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It's the end of your busy day, you get home and check the mail. Low and behold, there is an invitation to the 'KMC Forums Convention' held in Las Vegas, Nevada! You pack your bags, grab some cash, and catch a flight to Vegas, baby! You land and immediately go to your hotel room. The next day you wake up and head to the Convention Center.

You walk in . . . .

This is where our story begins. Continue it in 'First Person'. You can play off my situation or start your own, but we should keep the plots intertwined eventually. And be creative! Remember, this is LAS VEGAS, BABY!!! Anything can happen:

I, Tired Hiker, walk down a long hallway crowded with people. I am not sure who these people are. Are they KMC Forum members??? I see a guy down the hall who looks like Rogue Jedi. I say, "Hey, RJ!" But the guy does not respond. I continue into the giant convention room.

To my surprise i find that no one is there...

Extremely happy, to be in Las Vegas, but not having to put up with the KMC dudes for at least one day, I turn straight around and ponder what to do with my newfound freedom

I walk in and notice some familiar faces, get a quick drink and leave after 10 min

then after that i'll search for strippers

I am confused, should we do it like the continous story thread or like a roleplaying?

A dark shadow lurks behind me, his plan already begun...

I then make my way to an extremely Vegasy bar, and do bad Vegasy things with a dead Vegasy stripper.

I, Jacope X, am ready to lose big money. I walk over to the nearest table which and give my cocky face to the next set of people. I show off the looks and money.....But I think I am doing a bad job at intimidating them....Oh well.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am confused, should we do it like the continous story thread or like a roleplaying? i was confused too, so i made it about myself

Keeping in mind the popular saying" What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" I take some acid and purchase 3 dwarfs to take back to my penthouse apartment, I wake up at 5 am...there were no survivors.

who brought the donkey ....oh that poor donkey.

Originally posted by JacopeX
I, Jacope X, am ready to lose big money. I walk over to the nearest table which and give my cocky face to the next set of people. I show off the looks and money.....But I think I am doing a bad job at intimidating them....Oh well. don't forget to mention you fail

Walking in with my pink sneakers, I go on and advertise the Illuminati by waving around my Black Label cap.

Seeing Sol wearing pink sneakers... i walk up to him and punch him in the face

Originally posted by Mairuzu
don't forget to mention you fail You noticed that the intimidation is not working. Good job?

Getting back up, I kick Mairuzu in the balls and stomp on him. I then go to take a seat and chill for a while.

Originally posted by JacopeX
You noticed that the intimidation is not working. Good job? lolinternetseriousbusiness

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Seeing Sol wearing pink sneakers... i walk up to him and punch him in the face


Seeing this I decide to join in with the kick ass soundtrack of Greece and the ultimate cast that consists of Chuck Norris. Mairuzu Sol, Chuck and I then continue to the Celine Dion concert, where we meet up with...

samuel l jackson...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
lolinternetseriousbusiness SRSLY!

I to the bathroom to change to my pink, black, and white shirt and pink cap.

Returning, I see the concert in an uproar.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I to the bathroom to change to my pink, black, and white shirt and pink cap.

Returning, I see the concert in an uproar.

apparently someone spilled Chucks beer...

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am confused, should we do it like the continous story thread or like a roleplaying?

(Yeah, just like role playing I guess. I've never really done that. But the way JacopeX wrote his first post is the way I had in mind. Just speak in first person, regarding yourself, and stuff like that . . .)

So I, Tired Hiker, go and play some Texas Hold'em at Binions. I'm sitting there at the poker table whilst looking out at the strip when I see Bardock wandering around aimlessly. I ignore him, because I am not yet ready to meet any KMCers. I'm nervous like that. I am holding the Ace of clubs and the King of diamonds. I go all in before the flop.

I leave the concert, shining in pink. I spotted Tired Hiker having a game so I yell out his name.

I play poker on a table, adjacent to one with a familiar face, i look but can't quite picture it, i prepare to finish my game and make my way towards the table, i hope my luck goes well...

I hear someone shout my name. I look up and see Sol Valentine wearing pink. I say, "Sol is that you? Sol Valentine?"

I too notice Tired, he is hard to miss with all that Hiking Gear, I speeded over to him, all scarlet like and said "I didn't know you actually hiked "

*looks at Sol and palms him a fake ID and says here kid you be needing this later *

I take out my gun, find Nebaris, and shoot him. Then I pester The Grey Fox a lot for being a vegetarian.

