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I think I just read the most horrible thing ever written ever..


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/

Strangelove is coming.

I'm not even going to bother reading it

I didn't either.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Strangelove is coming.

Here's an amazing example of her writing talent.

This is the best fan fiction ever.

DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Strangelove is coming.

And I care because.......

Because?

Finish your sentence foo'!

Originally posted by Toku King
Here's an amazing example of her writing talent. people these days

According to the writer of this fanfic, the band Good Charlotte has regular concerts at Hogwarts.

wtf Roland. crylaugh

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Because?

Finish your sentence foo'!

Let me rephrase: Why should I care that Strangelove is coming?

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
wtf Roland. crylaugh Originally posted by Mairuzu
HAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

NO! THERE ARE DEMONS!!! ha-son


No john.... You ARE the demons! YOU ARE plural JOHN!! ha-son
31jockey

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying right now.

Originally posted by Toku King
I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying right now. WTF LOL

Originally posted by Toku King
Let me rephrase: Why should I care that Strangelove is coming?

So that you can hand him a towel.

Complaining about fanfiction is about as effective as yelling at the wind.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
So that you can hand him a towel.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Complaining about fanfiction is about as effective as yelling at the wind. no strangelove....


you are the demons

Originally posted by Mairuzu
coulda sworn this said "/thread"
It did. I edited it.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Complaining about fanfiction is about as effective as yelling at the wind.

And yet we do.

im not complaining about it



im enjoying them, as i slit my wrists and listen to GC

They are my favorite band, after MCR of course

YOU ARE DEMONS!

sums it all up.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
im not complaining about it



im enjoying them, as i slit my wrists and listen to GC

Pretty much. I love bad fanfics.

you should go to adultfanfiction.net, there's even worse stuff there.

xomfg

I love her description of Draco Malfoy.

but he also ate just bread

http://digimon2.ytmnd.com/

Originally posted by taft
http://digimon2.ytmnd.com/

I can't stop listening to this!

Originally posted by Toku King
I can't stop listening to this!

Part 1

http://digimonsavez.ytmnd.com/

The red hot sex scene.

Apparently, Dumbledore calls people mother****ers.

Methinks the precious little sock is obsessed with this drivel awesome

I'm telling you right now, that you have to read this. It is easily the greatest piece of literature ever written. It is.... 'CHAPTER 6: Meet HARRY POTER'!

I haven't laughed this hard in such a long time.

Apparently, not only are Draco and Harry 'Vampire' Potter vampire emos, but they were lovers.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Methinks the precious little sock is obsessed with this drivel awesome

Why do you have to tear him down so much? Even if he is a sock it's not like he's doing anything bad. He's just in his own retarded OTF thread (Everyone has one.) doing his own thing. If he's a sock let the mods handle it...

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Why do you have to tear him down so much? Even if he is a sock it's not like he's doing anything bad. He's just in his own retarded OTF thread (Everyone has one.) doing his own thing. If he's a sock let the mods handle it... Because I had a bad childhood


Or because he's a pompous prick and I didn't get to make fun of him as much as I wanted when he was using his first profile ermjuggler


It's the little things in life that count.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Because I had a bad childhood


Or because he's a pompous prick and I didn't get to make fun of him as much as I wanted when he was using his first profile ermjuggler


It's the little things in life that count.
Does it really matter that much?

Seriously.

Good.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Some of those stories were decent.

I told you so.

yeah....of course.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
Some of those stories were decent. Decent in the worst possible way

Originally posted by Strangelove
Decent in the worst possible way

Agreed.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Decent in the worst possible way

Most of them were horrible garbage, but there were a few that was somewhat close to decent.

Originally posted by Toku King
Apparently, Dumbledore calls people mother****ers. HE PUT HIS THINGIE IN MY YOU KNOW WHAT! AHHAHAHA

funny.

So, now Snape was videotaping Ebony naked while on his broomstick, and Loopin was there 'mastacating'.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
funny.

I love your sig, by the way. Megaman bosses are always the best.

Robot Masters own.

At least the author gave us a warning.

hahaha

And the author is incredibly modest as well.

Well, I learned some things today.

-Draco Malfoy cuts himself and listens to punk rock.
-Ron Weasly has the nickname Diabolo, and turned emo.
-Harry changed his first name to Vampire, and turned emo.
-Hermoine changed her name to B'loody Mary, and turned emo.
-Harry(or 'Vampire') and Draco used to be gay lovers.
-Ebony is "God at too many things".
-Hagrid is a pedophile, and turned emo.
-They're all apart of the band 666.
-Snape and Loopig are pedophiles that videotape naked underaged girls.
-Voldemort talks like he's from the 18th century.
-Ebony somehow keeps on going back to places she coincidentally 'did it with Draco'.
-Dumbledore is also known as Dumblydoor.
-Everyone's a Satanist.
-Voldemort is also known as Volsemort.
-Preps are evil incarnate.
-Satan made humanity.
-Everyone's a vampire.
-Dumbledore's favorite word is f***.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y2LmXUL5EuU

That fanfic is on youtube

Originally posted by taft
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y2LmXUL5EuU

That fanfic is on youtube

Funny, but it'd be funnier if it was in the narrative sarcastic voice like the Full Life Consequences video.
OHxyZaZlaOs

QtfEU-z8B88&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QtfEU-z8B88&feature=related

I wish he did the entire series.

I'm on Chapter 18 now, and this is epic stuff.

Originally posted by Toku King
I think I just read the most horrible thing ever written ever..


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/

That fic is absolutely infamous. It's hysterically bad. I tried reading it once and couldn't get more than half a chapter in

Some fanfic is really, really good. But the good stuff is very hard to find and some of the bad stuff is hilariously bad (and usually not intentionally).

Funny, I never knew you could smoke drugz.

Originally posted by Peach
That fic is absolutely infamous. It's hysterically bad. I tried reading it once and couldn't get more than half a chapter in

Some fanfic is really, really good. But the good stuff is very hard to find and some of the bad stuff is hilariously bad (and usually not intentionally).

Acutally, now I'm attached to it. It's the single funniest unintentionally hilarious fanfic of all time.
Jeez, whoever wrote it must be an absolute loser with no friends whatsoever.

Originally posted by ~KoK!~
RBQIx5jiTsg&NR

That was epic!

I made a hilarious dramatization of My Immortal, but for some reason Youtube won't let me upload anything.

I love this too.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/791296/1/The_Return_Of_Spider-Man_1_of_7


Boy, this guy sure knows his grammar. And I love how there already was a Carnage/Venom mix in the comics called Hybrid, but at least he could speak proper English.

Originally posted by ~KoK!~
RBQIx5jiTsg&NR YOU ARE THE DEMONS!!!

THE DEMONS

YOU ARE THEM.

shock

My Immortal reviews.

http://www.fanfiction.net/r/2828044/0/1/

Originally posted by Toku King
My Immortal reviews.

http://www.fanfiction.net/r/2828044/0/1/

Which person are you?

the demons

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
Which person are you?

None.