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I just want to know your statistic and say it proudly.

As in penetration?

Anal or vaginal?

17

Do your hands count as one, or are they counted separately?

Originally posted by Robtard
Do your hands count as one, or are they counted separately? each finger counts as one

Probably about 100,000.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Probably about 100,000.

Man-whore.

50+

Originally posted by Impediment
50+

Any of those hookers; if so, about how many?

Forty nine.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Forty nine. I lol'd so hard

0.

Virgin. shrug

Two and proud.

17 success for me but bout 200 women i have met rejected me. hands do not count. anal and vaginal counts, as long its a hetero or homo or orgy sexual conquest

upwards of 300

Besides oral...

Just 1.

Originally posted by dukemuken
17 success for me but bout 200 women i have met rejected me. hands do not count. anal and vaginal counts, as long its a hetero or homo or orgy sexual conquest

17 aswell? that is strange

Originally posted by CaPz
upwards of 300

Hahahahahahahah

Originally posted by CaPz
upwards of 300

does that count the people you have raped and been raped by ? cause all that gang raping must put your numbers up quite a bit

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
17 aswell? that is strange

I can name them from first conquest all the way to my 17th girl.
I can name them alphabetically too
Those women did things to me that I will never forget.

Originally posted by CaPz
upwards of 300
sock

Originally posted by dukemuken
I can name them from first conquest all the way to my 17th girl.
I can name them alphabetically too
Those women did things to me that I will never forget.

well I should hope you could name them it would take some time for me to work it out alphabetically though anad yes I too have gained some valuable knowledge from those girls

Originally posted by CaPz
upwards of 300

spartan men? are you a female hooker of sparta? or a gay hooker? damn that number ''300'' always remind me of sparta

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
well I should hope you could name them it would take some time for me to work it out alphabetically though anad yes I too have gained some valuable knowledge from those girls

who has the best bedside manners? your favorite (state in their number)
mines the 2nd, 7th, 8th 10th and 16th

1st,11th,13th,5th,15th, (in that order)

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
1st,11th,13th,5th,15th, (in that order)

hi5 to our sexual conquest brotha!!!

now looking for 18th

a whopping 0

Originally posted by dukemuken
hi5 to our sexual conquest brotha!!!

now looking for 18th

*Hi5*Yeah same the last 2 times have been the same girl so looking for a nice even 18

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
17 One for every birthday, eh? lol

Promiscuous little bastard you are ermjuggler

Originally posted by Strangelove
a whopping 0

*Hi5* We be cool

yeah every year since I was born

Originally posted by Selphie
*Hi5* We be cool virgin? defo my kinda gal then

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
yeah every year since I was born

B*tches be runnin' wild!

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
virgin? defo my kinda gal then

Stooooooooooop that!

You flatter me

Originally posted by Selphie
*Hi5* We be cool w00t

Nun. doped

Originally posted by Robtard
Do your hands count as one, or are they counted separately?

Only each "the stranger" session counts.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+stranger

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Nun. doped not much longer.

Virgin

Originally posted by LilyMaree
Virgin

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Nun. doped

Originally posted by LilyMaree
Virgin

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane



I know this sounds corny....but that is a beautiful thing. Don't waste it on a schmo...

lost count ermm

-1

dont knock it until you've tried it

Over 9000, amirite? haermm

14

4


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I don't mean to brag but....



1

nothing wrong with that

Just Gefallen.

huh?

Nice weather we're having today.

ok

What?

im still on the process of getting the 18th girl. dating and all that mind games.
why do some people specially keep count on how many conquest they undertake? my reason is that its a confidence booster the day after i sext her that i work so hard just to get to another girl, because i go through a lot of rejections before even getting into the act of conquering her beautiful body. i estimate about 10 girls rejected me while the 1 girl will give in.

coming online and telling us about all this is kinda creepy, dude.

Other than my Porn Collection....


...none.

None, but by choice.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not much longer.
Then it'll only be one and no more.
Originally posted by dadudemon
I know this sounds corny....but that is a beautiful thing. Don't waste it on a schmo...
I know.

none.

I'm waiting for someone worthy to come along..

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I know.

True.

RJ≠ schmo

One.

I feel like such a ****.

So do I I have had more sex than any adults that I know


I couldn't not have sex...don't want to sound like a dick but I am male

Truth be told, Scarlet/Imped, most people who still hold the archaic idea that it needs to be with someone special are probably just making excuses for not being able to get any.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Truth be told, Scarlet/Imped, most people who still hold the archaic idea that it needs to be with someone special are probably just making excuses for not being able to get any.

