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I just got this truck today. It's a 1992 Nissan Hardbody Pickup.

Any and all names will be welcomed. Offensive, funny, stupid, plain, whatever.

Once we have enough entries we can do either a poll or something like the Elimination Game.

Charlene.

It's kind of short and squat, so I pick Dwarf

Daisy Duke

Mr. Hardbody.

Bicentennial Eagle

trucky

Come on people, where are the really killer names? If you don't give me a good one, I'll go to 4chan and ask them to name it.

Vinny Valentine (over MSN) suggested Deathgrip.

Black Panther?

Turd slinger?


How about dustydash?

How about "good 'ol blackie"?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Come on people, where are the really killer names? If you don't give me a good one, I'll go to 4chan and ask them to name it.

Vinny Valentine (over MSN) suggested Deathgrip. I thought Dwarf was pretty cool sadwalk

Originally posted by dadudemon
Black Panther?

Turd slinger?


How about dustydash?

How about "good 'ol blackie"?

I'm not sure if I'm gonna keep it black yet...so names with the color in them are gonna be low on the totem pole.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'm not sure if I'm gonna keep it black yet...so names with the color in them are gonna be low on the totem pole.

hmm


That's makes it a toughy then...

Call it Master Hoopty then.

Slowzoid

REPTOID.

I'm asking 4chan for some names right now...let's see what they come up with.

EDIT: They came up with Fagmobile.

Pac Man.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pac Man.

aw yeah...why not just call it junkie or pillhead



call it Yoda

Matsumoto.
Tarzan.
Blastoise.
Apple.
Steak.
Brain Stew.
Tired Hiker.


And I think Dwarf is pretty cool shockyes

Xener
Blade-Phucked
Trinity
Archerist (yes, Archerist)
Spleener


haermm

Elvis.

*keeps mouth shut* haermm

Penis Wrinkle.

Originally posted by Kram3r
*keeps mouth shut* haermm

What a way to contribute to the thread. thumbsupdur Go eat your Whetabix or whatever they're called.

Betty..

as in:

Woah, Black Betty bam-ba-lam Woah, Black Betty bam-ba-lam!!

awesome

Originally posted by Phucked Up
What a way to contribute to the thread. thumbsupdur Go eat your Whetabix or whatever they're called.

OH. THE ****. NOES.

Linda.

black truck!

Dynamite

Jibbah

Alice

Go Truck Yourself mmm
Phucked Up Truck
I Love Cock
Kram3r Takes It Up The Oh Look At This I Like This
uhuh

Originally posted by Outbound
Go Truck Yourself mmm
Phucked Up Truck
I Love Cock
Kram3r Takes It Up The Oh Look At This I Like This
uhuh

crylaugh

Black Stallion

Cerberus

Titan

Mad Max II

Keziah (Stobart )

Originally posted by Syren
Black Stallion Originally posted by Syren
Cerberus Originally posted by Syren
Titan Originally posted by Syren
Mad Max II Originally posted by Syren
Keziah (Stobart )

Your names are lame mhm

Originally posted by Outbound
Your names are lame mhm

You know what you can do. You can go **** yourself. And your little buddy Kram3r.

Originally posted by Syren
You know what you can do. You can go **** yourself. And your little buddy Kram3r.

OH OH OOOOOOOOH DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS cause I lost my watch OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Originally posted by Outbound
OH OH OOOOOOOOH DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS cause I lost my watch OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

YEAH ***** YOU BETTER RECOGNISE don't wear a watch sorry STEP OUTSIDE MO'FO!!!

Bubba

Originally posted by Syren
YEAH ***** YOU BETTER RECOGNISE don't wear a watch sorry STEP OUTSIDE MO'FO!!!

IF IT WASNT COLD OUTSIDE, OR MAYBE IF THERE WAS FREE BEER AND BOOBIES, I MIGHT BE TEMPTED TO STEP OUTSIDE, THEN WE'D SEE WHO CAN BRING IT!

Originally posted by Syren
You know what you can do. You can go **** yourself. And your little buddy Kram3r.

