"The Man" gets Snipes.

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Robtard

Rogue Jedi
pfft.....wonder if he will end up in a country club prison.

chithappens
Wow, that is so ****ing dumb

Robtard
Do you think he'll go back to being a Muslim in prison?

Dark-Jaxx
I heard about that. Whether you're famous or not, you have to obey the law.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pfft.....wonder if he will end up in a country club prison.


I am 1000% certain he is going to

chithappens
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
I heard about that. Whether you're famous or not, you have to obey the law.

u a damn lie

ragesRemorse
If he was given the opportunity to pay and neglected to do so, then fuk em, otherwise it seems silly.

At least there will be less shiity movies being made if he does do time.

Devil King

Bardock42
****ing assholes. Tax fraud is not criminal offense, it's your patriotic duty.

ScarletSpeed
If he goes to prison there will be no survivors shifty

dadudemon
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
If he goes to prison there will be no survivors shifty


I am missing the Wesley Snipes quote...but I do know that that was said in the movie "Princess Bride" when Fezzik dresses up in the cloak.

Mind refreshing my memory from when Wesley Snipes said that and which movie? It will eat me up unless I know.



Also....

Man, that sucks. I wish he could at least pay back taxes or something and stay out of prison.

ragesRemorse
Originally posted by Bardock42
****ing assholes. Tax fraud is not criminal offense, it's your patriotic duty.

fuking right...good man beer

At any rate, i think justice would be served either way, 3 years for, Hard luck, chaos, the marksmen, 7 seconds and every other stupid straight to dvd crap he is responsible for is a fair trade. Now we just have to find a way to charge Clooney, boll, Stiller, and the waynes brothers with some ridiculous offense to serve jail time for all the crap they too are responsible for. Although, i might give clooney a pass for oh brother where art thou...,nah fuk em

Bardock42
I loved "Zoolander" and "Drinking Juice in the blah blah way too long movie title" was good.

ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by dadudemon
I am missing the Wesley Snipes quote...but I do know that that was said in the movie "Princess Bride" when Fezzik dresses up in the cloak.

Mind refreshing my memory from when Wesley Snipes said that and which movie? It will eat me up unless I know.



Also....

Man, that sucks. I wish he could at least pay back taxes or something and stay out of prison.


He never said it in any movielaughing out loud I just said it because it's truelaughing out loud

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
****ing assholes. Tax fraud is not criminal offense, it's your patriotic duty. Now when you say tax fraud, do you mean not paying taxes, or actual tax fraud where you lie to the government to get benefits you don't need?

Bardock42
Originally posted by lord xyz
Now when you say tax fraud, do you mean not paying taxes, or actual tax fraud where you lie to the government to get benefits you don't need? What's the difference?

Disregarding my smartassy comment, what you mean is welfare fraud, I believe.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
What's the difference?

Disregarding my smartassy comment, what you mean is welfare fraud, I believe. Not paying taxes isn't fraud.

Isn't welfare fraud, tax fraud?

Impediment
An example of tax fraud could be claiming more dependents than you actually have to get a bigger tax refund. I know people who will claim other people's children to get an extra $1,000 or so and then give the parents of they children they claimed a percentage.

Bardock42
Originally posted by lord xyz
Not paying taxes isn't fraud.

Isn't welfare fraud, tax fraud? Well, you steal tax money. I think it's not called tax fraud though.

Originally posted by Impediment
An example of tax fraud could be claiming more dependents than you actually have to get a bigger tax refund. I know people who will claim other people's children to get an extra $1,000 or so and then give the parents of they children they claimed a percentage. Yeah, that's the tax fraud my "What's the difference" is referring to.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, you steal tax money. I think it's not called tax fraud though.

Yeah, that's the tax fraud my "What's the difference" is referring to. What's it called then?

Bardock42
Originally posted by lord xyz
What's it called then? W-welfare fraud.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
W-welfare fraud. How is not paying taxes welfare fraud? Or fraud at all?

Bardock42
Originally posted by lord xyz
How is not paying taxes welfare fraud? Or fraud at all? Christ almighty.


Read back our conversation. If you still have problems I will explain step for step.

lord xyz
So, it's fraud because you're stealing tax money?

Bardock42
Originally posted by lord xyz
So, it's fraud because you're stealing tax money?

