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I bought it from this guy!



http://72.25.124.119/pimp.jpg

For guess how much?

$20.00!!!!!! I was going to use that money to pay for my cell phone service but I couldn't pass on this deal!

what a fineway to spend $20.00

Where's Al Sharpton when you need him?

Damn, the same guy offered to sell me a bridge for twenty bucks, and I thought he was joking.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I bought it from this guy!



http://72.25.124.119/pimp.jpg

For guess how much?

$20.00!!!!!! I was going to use that money to pay for my cell phone service but I couldn't pass on this deal!


I saw that skit on MadTV today....

I own the Bridge!

I own the Bridge!

LALALALALA....you guys don't!

I own the Bridge! LALALA....

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I own the Bridge!

I own the Bridge!

LALALALALA....you guys don't!

I own the Bridge! LALALA....

*urinates all over it and sexes up some random chick underneath it*

WD hanging out with Bishop Magic Don Juan

Mad props, friend

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
*urinates all over it and sexes up some random chick underneath it*

You must have drank a LOT of water to urinate all over that huge structure.

mmm

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I own the Bridge!

I own the Bridge!

LALALALALA....you guys don't!

I own the Bridge! LALALA....
Oh yeah???? Well I own Jurassic Park, ho!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
You must have drank a LOT of water to urinate all over that huge structure.

mmm

I was drunk.drinking beer...when you break the seal, you just can't stop

Break the seal on what? A singular bottle or can of beer?

Damn, Chill.

Hahah.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Oh yeah???? Well I own Jurassic Park, ho!

Didn't they go out of business in the 90s?

Ha! You got tricked!

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Break the seal on what? A singular bottle or can of beer?

the metaphorical seal on my penis, like once you go peepee you can't stop DAMN BEER!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Didn't they go out of business in the 90s?

Ha! You got tricked!
Yes, but I opened it back up. awesome

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I bought it from this guy!



http://72.25.124.119/pimp.jpg

For guess how much?

$20.00!!!!!! I was going to use that money to pay for my cell phone service but I couldn't pass on this deal!



Charge a toll. shock

Can't seen to get these damn cars off my bridge! Damn!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Can't seen to get these damn cars off my bridge! Damn! Originally posted by Phucked Up
Charge a toll. shock

put up a gate to keep them off

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Can't seen to get these damn cars off my bridge! Damn!
Stop them and tell them Bardock's naked on the other end of the bridge.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Charge a toll. shock

You mean like making money? hmm

Maybe I can get my twenty back and more. Good idea.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
You mean like making money? hmm

Maybe I can get my twenty back and more. Good idea.

dur

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Stop them and tell them Bardock's naked on the other end of the bridge.

Not bad....but I like the idea of a toll now....so...nah!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Not bad....but I like the idea of a toll now....so...nah!
Ass face. cry

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I own the Bridge!

I own the Bridge!

LALALALALA....you guys don't!

I own the Bridge! LALALA....



How much do I have to pay to cross the bridge..

$20.00

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
$20.00
crylaugh

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
crylaugh

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
$20.00


Thats my lap dance money

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Thats my lap dance money


that sucks, guess you won't be crossing his bridge

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Thats my lap dance money

What's more important? Getting across the bridge to go to the strip club or having lapdance money, but no lapdance?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
that sucks, guess you won't be crossing his bridge


I can always hide in someones trunk and then cross







Both

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I can always hide in someones trunk and then cross




Yeah, but you have to pay them $20 to hide in their trunk. sly

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I can always hide in someones trunk and then cross




you can hide in my trunk

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
you can hide in my trunk



Thank you I will

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Thank you I will


it's the orange car!!

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
it's the orange car!!



Thats a ok color for a car

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Thats a ok color for a car

I like it, well it is more of a metallic orange, kinda looks glittery

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I like it, well it is more of a metallic orange, kinda looks glittery


I guess I can wear matching colors to fit in the trunk

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I guess I can wear matching colors to fit in the trunk



now you can have both your lap dance money and get across the bridge

Strip clubswoot

Originally posted by guy222
Strip clubswoot

Might trade my bridge for a strip club. mmm

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I own the Bridge!

I own the Bridge!

LALALALALA....you guys don't!

I own the Bridge! LALALA.... CLOVERFIELD ILL BREAK IT DOWN WITH ITS TAIL

Originally posted by Mairuzu
CLOVERFIELD ILL BREAK IT DOWN WITH ITS TAIL

Oh yeah?

I'm gonna hire King Kong to watch the bridge.

Take that!

Cloverfield is bigger than king kong

he got defeated by airplanes... from the 50's or so..

cloverfield got "hammered down" and lived! ha-son

YOU LOSE

you'll stand a better chance if you had godzilla

or mighty mouse

Okay, you might be right....

I'll go see if the Power Rangers are available.


....



lame...I know.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I bought it from this guy!



http://72.25.124.119/pimp.jpg

For guess how much?

$20.00!!!!!! I was going to use that money to pay for my cell phone service but I couldn't pass on this deal!



lol

Originally posted by gefallen_engel


now you can have both your lap dance money and get across the bridge


Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Might trade my bridge for a strip club. mmm


Perhaps, put the bridge over the strip club..

hysterical

I'll provide the strippers

Originally posted by guy222
I'll provide the strippers



I'll be the bouncer

I will be the bartnder

I'll be the random dude that sits in the corner of the bar. awesome

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I will be the bartnder


I want my drinks free



Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'll be the random dude that sits in the corner of the bar. awesome



You still have to buy a lap dance for me though.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I want my drinks free







You still have to buy a lap dance for me though.




we can work something out!

I'll think about it.

Yes we can


Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'll think about it.



Don't take too long, the club closes at 2 a.m.