'Yep, the one and only.' I replied to Tired Hiker.

I then turned around took the ID and tipped my hat to Scarlet Speed.

'Thanks'

To which I replied "No problem little buddy, now let me and Tired buy you your first beer/hooker"...

I Wake up, open my mini fridge and drink all the "airplane" bottle's of alcohol I can find.

I venture to find the nearest hooker to get a cheap piece of white ass.

From there I head back to the hotel, find the bar and then black out.

The end.

I won't remember a thing from that point.

Good luck.

On our quest to find beers and hookers Tired, Sol and I notice Mclovin lying on the floor shitfaced in the reception hall, we shrug it off calmly as it is Vegas after all

I notice McLovin' come and go in a blur of insane drunk-ness, but I didn't bother to get his attention, knowing that he wouldn't even half-realize me.

I then decline ScarletSpeed's kindness, as I don't want to contract any STD's or get drunk in the same day, so I go to the restaurant.

I decide to join the table and realise it to be TH with other KMC memebers around.

As Sol leaves us, Neo pulls up in a yellow lambourghini, which was odd seen as we were still indoors, we just thought "**** it it's Vegas.Tired, Neo and I are now a trio on our Quest to find beer and hookers...as we are now recruiting new members to the beer/hooker league we post recruitment flyer's around Vegas to see who shall join us...

I realize the mess Scarlet and co. are gettign themselves into but I refuse to talk them out of it. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas anyways.

Those wise words of Sol's stuck in our minds as we drank,laughed, sexed and at times cried our way to the MGM Grand where we bumped into

Originally posted by caedusrulesall
I take out my gun, find Nebaris, and shoot him. Then I pester The Grey Fox a lot for being a vegetarian. lulz, bitterness

I eat some tasty vegetables and pasta in front of caedusisameatnazi's face.

As we stumbled into the MGM GRAND we realised nothing could stop us...until we noticed a grey woodland creature...maybe a fox, eating vegetables and pasta as if it was some sort of human being, I looked at Neo and then Tired and we agreed that this was no normal casino, as the Fox trotted towards us playing "sympathy for the devil" on it's boom box we realised this was infact the infamous "Discotec Casino Zoo".

durwank

swe_bum_fu2

I walk in and slap Tired Hiker on his penis and ask him how to get to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

Tired seems to be incapacitated the moment, so I reply you are in The Moonlight Bunny Ranch

Which way to the whores?

Follow The Grey Fox...he is always with them whores.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Follow The Grey Fox...he is always with them whores. Don't spread such evil and ounfounded rumours about me! sly Well, maybe not unfounded. But you understand where I'm coming from sneaky2

I kick open the door, and enter the room.

I immediately yell for someone to give me a hot dog.

I notice Selphie demanding food, and if her demands are not met, she can be quite the atom bomb, so I quickly order a hot dog for her.

While inside the Discotec Casino Zoo/Moonlight Bunny Ranch, I tell Scarlet, Neo, Grey Fox and Impediment that I will not bang any whores since I am happily married. However, I will masturbate as I watch them bang several different whores.

After several sessions of masturbatorial actions, I decide to buy everyone a round of tequila shots with Corona chasers. A bouncer approaches us and demands to see Neo's I.D., but he can't find it. The bouncer then grabs Neo by the shirt collar and begins to drag him out of the club. Infuriated, Impediment, ScarletSpeed, Grey Fox and myself confront the bouncer.

I go to my suite and stay there the entire time with DA.......

detective i hunt down RJ for some hot action

and then I happen upon a room which contains all of the hot women of KMC...(you know who you are)




and then I walk out................because I'm married...

Bars the door, hides from the ass grabbing canadian.....

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
While inside the Discotec Casino Zoo/Moonlight Bunny Ranch, I tell Scarlet, Neo, Grey Fox and Impediment that I will not bang any whores since I am happily married. However, I will masturbate as I watch them bang several different whores.

