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BOO BEE awesome

Originally posted by Mairuzu
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BOO BEE awesome






It's funny cause it's not

awesome














oh.... **** you

true

That joke was cutting edge.

awesome im funny

ermjuggler

Shit.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
awesome im funny

For a Nazgul, yeah you are a bit funny, I'll give you that.

awesome

Where is Naz? hmm

Not here

Originally posted by McLovin
Shit. more chuck norris jokes now

cause he can?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
cause he can?

Nope.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Why did Chuck Norris beat up the space shuttle? awehuh

I honestly don't know the answer to the joke. I only made up the first part. I haven't come up with an answer though. Maybe you guys can help me?

its so bad....it's bad.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Why did Chuck Norris beat up the space shuttle? cause he can.

"Why the hell not?"

Chuck Norris can do whatever the hell he wants.

nah

Yeah, that was lame. How about .. . because he hates spaceships?

Okay, I got it!

Q: Why did Chuck Norris beat up the space shuttle?

A: Because he can!

I'm a genius.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, that was lame. How about .. . because he hates spaceships?





Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris went to Burgerking and asked for a Big Mac, he got one!

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Thats my chuck fact

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed



Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris went to Burgerking and asked for a Big Mac, he got one!



Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the Earth down.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=


Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the Earth down. I said that already

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris thread No. 2000

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Chuck Norris thread No. 2000


This isn't a Chuck thread... it just so happened to go off topic in a Chuckish way...as will everything eventually.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

This is what chuck would want.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
This is what chuck would want. and what Chuck want's, Chuck gets...Jesus found out the hard way.

When Chuck Norris was asked if he had to choose between Blue-ray or HDDVD, he beat up the space shuttle!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
When Chuck Norris was asked if he had to choose between Blue-ray or HDDVD, he beat up the space shuttle!

Boo.

Chuck Norris doesn't shop at 7-11, he shops at 7-12.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

The first scene in Saving Private Ryan is based on a dodge ball game that Chuck played in kindergarten.

Chuck Norris doesn't get jokes, he beats up the space shuttle at 7-12.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Chuck Norris doesn't get jokes, he beats up the space shuttle at 7-12.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.


Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.


In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

heard most of those already

Well sue me.

CHUCK PWNS!

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
i thought only chuck norris could injure chuck norris

a chuck paradox shock

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i thought only chuck norris could injure chuck norris

very true

Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris once shot down a Boeing 747 by pointing his finger and yelling "BANG"

Chuck Norris once went skydiving without a parachute. When he hit the ground, he didn't die. The ground did.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving without a parachute. He vowed never to do it again... he said that one Grand Canyon was enough.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5743/beeeeesal2.jpg

Originally posted by Mairuzu
i thought only chuck norris could injure chuck norris

He requested a handgun and did it himself.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
He requested a handgun and did it himself.

He is so awesome he can make the gun powerful enough to break his skin.





Kids wear Superman pyjamas...Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.

Damn right, only he could ever hurt himself, even then it is only a scratch.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Damn right, only he could ever hurt himself, even then it is only a scratch.

yeah


Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
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BOO BEE awesome






aww you're so cute

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
aww you're so cute


Appreciate Chuck or leave


just kidding dear

BEES!!!

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Appreciate Chuck or leave


just kidding dear

you'd better be! 131fist

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
you'd better be! 131fist

BEES!

awesome

Originally posted by Mairuzu
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BOO BEE awesome




Your sense of humor makes me cry. cry

Originally posted by Mairuzu
awesome
crylaugh That made me lol though.

awesome

??

Originally posted by Mairuzu
awesome

??
NO

sadwalk

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
aww you're so cute i lufs it when you feeds my ego awesome

Originally posted by Mairuzu
sadwalk
No pouty faces, ma'am. You're mean to me ALL teh thyme.

uhuh

Shot down. haermm

in the prime of life

so.. where did all the chuck norris jokes go?

Originally posted by McLovin
Shit.

crackers