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Well it's simple, really. Are you better at pleasuring yourself than another?

I give the best hand jobs.

I'd rather have some ass, though.

Originally posted by McLovin
I give the best hand jobs.

I'd rather have some ass, though.

Sup, bro?

I am better at pleasuring another.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku


Sup, bro?

Same old, man.

How are you?

Originally posted by McLovin
Same old, man.

How are you?

Right here, nucca. Trying to maintain. How's the family?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Right here, nucca. Trying to maintain. How's the family?

Bleeding me dry and driving me to drink.

The usual.

Originally posted by McLovin
Bleeding me dry and driving me to drink.

The usual.

Remind me to not get married. I've been up to some darkness, though. PM me. I don't use MSN anymore.

Masturbation.

im a pro at both

The trees dont seem to mind

I **** animals and trees.

My fingers are magical

I dunno actually, I am quite selfish in the heat of the moment
but I do finish her off at the end if she wishes ]

but I would have to say I am good at both, just depends what kind of mood I am in.

I'm a good f*ck.

Just don't slip in the shower when you're pounding me from behind...

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm a good f*ck.

Just don't slip in the shower when you're pounding me from behind...

*cough*


Anyways, I got quite a lot of practice at self love. So...yeah.

I can do both well but id have to say my specialty are the trees

Originally posted by Bardock42
*cough*


Anyways, I got quite a lot of practice at self love. So...yeah.
You're not supposed to cough until AFTER I get a good grab of your testicals, sir!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm a good f*ck.

Just don't slip in the shower when you're pounding me from behind...


*penis erects*


you PM me the rest

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You're not supposed to cough until AFTER I get a good grab of your testicals, sir!

Weird. I was just thinking that something must have prompted you saying that.

Made me chuckle a little.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
*penis erects*


you PM me the rest
awesome

I'm much better at pleasing myself. After all, who knows more than how to please yourself than you? Every time someone has given me a hand job, it's always been less than epic. If I masturbate, I can get the job done fairly quickly because I know how to do the job.

I'm pretty good at intercourse, though.

Being a virgin, I can really only answer one way.



The ASPCA is hunting me down. ermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
awesome


That's right...I went there

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
awesome "Oh!" face?

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm much better at pleasing myself. After all, who knows more than how to please yourself than you? Every time someone has given me a hand job, it's always been less than epic. If I masturbate, I can get the job done fairly quickly because I know how to do the job.

I'm pretty good at intercourse, though.


Yeah I hate it when girls give you a handjob/blow job

they always end up hurting me and I end up having to guide them through it

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
That's right...I went there
dd
Originally posted by *=DeathReaperr'
"Oh!" face?
No, that's the "I pooped on your pillow last night!" face.

i grazed my nob end in the dark and only noticed what a bloody mess i had after i came and switched on the lights. I thought i came blood!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
dd

No, that's the "I pooped on your pillow last night!" face. that was you? smelled like what my dog usually leaves on the lawn so i punished him with a shoe, youre a bad person hes only a little puppy

Originally posted by *=DeathReaperr'
that was you? smelled like what my dog usually leaves on the lawn so i punished him with a shoe, youre a bad person hes only a little puppy
Tell him/her I said I'm sowwy.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
dd

No, that's the "I pooped on your pillow last night!" face.


Oh you know how to make a guy cum

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Oh you know how to make a guy cum
I know, right?

reminds me of a german porno dontgetit

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Oh you know how to make a guy cum What happened to the PG-13 policy here hmm

From the experiences I've had, women just don't know how to give a good hand job. It feels like they're trying to yank the damn thing off!

That's why I stick with men awesome

Originally posted by Strangelove
What happened to the PG-13 policy here hmm


PG-13 is a myth

the only things ratings pay attention to now adays is boobs or no boobs

anything with boobs gets R automatically

Originally posted by Strangelove
That's why I stick with men awesome

The best BJ I ever got was from a guy.

Yes, yes. I've experimented and I'm not ashamed. Let the jokes fly.

Originally posted by Impediment
From the experiences I've had, women just don't know how to give a good hand job. It feels like they're trying to yank the damn thing off!


Amen to that brother...stupid girls...I wish I was Jangles sometimes


Originally posted by Impediment
The best BJ I ever got was from a guy.

Yes, yes. I've experimented and I'm not ashamed. Let the jokes fly.


Good for you mate, I don't see anything wrong with experimenting.

My mate who isn't even gay, tried to make a move one night when we were drunk in the same bed together, I felt sick though, dunno if it was the booze or the idea of it.

don't think I feel comfortable with it enough to experiment.