No, I think it is fraud because it is "deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage"

It's Welfare Fraud because this deceit is directed at the welfare

Tax Fraud, as the name implies, is fraud directed at playing taxes, through illegal means or faked legal ones.

=Tired Hiker=
How hard is it to just pay your damn taxes, especially if you are rich and famous? I think he deserves to be punished, but three years in prison seems a bit much. Just make him pay the taxes he didn't pay and call it even.

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
How hard is it to just pay your damn taxes, especially if you are rich and famous? I think he deserves to be punished, but three years in prison seems a bit much. Just make him pay the taxes he didn't pay and call it even. Or realize that you are not entitled to shit, disband the government and let the man go free.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
Or realize that you are not entitled to shit, disband the government and let the man go free.

And then we can all build a sleigh out of candy-canes and slide down marshmallow hill!

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
And then we can all build a sleigh out of candy-canes and slide down marshmallow hill! If we can afford it. Which shouldn't be too hard now that we don't have to pay them awful taxes anymore.

KidRock
Originally posted by Bardock42
If we can afford it. Which shouldn't be too hard now that we don't have to pay them awful taxes anymore.

And then I will shoot you and take all your shit! Cause there wont be any police to protect you since there will be no taxes to pay their salary!

This idea sounds better and better

Bardock42
Originally posted by KidRock
And then I will shoot you and take all your shit! Cause there wont be any police to protect you since there will be no taxes to pay their salary!

This idea sounds better and better Nah, I'm not a moron. I will have paid a security firm to protect me, which will either do so or own your cracker ass if you were successful, which likely, given the lack of them being bound by laws, would be really, really painful for you, making you reconsider.

Also, if shit really hits the fan I might just shoot you first. Or die, shit happens.

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
And then we can all build a sleigh out of candy-canes and slide down marshmallow hill!

Too much friction. There are better fantastic foodstuffs.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
If we can afford it. Which shouldn't be too hard now that we don't have to pay them awful taxes anymore.

These concepts are way too advanced for us. We should cryogenically freeze your brain in order to bring these political ideas to the forefront of our democracy several centuries from now. Do it for the kids!

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
These concepts are way too advanced for us. We should cryogenically freeze your brain in order to bring these political ideas to the forefront of our democracy several centuries from now. Do it for the kids! Luckily those ideas can be passed on through the times without having to preserve an individual. I appreciate your thoughts for the cause though.

KidRock
I think the biggest disappointment here is no Money Train 2.

sad

Oh well we can just use Chris Tucker or Chris Rock instead of Snipes..nobody will know the difference.

Bardock42
Haha, cause negros all look the same.

dadudemon
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
How hard is it to just pay your damn taxes, especially if you are rich and famous? I think he deserves to be punished, but three years in prison seems a bit much. Just make him pay the taxes he didn't pay and call it even.

He should pay the taxes WITH a penalty. NOT go to prison...POOP 'n stuff.

Originally posted by KidRock
And then I will shoot you and take all your shit! Cause there wont be any police to protect you since there will be no taxes to pay their salary!

This idea sounds better and better


Dis is da TROOOOF! (compliments to Elec Lutier for that post.)

I have argued the point of pure anarchy(the good kind) and anarchy in general with Bardock and he still believes it would work. I simply don't believe humans are "well enough" to practice anarchy successfully. A LOT of people would get pwnt in the butt if anarchy existed.


Also, I realize that B42 is not completely serious with his statement...

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Too much friction. There are better fantastic foodstuffs. Sugar coated Peeps?

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/peeps-bunnies.jpg

Bardock42
Originally posted by dadudemon
He should pay the taxes WITH a penalty. NOT go to prison...POOP 'n stuff.




Dis is da TROOOOF! (compliments to Elec Lutier for that post.)

I have argued the point of pure anarchy(the good kind) and anarchy in general with Bardock and he still believes it would work. I simply don't believe humans are "well enough" to practice anarchy successfully. A LOT of people would get pwnt in the butt if anarchy existed.


Also, I realize that B42 is not completely serious with his statement... I don't disagree that you guys are right if there would just be no system anymore right now. It wouldn't work. I am just saying it could be viable given the sufficient understanding of the idea. Admittedly, with a government the size of jupiter it is hard to imagine living without it fully.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
Luckily those ideas can be passed on through the times without having to preserve an individual. I appreciate your thoughts for the cause though.

