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This is a very real story about rape. So please, take it seriously.



I was one my way home from visiting my mother-in-law who was at my sister-in-law's house watching the "grandkids".

I notice that my gas light was on so I decided to stop by the Shell gas station close to my home.

I got out of my car, used my card to activate my gas pump, and proceeded to fill my car full of gas.

It was a nice evening, 65F, wind gently blowing, the sun setting in an array of colors.

A nice middle aged man pulled up across from me and pleasantly greeted me with a head nod and a "good evening". I thought to myself, "what a nice evening".

...and then it happened...



BAM!








I was raped.











After I got over the initial shock of what had just happened, I gathered my wits and frantically put the gas pump hose and handle back where it belonged and collected my receipt.

I was numb.

I didn't know how to react at the moment. All I could think about was getting home. Home was safe...yeah.......safe.

Since home was just mere blocks from the gas station, I was pulling into my driveway in no time. I pulled in and slowly put the car in park. I couldn't let go of the shifter. I let out a very shaky sighas though hysteria was scratching at the thin membrane of my sanity. When I got into my house, I set my keys down on the counter and stood there for a moment thinking about what happened.....about what went wrong.

Why did this happen to me?


I felt violated...


wronged.


I got a glass of water and gulped it down, as though the drink would wash down my dysphoric thoughts. Thoughts that were eating away at my sanity. I decided to take a cold shower thinking that would make up for the failed glass of water.

After standing there in the cold water for a few minutes, I slumped down in the shower and laid my head into my arms and lap...

"I'm a good person! I work hard and I love my family! WHY!??!?!"

I am a victim.

Let me share one last thing with you to help you better understand my perspective...

"1 : an act or instance of robbing or despoiling or carrying away a person by force....
3 : an outrageous violation "

Seriously?

Cool.

You were mugged?

good. hope you get aids

hmm

crutch

....Dont drop the pump?

we all get raped every time we put gas in our cars, damn those gas prices!!!

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
we all get raped every time we put gas in our cars, damn those gas prices!!!

DING DING DING!!!!


That's what this story is about.



$53 later, I feel raped.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
we all get raped every time we put gas in our cars, damn those gas prices!!! 4 dollars is rape? dont go to europe that would be considered gang rape

This is stupid.

Originally posted by dadudemon
DING DING DING!!!!


That's what this story is about.



$53 later, I feel raped.

I am a smart one!!!

Originally posted by mitchum
This is stupid.

You must be new to dadudemon posts.

Originally posted by mitchum
This is stupid.

Agreed.

People who have actually been raped physically shouldn't have to deal with seeing these threads.

No offense to anyone, but srsly.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I am a smart one!!!


You get me...

First the Johnson and Johnson comment and now this. You are a very smart person. I like you.

Originally posted by mitchum
This is stupid.

Thank you.

Originally posted by Selphie
Agreed.

People who have actually been raped physically shouldn't have to deal with seeing these threads.

No offense to anyone, but srsly.

I contemplated this...which is why I put the definitions at the end of the thread. Didn't change the fact that I knew it may be offensive to some.

I am a bastard like that. Forgive me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You must be new to dadudemon posts.

STFU.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You get me...

First the Johnson and Johnson comment and now this. You are a very smart person. I like you.

Smart...of at least average intelligence.


'tis hard to differentiate from your POV, eh?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You get me...

First the Johnson and Johnson comment and now this. You are a very smart person. I like you.

I forgot about the lotion thing until just now!!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Smart...of at least average intelligence.


'tis hard to differentiate from your POV, eh?

So you are saying everyone else in this thread is below average?

Do you need a shovel?

Originally posted by dadudemon
So you are saying everyone else in this thread is below average?

Do you need a shovel? Nope, I am saying you wouldn't know the difference if it kicked you in the face.

Also, that it wasn't hard to figure out (from the title alone), but I assume by the definitions even the slowest among us had a pretty good idea.

Mainly the first though.


Oh, before you try to pull a dadudemon, I got your shovel comment, wasn't funny, chose to ignore it.

Until this edit.

I knew what he meant before I even finished reading

This thread made my dick soft.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nope, I am saying you wouldn't know the difference if it kicked you in the face.

I know this. I was being a smart ass. Guessing by the tone of your above comment, you knew that I knew that from my reply.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Also, that it wasn't hard to figure out (from the title alone), but I assume by the definitions even the slowest among us had a pretty good idea.

Really?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Mainly the first though.

K.


Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, before you try to pull a dadudemon, I got your shovel comment, wasn't funny, chose to ignore it.

Until this edit.

You want to show me that you understand my what?

Originally posted by BackFire
This thread made my dick soft.

Is it almost perpetually hard or something?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I know this. I was being a smart ass. Guessing by the tone of your above comment, you knew that I knew that from my reply.



Really?



K.




You want to show me that you understand my what?