I get the most danceswoot

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Yes we can






Don't take too long, the club closes at 2 a.m.
2 A.M? What the hell?

this strip club allows 16 year olds right?

it should stay open later

Everyone can join me for after hours

ok, I will be there


only if you behave walshy, you can come

Club stays open later...After hours...its on

*buys fake I.D* 131

Originally posted by guy222
Club stays open later...After hours...its on


Too many girls for me. I'll make the time

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Wrong I do..






Most strip clubs close at 2 a.m, but this one here can be open until 4 a.m.








Use a fake I.D.
You would know?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You would know?


I've been. You can come with me the next time I go.

Dancers working at the toll booth. mmm

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Dancers working at the toll booth. mmm


What will the charge be?

I'll do it as long as I can dance to "Lollipop" by Lil' Wayne while I'm "doin'" ya.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'll do it as long as I can dance to "Lollipop" by Lil' Wayne while I'm "doin'" ya.

I bumped and grinded to that todayawesome

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'll do it as long as I can dance to "Lollipop" by Lil' Wayne while I'm "doin'" ya.


Cool. I'll get my money ready

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I bumped and grinded to that todayawesome
I will be at my boyfriend's Prom. dd
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Cool. I'll get my money ready
You better not jip me out of any money either, I'll stomp my boot in your ass. And I know you've ALL seen my boots.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I will be at my boyfriend's Prom. dd

You better not jip me out of any money either, I'll stomp my boot in your ass. And I know you've ALL seen my boots.

Get it Kellyawesome

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Get it Kellyawesome
Okies.

dance

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Okies.

dance

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly get it!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly get it!
crylaugh

Don't cream your pants, I've only been dancing 34 seconds!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
crylaugh

Don't cream your pants, I've only been dancing 34 seconds!



34 seconds is enough time to tear up the dance floorawesome

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
34 seconds is enough time to tear up the dance floorawesome
I'll tear........nevermind.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'll tear........nevermind.

haermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I will be at my boyfriend's Prom. dd

You better not jip me out of any money either, I'll stomp my boot in your ass. And I know you've ALL seen my boots.




I'll give you the right amount Kels. In fact, afterward I'll give u more money for the great dance

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
haermm
hug?
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I'll give you the right amount Kels. In fact, afterward I'll give u more money for the great dance
Sounds like a plan to me!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
hug?

Sounds like a plan to me!

hug

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
hug?

Sounds like a plan to me!


hug How much extra do you want. I'll bring a lot of money

I want strippers.

Agreed

I know many from my strip club days

Hollywood rules. The one with the bed was awesome

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I want strippers.

I can supply some for a fee.

how much??

any gal can work the pole

No experience require....just dance!

o rly?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
hug How much extra do you want. I'll bring a lot of money
A billion dollaz.

u can be a dancer, kelly

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
how much??


I can supply them for at least $1000 a girl..


Originally posted by guy222
any gal can work the pole


Yes they can

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
No experience require....just dance!





Since I'm giving you that much, I'm expecting one helluva lapdance.

Originally posted by guy222
u can be a dancer, kelly
I already have similar plans for my early 20's. I just have not shared them with anyone but my boyfriend.
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I can supply them for at least $1000 a girl..





Yes they can







Since I'm giving you that much, I'm expecting one helluva lapdance.
Oh it will be baby...

sounds like a winner, kind lady

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I already have similar plans for my early 20's. I just have not shared them with anyone but my boyfriend.

Oh it will be baby...


Look forward to it.

We need a DJ for the dancers. ermm

this thread isn't dead??? ha-son

NU-UH!!!!!

This hasn't 404'd yet, haermm

Edit: Haermm, that was just asked, haermm haermm

When I looked at the forum page my brain mixed the names of the top two threads and it got "I just BOUGHT your pants!"

And I thought that was funny.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Look forward to it.
hanuts From the computer monitor.

I have slay another of many stupid looking Trolls.

The Dwarf delivers!

clappingyourock

which one wd

you weren't here this morning were you guy?

didn't sign on til 10...had some work to do

I see, we had a sock, he called me a whore too

that's very rude

who was it

can't remember his name, all his posts are gone

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
can't remember his name, all his posts are gone

Cpt. H Beef

He was a real ass hole. awesome

Originally posted by McLovin
Cpt. H Beef

He was a real ass hole. awesome

yes he was!!

no need for ppl to act so immature

true

Originally posted by guy222
no need for ppl to act so immature

he is back and worse than ever

Look forward to when that dumbass is banned.

and then he will return again this is the second time today

they really need to see a shrink...

nothing better to do than spam and pick fights for absolutely no reason

i am on another forum and they have software that once ur banned, that's it...quoting the admins..."I don't like socks"

he was banned again

woot

Chopped!

yourock

th_guy222

happywave

Har-har!

313

so, did you set up the toll booth yet?

happywave

hey, guy

starwars

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
so, did you set up the toll booth yet?


The prices should be reasonable. It should also be a two drink minimum..

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
The prices should be reasonable. It should also be a two drink minimum..

giggle00

true, very true

Some one should be a dj.

who did you have in mind?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
so, did you set up the toll booth yet?

Not yet...just been too lazy lately.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
who did you have in mind?


Anyone that can spin records and keep the music going all night

Pays well

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Not yet...just been too lazy lately.

it happens

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I bought it from this guy!



http://72.25.124.119/pimp.jpg

For guess how much?

$20.00!!!!!! I was going to use that money to pay for my cell phone service but I couldn't pass on this deal!




You may own the Brooklyn Bridge but I just bought NYC.

Wow! It's 1:08 am here in my neck of the woods.









I've never visited KMC so early in the morning.