Any excuse to freeze your brain. You're welcome.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't disagree that you guys are right if there would just be no system anymore right now. It wouldn't work. I am just saying it could be viable given the sufficient understanding of the idea. Admittedly, with a government the size of jupiter it is hard to imagine living without it fully.

Oh...I can imagine a system without government...my butt hurts just thinking about it. sad

Bardock42
Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh...I can imagine a system without government...my butt hurts just thinking about it. sad Haha. I meant a viable system without government. " Admittedly, with a government the size of jupiter it is hard to imagine living without it safely and usefully"

lord xyz
Instead of civil service, split it up into lots of different independent services.

Hmm, kinda like what we had before wal-mart. Then of course, walmart came, and we got everything from one place.

=Tired Hiker=
If the system failed, I'd lose my 401K. I cannot allow the system to fail!

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
If the system failed, I'd lose my 401K. I cannot allow the system to fail! Yeah, the system sure knows how to enslave its people.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, the system sure knows how to enslave its people. Not only does it force those to do it's bidding, but it's tricked them into thinking that what they're doing is right.

Hang on, that sounds familiar.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, the system sure knows how to enslave its people.
Hey, they practically double my money. I'm not complaining.

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Hey, they practically double my money. I'm not complaining. And where's that money coming from?

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
And where's that money coming from?

A small percentage of my paycheck each month. It is not mandatory, I choose to use it. I don't have to, you know. I also play Texas Hold'em at the casinos once in a while. I choose to do that as well.

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
A small percentage of my paycheck each month. It is not mandatory, I choose to use it. I don't have to, you know. I also play Texas Hold'em at the casinos once in a while. I choose to do that as well. So. They aren't doubling your money at all, are they?

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
So. They aren't doubling your money at all, are they?

Yes, they are by adding 50% to each dollar, plus the money made from mutual funds it equals way more than double. I have made thousands of dollars already off of money I basically can live without.

As far as the Texas Hold'em thing goes, I'm way ahead. I'm about 700 dollars over, and I usually play tournaments that cost 40 dollars to play.

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yes, they are by adding 50% to each dollar, plus the money made from mutual funds it equals way more than double. I have made thousands of dollars already off of money I basically can live without.

As far as the Texas Hold'em thing goes, I'm way ahead. I'm about 700 dollars over, and I usually play tournaments that cost 40 dollars to play. So the extra money is not coming from your paycheck, is it?

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
So the extra money is not coming from your paycheck, is it?

Hell no. That's the whole point. Like I said, the system has to work or I don't get my 401K.

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Hell no. That's the whole point. Like I said, the system has to work or I don't get my 401K. Yeah, but someone else is paying your shit. Hardly fair. You should just get your tax back and do with what you earn what you want.

Deja~vu
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
A I also play Texas Hold'em at the casinos once in a while. I choose to do that as well. I do well at that card game as well. I learned one thing. I'm not a bad bluffer. cool

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, but someone else is paying your shit. Hardly fair. You should just get your tax back and do with what you earn what you want.

I'd rather just pay my taxes, utilize my 401K, and live a lifestyle I can afford until I retire. Then, when I get my 401K check, I can do whatever I want. I believe in the system. As long as I don't die before I retire, it will work for me. And if I do die, then that money goes to my family. And like I said, it's money I can live without so it's a safe gamble.Originally posted by Deja~vu
I do well at that card game as well. I learned one thing. I'm not a bad bluffer. cool I surprize myself sometimes too. Gotta love holdem.

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'd rather just pay my taxes, utilize my 401K, and live a lifestyle I can afford until I retire. Then, when I get my 401K check, I can do whatever I want. I believe in the system. As long as I don't die before I retire, it will work for me. And if I do die, then that money goes to my family. And like I said, it's money I can live without so it's a safe gamble.I surprize myself sometimes too. Gotta love holdem. Well, as I said, either someone else is paying for your stuff, someone that actually worked for it or you lose more than you make. Either seems kinda shit.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, as I said, either someone else is paying for your stuff, someone that actually worked for it or you lose more than you make. Either seems kinda shit.

What the hell are you talking about? What stuff? And I won't lose more than I make, I'd only lose 7% of each paycheck that I put into it, money that I already live without. Plus, in Nevada there is no state tax since the gaming pays for it. Now I'm going to find you and kill you for making me explain this far more than I'd like.