After several sessions of masturbatorial actions, I decide to buy everyone a round of tequila shots with Corona chasers. A bouncer approaches us and demands to see Neo's I.D., but he can't find it. The bouncer then grabs Neo by the shirt collar and begins to drag him out of the club. Infuriated, Impediment, ScarletSpeed, Grey Fox and myself confront the bouncer.
I vibrate my molicles so fast that I phaze through the bouncer and he explodes. Neo, Tired, Impediment and TGF don't even look surprised...it is Vegas after all

Fogs over the windows in my suite.......

I, Syren, have clearly wandered through the Looking Glass. I see Selphie and head towards her and her hotdog.

"Hey, sweet cheeks. Mind if I have a nibble?"

I turn to notice Syren and pass out at how beautiful she looked here.

Originally posted by Selphie
I kick open the door, and enter the room.

I immediately yell for someone to give me a hot dog.

I offer her a nice, big "hot dog". naughty

I get up and notice Impediment, and give him a quick greeting.

I hear Sol trying to tap my coolade and say "Hey Sol...those bitches are mine"...

I call room service for a spatula and a plunger.

I never wanted to 'tap any kool-aid' so I decide to go to my room and crash.

as RJ pried my ass off of the mini fridge with the spatula...our plunger had finally arrived...all that was left to do was phone a few members and it was time to party

I stand alone, wondering where the party has gone.

I pick up my mobile and phone Syren and say "hey ***** the party is at our penthouse...be there....

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
as RJ pried my ass off of the mini fridge with the spatula...our plunger had finally arrived...all that was left to do was phone a few members and it was time to party the spatula is for DA and I, the plunger is for you, you had enchiladas last night, remember?

I get a call on my mobile from Scarlet inviting me up to, oooh, the Penthouse! I hop in the lift and make my way up.

The music deprives me from sleeping, so I get up, shower, change into all red, and go out to party.

only to discover RJ and DA have... tied me up and are both dressed in bondage ...Syren realises that this is gonna be an awesome party...

I walk in to realize that this party has just gotten kinkier, and I begin to cringe.

On the way to the Penthouse, the doors of the elevator open and I walk in carrying a bottle of Tanqueray. Syren and I ride up to the Penthouse while doing shots.

By the time we reach the Penthouse, Imp and I are more than a little tiddly. I fall out of the elevator and into the wall, giggling like a mad woman.

"Which way's the door?"

I go cross-eyed in my attempts to find it.

I notice Impediment and Syren and I wave hello to them.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
only to discover RJ and DA have... tied me up and are both dressed in bondage ...Syren realises that this is gonna be an awesome party... and suddenly you realize its a trap......in walks Large Marge, AKA Troop, all 6'6 and 400 pounds of her, snapping her whip.

DA and I leave cackling to join the party downstairs.

I have to pick Syren up and carry her to the suite.

The doors open and RJ is covered with pimento cheese.

I spy Sol and shriek with glee, launch myself out of Imp's arms and attempt to throw my arms around Sol's neck.

I miss.

I quickly grab Syren before she falls to the ground and give her a warm hug.

'This party is very....... um.......... Kinky.'

I glance into the room over Sol's shoulder and am flabbergasted to see Scarlet tied to a chair and a 400 pound woman... is it a woman? ... leaning towards him with a look of menace on her fat face.

"Right, that's it. I'ma kick her jelly ass!"

I hide the pimento cheese and barbed wire, along with the crescent wrench and offer up a shiner bock to Mattie.

Peach decides that there's far too many people around and finds a quiet table to sit at.

I see Syren with a mean face on, ready to bust some asses, so I step out of the way and watch the beating begin.

'Let the games begin!'

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and suddenly you realize its a trap......in walks Large Marge, AKA Troop, all 6'6 and 400 pounds of her, snapping her whip.

DA and I leave cackling to join the party downstairs.

I use my superspeed to run down to the party and confront you, only tO find the place in ruins.

I feel Scarlet whip past me and decide that, since he's already free, I might as well make a swift exit myself.

I wave goodbye to the blimp and hope back into the lift.

Originally posted by Syren
I feel Scarlet whip past me and decide that, since he's already free, I might as well make a swift exit myself.

I wave goodbye to the blimp and hope back into the lift. I run and catch Syren and take her to the casino rooftop.

I wave bye to Syren and go downstairs. Only to find the place in shambles.

"Oh la la!"

DA distracts Ushgarak and Raz as I spike the punch with Jim Beam.