-AC

cry But I think its great when a girl holds out for someone she loves. Torturous, I know...but romantic. What can I say...I'm a romantic.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Truth be told, Scarlet/Imped, most people who still hold the archaic idea that it needs to be with someone special are probably just making excuses for not being able to get any.

-AC

Well my first time was with someone special but then like most things that just turned out to be a lot of crap so now I just don't care and go with the flow

I was 18 years old when I lost my virginity. Not because I waited, but because I was a desperate soul who would take what he got. My little sister talked to one of her slutty friends to give me a mercy f*ck.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Well my first time was with someone special but then like most things that just turned out to be a lot of crap so now I just don't care and go with the flow

That's respectable. That's the way to do it, imo. (I guess...pun intended.)

The first time should be special....but after that, get your jollies.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Truth be told, Scarlet/Imped, most people who still hold the archaic idea that it needs to be with someone special are probably just making excuses for not being able to get any.

-AC

I can get it.

I don't want it.

I am honestly waiting for the right guy.

None.

Still not ready to lose my virginity at this age or in the future. Sad? When will I lose it? Whenever I want.

Originally posted by dadudemon
True.

RJ≠ schmo

Originally posted by dadudemon
cry But I think its great when a girl holds out for someone she loves. Torturous, I know...but romantic. What can I say...I'm a romantic.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel


he heeee he he...

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel

I wasn't knocking people who aren't doing it cos they just don't want to for personal reasons, just people who hold onto the silly reason of "It has to be for love.".

Having sex ONLY with someone you love, seems really ridiculous to me. Not cheating, I mean in general.

-AC

Originally posted by Impediment
I was 18 years old when I lost my virginity. Not because I waited, but because I was a desperate soul who would take what he got. My little sister talked to one of her slutty friends to give me a mercy f*ck.

My mate is 18 and is a virgin and he is talking about killing himself, I broke my virginity on my 14th birthday

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I wasn't knocking people who aren't doing it cos they just don't want to for personal reasons, just people who hold onto the silly reason of "It has to be for love.".

Having sex ONLY with someone you love, seems really ridiculous to me. Not cheating, I mean in general.

-AC

Obviously, I'm a "first time has to be special kind of guy"...but after that...."the fun don't stop once you pop...but....wrap it before you tap it".

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I wasn't knocking people who aren't doing it cos they just don't want to for personal reasons, just people who hold onto the silly reason of "It has to be for love.".

Having sex ONLY with someone you love, seems really ridiculous to me. Not cheating, I mean in general.

-AC
I don't think it's silly. I can't imagine having sex with someone I don't love. Ever.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
My mate is 18 and is a virgin and he is talking about killing himself, I broke my virginity on my 14th birthday



You speak about it as though you had a hymen.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Obviously, I'm a "first time has to be special kind of guy"...but after that...."the fun don't stop once you pop...but....wrap it before you tap it".
same my first time was special...at the time ...so young and naive

Originally posted by dadudemon


You speak about it as though you had a hymen.

what is a hymen?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
what is a hymen?

well....



...uh....

you need to tell me now

you can't be serious!!!!

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
you can't be serious!!!!

not my fault we don't use the word hymen in Scotland

ok I will let you off the hook................this time

well?.... what the feck does it mean

lmao


I .................can't..........................stop.............................laughing...................







look in the dictionary

ohh hardy har har, I looked it up itsn't there

really???????

*looks up wikipedia* now how does that make sense? you crafty demons

what are you talking about?

how does that make sense that he said I act as though I have a hymen? what did I say that was so womanly ?

do you now know what it means?

yes I just told you I looked it up on wikipedia,

ok just checking

Males say "broke virginity" as well ...not just woman...well over here they do anyway...dam you americans, you are all just plain hurtful

ok

Originally posted by dadudemon
Obviously, I'm a "first time has to be special kind of guy"...but after that...."the fun don't stop once you pop...but....wrap it before you tap it".

Wow, I lost my virginity at fourteen too. I don't know how much esteem you hold in that, because it really doesn't matter, maybe one day you'll realise that. It really doesn't mean a thing how many girls you've slept with, while you and that other wanker are searching for your 18th lay, most people are finding love and expressing themselves in more subtle and compassionate ways, maybe you should try it.