Bardock42
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What the hell are you talking about? What stuff? And I won't lose more than I make, I'd only lose 7% of each paycheck that I put into it, money that I already live without. Plus, in Nevada there is no state tax since the gaming pays for it. Now I'm going to find you and kill you for making me explain this far more than I'd like.

No, you don't understand. But it doesn't matter, lets talk about that Snipes fella again.

Heat_Vision
I hope when he gets out that he will express himself through acting. batman

McLovin
As long as he doesn't make another Blade.

Robtard
Originally posted by McLovin
As long as he doesn't make another Blade.

That is over for him, he turned down talks of Blade 4, because he wanted to start on the "Black Panther" franchise.

chithappens
Originally posted by Robtard
That is over for him, he turned down talks of Blade 4, because he wanted to start on the "Black Panther" franchise.

Are you serious?

Robtard
Yes.

I doubt the studios will wait 3-4 years for him to get out to do Black Panther, he's already 45 as is.

-Edit
Do a Google, there are many links, here is an older one:

"I've wanted to do the Black Panther for years now and if the fans want it, I would be honored to bring T'Challa to life," he told the official Blade Trinity message board. "I read the post where Black Panther was the topic and I'd like to say it wouldn't be all that difficult for me to play another comic book character. I've played many cops, dads, hustlers, FBI agents and guys running down the street and more time than not I've been able to create distinctive personalities. It would be a fabulous challenge to animate another black comic book. To make the impossible, possible and the unbelievable, believable is one of the greatest dreams an artist has." - Snipes

Heat_Vision
I doubt his career is over.

Robtard
That isn't what I said, now is it. There are actors who work past 48, but I doubt there are many 48+ actors who would get the role of a superhero who's supposed to be a good 15 years younger. Still, makeup and staying in shape goes a long way, so we may still see Snipes-T'Challa.

Adam_PoE
Originally posted by Heat_Vision
I doubt his career is over.

There are plenty of direct-to-DVD action films to be made.

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
There are plenty of direct-to-DVD action films to be made.
With a sassy zinger like that, you must be a black woman.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Bardock42
No, you don't understand. But it doesn't matter, lets talk about that Snipes fella again. big grin Okay.

So, Snipes has huge black muscles.

ScarletSpeed
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
big grin Okay.

So, Snipes has huge black muscles.

and once sported bleach blond hair.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a19/kidchino05/simonphoenix.jpg

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
and once sported bleach blond hair.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a19/kidchino05/simonphoenix.jpg
laughing out loud

And he drives a pretty badass muscle car in Blade. big grin

McLovin
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
There are plenty of direct-to-DVD action films to be made.

Agreed.

Check out that fat (hides it horribly) guy, Steven Segal.

=Tired Hiker=
I want to make straight to dvd action films! I just don't know the right people. sad

McLovin
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I want to make a straight to dvd action films! I just don't know the right people. sad

Unless it's a porn, you're ****ed.

Hahah.

WrathfulDwarf
He wasn't making any more good movies lately...so...meh.

chithappens
Originally posted by McLovin
Unless it's a porn, you're ****ed.

Hahah.

laughing Cute

Devil King
Originally posted by McLovin
Agreed.

Check out that fat (hides it horribly) guy, Steven Segal.

You mean "Chuck Norris" v. 2.0?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
He wasn't making any more good movies lately...so...meh.

I liked the first Blade movie. Otherwise, I can't really see a use for him.


When we say "Black Panther", are we talking about the Marvel character, or pissed off coloured guys from the late 60's early 70's?

WrathfulDwarf
Originally posted by Devil King
You mean "Chuck Norris" v. 2.0?



I liked the first Blade movie. Otherwise, I can't really see a use for him.


When we say "Black Panther", are we talking about the Marvel character, or pissed off coloured guys from the late 60's early 70's?

I like him more in New Jack City.

Blaxplotaion films are quite my faves.

Robtard
Originally posted by Devil King
I liked the first Blade movie. Otherwise, I can't really see a use for him.


When we say "Black Panther", are we talking about the Marvel character, or pissed off coloured guys from the late 60's early 70's?

Marvel, but T'Challa is also a 'pissed off coloured guy'.

Heat_Vision
He would probly be able to play a realistic anti hero or a realistic "bad guy" and I'd bet he could kick a lot of our asses right now just as well as if not better on the day when he gets out of prison. Also he might be able to tap into a certain gritty realism that has recently come into style in modern media.

