Rhode Island is Neither a Road nor an Island

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Rhode Island is Neither a Road nor an Island

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why do americans call islands, an island when its not an island

Originally posted by Röland
This is the best fan fiction ever.

[b]DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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THE DEMONS

YOU ARE THEM

YOU ARE DEMONS.

uhuh bitches

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The official name of Rhode Island is actually the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. Providence Plantations is the mainland part of what is commonly known as Rhode Island. Part of the state is composed of many islands, and one of them was known as Aquidneck by the native inhabitants who lived there. Aquidneck was purchased from them by a group from Boston fleeing religious persecution, they renamed it Rhode Island when they settled there, and since then the entire state adopted that name.

So, to sum it up, Rhode Island is called Rhode Island because it's a lot easier than saying the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.

Rhode Island kicks ass

I sense a conspiracy.

To Deano!! 😱

Southern California is located in North America:

Were gonna need a bigger boat.

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Hilary Clinton crylaugh

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.bis

I live in RI.... seriously😐