It's fair enough, do what you want and all that, but there's nothing cool about it. It's ordinary, that's all.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed


now why are you mad?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Wow, I lost my virginity at fourteen too. I don't know how much esteem you hold in that, because it really doesn't matter, maybe one day you'll realise that. It really doesn't mean a thing how many girls you've slept with, while you and that other wanker are searching for your 18th lay, most people are finding love and expressing themselves in more subtle and compassionate ways, maybe you should try it.

It's fair enough, do what you want and all that, but there's nothing cool about it. It's ordinary, that's all.

When did I say it was cool? I don't hold much esteem in that as where I live that is a pretty common age to be having sex, the only reason I stated the age that I lost it was because Impediment said he was 18 so why is it alright for him to say his age and not me? what do you mean OTHER wanker...I am not a wanker in the first place for there to be an other one.Just because I shared some info on the topic at hand doesn't mean I don't express myself in other ways, as far as I knew forums are for discussion? I didn't ask for counselling so don't give me it eh ?

and if it is so ordinary then why do you feel it is so interesting that you had to throw your 2 cents in, if it was ordinary you would have just seen it as another regular post, I get the feeling you think I was bragging? well I wasn't, unlike the thread starter, In some earlier posts where we discussed getting our 18th girl, I was merely humouring him as it is obvious that he was acting like a total sleeze.

I dont think you are a wanker ScarletSpeed

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I dont think you are a wanker ScarletSpeed


thanks I think you are the only one

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
now why are you mad? I wasn't mad I was only kidding

if anybody is a wanker it is he

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I don't think it's silly. I can't imagine having sex with someone I don't love. Ever.

You haven't actually done it yet, that's why.

People hold different views when they haven't done it, it usually causes them to buy into the whole propaganda of it having to be special. Don't get me wrong, you only have a first time once, so I'm not saying grab a random human (Not that it's bad to) if it doesn't suit you. I just think it's remarkably silly to not have sex unless it's with someone you love.

-AC

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
if anybody is a wanker it is he

I don't think he is a wanker, just starting arguments for no reason

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You haven't actually done it yet, that's why.

People hold different views when they haven't done it, it usually causes them to buy into the whole propaganda of it having to be special. Don't get me wrong, you only have a first time once, so I'm not saying grab a random human (Not that it's bad to) if it doesn't suit you. I just think it's remarkably silly to not have sex unless it's with someone you love.

-AC

Agreed

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I don't think he is a wanker, just starting arguments for no reason

it isn't the only time he has done that I saw it in another thread too

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
When did I say it was cool? I don't hold much esteem in that as where I live that is a pretty common age to be having sex, the only reason I stated the age that I lost it was because Impediment said he was 18 so why is it alright for him to say his age and not me? what do you mean OTHER wanker...I am not a wanker in the first place for there to be an other one.Just because I shared some info on the topic at hand doesn't mean I don't express myself in other ways, as far as I knew forums are for discussion? I didn't ask for counselling so don't give me it eh ?

I'm not trying to give you counselling, I just think you're a wanker. The age thing seemed boastful, and the number of people you slept with was almost certainly intended to spark attention and admiration.

Plus, your use of the English language is disgusting, get a grip.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
it isn't the only time he has done that I saw it in another thread too

serial flamer

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
serial flamer


totally agreed

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I'm not trying to give you counselling, I just think you're a wanker. The age thing seemed boastful, and the number of people you slept with was almost certainly intended to spark attention and admiration.

Plus, your use of the English language is disgusting, get a grip.

Did you read the thread name? it does ask how many people you have slept with all I did was answer. Do you want me to lie just because you disagree with it on some level? and you have no reason to think I am a wanker, I don't think you are a wanker and you have given me every reason to believe so.The age thing was not boastful in the slightest, I have already said it is a pretty common age, I just thought 18 was pretty uncommon and that is why I mentioned it. Dude I am 17 years old stop criticising my grammar it is very pathetic, now you are just looking for something to argue about

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Did you read the thread name? it does ask how many people you have slept with all I did was answer, do you want me to lie just because you apparently disagree with it on some level? and you have no reason to think I am a wanker.The age thing was not boastful in the slightest, I have already said it is a pretty common age, I just thought 18 was pretty uncommon and that is why I mentioned it. Dude I am 17 years old stop criticising my grammar it is kind of pathetic, now you are just looking for something to argue about

I'm 18, so your apparent exception to the rule doesn't really work.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I'm 18, so your apparent exception to the rule doesn't really work.