Originally posted by Impediment
The best BJ I ever got was from a guy.

Yes, yes. I've experimented and I'm not ashamed. Let the jokes fly.
Wow, that's hot!

Originally posted by Impediment
The best BJ I ever got was from a guy.

Yes, yes. I've experimented and I'm not ashamed. Let the jokes fly. What's Sunshine's opinion on that?

She was a little freaked the first time I told her.

Now, she just makes sure that she's my one and only.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Amen to that brother...stupid girls...I wish I was Jangles sometimes I like my new nickname awesome

"Jangles"?

Blame Liam ermm

Liam Neeson?

Originally posted by Impediment
Liam Neeson?

ScarletSpeed

Originally posted by Impediment
Liam Neeson?

I thought about saying that. Then chose not to, cause I was to lazy to type it out. Also cause I knew who he was talking about.

I knew who it was, assclowns.



(No, not really.)

Sorry. I still have that habit of referring to people by their real names.


Matt ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
I thought about saying that. Then chose not to, cause I was to lazy to type it out. Also cause I knew who he was talking about.

plus, poor Liam Neeson gets ther blame for everything, and it is about time the other Liam's in the world shared some of the blame.

Man was he shit in Star Wars.

I am assuming that was rhetorical?


awesome in Batman though

Originally posted by Strangelove
Man was he shit in Star Wars.

Agreed.

I'm good with myself

And I'm good with women

And... had no complaints from men. (But I'm lazy so i make them do the work lol )

I actually though Liam Neeson's performance (and Maul) were the only upsides in Episode 1.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I actually though Liam Neeson's performance (and Maul) were the only upsides in Episode 1.

Leave it to the new George Lucas to kill off the best characters in the first film, yet allow that Gungan penis head to live on. 1970's George Lucas would not have done that.

Honestly, I suck(no jokes) at masturbation. I have rough calluses on my hands from working out so I imagine it would feel like sand paper nowadays. Also, it just feels so much better when someone else is doing it...it might be a psychological thing...but it IS better when someone else is doing it.

I could go into great details about what I do for sex and you people could judge on whether or not I am good at it, but I figure it is too "graphic" to post on this message board. To sum up, its all about my partner when I have sex...my jollies just happen incidentally.


Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, that's the "I pooped on your pillow last night!" face.







....


man o man...you are wicked cool!


I love you.

Originally posted by dadudemon




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man o man...you are wicked cool!


I love you.

Lies, all lies.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I actually though Liam Neeson's performance (and Maul) were the only upsides in Episode 1. The battles were still pretty cool.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Honestly, I suck(no jokes) at masturbation. I have rough calluses on my hands from working out so I imagine it would feel like sand paper nowadays. ....

Ever heard of lube? KY perhaps? awesome

Originally posted by Bardock42
I actually though Liam Neeson's performance (and Maul) were the only upsides in Episode 1.

Agreed, though I never thought I'll find Liam Neeson in a Masturbation discussion

Anyways:I like to think I'm good at both, but I think the best judge will be the one on the receiving end, everyone's good at pleasuring themselves (you know what really tickles your fancy). But sex, you may think you're the best, but remember women are good at faking an orgasm

... can men fake an orgasm?

Both. I'm just that good. sly

Originally posted by S_D_J


Agreed, though I never thought I'll find Liam Neeson in a Masturbation discussion

Where better to talk about him?


Originally posted by S_D_J
... can men fake an orgasm?

And yeah, men can fake orgasms, though the ending is kinda definite, if you'd want to check whether an orgasm was fake afterwards there'd be telling signs.

im great at both

Originally posted by Leafpelt
im great at both

Mastubate me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Where better to talk about him?


Sexual Fantasies discussion? or Fetishes maybe?

Originally posted by Bardock42

And yeah, men can fake orgasms, though the ending is kinda definite, if you'd want to check whether an orgasm was fake afterwards there'd be telling signs.

that's my point, there's evidence after a male orgasm... and on topic, most men (if not all) tent to associate orgasm with good sex, so would a woman, or a homosexual, think she/he it's good at sex because they made their partner cum? (and vice versa) ....or are there other things involve?

well i would say pleasuring other cuz if your masturbate its not really fun if you go into different position. Also the trees they dont complain much. haha!

Originally posted by S_D_J
Sexual Fantasies discussion? or Fetishes maybe?



that's my point, there's evidence after a male orgasm... and on topic, most men (if not all) tent to associate orgasm with good sex, so would a woman, or a homosexual, think she/he it's good at sex because they made their partner cum? (and vice versa) ....or are there other things involve?

Cum.