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Number 1
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.



Come along Kiddies you can all add to these, just use your humorous imaginations.

hehehe...

number 3
you're hair falls of

Hair doesnt always permanently fall off but it is true you will always start to grow hair in weird and unexpected places for no given reason, nature knows something you dont

well you're in trouble if people behind you start saying; huston, we're landing on the moon..

Number 4

You start getting wrinkles in places you never though of before.

number 5

you're **** are hanging further down than ever before

number 5

one word, viagra.

pointer: no more handjobs/blowjobs

When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.