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Why do people believe in them? Why do people not believe in them?

What are vampires? What do they do?

Why do they portray them so sexy in movies, when in reality (not this actuality) they are bloodsucking monsters?

In short: Do you like them?

you're a vampire

Castlevania.

I loved Catlevania. SoTN was my favorite.

I've been watching a lot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer lately

They are the demons

shrug

Originally posted by XJezebelX
Why do people believe in them? Why do people not believe in them?

What are vampires? What do they do?

Why do they portray them so sexy in movies, when in reality (not this actuality) they are bloodsucking monsters?

In short: Do you like them?

1. Because they are delusional. 2. Because they are NOT delusional.

3. The supposed living dead. 4. Bite people, sleep in coffins, hate the sun.

5. Because sex sells.

6. In short, I don't know any, so it isn't fair for me to judge.

lol wut

Originally posted by Mairuzu
They are the demons

What is that supposed to mean? Haha

"I touched a boys balls in hebrew school once"

Originally posted by Mairuzu
"I touched a boys balls in hebrew school once" THE DEMONS

YOU ARE THEM arrrgh

Originally posted by XJezebelX
What is that supposed to mean? Haha what are YOU suppose to mean?

Ah, uhm. Ohkay, lol.

I am the demons. They are I.

Vampires are real.

Originally posted by XJezebelX
Vampires are real. lol wut

sure they are

Originally posted by Mairuzu
"I touched a boys balls in hebrew school once"

What the shit?

Anyways I have always been a fan of vampires, ever since I was a small child. I would always dress up as Dracula for Halloween every year. I was a fan of vampire movies, but I honestly don't know why they portray them in such a sexual manner. Why don't they portray werewolves in a sexual manner? I don't get it either.

You are the demons.

Originally posted by XJezebelX
Ah, uhm. Ohkay, lol.

I am the demons. They are I.

Vampires are real. you'reretarded

Originally posted by Eon Blue
What the shit?
. you see the quotation marks?

its a quote from a movie

Originally posted by XJezebelX
Vampires are real.

I know.

I divorced her before she sucked all the life out of me.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you'reretarded

EXCUSE ME?!

Originally posted by McLovin
I know.

I divorced her before she sucked all the life out of me. haermm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you see the quotation marks?

its a quote from a movie

Keep on telling yourself that.

Originally posted by McLovin
I know.

I divorced her before she sucked all the life out of me.

*Badum chhhh*

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Keep on telling yourself that. k

Originally posted by XJezebelX
EXCUSE ME?! Someone's indignant! whistling

Originally posted by McLovin
I know.

I divorced her before she sucked all the life out of me.


falloutofchairlaughing

Originally posted by Strangelove
Someone's indignant! whistling

WHAT?

omfg gaise, vampires are like so real... omg...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
k

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
omfg gaise, vampires are like so real... omg...

You lyke vampires then?

Originally posted by XJezebelX
You lyke vampires then? no u

yah. mmmmmmmm

raise_eyebrow

oh, god

what the **** is going on

alrighty then

Originally posted by XJezebelX
oh, god isn't real, and neither are vampires.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
what the **** is going on The demons, mairuzu, they are taking over our minds

So I asked Jeeves if Vampires were real, he said no.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
isn't real, and neither are vampires.


very true

you can't be too sure

im a vampire

Originally posted by XJezebelX
you can't be too sure Maybe not with god, but vampires aren't.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
"I touched a boys balls in hebrew school once"

You ever heard of Rollin 20's, nigga? Since I was 16 nigga, I'm saying "frosty." You know what I'm saying, "spoon", nigga. We ****ed dwarves in the ass!

Originally posted by XJezebelX
you can't be too sure

if they are so real then prove it

There is no hard proof of the existance of a god or vampires.

That's not to say they don't exist.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
There is no hard proof of the existance of a god or vampires. I am agnostic personally. Vampires, though, are made up like humans, much like the Unicorn and Elves. And Santa.

Unicron

GAWD!

seriously im a vampire

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I am agnostic personally. Vampires, though, are made up like humans, much like the Unicorn and Elves. And Santa.

wut

Santa's not real?

He is. For those that believe in him.

i think vampires is a pretty cool guy, eh sucks blood and doesnt afraid of anything but the sun

Originally posted by McLovin
wut

Santa's not real? I'm afraid so man... just take it one step at a time.

What is Dracula's favourite holiday?
Fangsgiving!

k

*facepalm*

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!


MWAHAHHAHAHHA

Originally posted by Mairuzu
lol im guessing you edited in
"But the son" Part eh? ehhh?
nah, I actually didn't ha-son

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!


MWAHAHHAHAHHA

Hahahahaehe. nice

Originally posted by XJezebelX
Hahahahaehe. nice you actually found that funny?



haehe?

DIABEETUS!

AND?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah i did

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!


MWAHAHHAHAHHA

Originally posted by Mairuzu
*Badum chhhh*

Originally posted by XJezebelX
AND?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah i did k

lol. do you hate me?

yes vampires killeded mie famley

Originally posted by Mairuzu
yes vampires killeded mie famley

omg, i told u they exist. No one should doubt sumthing's existance.

shut up! NO WAY!?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
yes vampires killeded mie famley
Haha.

Originally posted by XJezebelX
omg, i told u they exist. No one should doubt sumthing's existance.
I doubt the existence of God.

I win.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
shut up! NO WAY!?

yes. don't you care that your family is gone? that's something serious

Originally posted by XJezebelX
yes. don't you care that your family is gone? that's something serious you best be trollin'

what's trollin?

Originally posted by XJezebelX
what's trollin? lol

loldenial

"they see me trollin, they hatin
patrollin, trying to catch me posting CP"

haermm

what

lol@roland

lol@me

lol@youagain

barkerhaermm

Originally posted by Moosey
1. Because they are delusional. 2. Because they are NOT delusional.

3. The supposed living dead. 4. Bite people, sleep in coffins, hate the sun.

5. Because sex sells.

6. In short, I don't know any, so it isn't fair for me to judge.

good post.

go chaos

bnmk;dfjildejilthjigbwdqRGRG

Originally posted by XJezebelX
Why do people believe in them? Because they wish they were real.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Because they wish they were real.
crylaugh crylaugh crylaugh crylaugh crylaugh

****ING FUNNY MAN. crylaugh crylaugh

Hey Bark man, what's up!?

Not much Jaco man, what's up with you?!

i wouldn't say vampires are real, but i think the concept of them are. there are people in the world who drink blood and who are nocturnal. they call themselves vampires.

Originally posted by Barker
Not much Jaco man, what's up with you?! Not much. Same ol Same ol. Girlfriend, School, Homework, SATs.......**** SAT'S!!!!

G2G.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Not much. Same ol Same ol. Girlfriend, School, Homework, SATs.......**** SAT'S!!!!

G2G.
I has a girlfriend.

kkbi man

I'll post a pic for ya.

Peace.....OUT!

Thx

You too

I am really surprised this thread lasted this many pages

I wish I had a girlfriend.

relationships are over rated

Originally posted by Eon Blue
I wish I had a girlfriend. a vampire girlfriend?

I'm def in a vampire phase right now, literature and film/TV wise - the Twilight Saga, Interview with the Vampire, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dark Shadows - goooood stuff!! I love the idea of the reluctant vampire, its so fascinating. Who is everyone's favorite vamp?