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Lets say something happens and 90% of the worlds population turns into flesh eating monsters. You wake up one morning and hear it on the news. What do you do first?

go back to sleep

Haermm and put on some Beatles, wait to get eaten.

masturbate

Originally posted by LatinoStallion
masturbate
no u

demons make me horny

I'd hit the nearest sporting goods store, grab a few 12 guages, raid a pawn shop for some pistols, get some body armor.

Stock up on canned foods and water, as well as hygeine supplies.

THEN I'd find a vacant home that would be easily defended, easily barricaded. Even better, find a jailhouse, lock myself up every night until I could find a more comfortable place to live.

90% zombies?

I'd say there's no chance for survival and just become an hero.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
90% zombies?

I'd say there's no chance for survival and just become an hero. become a hero how? by killing all the "zombies?" or as many as you can?

Well, if the theories in the Romero movies have any credence, I'm going to go some place that no one ever liked in life.

Yes, New Jersey.

and then ditto everything RJ said.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
become a hero how? by killing all the "zombies?" or as many as you can?

An hero...kill myself. Learn to /b/!

Originally posted by Strangelove
Well, if the theories in the Romero movies have any credence, I'm going to go some place that no one ever liked in life.

Yes, New Jersey.

and then ditto everything RJ said. another thing to consider, they can only come out at night.

That would sort of make things easier.

I'd do like Will Smith, set my alarm to go off so that no matter where in town I am when it goes off, I have plenty of time to get home.

Eventually, I'd run across some full auto weapons, maybe a hummer.

Get myself and any other survivors to rally supllies,then just take to sea on a cruise ship that can fit us all.


If we have to refuel just come back during the day...

I'd wear thick leather whereever I go, to reduce the risk of being bitten.

Lock my front door.

yeah, that'll keep you safe.

Start by removing the head, or destroying the brain.

center mass, rapid fire.

I would make my way to Area 51...they gotta have some cool demon PWNING equipment.

we could find a clock tower and kill them ALL.

this scenario would make a hott video game

Zombies?

My dream come true!

*pulls out katana and starts chopping zombies heads*

Bliss.

I'd just watch The Big LeBowski with a shotgun in my lap.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lets say something happens and 90% of the worlds population turns into flesh eating monsters. You wake up one morning and hear it on the news. What do you do first? Post about it on KMC shifty.

UMBRELLA!

brb apocalypse

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lets say something happens and 90% of the worlds population turns into flesh eating monsters. You wake up one morning and hear it on the news. What do you do first?

Have one hell of a party, or have some serious fun.

End of ze world

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lets say something happens and 90% of the worlds population turns into flesh eating monsters. You wake up one morning and hear it on the news. What do you do first? Wonder why the NEWS are still operating.

YOU ARE THE DEMONS

and john was a zombie

Originally posted by Mairuzu
YOU ARE THE DEMONS

and john was a zombie
JOHN WINSTON ONO LENNON?

k

I'd obtain these three weapons:

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg183/jedibeastie/ar.jpg

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg183/jedibeastie/wd.jpg

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg183/jedibeastie/9mm.jpg

Make sure you dont use fire

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Find my out if my friends are dead or not if they are i would go idol hands style and get really ****ing high and save the world with Mary J on my side

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lets say something happens and 90% of the worlds population turns into flesh eating monsters. You wake up one morning and hear it on the news. What do you do first?

I would first:

1) Go to the local pharmacy and stock up on as many pain killers and Xanax/Valium as I could hold.

2) The nearest liquor store. I would take as much as the vehicle I came in could hold. Note: Multiple trips if needed.

3) Pawn shop, as many weapons as I could find.

4) Entertainment; best buy. Big screen TV and DVDS/Stereo/music, Playstation 3 and games. Find local, small video store for pron.

5) Find large boat. Take chance and sail to nearest tropical island.

6) Take pills and alcohol while shooting weapons and watching movies.

Good plan. The deserted island part was choice.

Break out a bottle of whiskey and await the inevitable while watching the telly or listening to music.

so the usual...

getting drunk is a good plan.

I would call all my loved ones, or try my best to get a hold of them without having to leave my house. Then if I got a hold of any of them, we'd make plans or see how things are going with their situation.

If I can't get in touch with anyone, I'd try my best to secure my house, or think of somewhere safe to go.

Probably get some form of a weapon. My father has hunting rifles here, so I'd probably try to figure out how to use one, and run off to somewhere I could hole up, and wait for whatever will come next.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lets say something happens and 90% of the worlds population turns into flesh eating monsters. You wake up one morning and hear it on the news. What do you do first?

hit the bat signal

I might stand a chance against the flesh eating monsters cuz I have 6 rifles in my house and at least 50 rounds for each one and there is an ammo store near by

Originally posted by McLovin
I would first:

1) Go to the local pharmacy and stock up on as many pain killers and Xanax/Valium as I could hold.

2) The nearest liquor store. I would take as much as the vehicle I came in could hold. Note: Multiple trips if needed.

3) Pawn shop, as many weapons as I could find.

4) Entertainment; best buy. Big screen TV and DVDS/Stereo/music, Playstation 3 and games. Find local, small video store for pron.