Well sorry Princess Twinkle Toes, act your age, have a bit of fun, maybe partake in some outdoor activities if it stops you from acting like such an old stiff.You obviously have no life and think you are above everyone.

I believe 14 is a pretty common age as well. I lost my virginity as well at that age, I don't feel it is anything to be ashamed of or regret, I don't.
might have been a mistake though but take it as a lesson learned, don't waste your energy on him ScarletSpeed you are better than that, people like that fight with others for no reason cuz they think it's funny

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Well sorry Princess Twinkle Toes, act your age, have a bit of fun, maybe partake in some outdoor activities if it stops you from acting like such an old stiff.You obviously have no life and think you are above everyone.

Haha, no I have a great life thanks.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I believe 14 is a pretty common age as well. I lost my virginity as well at that age, I don't feel it is anything to be ashamed of or regret, I don't.
might have been a mistake though but take it as a lesson learned, don't waste your energy on him ScarletSpeed you are better than that, people like that fight with others for no reason cuz they think it's funny

Aye you are right

I know

Well, no, a mistake is down to personal interpretation. there's no objective mistake.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Haha, no I have a great life thanks.

Your definition of great is apparently arguing with strangers on the Internet, just remember that you are the one who started this Petty little argument and made himself look so narrow minded to think I am a "wank" after not even taking the time to know me, I am sure if you asked most people on this forum if I am a wank then they would say no.I am nothing but pleasant, polite and respectful to everyone on KMC, thank you for ruining that for me

I think you are still a very pleasant and polite person ScarletSpeed

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I think you are still a very pleasant and polite person ScarletSpeed

Thanks

anytime!

you too are very pleasant to talk to

I try to be

You succeed

thank ya

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Males say "broke virginity" as well ...not just woman...well over here they do anyway...dam you americans, you are all just plain hurtful

YES!!!!

That's what I was talking about. "broke your virginity"!!! as if you "popped the cherry".



Sorry man...I just thought it was funny.

agreed

Originally posted by dadudemon
YES!!!!

That's what I was talking about. "broke your virginity"!!! as if you "popped the cherry".



Sorry man...I just thought it was funny.

but we men say "popped our cherry" over here that is why I was so confused

So many lies in this thread. It's amusing.

I'd be interested in seeing legit statistics for KMC members. Rather than...

"12"

"17, but that's only oral and vag"

"at least 25"

lulz. Compensating much?

2 for me, btw. Legitimately. Only proud of 1, but what can you do...

I believe one person said 300 and upwards

I am not even going to repeat mine as my head will be bitten off again.

ya, can't remember who though

think it was the HomieTrollie CaPz?

HomieTrollie?

lmao

stupid troll, talking about gangraping and such thought he was a total Ghetto Troll

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Wow, I lost my virginity at fourteen too. I don't know how much esteem you hold in that, because it really doesn't matter, maybe one day you'll realise that. It really doesn't mean a thing how many girls you've slept with, while you and that other wanker are searching for your 18th lay, most people are finding love and expressing themselves in more subtle and compassionate ways, maybe you should try it.

It's fair enough, do what you want and all that, but there's nothing cool about it. It's ordinary, that's all.

Why did you quote me?

Okay. My bad. Maybe I didn't put it right. What I was trying to say with my little jingles: Have as much sex as you want after you have the "special first time", but do it carefully.

hysterical

OMG! stop it ScarletSpeed! you are gonna give me the hiccups!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Why did you quote me?

Okay. My bad. Maybe I didn't put it right. What I was trying to say with my little jingles: Have as much sex as you want after you have the "special first time", but do it carefully.

You agree with what he said to me? * walks away and looks back dissapointedly* and I thought we were homies

thanks a lot now I have the hiccups!

Originally posted by gefallen_engel

thanks a lot now I have the hiccups!

Then I can sleep easily tonight

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Then I can sleep easily tonight


nice, real nicesadangel
just when I thought we were getting along

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
nice, real nicesadangel
just when I thought we were getting along

you were just starting to think that? we have got on for as long as I have been a regular poster

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
you were just starting to think that? we have got on for as long as I have been a regular poster

no I wasn't just starting to think that!_cheerup_

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
no I wasn't just starting to think that!_cheerup_ aw that smiley is awesome

I know!