Originally posted by Syren
"Oh la la!"


that's what she said...Ughhhh, I mean, that's what you said

I try to manuver my way to the bar but crash into ScarletSpeed.

During all the chaos and mayhem, I realize that I left in the middle of a poker tournament. I take a cab back to Binions, sit back in my seat at the poker table with only two players left, I get a pair of twos, and the other two are on the flop. I win the tournament with a four of a kind! I gather my chips and cash them in. With the money, I decide to rent a stretched Hummer Limousine, with a driver named Eddie, and me and Eddie drive back to the hotel to find the others.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
DA distracts Ushgarak and Raz as I spike the punch with Jim Beam.

(( Where is DA? It's kinda weird you speaking for her, puts me in mind of a pretty puppet on a string ))

I tell Tired that he has missed all sorts of mischief and he buys me a hooker and tells me to shut up

I get up and go to the bar, and ask for a shot of cherry rum.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I get up and go to the bar, and ask for a shot of cherry rum. The Barman says..."strange choice for a 13 year old"

I reply 'Shut up and get my drink, old man'

Originally posted by Syren
(( Where is DA? It's kinda weird you speaking for her, puts me in mind of a pretty puppet on a string )) We'd be inseperable, durh.

I am the puppet, trust me.

Originally posted by Syren
(( Where is DA? It's kinda weird you speaking for her, puts me in mind of a pretty puppet on a string ))
Yeah folks, let's not bring people into this who haven't actually joined for themselves. RJ, I'm giving you a temp ban warning!Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I tell Tired that he has missed all sorts of mischief and he buys me a hooker and tells me to shut up
I tell Scarlet to shut up and I watch as he does all sorts of things to his hooker. He gives her a back rub, makes her clean the limousine's windows, and then forces her to change the oil and add fresh brake fluid.

When Scarlet is done, I tell the driver, Eddie, to take us somewhere where we can buy some weapons.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah folks, let's not bring people into this who haven't actually joined for themselves. RJ, I'm giving you a temp ban warning!
I tell Scarlet to shut up and I watch as he does all sorts of things to his hooker. He gives her a back rub, makes her clean the limousine's windows, and then forces her to change the oil and add fresh brake fluid.

When Scarlet is done, I tell the driver, Eddie, to take us somewhere where we can buy some weapons.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah folks, let's not bring people into this who haven't actually joined for themselves. RJ, I'm giving you a temp ban warning!
Fine, I'll just leave her in the car then.

I get my drink and take a shot, and ask for more.

Grabs Leo and gets jiggy with it.

Pinches RJ's ass. He turns around and gives me a very gay look. shock

Betch slaps Mattie and asks for more.

I recruit BackFire to come to the Penthouse suite and anally molest you.

I run away holding my poop chute saying "thats my nono naughty special place!!!"

I hand RJ a bottle of Seagram's Gin trying to shed all of his sexual inhibitions.

I wait for DA and Leo to come rescue me. haermm

I 'rescue' RJ mmm

Whee!! Clings to Syren as she swings away on a jungle vine wearing her Jane of the jungle bikini.

I laugh my ass off

Its Jungle Jane!!! Jane, Jane, Jane of the jungle, sweet as she can be.....hey thats your boobie!!!

I drop that rude ass dog sneaky2

Originally posted by Syren
I drop that rude ass dog sneaky2 Hey, YOU are the one who poked me with your boob. You big old boob poker.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hey, YOU are the one who poked me with your boob. You big old boob poker.

I think you'll find that you crossed the boundaries, mister. You're the big old boob poker mhm

Originally posted by Syren
I think you'll find that you crossed the boundaries, mister. You're the big old boob poker mhm

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg183/jedibeastie/yyy.jpg

Ha, you look stoned

It was 5 am and I was BORED.

Do you ever sleep? oh

Graveyard shift, silly.

Scarlet and I are cruising in the stretched Hummer and we see RJ falling from the sky with Syren swinging above him. I open the sunroof and RJ falls into the seat next to us where we have a shot of whisky and a Corona chaser ready for him.

Syren lands on the hood of the Hummer. Eddie yells "What the hell is this." We await Syren's next move. Does she come in peace? Will she hang with us, have drinks, go to North Las Vegas and buy weapons with us? Or will she unload her wrathful vengeance upon us with her super powers?