Of these five things, what did not happen to me today?

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=Tired Hiker=
Take a guess. The winner gets a back rub from Backfire.

FoxMeister
Scorsese ftw

Mairuzu
this is like your 10th time doing this eh?

gefallen_engel
put shoes on

Sol Valentine
You had sex with Martin

And I'd rather not get a backrub.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Mairuzu
this is like your 10th time doing this eh?

This is like only my seventh time doing this. What's your point?

Mairuzu
cleaned up dog poop

Mairuzu
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
This is like only my seventh time doing this. What's your point? No point.. just simply asking





...whats your point?

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Mairuzu
No point.. just simply asking





...whats your point?

Mairuzu, you're a heluva guy, you've raised thousands of dollars for your charity organization, I'm really going to miss you, but your fired.

Bardock42
Car. You don't have a license.

How's Scorsese by the way, still a bomb in the sack?

Mairuzu
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Mairuzu, you're a heluva guy, you've raised thousands of dollars for your charity organization, I'm really going to miss you, but your fired. you can't quit me! im fired!

~CanadianMoose~
I think you had sex with the dog poop while looking at a picture of a shoeless Martin Scorcese driving his car, drinking the frappacino lite.

Neo Darkhalen
I want to say car or star bucks.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
Car. You don't have a license.

How's Scorsese by the way, still a bomb in the sack?

Is a frog's ass water tight? Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I think you had sex with the dog poop while looking at a picture of a shoeless Martin Scorcese driving his car, drinking the frappacino lite. The things you know . . . it's scary. confused

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
The things you know . . . it's scary. confused

smart

You're just predictable.

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Is a frog's ass water tight?

I'm not really....into bestiality. But...I want you to know...I don't judge you.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm not really....into bestiality. But...I want you to know...I don't judge you.

That is why I respect you so much. You are always nice. Too nice.Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
smart

You're just predictable.
I bet you didn't predict I'd post this . . .


http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/Soupnightandnewdognotacos044.jpg

Mairuzu
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I think you had sex with the dog poop while looking at a picture of a shoeless Martin Scorcese driving his car, drinking the frappacino lite. i found this funny

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Mairuzu
i found this funny

Yeah, well how would I have sex with dog poo?

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That is why I respect you so much. You are always nice. Too nice.
I bet you didn't predict I'd post this . . .


http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/Soupnightandnewdognotacos044.jpg

laughing out loud Puny man, I foresaw that you would post that 3 days ago.

You're also about to reply to THIS post by punching yourself in the balls and asking Bardock to marry you in a new thread.

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That is why I respect you so much. You are always nice. Too nice.


Well, that's what I'm known for on here.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
laughing out loud Puny man, I foresaw that you would post that 3 days ago.

You're also about to reply to THIS post by punching yourself in the balls and asking Bardock to marry you in a new thread.

Okay, this has turned totally unrealisticle. I'm so out of here.

Mairuzu
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, well how would I have sex with dog poo? put your penis in it?

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, that's what I'm known for on here.

Hahaha.

That and your lack of sense of humour.

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, this has turned totally unrealisticle. I'm so out of here.

laughing

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Hahaha.

That and your lack of sense of humour. I'm German afterall.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Mairuzu
put your penis in it?

Hmm. I could see it. Okay. hmm

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm German afterall.

Well, not really. Actually, that is just a rumour.

You're actually an Orc.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm German afterall.

laughing laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing hysterical Oh . . . . that was good. smile

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Well, not really. Actually, that is just a rumour.

You're actually an Orc. Orcs aren't really a nation. I happen to be a German one.

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Orcs aren't really a nation. I happen to be a German one.

I was unaware of that. I always just assumed Orc was Orc was Orc. I apologize.

Is that why you exterminated over 6 million dwarves?

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
Orcs aren't really a nation. I happen to be a German one. You've never heard of the Orc Nation of Rhydin? What a loser!

http://rdi.dragonsmark.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=62014&sid=17ab2431e8e82953e7ac3da50dfe2f78

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You've never heard of the Orc Nation of Rhydin? What a loser!

http://rdi.dragonsmark.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=62014&sid=17ab2431e8e82953e7ac3da50dfe2f78

I will Orc Kill you for embarassing me like that.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I was unaware of that. I always just assumed Orc was Orc was Orc. I apologize.

Is that why you exterminated over 6 million dwarves?

They had it coming. They poisoned our wells and killed our saviour.

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
I will Orc Kill you for embarassing me like that.



They had it coming. They poisoned our wells and killed our saviour.

I'm not judging you, Orcdock. I'm just commenting on the massive genocide. Impressive and disturbing.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
I will Orc Kill you for embarassing me like that.



