just hit new level of failness

Ok, about an hour ago i was grubbing on an ice cream sammich. In the process of munchin on this cold biitch, a piece broke off and fell to the floor. I did not readily gauge the size of this delinquent piece...,i was not even looking at the food in hand. I decided i would pick up the stray piece of me ice cream sammich soon enough . Nearly an hour past, i had neglected to clean up my mess. I believe my thoughts were "ill get it eventually" forgetting that ice cream melts. Well, i had re-positioned my feet only to discover the effects of my sloth. My left foot slid across a thick, slimey mosit substance. I quickly identified this to be a memorable fail, but did not yet know how far it would evolve.
There i was...,foot tainted by ice cream sammich goo. now the goo had been smeared to spread from a radius of a few inches to a disaster zone of depressing proportions. My first instinctual reaction was to wipe the ice cream goo off on my right calf, so now, i have old nasty, sticky ice cream crap on my foot and floor, but now it has spread across the hemisphere to the opposite calf. As i walked to the bathroom i naturally slipped and fell backwards cracking my head on the pedal of the bicycle i store in my computer room. Jesus, i have yet to complete my adventure to the bathroom to gather a mop and bucket for disaster relief. I am scared my most worst fail lwill result in a fatal fail 🙁

jesus fukin a man

i only read the first sentence and the last word 😄 and posted on this thread. because i realize i dont have the patience to read all of it. 😄

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, about an hour ago i was grubbing on an ice cream sammich. In the process of munchin on this cold biitch, a piece broke off and fell to the floor. I did not readily gauge the size of this delinquent piece...,i was not even looking at the food in hand. I decided i would pick up the stray piece of me ice cream sammich soon enough . Nearly an hour past, i had neglected to clean up my mess. I believe my thoughts were "ill get it eventually" forgetting that ice cream melts. Well, i had re-positioned my feet only to discover the effects of my sloth. My left foot slid across a thick, slimey mosit substance. I quickly identified this to be a memorable fail, but did not yet know how far it would evolve.
There i was...,foot tainted by ice cream sammich goo. now the goo had been smeared to spread from a radius of a few inches to a disaster zone of depressing proportions. My first instinctual reaction was to wipe the ice cream goo off on my right calf, so now, i have old nasty, sticky ice cream crap on my foot and floor, but now it has spread across the hemisphere to the opposite calf. As i walked to the bathroom i naturally slipped and fell backwards cracking my head on the pedal of the bicycle i store in my computer room. Jesus, i have yet to complete my adventure to the bathroom to gather a mop and bucket for disaster relief. I am scared my most worst fail lwill result in a fatal fail 🙁

Mother****er. 😐 Sucks.

Originally posted by dukemuken
i only read the first sentence and the last word 😄 and posted on this thread. because i realize i dont have the patience to read all of it. 😄

Then don't bother posting in the thread if you won't take the time to know what it's about.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Mother****er. 😐 Sucks.

Then don't bother posting in the thread if you won't take the time to know what it's about.

but i feel like posting it anyway. then i realize that im unstoppable. 🙂

Originally posted by dukemuken
but i feel like posting it anyway. then i realize that im unstoppable. 🙂

Originally posted by dukemuken
but i feel like posting it anyway. then i realize that im unstoppable. 🙂

That sucks man.

hot damn

Fail + Mega Fail + Uber Fail = Deadly Fail

That was a good Fail, it made us laugh 😂

It wasn't a good fail, it was an epic fail.

😆 you said fail! 😆

lolcopypasta

Originally posted by Barker
lolcopypasta

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
😆 you said fail! 😆

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, about an hour ago i was grubbing on an ice cream sammich. In the process of munchin on this cold biitch, a piece broke off and fell to the floor. I did not readily gauge the size of this delinquent piece...,i was not even looking at the food in hand. I decided i would pick up the stray piece of me ice cream sammich soon enough . Nearly an hour past, i had neglected to clean up my mess. I believe my thoughts were "ill get it eventually" forgetting that ice cream melts. Well, i had re-positioned my feet only to discover the effects of my sloth. My left foot slid across a thick, slimey mosit substance. I quickly identified this to be a memorable fail, but did not yet know how far it would evolve.
There i was...,foot tainted by ice cream sammich goo. now the goo had been smeared to spread from a radius of a few inches to a disaster zone of depressing proportions. My first instinctual reaction was to wipe the ice cream goo off on my right calf, so now, i have old nasty, sticky ice cream crap on my foot and floor, but now it has spread across the hemisphere to the opposite calf. As i walked to the bathroom i naturally slipped and fell backwards cracking my head on the pedal of the bicycle i store in my computer room. Jesus, i have yet to complete my adventure to the bathroom to gather a mop and bucket for disaster relief. I am scared my most worst fail lwill result in a fatal fail 🙁

Until that smere gets to your sister's shirt and your father sees it and thinks you gave her a dirty sanchez, you didn't fail too horribly.

What? Had to cheer him up somehow.