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...,cuz im just that smart.



What do you avoid doing because you're just that smart?

not breathing.

cool Idolize Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
cool Idolize Chuck Norris.

incase he roundhouse kicks you ?

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
cool Idolize Chuck Norris.

that's kind of dumb. there is no good reason to not idolize chuck Norris, unless you are already busy idolizing gary busy.

i dont eat tums when drinking soda cuz im just that smart

I don't get too close to people's ears with the airhorn when I'm out airhorning the town with my friends. ..cause I'm that smart.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I don't get too close to people's ears with the airhorn when I'm out airhorning the town with my friends. ..cause I'm that smart.




you're like the most compassionate humanitarian on these boards.

I don't fart when there is poop about to come out...especially when I am at work.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't fart when there is poop about to come out...especially when I am at work.

So, you keep your mouth closed?

Good job.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse


you're like the most compassionate humanitarian on these boards.
Thanks, I try!
Originally posted by dadudemon
I don't fart when there is poop about to come out...especially when I am at work.

crylaugh Honey, I find that hard to believe because sometimes there are times when you don't know you have to shit until you fart and then you're like "Damn, almost shat myself!"

I don't use a light sabre to cut my toenails.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
crylaugh Honey, I find that hard to believe because sometimes there are times when you don't know you have to shit until you fart and then you're like "Damn, almost shat myself!" Hence the classic bathroom poem . . . .'Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart, but shit my pants.'

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Hence the classic bathroom poem . . . .'Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart, but shit my pants.'
Profiled.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Profiled.

w00t

I don't don't do meth, cause I'm just that smart.

I dont start a liberation movement in a prison with nothing but a spork and some wool trousers...

no butt-****s on a friday night...

I dont set things on fire, cause I'm just that smart.

Smoke, drink, Spam in the 1,000,000th post thread, etc

Subscribe to any form of religion.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
...,cuz im just that smart.



What do you avoid doing because you're just that smart?

Usually any thread by you but I'm ****ed up.

I don't start studying until late at night for my Differential Equations Final which I really need to pass... because I'm just that smart (?).

Originally posted by McLovin
Usually any thread by you but I'm ****ed up.

awww, boy just got burned, hey ...,WAIT JUST A GOD DAMN MINUTE NOW!!, were you making fun of me?

or were you just coming on to me?

Originally posted by AngryManatee
I don't start studying until late at night for my Differential Equations Final which I really need to pass... because I'm just that smart (?).


oh brother, your life sucks tomorrow. Just tell your professor that you are not ready because you were up all night teaching apples and oranges to high school dropouts, drug addicts, pedophiles, borderline genius narcissists, serial killers, poets, budding writers, stupid fanboys and all the rest at KMC. Tell him you got caught up heated argument over some inane topic which was never resolved. If he doesn't give you special treatment, just tell him you have a gun and reassure him that it is loaded, then ask him if he would like to see one of the bullets. I bet you will a lot of free time to study after that.