Robtard
Originally posted by Heat_Vision
He would probly be able to play a realistic anti hero or a realistic "bad guy" and I'd bet he could kick a lot of our asses right now just as well as if not better on the day when he gets out of prison. Also he might be able to tap into a certain gritty realism that has recently come into style in modern media.

That, or he'll get out in 3-4 and continue to do cheesy, but enjoyable action flims.

Devil King
I always like it when the merrits of someone being spoken about in a negative way are reduced to "yeah, well, I bet he could kick your ass". It always suddenly makes me reconsider my feeelings.

Robtard
That in turn reminded me of the grade school argument ender, "my dad could kick your dad's ass." Thanks for the flashback.

Heat_Vision
Yeah, but we all know you're not the "right" person in an argument until you beat your opponent into submission. boxing

Devil King
Originally posted by Heat_Vision
Yeah, but we all know you're not the "right" person in an argument until you beat your opponent into submission. boxing

It's ON!

Heat_Vision
Originally posted by Devil King
It's ON!

Too late, you've already been served. boxed

Devil King
Race War?

Pandemoniac
Somewhere I've read that The Gov aka The Man wanted to make an example to show that finally the rich and famous aren't beyond the reach of the long arm of the law.
A point, but 3 years sentence for tax evasion while murderers get of with less quite often?

Another issue mentioned I read & appreciated in this case on another site, Snipes has a certain bad-ass reputation based on his movie characters.
How will his soon to be fellow inmates react to that? They might just crowd up in lines to be the first one to kick his ass. Might be an exaggeration, but the system should at least payed some attention to this possibility.

Robtard
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Somewhere I've read that The Gov aka The Man wanted to make an example to show that finally the rich and famous aren't beyond the reach of the long arm of the law.
A point, but 3 years sentence for tax evasion while murderers get of with less quite often?

Another issue mentioned I read & appreciated in this case on another site, Snipes has a certain bad-ass reputation based on his movie characters.
How will his soon to be fellow inmates react to that? They might just crowd up in lines to be the first one to kick his ass. Might be an exaggeration, but the system should at least payed some attention to this possibility.

I doubt murderers get less than three years, maybe for a manslaughter charge, but not for 1st degree murder.

He'll join up with the Black Muslims, become a convert again and he'll be fine. It did wonders for Mike Tyson.

Devil King
And Michael Jackson.

Robtard
He officially stopped being black in the mid 90's.

Devil King
But black muslims helped him.

Heat_Vision
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Somewhere I've read that The Gov aka The Man wanted to make an example to show that finally the rich and famous aren't beyond the reach of the long arm of the law.
A point, but 3 years sentence for tax evasion while murderers get of with less quite often?

Another issue mentioned I read & appreciated in this case on another site, Snipes has a certain bad-ass reputation based on his movie characters.
How will his soon to be fellow inmates react to that? They might just crowd up in lines to be the first one to kick his ass. Might be an exaggeration, but the system should at least payed some attention to this possibility.


That would be logical for him to worry about if he were just a pretty boy actor but my instincts tell me that he will be able to handle himself just fine. Apparently there is something to be said for realism/reality after all. glare

Robtard
Originally posted by Devil King
But black muslims helped him.

I wasn't aware of this. How much did it cost him?

Adam_PoE
Originally posted by Robtard
Marvel, but T'Challa is also a 'pissed off coloured guy'.

Is there any other kind?

Adam_PoE
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
With a sassy zinger like that, you must be a black woman.

lfteAvSqqBc

Robtard
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Is there any other kind?

I have yet to meet one that wasn't, but I refuse to state it's fact off only my anecdotal evidence, at least for now.

Heat_Vision
I got a black woman's digits when I did a three day security night shift at my sister's fiance's hotel. As soon as I get a job I'm going to call her up and we're gonna have teh secks. dance

Robtard
Put it in her butt.

Heat_Vision
That's at the top of my list of things to do to her. naughty


It's been a week as of right now sense I talked to her last but she told me she had two jobs and I would feel like a dumbass trying to call her when I don't even have a job right now but I think the two of us in particular have that certain chemistry that just works and I think I made a good enough impression on her that she wont mind my situation. All in all I really dig this chick but I hope/think she doesn't have any surprises for me.

/cross fingers

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