Mujaffa
Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants" for key words
* We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
* The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
* I find your lack of pants disturbing.
* These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
* Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
* General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.
* I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
* TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?
* Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
* You are unwise to lower your pants.
* She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
* Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
* You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.
* Luke... Help me remove these pants.
* Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
* That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
* A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
* Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
* Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
* Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!
* Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
* Short pants is better than no pants at all.
* We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
* The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
* I find your lack of pants disturbing.
* These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
* Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
* General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.
* I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
* TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?
* Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
* You are unwise to lower your pants.
* She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
* Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
* You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark.
* Luke... Help me remove these pants.
* Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
* That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
* A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
* Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
* Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
* Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!
* Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
* Short pants is better than no pants at all.