Is it almost perpetually hard or something? Still an idiot, I see.

I'm going to rape Bardock.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Still an idiot, I see.

What, you give up on this little game we started playing already?

Originally posted by BackFire
I'm going to rape Bardock.

Can't rape the willing....

Originally posted by dadudemon
What, you give up on this little game we started playing already? We didn't play a "game", ergo I can't give up on it.

My point is, your assumption that anyone that didn't reply to your, frankly stupid, point, but instead on how you are a giant douchebag did not get the story is incredibly odd and obviously wrong.

Like there is something deep to "get" about you. Lets not kid ourselves, you are more one dimensional than a ****ing dot.

Actually, I might be overestimating the OTF, but I am pretty certain PVS got it...would quite surprise me. So, basically the third thing is my point.

This whole "OTF is below me" has been done to death.

Can we get something good.

How about some KFC chicken, anyone?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
This whole "OTF is below me" has been done to death.

Can we get something good.

How about some KFC chicken, anyone? The amount of posts I contributed to the OTF alone should quite prove that I don't feel that the OTF is below me, don't you think?


Now, some OTFers, call me arrogant, but...

yeah, the whole 'indisputable truth' thing is getting old

Originally posted by Bardock42
The amount of posts I contributed to the OTF alone should quite prove that I don't feel that the OTF is below me, don't you think?


Now, some OTFers, call me arrogant, but...

Want some Coleslaw and biscuits?

Help yourself.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
This whole "OTF is below me" has been done to death.

Can we get something good.

How about some KFC chicken, anyone?

Ooh, I'll take a chicken wrap!

hmmm...chicken i love me some chicken

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Want some Coleslaw and biscuits?

Help yourself. You must have some sort of reading impairment, I was talking about being better than the OTFers. I believe Coleslaw doesn't fit the general theme of that.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You must have some sort of reading impairment, I was talking about being better than the OTFers.

And you prolly on a diet. Oh, well more chicken for me and the rest. You missing out.

Goddammit. There was a sex joke in having an OTFer below me, wasn't there?


Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
And you prolly on a diet. Oh, well more chicken for me and the rest. You missing out. Calling me fat? mhm

you can take the skin off and its healthier tho so he can still eat the white meat

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Ooh, I'll take a chicken wrap!

Sorry, I got the bucket.

IOU next time.

Originally posted by Bardock42
We didn't play a "game", ergo I can't give up on it.

My point is, your assumption that anyone that didn't reply to your, frankly stupid, point, but instead on how you are a giant douchebag did not get the story is incredibly odd and obviously wrong.

Like there is something deep to "get" about you. Lets not kid ourselves, you are more one dimensional than a ****ing dot.

Actually, I might be overestimating the OTF, but I am pretty certain PVS got it...would quite surprise me. So, basically the third thing is my point.

Oh, my friend, how you are too cool for school.

1. I made that comment specifically because you would react like you did above.

2. You missed the smilie reference that was had in the GDF with VVD or #5.

3. You failed to understand my question. Read it again...

Originally posted by dadudemon
You want to show me that you understand my what?

4. You missed my ode to Mairuzu or #5.

5. You failed to comment on my hidden nuggets.

6. You failed to realize that my "story" was actually a complaint about gas prices or #5.

Edit-

There's a #7 in here that is even more fun that everyone still missed...twas fun doing it too.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Sorry, I got the bucket.

IOU next time.

I'll pass, on a diet

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh, my friend, how you are too cool for school.

1. I made that comment specifically because you would react like you did above.

Easy to say afterwards

Originally posted by dadudemon
2. You missed the smilie reference that was had in the GDF with VVD or #5.

My, my, I don't pay attention to every petty argument you get into. Besides, you used the smilie before, which only prompted VVD to reply, seeing as you do use it it is very possible that you just did again.

Originally posted by dadudemon
3. You failed to understand my question. Read it again...

I ignored it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
4. You missed my ode to Mairuzu or #5.

I don't talk to Mairuzu ever. And I have no idea what you are talking about, nor do I care or feel bad about not knowing. Should I reference some of my childhood buddies in our next conversations and pretend that it is weird that you wouldn't get it?


Originally posted by dadudemon
5. You failed to comment on my hidden nuggets.

Commenting on your stupid games, is YOUR game. Not mine. I don't bother with it. I say what I feel needs to be said about your idiocy. Whatever easter eggs you think you are adding are of no interest to me.

Originally posted by dadudemon
6. You failed to realize that my "story" was actually a complaint about gas prices or #5.

Nah, noticed.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Edit-

There's a #7 in here that is even more fun that everyone still missed...twas fun doing it too.

Again, what you think you put somewhere is of no matter to anyone. The game, find the absurdities dadudemon references in his posts is not played by me or anyone else.

So again, you are an idiot. End of story.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Sorry, I got the bucket.

IOU next time.

