The '1 + 1 = 0' Game
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Zeitgeist
So, I'm bored.
The point of the game is to amalgamate any two/group of characters to come up with a product greatly inferior to the sum of its parts.
I'll start.
Human Torch/Banshee with a symbiote.
Symmetric Chaos
KryptoniteMan + Superman
Newjak
Hydro Man + Sandman
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Newjak
Hydro Man + Sandman
That happened. They got more powerful.
TrollDog
Sandman+human torch=glassman?
Newjak
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
That happened. They got more powerful. I know but logically they should be inferior and I'm sticking to it
Seriously Sandman gets beat by Water all the time
Symmetric Chaos
Eclipso + Apollo
Zeitgeist
Squirrel Girl + Rhino
Grinning Goku
Batman + Anyone else
Newjak
Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Squirrel Girl + Rhino I don't know if that is inferior.
Having two people such as these that exist on the opposite ends of the Jobber Spectrum, one that always wins and one that never wins, could cause a paradox and tear the very fabric of reality apart. hmm
Endless Mike
Poison Ivy + Alan Scott
DigiMark007
Alan Scott + Woodgod
???
DigiMark007
Also, this should maybe be moved. It's not really vs. and I wouldn't mind having it in my forum rather than getting buried here.
Soljer
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Also, this should maybe be moved. It's not really vs. and I wouldn't mind having it in my forum rather than getting buried here.
Digi just wants all the fun threads for himself.
Evangel94
Daredevil
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daredevil_%28Marvel_Comics%29
plus
Echo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echo_(comics)
DigiMark007
Originally posted by Soljer
Digi just wants all the fun threads for himself.
Yes. Yes I do.
Not coincidentally, none of them are vs. threads. Coincidence? I think not.
shifty
Soljer
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Yes. Yes I do.
Not coincidentally, none of them are vs. threads. Coincidence? I think not.
shifty
I really want to make some snide, sarcastic remark about you using 'coincidence' twice back to back....
But I don't think there's much I could do to make it any better at this point....
DigiMark007
Totally unintentional. I'm ashamed.
Anyway, I don't want this thread to suck from spam when I inherit it:
Blob + Metabolism Man? No, he doesn't exist.
Spider-Man + Blob. He'd try to dodge crap and get stuck to any surface he touched. And he'd be fat.
Soljer
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Totally unintentional. I'm ashamed.
Anyway, I don't want this thread to suck from spam when I inherit it:
Blob + Metabolism Man? No, he doesn't exist.
Spider-Man + Blob. He'd try to dodge crap and get stuck to any surface he touched. And he'd be fat.
Isn't the Blob unnaturally quick for someone of his size? Wouldn't Spiderman's powers, therefore, make him just as unnaturally quick as (or, at least, close to) Peter?
Badabing
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Also, this should maybe be moved. It's not really vs. and I wouldn't mind having it in my forum rather than getting buried here. The thread stays here! durfist
Hydro Man + Human Torch
The Atom + Giganta
Zeitgeist
It's funny to think of Blob sticking to every wall he hit though.
Bizarro and Zatanna.
Zeitgeist
Thread moving bastards...
Badabing
Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Thread moving bastards... biscuits
Wolverine + Robin
DigiMark007
Originally posted by Soljer
Isn't the Blob unnaturally quick for someone of his size? Wouldn't Spiderman's powers, therefore, make him just as unnaturally quick as (or, at least, close to) Peter?
Not a clue. I stay away from the muties when possible, so I know next to nothing about them. Pete once punked his ass though, so Blob's an ok addition to Marvel in my book.

Soljer
Originally posted by Badabing
biscuits
Wolverine + Robin
While a humorous thought, I don't see how the whole amalgamation is inferior to the sum of its parts.
Kryptonite Man and Superman is clearly worthless.
Robin with enhanced senses, speed, skill, strength, unbreakable skeleton, healing factor, claws, et cetera?
While it is, again, a humorous thought and interesting visual, it is most certainly not worthless.
Soljer
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Not a clue. I stay away from the muties when possible, so I know next to nothing about them. Pete once punked his ass though, so Blob's an ok addition to Marvel in my book.
Hahaha...
I love your criteria for a 'good character.'
"Anyone that Spiderman beats."

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DigiMark007
Originally posted by Soljer
Hahaha...
I love your criteria for a 'good character.'
"Anyone that Spiderman beats."

