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With all this Eminem talk going around KMC Forums, I've thought of a new thread. I don't mean this to be 'too' sick and twisted, so picture this.

I'm driving down a nice country road on a sunny day. All of a sudden, !!WHAM!!, !!THUMP!!, !!GORSH & SPLURT!!! I turn around to see what I hit, but can't get a visual. In a panic, I open the car door and run to the rear, tears streaming down my face, praying with all my strength that I didn't hurt anybody seriously. All of a sudden I see the brutally disfigured lump laying on the hot asphalt. The tears dry from my face and remorse clears the way for a remembered appointment at the barber. I get back in my car and drive away, thinking maybe I should drop by the car wash before my appointment.

The person I hit is:

Eminem. mwa,hahaha!

next...

Britney Spears, I would back up and run over here one more tim

I have a few people...but I can't say..it's not nice.

There's a couple of people who'd get run over in my office if I get the chance.

hahaha, you cried! haha!

Oasis!

yeah them too among others like George W Bush

yeah..britney and Aguilera are in the top of the list....well...there would be tex's faivourite next. There alre some local artists and the rst...it's confidential.

julia 'horse face' roberts, eminem, jennifer lopez, any canadian.

disagree there

what is this thing aboot the canadians BF

I knew I wouldn't have to say a word about Dubbya!

i was kidding about the canadians silly goose

just remembered a good one...Tom Green

silly goose or canadian geese

pick one.

Canadians??

Britney Spears, haha! "hit me baby one more time"

ok this is so wrong.

I don't have anything against Canadians.. that's like having something against fuzzy bunnies.

you dont have anything against fuzzy bunnies?????????????

Dick Cheney

Yassir Arafath and Sharon

I'd run over Scott Stapp...the singer from Creed. I hate that guy.

I'd say Jordan (hussy), except for the fact that it would leave her baby without a mother. Although he might be better off.....

Osama Bin Laden
Yasir Arafat
Saddam Hussein
I would enjoy seeing them been run over.....!

well eminem and britney are the celebs I'd take out
other famous ppl all the leaders of the KKK dont know them personal but I'd like to drive a big truck into one of the top meetings of the KKK

and on a personal note the fathers from a few of my friends

Bin Laden. I'm an american, what else would you expect ?

Garth Brooks. What a total dick.

OJ Simpson. Complete liar.

Charles Manson. How the hell did he get out ?

And that guy on those cellular phone commercials that keeps saying, "Can you hear me now ? Good."

He's the next one against the wall when the revolution comes.

And when it comes.

first person what so ever tryui

j.lo

Thomas, you forgot all of the other "America's Most Wanted" morons.

But it feels so good.

Michael Jackson
Graham Norton
Ian Rush

ok so Thomas will run over you too Rex.

Tony Blair

I'd be most satisfied if I managed to bump into both Dick Cheney and George W Bush at the same time of course

Kjell Magne Bondevik and his hag Valgerd Svarstad Haugland

Australian cricketers.

that aint a game

I'd feel obligated to stop and help anyone who I accidentally ran over...however I'd probably be in such a panic that I'd hit the gas petal and never look back to see who I hit

i like the way you think... let's drive over'em at the same time..twice

Heidi Hauge, a norwegian **** up of an country artist....!!!
and Valgerd Svarstad Haugland...I would even put the car in reverse and role over them twice!


I forgot, Dr. Death, bin Ladens right hand...and I would not mind taking down a couple of ladens sons as well!hahahaha

BILL Clinton

Heidi Hauge what the hell have she done wrong

she might love country music and dream of Nashville

BILL CLINTON!

Anyone who sings Country and Western

oh and Morris Dancers, And Kids who insist on wearing solely Tracksuits and being hideously annoying, racists, bigots and people who smell peculiar

So you dont like The Eagles then

why are you so hellbent on hitting clinton, phin?

garth brooks!

Phin is a Republican.

my condolences

It's not a disease!

not far from it

Oooo....Thomas H hates Garth Brooks too. Lovely.

Zereil, I know what you mean about people who smell peculiar. I live in the countryside and you wouldn't believe how some of these farm folk smell when they come into the local stores. *passes out just thinking about it*

Oh no......poor mah.

yeah......

Grover probably smells like blue fur.

grover smells knowledge and beauty and so do I!

who the hell is groover!?

Grover is mah's avatar ! He's a Sesame Street character.

yes, everyone should know!

not really Mah

but grover is such a loveable character

yeah so why do you have him???