BAH! I never get a bucket when I go there. It's too basic!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Easy to say afterwards.

...buuuut....you know its true.




Originally posted by Bardock42
My, my, I don't pay attention to every petty argument you get into.

Yes you do.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Besides, you used the smilie before, which only prompted VVD to reply, seeing as you do use it it is very possible that you just did again.

See, I'm right.






Originally posted by Bardock42
I ignored it.

With that massive brain of "seeing" that makes everyone seem so one dimensional, I don't understand why you didn't answer my question. You can see right through me, remember?


Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't talk to Mairuzu ever. And I have no idea what you are talking about, nor do I care or feel bad about not knowing. Should I reference some of my childhood buddies in our next conversations and pretend that it is weird that you wouldn't get it?

*ahem*

Originally posted by Bardock42
The amount of posts I contributed to the OTF alone should quite prove that I don't feel that the OTF is below me, don't you think?


Now, some OTFers, call me arrogant, but...

Nice try but "fail".




Originally posted by Bardock42
Commenting on your stupid games, is YOUR game. Not mine. I don't bother with it. I say what I feel needs to be said about your idiocy. Whatever easter eggs you think you are adding are of no interest to me.

Calling someone poor without a dime to your name is rather odd.

also...

Telling someone that you don't do drugs as you snort a line is rather confusing.





Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, noticed.

No you didn't. Don't flatter yourself. You missed the point of that statement.



Originally posted by Bardock42
Again, what you think you put somewhere is of no matter to anyone.

Lemme guess, that's "factual"?

Originally posted by Bardock42
The game, find the absurdities dadudemon references in his posts is not played by me or anyone else.

That wasn't the "game" I was referring to. I must not be as linear or one dimensional as you thought, huh?

Oh...wait wait wait...I mean..

You're an idiot. Anyone could see what "game" I was clearly referencing.

Originally posted by Bardock42
So again, you are an idiot. End of story.

Wrong.

I pity the fool.



Would you like me to point out #7 that you "already" guessed?

catfight

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
catfight

Bardock is better than me.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Bardock is better than me.

petpet
it will be okay

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
petpet
it will be okay

I know.....because you get me.





Its rather disturbing that you can think like me...fear

Originally posted by dadudemon
...buuuut....you know its true.



Nope.



Originally posted by dadudemon
Yes you do.



Nope


Originally posted by dadudemon
See, I'm right.


Non sequitur.


Originally posted by dadudemon

With that massive brain of "seeing" that makes everyone seem so one dimensional, I don't understand why you didn't answer my question. You can see right through me, remember?


Not everyone. Just you. If you haven't noticed yet (and you havent, since you are slow (even though you will pretend otherwise)) I tend to ignore parts of your posts for a multitude of reasons.


Originally posted by dadudemon
*ahem*


K

Originally posted by dadudemon
Nice try but "fail".


Trying what? Do you even have the slightest clue what you are talking about yourself half the time?




Originally posted by dadudemon
Calling someone poor without a dime to your name is rather odd.

also...

Telling someone that you don't do drugs as you snort a line is rather confusing.



I am not playing your mind games. I am debating your points, more or less at face value. Since to you a witty joke is saying something obscure, like "8%, who taught you maths" and then laugh if someone ignores it or doesn't "get" it. Which, just for your information, is the opposite of witty...yes...not witty.




Originally posted by dadudemon
No you didn't. Don't flatter yourself. You missed the point of that statement.


Nah. Also, your story is not a statement. And it was obvious and horribly bad in delivery.


Originally posted by dadudemon

Lemme guess, that's "factual"?


Might be an exaggeration. I guess your victims think it matters. Probably not going to get that one. You are not really on the brighter side of people, though it is pretty obvious, you just have to connect what I said a post back. Lets see if you can.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That wasn't the "game" I was referring to. I must not be as linear or one dimensional as you thought, huh?

Oh...wait wait wait...I mean..

You're an idiot. Anyone could see what "game" I was clearly referencing.


You won't really annoy me with that. I accepted the fact that I am not psychic when I was 5 years old.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wrong.

I pity the fool.



Would you like me to point out #7 that you "already" guessed?

I never said I guessed your 7th point. It is unlikely I will. It could be the weirdest most insignificant thing, like, for example, you wrote safe a second time but in smaller font in your initial post, it would be absolutely no problem whatsoever for you to pretend that that was some deep scheme or whatnot. Theories could be endless. So I am not going to pretend I know...

Originally posted by dadudemon
I know.....because you get me.





Its rather disturbing that you can think like me...fear

ya it is kinda scary ain't it! lmao

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
ya it is kinda scary ain't it! lmao You seem like a nice kinda girl, so, just between us, accepting that you think like dadudemon shows lack of self respect.


On a different note, you should change your name to Gefallener_Engel. Just to be grammatically correct.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You seem like a nice kinda girl, so, just between us, accepting that you think like dadudemon shows lack of self respect.


