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My perfect movie would involve Al Pacino and say . . . . Val Kilmer in a story about a guy, Pacino, who goes to waterslide parks and breaks all the rules. You know those slides you can't go down head first? Well Pacino's character not only goes down them head first, he goes down them head first on his back! Then one day he visits the largest water park in all of Texas. It is owned and managed by the ruthlessly cruel and unusual Val Kilmer's character. There's this one part where Kilmer is right behind Pacino on this water slide, and Pacino actually jumps off the slide, landing on a completely different slide, escaping from Kilmer's grip. Basically the movie involves high-speed water slide chases, swimming action, and intertube mayhem! And in the end of the movie, you find out that Pacino is Kilmer's uncle. 'Father' would have been too cliche.

What would your perfect movie be?

Mine would also have Al Pacino, except he'd be an illustrious detective and it would also have Val Kilmer, except he'd be a criminal and somewhat of a lackey to an older sophisticated thief; the plot would involve them stealing 1.6 million in bearer bonds. Also, it would take place in Los Angeles (aka "Dude Country"

I do like your movie though.

Originally posted by Robtard
Also, it would take place in Los Angeles (aka "Dude Country" 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't ever seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says.

Originally posted by Robtard
Mine would also have Al Pacino, except he'd be an illustrious detective and it would also have Val Kilmer, except he'd be a criminal and somewhat of a lackey to an older sophisticated thief; the plot would involve them stealing 1.6 million in bearer bonds. Also, it would take place in Los Angeles (aka "Dude Country"



Hahaha! Heat was good I agree.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Hahaha! Heat was good I agree.

What the **** you talking about?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't ever seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says.

I like your style, Dude.

Well I like your style too, man. Got a whole cowboy thing goin'.

mine would be al pacino staring in a new movie that doesnt suck

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well I like your style too, man. Got a whole cowboy thing goin'.

There's just one thing, Dude.

Originally posted by Robtard
What the **** you talking about?

I dunno if you're joking, serious, or wtf...so to clear things up.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113277/

In that movie Al Pacino plays a detective...Val Kilmer plays the role of a criminal...and Deniro is a pro bank robber. It all takes place in Los Angeles.

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I myself found it to be pretty clear that he was joking.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I myself found it to be pretty clear that he was joking.

Obviously, WD isn't a golfer.

Originally posted by Robtard
Obviously, WD isn't a golfer.

The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude!

That is a pretty good movie.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude!

This isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...

My favorite movies would be every single movie remade... except the main male character is christian bale

Originally posted by Mairuzu
My favorite movies would be every single movie remade... except the main male character is christian bale

1) Bale is a great actor, one of my favorites in fact. But he could NEVER play "The Dude".

2) You're so gay for Bale.

Originally posted by Robtard
1) Bale is a great actor, one of my favorites in fact. But he could NEVER play "The Dude".

2) You're so gay for Bale.

Yeah, Bale could never pull off such a line like: "Listen, Maude, uh I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but uh I don't see what it has to do with uh . . . do you have any kalhua?"

Originally posted by Robtard
1) Bale is a great actor, one of my favorites in fact. But he could NEVER play "The Dude".

2) You're so gay for Bale. I am pretty gay for bale...

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, Bale could never pull off such a line like: "Listen, Maude, uh I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but uh I don't see what it has to do with uh . . . do you have any kalhua?" of course he could

TH, these ****ing amateurs just don't get it...the rug, it belonged to Maude's mother.

Originally posted by Robtard
TH, these ****ing amateurs just don't get it...the rug, it belonged to Maude's mother. No, Robtard, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

The rug really tied the room together, Dude.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, Robtard, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Bardy, at least it's an ethos.

I am the walrus.

Shut the **** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

Are you ready to be **cked, man?

Well, that's like your opinion, man.

And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either. You like Pulp and the Big Lebowski.


We should mate and create some sort of man on man offspring with excellent taste.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You like Pulp and the Big Lebowski.


We should mate and create some sort of man on man offspring with excellent taste.

For the first time in my life, I am actually speechless. Flattered, but speechless.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
For the first time in my life, I am actually speechless. Flattered, but speechless. You don't have to speak, babe, your eyes say everything.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You don't have to speak, babe, your eyes say everything. Okay, Bardock, done. I like the way you do business. Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger. A real ****in' brat, but I'm sure your goons'll be able to get it off him, I mean he's only fifteen and he's flunking social studies. So if you'll just write me a check for my ten percent. . . of half a million. . . fifty grand.

Bardock, if that kid stonewalls you, show him what happens when 'you' **** a stranger in the ass.

Is this the official Big Lebowski thread, then?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Is this the official Big Lebowski thread, then?

Naw, we should continue in this . . .

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f2/t483378.html