the trash can, she was breathing like she just got done running a mile. For some reason, I found this unusually funny. I guess its because I hate the fact that Americans are fat asses and it was strangely humorous that she walked like 20 feet and wheezed her ass off.

When I was waiting in line for my Philly Cheese steak (made with swiss, not Cheese Whiz), the manager man, (Who was MUCH fatter than the fatty McGee I mentioned above) lost his hand towel that he uses at the grill all day. He was REALLY pissed. "Where's my towel? "Where did it go? Who moved it!" No one knew. I find angry people to be humorous. Well, he got to the point to where he was about to give up. He then turned around, leaned on the counter, and slammed his fist down. He slightly caught the crinkle fries bucket with his knuckles and the fries bucket flung all in his face and on the floor!

I tried to stifle my hysterical laughing because I was afraid he would sit on me or something. That was one of the funniest angry moments I have seen. That situation reminds me of a fat man getting angry and kicking the ground and then slipping and falling or something.


I failed my Security+ Cert exam today(by just three questions)...so I am REALLY wanting to get my mind off of it. Please, share your funny happenings with me.

What a waste of some perfectly good French fries.

lmao

didnt read awesome

now i did and i found it quite funny

I want some french fries.

I did...why...oh why.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What a waste of some perfectly good French fries.

Seriously, I was thinking the same thing around that time. I have to pay a buck thirty for just a serving of those fries...

Things make me laugh that no sane person should laugh at.


Like yesterday I mentioned that Charlton Heston died, and I inexplicably started giggling and I couldn't stop for a couple minutes.

I don't make fun of fat people. I think it's quite rude for anyone to do so..

I had to deal with a customer the other day who was looking to buy a bucket, I think he had some weird kind of tourettes. What he did was after every couple of words, he'd sort of shout the main word in a really high pitched voice, so he came up to me and said ''excuse me, where abouts are your buckets? BUCKET!''. It was extremely hard not to laugh.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I don't make fun of fat people. I think it's quite rude for anyone to do so..

And we husky fellows thank you for it.

Originally posted by Tattoo
And we husky fellows thank you for it.
You're sexy.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You're sexy.

Not as sexy as you.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Not as sexy as you.
awesome Lies..all lies!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
awesome Lies..all lies!

Our 19 sons are all good looking.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Things make me laugh that no sane person should laugh at.

Me too.

I was the only one in the theater that laughed when Will Smith killed his dog in I Am Legend. I could just picture Carlton in the background doing his dance as Will chocked his dog.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I don't make fun of fat people. I think it's quite rude for anyone to do so..

Seriously, I try not to. I know it is morally wrong to do that. I felt bad afterwards because that lady might of had some really bad medical problems and she could die tonight or something. I shouldn't try to excuse it...but sometimes....I can't help it.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I had to deal with a customer the other day who was looking to buy a bucket, I think he had some weird kind of tourettes. What he did was after every couple of words, he'd sort of shout the main word in a really high pitched voice, so he came up to me and said ''excuse me, where abouts are your buckets? BUCKET!''. It was extremely hard not to laugh.



I know its wrong.......but DAMN! that is unusually hilarious. You must be a Vulcan to be able to hold back your laughter like that.













"BUCKET!"

sharts and vurps.

I sharted once.

I have done both.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Our 19 sons are all good looking.
True...too true..
Originally posted by dadudemon
Me too.

I was the only one in the theater that laughed when Will Smith killed his dog in I Am Legend. I could just picture Carlton in the background doing his dance as Will chocked his dog.



Seriously, I try not to. I know it is morally wrong to do that. I felt bad afterwards because that lady might of had some really bad medical problems and she could die tonight or something. I shouldn't try to excuse it...but sometimes....I can't help it.





I know its wrong.......but DAMN! that is unusually hilarious. You must be a Vulcan to be able to hold back your laughter like that.













"BUCKET!"
Suuuuure..I believe ya.
not
Originally posted by Impediment
I sharted once.
Hasn't everyone?

I once blew my load all over some girls face.

I forgot her name.

Hahahaha.

Originally posted by McLovin
I once blew my load all over some girls face.

I forgot her name.

Hahahaha.
Probably your Mom. You should really keep the lights on, sonny.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Probably your Mom. You should really keep the lights on, sonny.

My Mom's not white.

Originally posted by McLovin
My Mom's not white.
She was after you blew your load on her face, silly.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
She was after you blew your load on her face, silly.

Face girl, face only.

You should know all about facials. awesome

Originally posted by McLovin
Face girl, face only.

You should know all about facials. awesome
Yes I do, but not by you.

Pwnt.

hanuts

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yes I do, but not by you.

Pwnt.

hanuts

I don't give internet facials.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Things make me laugh that no sane person should laugh at.


Like yesterday I mentioned that Charlton Heston died, and I inexplicably started giggling and I couldn't stop for a couple minutes. Oh, that's just cause you are a socialist ****. No biggie.

Perhaps. I wasn't really thinking about his being the President of the NRA when I was laughing, it just happened.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Perhaps. I wasn't really thinking about his being the President of the NRA when I was laughing, it just happened. Then maybe it's just being a heartless human being.

Oh well, don't care for Heston either.

The heartless thing is entirely possible.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Suuuuure..I believe ya.
not

Originally posted by dadudemon

kiss