On a different note, you should change your name to Gefallener_Engel. Just to be grammatically correct.

well thank you, you seem like a good person, It isn't that I think like him I understand how he thinks.

about the grammatical error I am aware of it, I made this username before I really knew much of the language, never changed it cuz this is the name everyone knows me as and I am fine with the fact that it is a grammatic error, sorry that you have a problem with it

On a different note, thanks for the compliment in the impressive posters thread. Though, once again it shows that you (as well as all the other idiots in that thread) have no grasp of what words actually mean.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
well thank you, you seem like a good person, It isn't that I think like him I understand how he thinks.

about the grammatical error I am aware of it, I made this username before I really knew much of the language, never changed it cuz this is the name everyone knows me as and I am fine with the fact that it is a grammatic error, sorry that you have a problem with it

Nah, don't have a problem with it. Just thought you might not know and prefer the correct version. I understand why you don't. No harm.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, don't have a problem with it. Just thought you might not know and prefer the correct version. I understand why you don't. No harm.

I was aware of it though, thank you, no harm at all

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nope.


Yup, because I "told" you so you can no longer claim ignorance. This point's dead.







Originally posted by Bardock42
Nope





Non sequitur.

Surely you aren't that much of an idiot. "Non sequitur" my ass you silly boy.

You deny following everyone of my posts based on a specific point about the smilie and then go to show very relevant knowledge of the "smilie incident" being specifically discussed. You can't do that and expect to no look like an idiot. This point is done. If you want to argue the point of my posting the word "everyone" then you fail to acknowledge the real point being made just to be correct about an obvious exaggeration. Argue that point if you want to like you do all the time with others posts, but "it makes you look like an idiot".

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not everyone. Just you. If you haven't noticed yet (and you havent, since you are slow (even though you will pretend otherwise)) I tend to ignore parts of your posts for a multitude of reasons.

1. You failed to realize why I said "everyone" or #5.

2. You seem to think its not obvious already that you ignore specific points of my post. Why do you think we are having this conversation? :dur:





Originally posted by Bardock42
K




Trying what? Do you even have the slightest clue what you are talking about yourself half the time?

You just negated a previous point with that statement.

Observe:

Originally posted by Bardock42
Like there is something deep to "get" about you. Lets not kid ourselves, you are more one dimensional than a ****ing dot.

You may miss the point I am trying to make so let me make it clear:

Because you seem to think I have no clue what I was intending, I am not as one dimensional as you claim.

You are feigning ignorance and indifference of Mairuzu's "K"s. You refuse to acknowledge the implications. If you acknowledge it, it means you acknowledge that you are aware of Mairuzu's posting of "K". If THAT were to occur, then I'd be right and the world would end because there's no way in hell you can be wrong about something that both you and I know you are lying about just for the sake of being right.










Originally posted by Bardock42
I am not playing your mind games. I am debating your points, more or less at face value.

Closing your eyes and covering your ears does not make the monsters go away.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Since to you a witty joke is saying something obscure, like "8%, who taught you maths" and then laugh if someone ignores it or doesn't "get" it.

Did I call what I was doing witty? No?

But you just did.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Which, just for your information, is the opposite of witty...yes...not witty.

You're not very good at this, are you?







Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah. Also, your story is not a statement. And it was obvious and horribly bad in delivery.

You failed to understand what I meant by statement. Yes, I did word my sentence like that on purpose so that you would end up misinterpreting it so that I could then say this.

By "statement", I was referring to this:

Originally posted by dadudemon
6. You failed to realize that my "story" was actually a complaint about gas prices or #5.

You idiot. It is quite clear that I was referencing the above statement because any fool could have followed what I was saying and realized that I referred to the topic post with the word "story". Why would I reference the story with a post like this?

Originally posted by dadudemon
No you didn't. Don't flatter yourself. You missed the point of that statement.







Originally posted by dadudemon
Might be an exaggeration. I guess your victims think it matters.

"Victims"? As though I make it a point to insult you in various threads without your provocation? Do you need me to explain WTF that was supposed to mean?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Probably not going to get that one. You are not really on the brighter side of people, though it is pretty obvious, you just have to connect what I said a post back. Lets see if you can.

Arrogance to the max, huh?




Originally posted by dadudemon
You won't really annoy me with that. I accepted the fact that I am not psychic when I was 5 years old.

You're an idiot. How could you fail to connect the dots...

Originally posted by dadudemon
What, you give up on this little game we started playing already?





Originally posted by dadudemon
I never said I guessed your 7th point. It is unlikely I will.

But with your "I know everyone" mind, you should be able to pick out a simple literary technique that you've run into reading classics all the time. I'm inclined to remember a specific portion in the grapes of wrath about farming. That should give you a hint...if you know what I am referring to based on your deductive reasoning skills. I probably just threw you off and you are thinking to yourself, "He doesn't have a clue what he is talking about" because of you inability comprehend my point.