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Pretty much.
Firelord = Awesomeist. Herald. Ever.
awesome
Starscream M
Magneto and Colossus
Mr. Slippyfist
Originally posted by Starscream M
Magneto and Colossus Which would work magnificently.
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Martian Manhunter + Rhino = Apocalypse
Zeitgeist
Originally posted by Starscream M
Magneto and Colossus Magneto with Cl. 100 strength?
Doesn't seem like that much of a drop to me.
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Martian Manhunter and Holocaust
Mr. Slippyfist
Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Magneto with Cl. 100 strength?
Doesn't seem like that much of a drop to me.
And the ability to heal any damage done to his body... etc.
Zeitgeist
Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
And the ability to heal any damage done to his body... etc. And the brilliant applications of being his own fastball special.
Starscream M
I pictured Magneto being contorted into a pretzel when he decides to use his magnetic powers.
Mr. Slippyfist
Originally posted by Zeitgeist
And the brilliant applications of being his own fastball special. Ya.
He could also shapeshift, me thinks.
Originally posted by Starscream M
I pictured Magneto being contorted into a pretzel when he decides to use his magnetic powers. It's a good thing Magneto knows how to control his power then...
Otherwise his suit would crush his overly built body.
Starscream M
Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Otherwise his suit would crush his overly built body. since when did Magneto wear a metal suit?
Mr. Slippyfist
Originally posted by Starscream M
since when did Magneto wear a metal suit?
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1381/thoughtel0.th.jpg
psycho gundam
bullseye + armless tigerman
Soljer
Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Magneto with Cl. 100 strength?
Doesn't seem like that much of a drop to me.
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Martian Manhunter and Holocaust
That should have been a no-duh.
J'onn and the Human Torch.
grey fox
Originally posted by psycho gundam
bullseye + armless tigerman
He'd throw stuff with his feet.
Karate Kid + Black Racer
Doctor-Alvis
Daredevil + Morph
Newjak
Originally posted by superchron
Oracle + Risk
Namor + Human Torch
llagrok
Fever Pitch + Iceman = wutlulz?
Fantomex + Punisher = Selfsurgeryman?
Mercury + Colossus = ?
Dr.Light + Sue Dibny = XXX?
Doc. Savage
Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Which would work magnificently.
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Martian Manhunter + Rhino = Apocalypse

Doc. Savage
Originally posted by superchron
Oracle + Risk

llagrok
Couldn't Oracle and Risk result in a completely normal person?
jinzin
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Yes. Yes I do.
Not coincidentally, none of them are vs. threads. Coincidence? I think not.
shifty
Allow myself to introduce....... myself.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by llagrok
Couldn't Oracle and Risk result in a completely normal person?
No. He has enhanced muscles but she doesn't have a way to send messages to them.
NiņoAraņa
Mxy + Batmite
Void + Sentry
Spider-Man + Ant-Man (no giant-man powers)
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Endless Mike
Arms-fall-off-boy + Iron Fist
Doctor-Alvis
Cannonball + Hydroman = Heavy Rain
Apolloknight
Originally posted by Doctor-Alvis
Daredevil + Morph
Out of all these I laughed the hardest when I read this.
Zeitgeist
Banshee/Siryn + Black Bolt
Zeitgeist
Black Bolt + Zatanna
Black Bolt + Nico Minoru
Black Bolt + Billy Batson
DigiMark007
Originally posted by jinzin
Allow myself to introduce....... myself.

Bentley
Charles Xavier + Mindless Hulk
Mr. Slippyfist
Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Black Bolt + Zatanna
Black Bolt + Nico Minoru
Black Bolt + Billy Batson It wouldn't be a minus for the character though... 'cause they would only be using those powers against bad guys me thinks...
But ya, the first one being a hermaphrodite is a bad thing.
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
It wouldn't be a minus for the character though... 'cause they would only be using those powers against bad guys me thinks...
Billy usually yells Shazam within a few miles of innocent people.
Galan007
Flash + Prof. X's lower half. none
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Galan007
Flash + Prof. X's lower half. none
He makes another reinforced SpeedSuit and runs anyway.
Soljer
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Billy usually yells Shazam within a few miles of innocent people.
Billy IS Shazam currently. And Freddy doesn't have to say the word to transform.
NiņoAraņa
Originally posted by Soljer
Billy IS Shazam currently. And Freddy doesn't have to say the word to transform. party pooper.