5) Find large boat. Take chance and sail to nearest tropical island.

6) Take pills and alcohol while shooting weapons and watching movies. electricity?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
electricity? Well, the News are still operating.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
electricity?

Agreed.

When I'm at Best Buy, batteries, Lots of 'em.

Doubt I live long though with the pills and alcohol. haermm

Edit: Pills, alcohol and weapons, don't mix.

Doubtful I make it off the boat. haermm

Originally posted by McLovin
Agreed.

When I'm at Best Buy, batteries, Lots of 'em.

Doubt I live long though with the pills and alcohol. haermm

Edit: Pills, alcohol and weapons, don't mix.

Doubtful I make it off the boat. haermm what about Ho's?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what about Ho's?

Originally posted by McLovin
Doubtful I make it off the boat. haermm

so you are getting into your boat, about to cast off, and..... "HELP US, HELP US!!!!".....You look up and see Halle Berry and Beyonce running towards you wearing black bikinis......what then?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
so you are getting into your boat, about to cast off, and..... "HELP US, HELP US!!!!".....You look up and see Halle Berry and Beyonce running towards you wearing black bikinis......what then?

I stop, yell out, "remove your clothes or I leave."

I'll be guaranteed some ass on the way to ..where eva.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
electricity? some islands have underwater powerlines.

Originally posted by McLovin
I stop, yell out, "remove your clothes or I leave."

I'll be guaranteed some ass on the way to ..where eva. but....but....but you'd take me along too, right?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
but....but....but you'd take me along too, right?

Nigga, the only thing that comes to mine is, orgy.

haermm

Originally posted by McLovin
Nigga, the only thing that comes to mine is, orgy.

haermm tell you what, save a private cabin for DA and I and you can have the rest of the ladies.

The more i think about it the more im convinced that there would be nothing i could do. If 90% of the worlds population had turned into flesh eating monsters over night there would be no where to go. The only safe place would be underground or on a boat in the middle of the water. I have no weapons other than blunt one's. So, unless i could get my hands on some speed, i would exert my energy just attempting to get to a gun shop or even just safety. I would definitely get my hands on some uppers and then try to find some firearms as i made my way to the docks underground in the sewers

Maybe we should all go to the Winchester and have a few pints.

lets change it up....lets say half the world died, and of the remaining 50%....40% are the monsters, the rest survivors.

I have lots of fire power so I wouldn't be scared

I'm on island. if such thing happened. I think I'd be safe. all docks would be shut down. No one gets in and no one gets out. laughcry

Originally posted by BackFire
Lock my front door. Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeah, that'll keep you safe.
Actually it would work very well since zombies wouldn't be "looking" for you, rather just shuffling around. If they figured out you were in the house, you'd be f*cked though.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f122/blaxican_templar/GodlySupes.jpg

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I have lots of fire power so I wouldn't be scared get my back?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
get my back?


of course

I laugh at those suggestions.

"Yeah, if the world was 90% flesh eating monsters I'd turn into a f*cking madman, grab some guns, armour and a house, then fight anyone off.", as if it would be that easy.

I would kill myself, who wouldn't? 90% of the human world is now zombiefied or whatever they are, chances that you'd even meet other survivors are slim.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I laugh at those suggestions.

"Yeah, if the world was 90% flesh eating monsters I'd turn into a f*cking madman, grab some guns, armour and a house, then fight anyone off.", as if it would be that easy.

I would kill myself, who wouldn't? 90% of the human world is now zombiefied or whatever they are, chances that you'd even meet other survivors are slim.

-AC Well maybe if you go back and read the entire thread you wouldn't be laughing so hard.

It's no longer 90% of the worlds population, half the world has died. 40% are "monsters", the remaining 10% are survivors.

That makes 1 in 5 people you run across a survivor.

Seems you have very little if any survival instinct.

90% of the world's population turned into mindless, flesh-eating zombies? How would that be any different from now?

Someone recently watched Evil Dead, or (Random George Romero flick) or shit even I Am Legend...

Originally posted by Scythe
Someone recently watched Evil Dead, or (Random George Romero flick) or shit even I Am Legend... or all of the above?

Boring night?

Friday nights tend to be boring, working the graveyard shift on the weekends gets that way.

Where does your midnight movie surplus come from?

Walmart, blockbuster, sometimes target.

It would be a good time to open the secret box.

whats inside?

A world of imagination

sounds like a weiner then.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
never said they were zombies.
Ok. My point still stands though that Backfire's idea would work pretty well unless they found out you were in there.

im will be screaming like a maniac like crazy.i run up and down the stairs.ill kill myself though.dunno why

Originally posted by arkenemis1114
im will be screaming like a maniac like crazy.i run up and down the stairs.ill kill myself though.dunno why YOPP.Young One Praying Prophecy

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Zombies?

My dream come true!

*pulls out katana and starts chopping zombies heads*

Bliss.

Log on KMC, make sure Barker was still alive, get him to post SotAM chapter 3 haermm

haermm

I'll update sometime in summer.

Of course it's nearing winter in Australia, so haermm.

OH SHI- haermm

Defense against the Dark Farts is one of my favorite chapters, personally. haermm

crylaugh

90% of the world are zombies, no excuse not to write it haermm