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"Bardock the Elephant God"
"Bardock42 is thy holy elephant God. We sacrifice sheep and children to satisfy his insatiable hunger. His massive mammoth form protects us from UV rays. What will KMC sacrifice to the massive Elephant God to spare us his legendary hunger?
Oh what will satisfy you, Oh Eater of Worlds ?"

"Bardock's Blubber"
"Bardock's Holy Blubber for sale. Instead of fighting in Iraq for Oil, we should be feasting on the oil which forms from burning the Holy Blubber from Bardock42. Bardock you are a Holy Ball of Blubber. Please supply for us"

"Bardock, why are you SO OBESE?"
" Bardock you must be at least five hundred pounds. You fat ass. How does anyone have sex with you ? Probably has to push up the stomach blubber rolls, all those folds of nasty fat, to get to your smelly encrusted phallis. WHY ARE YOU SO OBESE ?"

Originally posted by igay
"Bardock the Elephant God"
"Bardock42 is thy holy elephant God. We sacrifice sheep and children to satisfy his insatiable hunger. His massive mammoth form protects us from UV rays. What will KMC sacrifice to the massive Elephant God to spare us his legendary hunger?
Oh what will satisfy you, Oh Eater of Worlds ?"

"Bardock's Blubber"
"Bardock's Holy Blubber for sale. Instead of fighting in Iraq for Oil, we should be feasting on the oil which forms from burning the Holy Blubber from Bardock42. Bardock you are a Holy Ball of Blubber. Please supply for us"

"Bardock, why are you SO OBESE?"
" Bardock you must be at least five hundred pounds. You fat ass. How does anyone have sex with you ? Probably has to push up the stomach blubber rolls, all those folds of nasty fat, to get to your smelly encrusted phallis. WHY ARE YOU SO OBESE ?" I'm just big boned.

BEEF CAKE!

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm just big boned.

petpet

I like the Galactus reference though.

I always felt we are brothers, if not by blood, then by power level.

Originally posted by igay
"Bardock the Elephant God"
"Bardock42 is thy holy elephant God. We sacrifice sheep and children to satisfy his insatiable hunger. His massive mammoth form protects us from UV rays. What will KMC sacrifice to the massive Elephant God to spare us his legendary hunger?
Oh what will satisfy you, Oh Eater of Worlds ?"

"Bardock's Blubber"
"Bardock's Holy Blubber for sale. Instead of fighting in Iraq for Oil, we should be feasting on the oil which forms from burning the Holy Blubber from Bardock42. Bardock you are a Holy Ball of Blubber. Please supply for us"

"Bardock, why are you SO OBESE?"
" Bardock you must be at least five hundred pounds. You fat ass. How does anyone have sex with you ? Probably has to push up the stomach blubber rolls, all those folds of nasty fat, to get to your smelly encrusted phallis. WHY ARE YOU SO OBESE ?"

ban1

Originally posted by Bardock42
I like the Galactus reference though.

I always felt we are brothers, if not by blood, then by power level.

SSJ Bardock No. 42

Bardock's figure is the envy of all anorexics.

Someone is tttly JEELOS. mhm

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
ban1

I love that...i don't know why it's just an awesome smiley.

Originally posted by igay
"Bardock the Elephant God"
"Bardock42 is thy holy elephant God. We sacrifice sheep and children to satisfy his insatiable hunger. His massive mammoth form protects us from UV rays. What will KMC sacrifice to the massive Elephant God to spare us his legendary hunger?
Oh what will satisfy you, Oh Eater of Worlds ?"

"Bardock's Blubber"
"Bardock's Holy Blubber for sale. Instead of fighting in Iraq for Oil, we should be feasting on the oil which forms from burning the Holy Blubber from Bardock42. Bardock you are a Holy Ball of Blubber. Please supply for us"

"Bardock, why are you SO OBESE?"
" Bardock you must be at least five hundred pounds. You fat ass. How does anyone have sex with you ? Probably has to push up the stomach blubber rolls, all those folds of nasty fat, to get to your smelly encrusted phallis. WHY ARE YOU SO OBESE ?"

Smiter, was nice to have you back, now gtfo

Originally posted by Phucked Up
BEEF CAKE!

I'll admit this post made me laugh for real.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'll admit this post made me laugh for real.

-AC

shock

I just had visions of Bardock screaming "Beef Cake!" in the Cartman style, but like a tourettes patient.

-AC

Originally posted by igay
"Bardock the Elephant God"


How does that make you feel though, someone you describe as "blubber" and "obese", yet still manages to pull a pretty (albeit young) girl, while you have to be content with sitting home and masturbating to your father's circa 1982 VHS porno?

Bardock might have bashed me in the past and voted me as a stupid member.......But I am a warm heart and I did not vote to make Bardock look bad since two wrongs never make a right. Of course, all the baiters in KMC go that low to do such a thing (*cough*GDFtrolls*cough) which make them alot more immature than I am.......and i'm only 16.



I think this thead should be CLOSED!

Originally posted by JacopeX
Bardock might have bashed me in the past and voted me as a stupid member.......But I am a warm heart and I decided not to vote against anyone since two wrongs never make a right. Aww, that's so sweet.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Bardock might have bashed me in the past and voted me as a stupid member

he was just acting in an objective manner....i mean....you are factually stupid

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'll admit this post made me laugh for real.