Originally posted by dadudemon
It could be the weirdest most insignificant thing, like, for example, you wrote safe a second time but in smaller font in your initial post, it would be absolutely no problem whatsoever for you to pretend that that was some deep scheme or whatnot. Theories could be endless. So I am not going to pretend I know...

The second use of the word "safe" in smaller text was to show a trailing off into thoughts as my written thoughts about my thoughts during the time of the story show that I am trailing off, almost convincing myself as I am witting the text that it was making me safe. I thought that much was obvious and I didn't even give that a second thought to how it would be received. My bad?

Also, read back over my initial post, I am sure you will find things in that post that you missed.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yup, because I "told" you so you can no longer claim ignorance. This point's dead.









Surely you aren't that much of an idiot. "Non sequitur" my ass you silly boy.

You deny following everyone of my posts based on a specific point about the smilie and then go to show very relevant knowledge of the "smilie incident" being specifically discussed. You can't do that and expect to no look like an idiot. This point is done. If you want to argue the point of my posting the word "everyone" then you fail to acknowledge the real point being made just to be correct about an obvious exaggeration. Argue that point if you want to like you do all the time with others posts, but "it makes you look like an idiot".



1. You failed to realize why I said "everyone" or #5.

2. You seem to think its not obvious already that you ignore specific points of my post. Why do you think we are having this conversation? :dur:







You just negated a previous point with that statement.

Observe:



You may miss the point I am trying to make so let me make it clear:

Because you seem to think I have no clue what I was intending, I am not as one dimensional as you claim.

You are feigning ignorance and indifference of Mairuzu's "K"s. You refuse to acknowledge the implications. If you acknowledge it, it means you acknowledge that you are aware of Mairuzu's posting of "K". If THAT were to occur, then I'd be right and the world would end because there's no way in hell you can be wrong about something that both you and I know you are lying about just for the sake of being right.












Closing your eyes and covering your ears does not make the monsters go away.



Did I call what I was doing witty? No?

But you just did.



You're not very good at this, are you?









You failed to understand what I meant by statement. Yes, I did word my sentence like that on purpose so that you would end up misinterpreting it so that I could then say this.

By "statement", I was referring to this:



You idiot. It is quite clear that I was referencing the above statement because any fool could have followed what I was saying and realized that I referred to the topic post with the word "story". Why would I reference the story with a post like this?











"Victims"? As though I make it a point to insult you in various threads without your provocation? Do you need me to explain WTF that was supposed to mean?



Arrogance to the max, huh?






You're an idiot. How could you fail to connect the dots...









But with your "I know everyone" mind, you should be able to pick out a simple literary technique that you've run into reading classics all the time. I'm inclined to remember a specific portion in the grapes of wrath about farming. That should give you a hint...if you know what I am referring to based on your deductive reasoning skills. I probably just threw you off and you are thinking to yourself, "He doesn't have a clue what he is talking about" because of you inability comprehend my point.



The second use of the word "safe" in smaller text was to show a trailing off into thoughts as my written thoughts about my thoughts during the time of the story show that I am trailing off, almost convincing myself as I am witting the text that it was making me safe. I thought that much was obvious and I didn't even give that a second thought to how it would be received. My bad?

Also, read back over my initial post, I am sure you will find things in that post that you missed.

Sure

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
well thank you, you seem like a good person, It isn't that I think like him I understand how he thinks.

Yup. That's the correct interpretation of my post. Having the ability to think like someone does not mean you ALWAYS think like that person...ergo why I worded my post the way I did...

Originally posted by dadudemon
Its rather disturbing that you can think like me...fear

However, correctly interpreting my post would not fit Bardock's crusade...so I can understand why he would misinterpret you post.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sure

So are we buddies again?

Originally posted by dadudemon
So are we buddies again?

Never were.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Never were.

Then debate the points or concede that your attempt at piss, vinegar, and arrogance failed.


If you would like to know the real points behind this thread AND point #7, I will PM the details to you.

It's funny, I just toyed with you for two pages. You are just too easy, man.

I came into this thread expecting rape and I am very disappointed by the lack of it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I apologize that I did not deliver...but if you read over this thread you can see Bardock get raped.
I did read over the thread.

Bardock was not even close to getting raped.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's funny, I just toyed with you for two pages. You are just too easy, man.

Originally posted by dadudemon
If you would like to know the real points behind this thread AND point #7, I will PM the details to you.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I apologize that I did not deliver...but if you read over this thread you can see Bardock get raped.

still going I see

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
still going I see

I'm no minute man...naughty

Originally posted by dadudemon
Haha, it's okay dude, you can admit it. You never saw it coming. You just couldn't read the clues. Was quite fun, you know, it's pretty easy to predict what you post, I could lead you to this so easily, and you are right, the games are fun, can't wait to try it on a real target. But hey, my mom always said learn to walk before you run.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm no minute man...naughty

I didn't mean it that way, you perv!

