Mate, Mate, Mate, Maaaaatttteee: Kram3r Essay

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Kram3r
Jesus ****ing Christ. It hit me. It him me like an uncoordinated soccer shot by JacopeX to the head when he was clearly aiming in for the ****ing goal. Perhaps it's always been there, in fact, I bet it has. However today, I just noticed how much of it has happened to have just flooded this place. Granted I haven't been on here often, 'iight? And I ain't have no go at you shazza's alright? Just hear me the **** out.

Alright so I come online and I just skip through random threads and the trend appears. Girl A says (para-phrasing to the point where quotes are made up) "Omfg, I wanna **** her droolio", Girl B says "She's incredible hot, I'd soooo do her" and the Girl C (which is every girl) "Yeah, I'm bi but I'm not bi". I noticed what was happening and instantly my face goes like this:

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/4751/1207381554824qq4.jpg

Did it happen over night?! Or was I oblivious to it the whole time!? Seems to me (again, I have no problem about it, just pointing it out) some how all you bitches, in some shape or form (notable shapes include the shape of Tommy Pickles head aka Roland), are bi, to some degree. Now, again, I've had my trouble here so the disclaimer comes again, I'm fine with it. My best friend on here, Ax3l is bi! Would I do him? Yeah, bit of American beef jerky ain't going to do me bum no harm, amirite? Also, bi chicks are open to suggestion for Kram3r sandwhichs, amirite? Anyway, just thought I'd express my opinion. Good on you bitches.

ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by Kram3r
Jesus ****ing Christ. It hit me. It him me like an uncoordinated soccer shot by JacopeX to the head when he was clearly aiming in for the ****ing goal. Perhaps it's always been there, in fact, I bet it has. However today, I just noticed how much of it has happened to have just flooded this place. Granted I haven't been on here often, 'iight? And I ain't have no go at you shazza's alright? Just hear me the **** out.

Alright so I come online and I just skip through random threads and the trend appears. Girl A says (para-phrasing to the point where quotes are made up) "Omfg, I wanna **** her droolio", Girl B says "She's incredible hot, I'd soooo do her" and the Girl C (which is every girl) "Yeah, I'm bi but I'm not bi". I noticed what was happening and instantly my face goes like this:

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/4751/1207381554824qq4.jpg

Did it happen over night?! Or was I oblivious to it the whole time!? Seems to me (again, I have no problem about it, just pointing it out) some how all you bitches, in some shape or form (notable shapes include the shape of Tommy Pickles head aka Roland), are bi, to some degree. Now, again, I've had my trouble here so the disclaimer comes again, I'm fine with it. My best friend on here, Ax3l is bi! Would I do him? Yeah, bit of American beef jerky ain't going to do me bum no harm, amirite? Also, bi chicks open the mind for Kram3r sandwhichs, amirite? Anyway, just thought I'd express my opinion. Good on you bitches.


laughing

AbnormalButSane
haermm

mmm

gefallen_engel
laughing laughing

Ax3l
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ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
haermm

mmm wonder who he was talking about eh? shifty laughing out loud

Ax3l
OH SHI-

Axel is mentioned. This thread has my support.

AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
wonder who he was talking about eh? :shifty laughing out loud

sly No idea.

Outbound
The girls here are easier than Kram3r on a Friday night at a Rock Out with Your Cock Out gay bar with half price appletinis at happy hour haermm


Or something mmm

Syren
****ing Australians. Crazy mutha****as. Amirite?

Outbound
Population of Australia: about 9000, amirite? haermm

Syren
Don't ask me difficult questions!! mhm

Piggle Humsy
haermm

Röland
Originally posted by Outbound
Population of Australia: about 9000, amirite? haermm
IT'S OVER 9000!!

amirite? haermm

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