Zeitgeist
Originally posted by Soljer
Billy IS Shazam currently. And Freddy doesn't have to say the word to transform. And Zatanna doesn't technically need to speak to cast spells.
Yada yada.
psycho gundam
batman + the joker = ???
Scoobless
Dracula + Apollo
grey fox
Unus the Untouchable + Nitro
Zeitgeist
Dust + Captain Atom (I think... mmm)
Doctor-Alvis
Gambit + Kitty Pryde
ragesRemorse
cyclops+havoc
Doctor-Alvis
Xavier + Deadpool
Zeitgeist
Deadpool + Penance
Scoobless
Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Deadpool + Penance
Originally posted by Doctor-Alvis
Xavier + Deadpool
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
cyclops+havoc
Originally posted by Doctor-Alvis
Gambit + Kitty Pryde
These would all be more powerful than the originals.
Raoul
cyclops and daredevil...
Soljer
Originally posted by Raoul
cyclops and daredevil...
Mattclops wouldn't be able to see, but he'd still be able to open his blind eyes to fire optic blasts.
And with Cydevil's radar sense and impeccable aim, he'd be a powerhouse with such an ability.
Soljer
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
cyclops+havoc
Their powers don't affect one another, but do you really think they'd....cancel each other out or something? A Havok/Cyke amalgam would be quite powerful.
Soljer
Originally posted by Zeitgeist
Deadpool + Penance
Deadpool feels pain, he just doesn't have to deal with the longterm effects of it - such as the loss of life or limb.
Robbie's powers are amplified by pain, which he often self-inflicts.
Robbie'd be able to inflict twenty times the pain if he knew for a fact that anything he did would instantly heal itself. He could start chopping off fingers and toes without any worry.
Raoul
Originally posted by Soljer
Mattclops wouldn't be able to see, but he'd still be able to open his blind eyes to fire optic blasts.
And with Cydevil's radar sense and impeccable aim, he'd be a powerhouse with such an ability.
his aim as scott is so good because of his insane nack for geometry... i don't know if it would be as good without his eyes, though maybe his other senses would take over, i dunno...
Soljer
Originally posted by Raoul
his aim as scott is so good because of his insane nack for geometry... i don't know if it would be as good without his eyes, though maybe his other senses would take over, i dunno...
Daredevil can aim a baton throw to ricochet off of a dozen things, stop a bullet in mid air, sink every solid colored pool ball on a table, ricochet again, knock out seven men, and then sink the eight ball.
And then fly back into Matt's hand.
I imagine he'd be able to aim his eyes in the right direction to replicate any of scott's feats and more.
Raoul
Originally posted by Soljer
Daredevil can aim a baton throw to ricochet off of a dozen things, stop a bullet in mid air, sink every solid colored pool ball on a table, ricochet again, knock out seven men, and then sink the eight ball.
And then fly back into Matt's hand.
I imagine he'd be able to aim his eyes in the right direction to replicate any of scott's feats and more.
dammit. this is what happens when i dont think before talking...
Zeitgeist
Originally posted by Soljer
Deadpool feels pain Does he?
He didn't feel his fingers getting chopped off...
EDIT: Also, I was going to suggest Daredevil/Cyke, before I realized.
So I settled to think of someone without eyes.
Then I got bored and left.
Badabing
Savage Hulk + Dove?
Entity
Ironfist + The Witchblade
Doomsday + Mr. Immortal
SevenShackles
kitty pride + Ironman ?
razorfist + Shocker
Razorfist + Spiderman
luke cage + Nico Minoru
razorfist + greenarrow
banshee + Daredevil
taskmaster + Dr.midnite
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/3/3b/Razorfist_001.jpg/200px-Razorfist_001.jpg hummm he can screw up alot of people?
HueyFreeman
Cyber and Omega red. Imagine doubling their issues with carbonadium. They couldn't fight a battle without a tank of c4 on their back.
Doctor-Alvis
Originally posted by Scoobless
These would all be more powerful than the originals.
Really? Insanity and low control + high level telepathy? Gambit's inability to shut off his powers + phasing?
Scoobless
Firstly, Deadpool's not actually crazy. Secondly, Xavier with high level healing factor is more powerful than regular Xavier.
Gambit can't turn off his powers? since when? (not that I've read much with him in it for a while)
Point is you seem to only be taking the negative qualities ... Kitty Pryde with the ability to blow stuff up is clearly more powerful than regular Kitty or regular Gambit.
Doctor-Alvis
Originally posted by Scoobless
Firstly, Deadpool's not actually crazy. Secondly, Xavier with high level healing factor is more powerful than regular Xavier.
Gambit can't turn off his powers? since when? (not that I've read much with him in it for a while)
Point is you seem to only be taking the negative qualities ... Kitty Pryde with the ability to blow stuff up is clearly more powerful than regular Kitty or regular Gambit.
The negative is the entire point. If you just take the positives you'd have stuff like symbiotes who are immune to fire or Xavier with super strength.
It's not one character with the others powers, it's a new one with both. It's a focused mind tainted by a childish doofus and a character who's powers I thought were always uncontrollably active who now can't breathe or touch anything. I actually don't know about the Gambit thing. It might of been from the old cartoon. And I don't find him nearly interesting enough to go look it up.
Scoobless
Nah, that's being too selective. I see the point as being one characters powers working against the others without having to pick which traits you do or don't want to use:
Apollo + Dracula = weak in the dark and dead in the light.
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