***** don't talk about my height. uhuh

Oh and **** you Michael for that cock remark. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Oh and **** you Michael for that cock remark. haermm

LOL WUT haermm

Originally posted by Outbound
LOL WUT haermm

What you got? Goldfish memory? Check the second page, **** face. haermm

haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
What you got? Goldfish memory? Check the second page, **** face. haermm

Kram3r Takes It Up The Oh Look At This I Like This

I see nothing about cock, why, got a guilty conscience or something? Wanna admit something to us? Got a deep, dark cock up your ass secret? haermm

shrug

Name it bluck for black truck

DAMN IM A GENIUS

Thunder tongue_ss

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Name it bluck for black truck

DAMN IM A GENIUS

Seriously, I like this one.

Negro Nigel.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I just got this truck today. It's a 1992 Nissan Hardbody Pickup.

Won't-be-getting-blowjobs-in-it.

On a side note, very dependable truck, I've seen those go 200k+ with little trouble.

Originally posted by Robtard
Won't-be-getting-blowjobs-in-it.

On a side note, very dependable truck, I've seen those go 200k+ with little trouble.



I showed that to a coworker because I thought it was so funny. She lol'd too.

My first car was a '78 monte carlo.

call it

The beast

Buck

Bluck

Chug-chug

Gulp

El Gallo Negro (The Black Cock Rooster)

T'Challa, the alter ego of The Black Panther

Neematoad

He already said he's unlikely to keep it black, so black's irrelevant mmm

Pedro.

Blackie McBlack black

the black truck

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Neematoad

you mean nematode?

Originally posted by dadudemon
you mean nematode? no

Originally posted by Mairuzu
no

then nemachode?

lol

shit-piece

kenny loggins

yacht rock

80's

Rick.

Kenny Rogers

Sith.

truck-a-sorous

Originally posted by Robtard
Won't-be-getting-blowjobs-in-it.

On a side note, very dependable truck, I've seen those go 200k+ with little trouble.

That's what the bed of the truck's for. haermm

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I just got this truck today. It's a 1992 Nissan Hardbody Pickup.

Any and all names will be welcomed. Offensive, funny, stupid, plain, whatever.

Once we have enough entries we can do either a poll or something like the Elimination Game.
Bob the Builder.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Rick.

Or how about "Rick James, Bi*tch!'

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I just got this truck today. It's a 1992 Nissan Hardbody Pickup.

Any and all names will be welcomed. Offensive, funny, stupid, plain, whatever.

Once we have enough entries we can do either a poll or something like the Elimination Game.

IRONHIDE, MOTHERTRUCKER!

Did you name it? mmm

How about tail-chaser?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Did you name it? mmm

Not yet. hmm

why not?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
why not?

I'm a procrastinator. srug

hanuts

I know what you mean!!

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Not yet. hmm

I haven't named my car either..

People keep telling me I have to name it..

but I haven't..

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I haven't named my car either..

People keep telling me I have to name it..

but I haven't..

Sophmobile.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Sophmobile.

I like it mmm

But I think I need something shorter..

It's old name was Kak.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I like it mmm

But I think I need something shorter..

It's old name was Kak.

PAM

Piggle's AutoMobile

Originally posted by Phucked Up
PAM

Piggle's AutoMobile

good one!

Originally posted by Phucked Up
PAM

Piggle's AutoMobile

hmm

It's good, but it's not right..

Keep going.. awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
hmm

It's good, but it's not right..

Keep going.. awesome

I'm out of ideas. srug

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'm out of ideas. srug

You are rubbish awehuhs

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
You are rubbish awehuhs

I know.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I know.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.. petpet

Some ideas from Monster Trucks.

Truckasaurus!
Grave Digger Jr.
Little Foot (as oppose to Big Foot)

little foot!

For a small truck sound just about right.

yes it does

YEAH!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
hmm

It's good, but it's not right..

Keep going.. awesome
Shorty awesome

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
For a small truck sound just about right.

hmm

haeyes