They had it coming. They poisoned our wells and killed our saviour.

Orcdock: "Here, come take a train ride. Come, come use our facilities . . . showers and such."

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I'm not judging you, Orcdock. I'm just commenting on the massive genocide. Impressive and disturbing. That's Bardorc to you.

And thank you, one of our race's proudest moments.

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Orcdock: "Here, come take a train ride. Come, come use our facilities . . . showers and such."

laughing




Originally posted by Bardock42
That's Bardorc to you.

And thank you, one of our race's proudest moments.

Orcdock was awkward to say. Sounded too much like c'ocksucker.

I imagine it would be. That and creating Orctoberfest.

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
laughing






Orcdock was awkward to say. Sounded too much like c'ocksucker.

I imagine it would be. That and creating Orctoberfest.

Yeah and Orc...d'oh

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah and Orc...d'oh

I just, don't know what to do with that post.

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I just, don't know what to do with that post.
I just don't know what to do with that post
I don't know what to do with that post.
planning everything for two
doing everything with you
and now that we're through
I just don't know what to do

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
I just don't know what to do with that post
I don't know what to do with that post.
planning everything for two
doing everything with you
and now that we're through
I just don't know what to do

That's sweet.

I think I might be falling for you.


I want you to meet my parents.


Yes, I accept!!

I think we're ready for kids....

We're drifting apart....

Where did all the love go?

We're through.

Bardock42
That's how it goes.

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
That's how it goes.

You could be a little more emotional.

Meh, ferget it.


Where'd Hiker go? he was supposed to ask you to marry him.

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
You could be a little more emotional.

Meh, ferget it.


Where'd Hiker go? he was supposed to ask you to marry him. Again?

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Again?

After he punched himself in the nuts, yes.

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
After he punched himself in the nuts, yes. Is he still into that?

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Is he still into that?

Among other corporal mortification practices, yes.

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Among other corporal mortification practices, yes. Again, not judging. What have you been up to though?

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Again, not judging. What have you been up to though?

Hey, I still like him and he had sex with dog poo. shrug

Training a newer person here still. She's just not understanding what the job is.

You?

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Hey, I still like him and he had sex with dog poo. shrug

Training a newer person here still. She's just not understanding what the job is.

You? What is the job?

Staying home chillin'

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
What is the job?

Staying home chillin'

She is an intern for the investigation and control unit I run....she's got a degree, but not one in common sense.

Waiting for Sarah? when do you see her again?

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
She is an intern for the investigation and control unit I run....she's got a degree, but not one in common sense.

Waiting for Sarah? when do you see her again? 3 and a half weeks.


What is a investigation and control unit?

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
3 and a half weeks.


What is a investigation and control unit?

Where? You going or is she coming?

It's what I do. It's a convoluted name for saying we try to nab people who defraud the government.

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Where? You going or is she coming?

It's what I do. It's a convoluted name for saying we try to nab people who defraud the government. I'm going. Then we go to Ireland together.

Did you ever shoot anyone?

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm going. Then we go to Ireland together.

Did you ever shoot anyone?

Ah that's nice. I envy you two.

Yes, just a few moments ago actually. Bit'ch took my pop from the fridge in the break room.

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Ah that's nice. I envy you two.

Yes, just a few moments ago actually. Bit'ch took my pop from the fridge in the break room.

Yeah. I envy us too.


Haha, pop. YOu are canadian.

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah. I envy us too.


Haha, pop. YOu are canadian.

How can you envy yourself?

What do you call it?

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
How can you envy yourself?

What do you call it?

With lots of skill?


Well, I call it pop sometimes. Cause canadians are cool. I think some northern states call it that too, but soda comes more natural to me.

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
With lots of skill?


Well, I call it pop sometimes. Cause canadians are cool. I think some northern states call it that too, but soda comes more natural to me.

I think it's impossible to envy oneself.

Okay, so the biatch took my carbonated sugar drink and I popped a cap in her ass.

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I think it's impossible to envy oneself.

Okay, so the biatch took my carbonated sugar drink and I popped a cap in her ass.

I CAN!!!

Haha, you sodaed a cap in her ass.

~CanadianMoose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
I CAN!!!

Haha, you sodaed a cap in her ass.

Well, if anyone could it would be you. Or Homer Simpson.


Hahaha, I see what you did there. Clever.

Strangelove
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Take a guess. The winner gets a back rub from Backfire. it was a difficult choice between The car thing and the shoes thing, but in the end I went out of a dangerous limb and said Scorsese

Toku King
I know your tricks, Tired Hiker! Hippies don't wear shoes!

Rogue Jedi
I did he last three.

Outbound
You didnt order a carmel frappaccino, because theres no such thing as carmel. mmm

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