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I Just dont know if there is but it would be nice to have a religion revolving on improving sex life.

There are things like this. But they're called books/tapes/videos/advice/etc. to improve your sex life. Why does it need to be a religion? What would the "belief" be that goes beyond the normal human desire to improve sex? Seems stupid.

Also, we had a member start a thread about the church of orgasm or something...just as non-sensical, but it was good for a laugh. It might be searchable if you're interested.

Originally posted by dukemuken
I Just dont know if there is but it would be nice to have a religion revolving on improving sex life. the church of norris satisfies any and all desires.

Well if you want gay butsekz then go PM Man of Destiny.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Well if you want gay butsekz then go PM Man of Destiny. spear of destiny dumbass get it right or he'll get a whole gay rights parade in front of ur house

Originally posted by dukemuken
I Just dont know if there is but it would be nice to have a religion revolving on improving sex life.

I take it you've never heard of Hinduism?

Quiero beat me to it. Research tantric sex, dukemuken. Also, the ancient pagan rituals often involved sex. Look up the mystery cults of Persephone and Demeter.

there should be a religion about setting fires on fire and making them eat chocolate fire bread

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
I take it you've never heard of Hinduism?
Hinduism doesn't "revolve" around having a good sex life, that's only one part of it.

The bliss of the tophat supersedes any desire for sex. After Zombie Abe Lincoln has ridden his tricycle sideways and harvested your brain your consciousness joins his (theirs? pronouns have not yet been determined) and your body becomes a 'remote'. The more times you can escape ZAL the deeper in the hat you go. Zombie Abe can only be escaped by posing logical paradoxes or fallacies in the form of a riddle. Circular logic is the best defense for a new devotee. Initiates to the church are taught true attacks, not just this defensive technique.

i know very little about hinduism but now im just focusing on that as of now

My freind welcome to the Church of Orgasmism !



It is a wondorful religion, and the oldest religion by far spanning a history of 69,000 years in development.


Through the teachings of prophets such as Orgy Kalima, Orgy Moanalisa, Orgy Fookmeehar, and ofcourse, the legendary Orgasmus, you will learn to channel your life's true purpose: To serve as permanent conduit for the universal phenomena of Orgasm.

Orgasm is a sacred gift, for it is the energy which propels the universe. It propels the cycle of life, it propels union, it propels union with oneself and others.

Many take Orgasm for granted, and many have never recieved orgasm from another being (like Schecter for example).

However, through the Sacred Texts of Orgasmism you will learn the wondors, and eventually through practice (preferrably safe sex), you will achieve Orgasmic Nirvana


That my freind is my offer to you.


Will you join the Church of Orgasmism ?

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Also, we had a member start a thread about the church of orgasm or something...just as non-sensical, but it was good for a laugh. It might be searchable if you're interested.


hysterical2 That was me hahhahaaaa

*Sighs.*

You drew him nigh, you fool.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
My freind welcome to the Church of Orgasmism !



It is a wondorful religion, and the oldest religion by far spanning a history of 69,000 years in development.


Through the teachings of prophets such as Orgy Kalima, Orgy Moanalisa, Orgy Fookmeehar, and ofcourse, the legendary Orgasmus, you will learn to channel your life's true purpose: To serve as permanent conduit for the universal phenomena of Orgasm.

Orgasm is a sacred gift, for it is the energy which propels the universe. It propels the cycle of life, it propels union, it propels union with oneself and others.

Many take Orgasm for granted, and many have never recieved orgasm from another being (like Schecter for example).

However, through the Sacred Texts of Orgasmism you will learn the wondors, and eventually through practice (preferrably safe sex), you will achieve Orgasmic Nirvana


That my freind is my offer to you.


Will you join the Church of Orgasmism ? Don't get started again..

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Don't get started again.. have i told you that theres a giant purple deathsquirrel on my porch?

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny

Many take Orgasm for granted, and many have never recieved orgasm from another being (like Schecter for example).

still baiting and trolling? when will you just get aids and die?

Originally posted by Schecter
still baiting and trolling? when will you just get aids and die?

Are you certain he isn't infected and the countdown has already started?

are you actually questioning the inevitable?

Originally posted by Schecter
are you actually questioning the inevitable?

No, I'm asking if the inevitable has already begun.

im hoping for it

Pray for it, this is the religion forum afterall.

Originally posted by dukemuken
I Just dont know if there is but it would be nice to have a religion revolving on improving sex life.

No thx, religion has FKD it up enough.

Originally posted by Schecter
still baiting and trolling? when will you just get aids and die?


Probably the same day you lose your virginity


Oh what a Glorious Day it will be !




Originally posted by Mark Question
No thx, religion has FKD it up enough.



But Orgasmism is different my freind !

lol aids


http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10983440/Sarkofagus_Lux_Coffin.jpg

droolio

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
*Sighs.* I fell into the trap.

Oh my.

Yeah like others have said, Hinduism.

They're mad about sex.

Some pagans are. It's showing thankfulness to god..

Kind of like a prayer I guess.

its the great right... rite?

eh i think i know what to do to improve sex life... search 4 sIuts hoez and biches

I would question the sanity of anyone who truly understand the god delusion and then equates that with an orgasm.

religion is a set of belief, and doesnt have to include god.

Originally posted by dukemuken
religion is a set of belief, and doesnt have to include god.

The history of religions would tend to disagree with you.

well fuk history and other religions.

What the hell.

Originally posted by dukemuken
well fuk history and other religions.


lol now ur talking

Originally posted by SexWarrior
I Just dont know if there is but it would be nice to have a religion revolving on improving sex life.

Some mythical yogis were said to store up enough sexual frustration (they said energy) that they could fight gods. Apparently they usually were taken down by a nymph.

OMG, please show a link if you can. I would love to see this

According to a book on Taoism I read, the mustache is a repository for excess sexual energy. Which explains why Taoists in early china has such huge mustaches and beards.