Petty arguments bore me

Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, it's okay dude, you can admit it. You never saw it coming. You just couldn't read the clues. Was quite fun, you know, it's pretty easy to predict what you post, I could lead you to this so easily, and you are right, the games are fun, can't wait to try it on a real target. But hey, my mom always said learn to walk before you run.

hmm

Been hanging around DK or something?



Why will you not debate the points I made? Surely they are so one dimensional that they can easily be rebutted.

Originally posted by dadudemon
hmm

Been hanging around DK or something?



Why will you not debate the points I made? Surely they are so one dimensional that they can easily be rebutted. Man, come on, you try to do it to me all the time. Just take it when it happens to you. No hard feelings, okay?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I didn't mean it that way, you perv!

Ya see...the normal dadudemon never left.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ya see...the normal dadudemon never left.

I know, and don't ever leave, I like you

Originally posted by Bardock42
Man, come on, you try to do it to me all the time. Just take it when it happens to you. No hard feelings, okay?

Again? What...is this like 3 times now in this thread alone? (Maybe more from the "debate" we just had.)

Again, debate my points...also..

Originally posted by dadudemon
If you would like to know the real points behind this thread AND point #7, I will PM the details to you.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Again? What...is this like 3 times now in this thread alone? (Maybe more from the "debate" we just had.)

Again, debate my points...also..

Hey, man, I'm sorry. I should have known you are not one to take a good natured joke lightly. It was just too tempting. Sorry for having you played like that. I do feel bad, especially as it was so easy. I apologize.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hey, man, I'm sorry. I should have known you are not one to take a good natured joke lightly. It was just too tempting. Sorry for having you played like that. I do feel bad, especially as it was so easy. I apologize.

Are you done yet?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Are you done yet?

are you?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Are you done yet?

Yeah, I apologized. I hope you can find it in your heart to accept. I didn't mean to make a fool out of you like that, it was cruel.

Originally posted by dadudemon
This is a very real story about rape. So please, take it seriously.



I was one my way home from visiting my mother-in-law who was at my sister-in-law's house watching the "grandkids".

I notice that my gas light was on so I decided to stop by the Shell gas station close to my home.

I got out of my car, used my card to activate my gas pump, and proceeded to fill my car full of gas.

It was a nice evening, 65F, wind gently blowing, the sun setting in an array of colors.

A nice middle aged man pulled up across from me and pleasantly greeted me with a head nod and a "good evening". I thought to myself, "what a nice evening".

...and then it happened...



BAM!








I was raped.











After I got over the initial shock of what had just happened, I gathered my wits and frantically put the gas pump hose and handle back where it belonged and collected my receipt.

I was numb.

I didn't know how to react at the moment. All I could think about was getting home. Home was safe...yeah.......safe.

Since home was just mere blocks from the gas station, I was pulling into my driveway in no time. I pulled in and slowly put the car in park. I couldn't let go of the shifter. I let out a very shaky sighas though hysteria was scratching at the thin membrane of my sanity. When I got into my house, I set my keys down on the counter and stood there for a moment thinking about what happened.....about what went wrong.

Why did this happen to me?


I felt violated...


wronged.


I got a glass of water and gulped it down, as though the drink would wash down my dysphoric thoughts. Thoughts that were eating away at my sanity. I decided to take a cold shower thinking that would make up for the failed glass of water.

After standing there in the cold water for a few minutes, I slumped down in the shower and laid my head into my arms and lap...

"I'm a good person! I work hard and I love my family! WHY!??!?!"

I am a victim.

Let me share one last thing with you to help you better understand my perspective...

"1 : an act or instance of robbing or despoiling or carrying away a person by force....
3 : an outrageous violation " call steve wilkos he will solve your problem

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
are you?

I was asking if he was done with what he thinks is satirical representation of me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I apologized. I hope you can find it in your heart to accept. I didn't mean to make a fool out of you like that, it was cruel.

Holy shit, you are creepily "sounding" like DK now.

screw steve, only one person can solve this problem...hell solve it with chlorine...an enema and a slingshot...



MacGyver!

Originally posted by dadudemon
I was asking if he was done with what he thinks is satirical representation of me.



nevermind, not what I meant

Originally posted by *=DeathReaperr'
screw steve, only one person can solve this problem...hell solve it with chlorine...an enema and a slingshot...



MacGyver! yah but steve can beat up the rapist macgyver only finds out who does the crap. steve finds out and takes action

Originally posted by gefallen_engel


nevermind, not what I meant

You will encounter things like that a lot when talking to him. As well as more annoying stuff.

But everyone has to find their own path to see dadudemon's idiocy.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Originally posted by dadudemon
I was asking if he was done with what he thinks is satirical representation of me.



nevermind, not what I meant

I know...but I was clarifying my perspective for that post so that it would make sense.

