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Ok, about an hour ago i was grubbing on an ice cream sammich. In the process of munchin on this cold biitch, a piece broke off and fell to the floor. I did not readily gauge the size of this delinquent piece...,i was not even looking at the food in hand. I decided i would pick up the stray piece of me ice cream sammich soon enough . Nearly an hour past, i had neglected to clean up my mess. I believe my thoughts were "ill get it eventually" forgetting that ice cream melts. Well, i had re-positioned my feet only to discover the effects of my sloth. My left foot slid across a thick, slimey mosit substance. I quickly identified this to be a memorable fail, but did not yet know how far it would evolve.
There i was...,foot tainted by ice cream sammich goo. now the goo had been smeared to spread from a radius of a few inches to a disaster zone of depressing proportions. My first instinctual reaction was to wipe the ice cream goo off on my right calf, so now, i have old nasty, sticky ice cream crap on my foot and floor, but now it has spread across the hemisphere to the opposite calf. As i walked to the bathroom i naturally slipped and fell backwards cracking my head on the pedal of the bicycle i store in my computer room. Jesus, i have yet to complete my adventure to the bathroom to gather a mop and bucket for disaster relief. I am scared my most worst fail lwill result in a fatal fail

jesus fukin a man

i only read the first sentence and the last word and posted on this thread. because i realize i dont have the patience to read all of it.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, about an hour ago i was grubbing on an ice cream sammich. In the process of munchin on this cold biitch, a piece broke off and fell to the floor. I did not readily gauge the size of this delinquent piece...,i was not even looking at the food in hand. I decided i would pick up the stray piece of me ice cream sammich soon enough . Nearly an hour past, i had neglected to clean up my mess. I believe my thoughts were "ill get it eventually" forgetting that ice cream melts. Well, i had re-positioned my feet only to discover the effects of my sloth. My left foot slid across a thick, slimey mosit substance. I quickly identified this to be a memorable fail, but did not yet know how far it would evolve.
There i was...,foot tainted by ice cream sammich goo. now the goo had been smeared to spread from a radius of a few inches to a disaster zone of depressing proportions. My first instinctual reaction was to wipe the ice cream goo off on my right calf, so now, i have old nasty, sticky ice cream crap on my foot and floor, but now it has spread across the hemisphere to the opposite calf. As i walked to the bathroom i naturally slipped and fell backwards cracking my head on the pedal of the bicycle i store in my computer room. Jesus, i have yet to complete my adventure to the bathroom to gather a mop and bucket for disaster relief. I am scared my most worst fail lwill result in a fatal fail

Mother****er. Sucks.

Originally posted by dukemuken
i only read the first sentence and the last word and posted on this thread. because i realize i dont have the patience to read all of it.

Then don't bother posting in the thread if you won't take the time to know what it's about.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Mother****er. Sucks.



Then don't bother posting in the thread if you won't take the time to know what it's about.

but i feel like posting it anyway. then i realize that im unstoppable.

Originally posted by dukemuken
but i feel like posting it anyway. then i realize that im unstoppable. post where you like and how you like, this is the OTF.

Originally posted by dukemuken
but i feel like posting it anyway. then i realize that im unstoppable.

That sucks man.

hot damn

Fail + Mega Fail + Uber Fail = Deadly Fail

That was a good Fail, it made us laugh

It wasn't a good fail, it was an epic fail.

you said fail!

lolcopypasta

Originally posted by Barker
lolcopypasta
Delicious copypasta. amirite?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
you said fail! ...Kay...

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Ok, about an hour ago i was grubbing on an ice cream sammich. In the process of munchin on this cold biitch, a piece broke off and fell to the floor. I did not readily gauge the size of this delinquent piece...,i was not even looking at the food in hand. I decided i would pick up the stray piece of me ice cream sammich soon enough . Nearly an hour past, i had neglected to clean up my mess. I believe my thoughts were "ill get it eventually" forgetting that ice cream melts. Well, i had re-positioned my feet only to discover the effects of my sloth. My left foot slid across a thick, slimey mosit substance. I quickly identified this to be a memorable fail, but did not yet know how far it would evolve.
There i was...,foot tainted by ice cream sammich goo. now the goo had been smeared to spread from a radius of a few inches to a disaster zone of depressing proportions. My first instinctual reaction was to wipe the ice cream goo off on my right calf, so now, i have old nasty, sticky ice cream crap on my foot and floor, but now it has spread across the hemisphere to the opposite calf. As i walked to the bathroom i naturally slipped and fell backwards cracking my head on the pedal of the bicycle i store in my computer room. Jesus, i have yet to complete my adventure to the bathroom to gather a mop and bucket for disaster relief. I am scared my most worst fail lwill result in a fatal fail

Until that smere gets to your sister's shirt and your father sees it and thinks you gave her a dirty sanchez, you didn't fail too horribly.




What? Had to cheer him up somehow.