-AC

And so begins the end of the world

Originally posted by Schecter
he was just acting in an objective manner....i mean....you are factually stupid Please prove in project format that I am stupid. The only restriction is what I type does not count since of course I am a horrible poster. It's like calling some with bad hand writing a retarded person. Many geniuses had bad hand writing.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Please prove in project format that I am stupid. The only restriction is what I type does not count since of course I am a horrible poster. It's like calling some with bad hand writing a retarded person. Many geniuses had bad hand writing.

Please prove I am not emperor of the world.

Just one restriction, all evidence against me being supreme ruler of this world doesn't count.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Please prove I am not emperor of the world.

Just one restriction, all evidence against me being supreme ruler of this world doesn't count. Nice one!

Originally posted by JacopeX
Please prove in project format that I am stupid. The only restriction is what I type does not count since of course I am a horrible poster. It's like calling some with bad hand writing a retarded person. Many geniuses had bad hand writing.

well i guess everyone was wrong because you said "project format".

while im impressed that you took the time to proofread (to prove that you are a 'genius') you overlooked the fact that 'handwriting' is one word. spellcheck can't fix stupid.

Originally posted by Schecter
well i guess everyone was wrong because you said "project format".

while im impressed that you took the time to proofread (to prove that you are a 'genius') you overlooked the fact that 'handwriting' is one word. spellcheck can't fix stupid. Why don't you ever use capital letters in the beginning of your sentences or after a period mark? Too good for that? Because I guess i'm too good for the spellcheck.


And as long as you know what I have typed, it should not be a problem. Or are you using my typos as a way to insult me? I am not looking for any type of hostility, Schecter.

i voted blubber for the hell of it awesome

Originally posted by Schecter
well i guess everyone was wrong because you said "project format".

while im impressed that you took the time to proofread (to prove that you are a 'genius') you overlooked the fact that 'handwriting' is one word. spellcheck can't fix stupid.

Hey, lets not turn this thread into a Jacope bashfest. It's about me being Galactus' equal...and I wouldn't want that to be closed on the grounds that Jacope is a bit peculiar and you a very, very angry white man.

Galactus is the "Eater of Worlds".

Bardock is the "Eater of.......schnitzel",

Yeah. I threw in a German joke. F*ck off.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Why don't you ever use capital letters in the beginning of your sentences or after a period? Too good for that?

i believe in conserving energy

Originally posted by JacopeX
Becuase i'm too good for the spellcheck I guess.

if by 'good' you mean 'stupid', then i agree.


Originally posted by JacopeX
And as long as you know what i have typed, it should not be a problem. Or are you using my typos as a way to insult me? I am not looking for any type of hostility, Schecter.

a typo is a mistake in typing. you wrote "hand writing" twice, so it was obviously not a typo, but rather one of the many swish cheese holes in your cumulative education.

Originally posted by igay
Nice that you're visiting.

Bye happywave

Originally posted by Impediment
Galactus is the "Eater of Worlds".

Bardock is the "Eater of.......schnitzel",

Yeah. I threw in a German joke. F*ck off.

It was quite refreshing. German joke not involving poop are quite rare these days.

Originally posted by igay
"Bardock the Elephant God"
"Bardock42 is thy holy elephant God. We sacrifice sheep and children to satisfy his insatiable hunger. His massive mammoth form protects us from UV rays. What will KMC sacrifice to the massive Elephant God to spare us his legendary hunger?
Oh what will satisfy you, Oh Eater of Worlds ?"

"Bardock's Blubber"
"Bardock's Holy Blubber for sale. Instead of fighting in Iraq for Oil, we should be feasting on the oil which forms from burning the Holy Blubber from Bardock42. Bardock you are a Holy Ball of Blubber. Please supply for us"

"Bardock, why are you SO OBESE?"
" Bardock you must be at least five hundred pounds. You fat ass. How does anyone have sex with you ? Probably has to push up the stomach blubber rolls, all those folds of nasty fat, to get to your smelly encrusted phallis. WHY ARE YOU SO OBESE ?"


Well I must say...this is a little too far,

Bardock and I may have had our differences...but he really is a decent guy.

and he is not obese...he is 6ft 4 and full of muscle...cause he comes from a land down under...where women glow and men plunder...and also ea socks like you for breakfast

Originally posted by Bardock42
It was quite refreshing. German joke not involving poop are quite rare these days.

I was going to throw in a scheisse joke, but I didn't want to be that predictable.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Well I must say...this is a little too far,

Bardock and I may have had our differences...but he really is a decent guy.

and he is not obese...he is 6ft 4 and full of muscle...cause he comes from a land down under...where women glow and men plunder...and also ea socks like you for breakfast I'm 6'3" and full of muscle....covered by fat.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm 6'3" and full of muscle....covered by fat.

I am 6ft 2 and full of muscle covered in more muscle...covered in lotion...makes my muscles all shiny...yeah

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I am 6ft 2 and full of muscle covered in more muscle...covered in lotion...makes my musles all shiny...yeah

Arnie? is that you

Originally posted by Schecter
i believe in conserving energy



if by 'good' you mean 'stupid', then i agree.




a typo is a mistake in typing. you wrote "hand writing" twice, so it was obviously not a typo, but rather one of the many swish cheese holes in your cumulative education. "YAY, IM STOOPID 4 NOT USIN SPELLXECK!!!"

But does misspelling "Handwriting" make you an idiot really? Because for a person who does not use spell check at all, I'm doing very good.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Arnie? is that you


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