Originally posted by spidey-dude
yah but steve can beat up the rapist macgyver only finds out who does the crap. steve finds out and takes action but..but macgyver would make a crazy contraption out of plywood and staples that destroy half a battalion of soldiers...and the occasional rapist

Incidentally, I respect DK, comparing me to him, is an honor, not an insult in my book.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You will encounter things like that a lot when talking to him. As well as more annoying stuff.

But everyone has to find their own path to see dadudemon's idiocy.

This, coming from someone who just got raped by an "idiot".

Originally posted by dadudemon
This, coming from someone who just got raped by an "idiot".

Didn't.

Originally posted by dadudemon
nevermind, not what I meant

I know...but I was clarifying my perspective for that post so that it would make sense. didnt work

Originally posted by Bardock42
Incidentally, I respect DK, comparing me to him, is an honor, not an insult in my book.

I never said it was. You reveal too much about yourself, B*.


*B represents both your username "Bardock" as well as the word "b*tch*...in case you missed it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Didn't.

Yuh huh! dur

I think it might be bed time, getting a headache

Originally posted by dadudemon
I never said it was. You reveal too much about yourself, B*.


*B represents both your username "Bardock" as well as the word "b*tch*...in case you missed it.

Also "best"

Originally posted by spidey-dude
didnt work

How can you speak for her like that?

Originally posted by dadudemon
How can you speak for her like that?

shrug

Originally posted by dadudemon
I never said it was. You reveal too much about yourself, B*.


*B represents both your username "Bardock" as well as the word "b*tch*...in case you missed it. call 1-888-steve-07 he will solve your problems

Originally posted by Bardock42
Also "best"

Yes. Very good.

However, that's not what I intended, Barogance.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yes. Very good.

However, that's not what I intended, Barogance.

Or did you...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Or did you...

Stop changing the "subject" about your rapage.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Stop changing the "subject" about your rapage.

You seem really mad about my little prank. I am sorry, I didn't expect you to trip into it full on like you did.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You seem really mad about my little prank. I am sorry, I didn't expect you to trip into it full on like you did.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Stop changing the "subject" about your rapage.

Haha, shall we leave it at that? Don't worry, no one will remember this tomorrow, except the people that already think you are a douche anyways.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, shall we leave it at that? Don't worry, no one will remember this tomorrow, except the people that already think you are a douche anyways.

Haha, you didn't realize that whilst you were satirizing me, I had previously satirized you during our whole debate. I win again.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Haha, you didn't realize that whilst you were satirizing me, I had previously satirized you during our whole debate. I win again.

Yup. I will take this as an "apology accepted".

you guys crack me up

Originally posted by spidey-dude
you guys crack me up


yes

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yup. I will take this as an "apology accepted".

Since you never asked for it, I will post what I was going to PM you.




I made this thread for a few reasons.


1. I REALLY did just get gas and paid $53 for a full tank for a friggin' Honda so I wanted to point out that I pissed about that.

2. I was using descriptive writing as an ode to Rages Remorse and the threads he posts in the OTF because I think he awesome. Read some of the posts he has made in the OTF about his "real life" and you will "see what I did there".

3. I was having fun with the fact that I never directly stated what "rape" meant. I wanted to see what people would say...not to say "lol, idiots" but to see if the pervs would make this thread nasty again.

4. I was satirizing rape stories because I am a bastard like that.

All of those points WERE the conscious intentions of my post.


Also, point #7.


Whether or not you chose to recognize this...I was trying to be subtly erotic with these sentences...as though I enticed the raping on myself through my actions...satirizing the point some chauvinists make that women bring rape upon themselves. (Yes, a "going against the grain" type of satire in a satirical post.)

"I notice that my gas light was on so I decided to stop by the Shell gas station close to my home.

I got out of my car, used my card to activate my gas pump, and proceeded to fill my car full of gas."


I edited what I posted above because it was a bit too obvious that I was trying to be erotic and seeing as this was the OTF, it would have been spotted at the drop of a hat.

Capisce?

still at it I see

Haha, you are such a character.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, you are such a character.

Haha, indeed.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Haha, indeed.


Should we call it quits then?

Though I do have to send this to some people...it's just too much of a laugh, even though I was cruel.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Should we call it quits then?

Though I do have to send this to some people...it's just too much of a laugh, even though I was cruel.

I know, you made me look like an utter fool.

Uhhhh, B, I hope you realize that my above post is sarcasm.

Oh wait.

Now I get it, it was a joke.

Originally posted by dadudemon
DING DING DING!!!!


That's what this story is about.



$53 later, I feel raped.

I knew that


gas prices are going up AGAIN where I live

"I'm a slasher......... of prices"

Originally posted by dadudemon





1. I REALLY did just get gas and paid $53 for a full tank for a friggin' Honda so I wanted to point out that I pissed about that.

We rarely fill up our tank. If we did, it would cost about $160.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by dadudemon





1. I REALLY did just get gas and paid $53 for a full tank for a friggin' Honda so I wanted to point out that I pissed about that.

We rarely fill up our tank. If we did, it would cost about $160.

Tell me about it.


And what do you drive? An RV?...Your tank is about 45 gallons, right?

still at it I see?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
still at it I see?

No. I was agreeing with his comment about...the US dollar to Euro exchange rate, high drug prices, and going into the drug industry to make loads of money.

Somehow I get the impression you didn't actually read, but instead just glanced at our names.

RAAAAAPES!!! Rapes rapes rapes!






rape

http://www.gasbuddy.com/gb_gastemperaturemap.aspx

Originally posted by dadudemon


Tell me about it.


And what do you drive? An RV?...Your tank is about 45 gallons, right? GMC Suburban. 42 gallons.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by dadudemon


Tell me about it.


And what do you drive? An RV?...Your tank is about 45 gallons, right? GMC Suburban. 42 gallons.

that is a huge tank! mine is only 11 gallons

Originally posted by gefallen_engel

that is a huge tank! mine is only 11 gallons Yea its rather large.
WHat do you drive?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by gefallen_engel

that is a huge tank! mine is only 11 gallons Yea its rather large.
WHat do you drive?

2007 chevy cobalt

it gets 44 miles to the gallon highway

29 miles to the gallon in town

Originally posted by gefallen_engel

2007 chevy cobalt

it gets 44 miles to the gallon highway

29 miles to the gallon in town Damn.. Thats good mileage. I wish ours did so well.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by gefallen_engel

2007 chevy cobalt

it gets 44 miles to the gallon highway

29 miles to the gallon in town Damn.. Thats good mileage. I wish ours did so well.


ya they are gas hogs

I want Bardock to rape me.

Originally posted by dadudemon
This is a very real story about rape. So please, take it seriously.



I was one my way home from visiting my mother-in-law who was at my sister-in-law's house watching the "grandkids".

I notice that my gas light was on so I decided to stop by the Shell gas station close to my home.

I got out of my car, used my card to activate my gas pump, and proceeded to fill my car full of gas.

It was a nice evening, 65F, wind gently blowing, the sun setting in an array of colors.

A nice middle aged man pulled up across from me and pleasantly greeted me with a head nod and a "good evening". I thought to myself, "what a nice evening".

...and then it happened...



BAM!








I was raped.











After I got over the initial shock of what had just happened, I gathered my wits and frantically put the gas pump hose and handle back where it belonged and collected my receipt.

I was numb.

I didn't know how to react at the moment. All I could think about was getting home. Home was safe...yeah.......safe.

Since home was just mere blocks from the gas station, I was pulling into my driveway in no time. I pulled in and slowly put the car in park. I couldn't let go of the shifter. I let out a very shaky sighas though hysteria was scratching at the thin membrane of my sanity. When I got into my house, I set my keys down on the counter and stood there for a moment thinking about what happened.....about what went wrong.

Why did this happen to me?


I felt violated...


wronged.


I got a glass of water and gulped it down, as though the drink would wash down my dysphoric thoughts. Thoughts that were eating away at my sanity. I decided to take a cold shower thinking that would make up for the failed glass of water.

After standing there in the cold water for a few minutes, I slumped down in the shower and laid my head into my arms and lap...

"I'm a good person! I work hard and I love my family! WHY!??!?!"

I am a victim.

Let me share one last thing with you to help you better understand my perspective...

"1 : an act or instance of robbing or despoiling or carrying away a person by force....
3 : an outrageous violation "
So why are you here posting about it, babe? I'd be calling the police and giving them all the information I had and then going to the hospital to get my ass checked for a damn disease like AIDS or somethin'.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
So why are you here posting about it, babe? I'd be calling the police and giving them all the information I had and then going to the hospital to get my ass checked for a damn disease like AIDS or somethin'.

Hahahaha.

Anybody that thought he'd been sexually raped is an absolute f*cking idiot. So is dadudemon, but I'm sure this isn't news to many.

Rape me.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Rape me.
You gots c00tehz.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You gots c00tehz.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by dadudemon


Tell me about it.


And what do you drive? An RV?...Your tank is about 45 gallons, right? GMC Suburban. 42 gallons.

I was off by 3 gallons...

Yes, that is a large vehicle...and DAMN! that is a lot of money.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Yea its rather large.
WHat do you drive?

2007 chevy cobalt

it gets 44 miles to the gallon highway

29 miles to the gallon in town

Though it doesn't have as much "get up and go" as other cars, it isn't a bad little car. Certainly is better than switching to Geico if you're looking to save money.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Rape me.



This is funnier coming from you than say....Backfire.

my cobalt has great get up and go