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K, so I fall back on "dinner & movie" a lot, like most people do, and I generally enjoy that. However, I like to have as many ideas as possible for more special occasions, or just to do something different every now and then.

The following is my "date list" and anyone can feel free to add to it, or revise them. With luck I'll give people an idea or two, and vice-versa.

1. Movie (Har!)
2. Dinner
3. Picnic
4. Stargazing
5. Park Walks
7. Regular Shopping (I like to play a game where each has to buy an article of clothing for the other, and the other person can't object or have any input).
8. Sledding (winter only)
9. Amusement Parks
10. Concerts (classical, rock, or otherwise)
11. lolrape
13. Cook for her (or cook together)
14. Putt-Putt
15. Bowling
17. Visit a nearby city for various things
19. Jet-ski, waterski, etc. (near water only)
21. Dancing (at a club, swing dancing, or just by yourself)
22. Camping (for real or just in backyard)
23. Play-fight (pillow fight, water fight, etc.)
24. Celebrate strange anniversaries (that day your pants fell down in public, etc.)
25. Write her a song or poetry (?)
26. Golfing/Tennis/Jogging/Biking/other sports
27. Make Pottery (we have a place that lets you make your own near here)

....numbers are out of order because I'm lazy and had to remove some because they're specific to my area of the country.

meet 'em, shag 'em, leave 'em. awehuhs

Hit her.

How about you go to a cat shelter and hug the cats awehuhs

I saw that on the news

What a strange yet active list awehuhs

Originally posted by BackFire
Hit her.
haermm Sexual acts of fury or just drunken rage?

Originally posted by BackFire
Hit her.

From behind.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
haermm Sexual acts of fury or just drunken rage?

Frankly, both work.

Treat woman like shit.

They love it.

28. Ignore them
29. Stick your fingers in various crevices

love the poems

30. Give her the shocker

This is a good idea for a thread, I am having a first date with a girl next week(when I get paid) and was wondering what to do,


one time I went on a first date, we went to the movies, I found it awkward because you can't talk to each other, and when you leave the theater it is time to go home, so you don't really get a good chance to know each other .

Paid for a date eh?

Originally posted by Endrict Nuul
30. give them the shocker

31. Force as much alcohol on them as possible.

32. Place Rofinol in woman's drink before served.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
This is a good idea for a thread, I am having a first date with a girl next week(when I get paid) and was wondering what to do,


one time I went on a first date, we went to the movies, I found it awkward because you can't talk to each other, and when you leave the theater it is time to go home, so you don't really get a good chance to know each other .

That's why you make it a dinner and movie date. Then give her the shocker.

Originally posted by McLovin
31. Force as much alcohol on them as possible.

32. Place Rofinol in woman's drink before served.
Thought it was called Rohipnol... awehuhs





See no evil hear no evil... Rohipnol haermm

Originally posted by Endrict Nuul
That's why you make it a dinner and movie date. Then give her the shocker.



ahhh, good idea, I am 17 I don't have the finances to do such things , think I am gonna take her to an indoor amusement park called eXscape.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Thought it was called Rohipnol... awehuhs





See no evil hear no evil... Rohipnol haermm

Actually, I was wrong.

It's called, Rohypnol.

Edit: There's many names for it.

One they should add: Easy pussy.

Go to a brothel and do bad things to whores.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
ahhh, good idea, I am 17 I don't have the finances to do such things , think I am gonna take her to an indoor amusement park called eXscape.


Get a job, do some house work, allowence etc.... you can manage.

Originally posted by Endrict Nuul
Get a job, do some house work, allowence etc.... you can manage.


I have a job, I need that money to fund my addiction to fashion ,

working in a clothing store doesn't help much either

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I have a job, I need that money to fund my addiction to fashion ,

working in a clothing store doesn't help much either

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
This is a good idea for a thread, I am having a first date with a girl next week(when I get paid) and was wondering what to do,


one time I went on a first date, we went to the movies, I found it awkward because you can't talk to each other, and when you leave the theater it is time to go home, so you don't really get a good chance to know each other .

Yeah, just a movie is a bad idea, but it's great as a supplement to whatever else you're doing.

Beyond that, growing a pair and realizing you can talk a bit in movies is a big step. I've mastered seeming like I'm cool in movies by making snarky comments that get a chuckle from teh audience probably 2-3 times a film. Not enough to be annoying, but enough that the girl doesn't forget you're there either.

Aids, = hey

34. Do some charity for someone or something as a date. (Like paint an old lady's house...gives ya plenty of time to talk AND get to know them from a "work" perspective."

35. Get a massage together.

36. Both of you sneak into either the girls bathroom or the boys bathroom together, and take a dump next to each other. If THAT doesn't break the ice and "bring you closer together as buds", you shouldn't be together. (I did 36 with my wife when were dating. That's a funny story.)

36. Do a physical affection night together. Like you brush her hair and braid it and she massages you with oil, you give her a manicure, she gently rubs your face, etc. You don't have to have sex after this either...but it usually DOES lead to sex.

37. Do a "service" night where each of you do something for the other. I did a "service night" for a lady. She was having computer problems so I fixed her computer and she gave me a manicure. (We stopped at the part where she was to apply nail polish..She just cut, washed, and treated my nails...feels pretty good.)

Originally posted by dadudemon
34. Do some charity for someone or something as a date. (Like paint an old lady's house...gives ya plenty of time to talk AND get to know them from a "work" perspective."

35. Get a massage together.

36. Both of you sneak into either the girls bathroom or the boys bathroom together, and take a dump next to each other. If THAT doesn't break the ice and "bring you closer together as buds", you shouldn't be together. (I did 36 with my wife when were dating. That's a funny story.)

36. Do a physical affection night together. Like you brush her hair and braid it and she massages you with oil, you give her a manicure, she gently rubs your face, etc. You don't have to have sex after this either...but it usually DOES lead to sex.

37. Do a "service" night where each of you do something for the other. I did a "service night" for a lady. She was having computer problems so I fixed her computer and she gave me a manicure. (We stopped at the part where she was to apply nail polish..She just cut, washed, and treated my nails...feels pretty good.)

Heh. A bit too awkwardly altruistic (or creepy with the pooping thing) for my taste, but thanks for the additions. I like the massage one. Or give each other full-body massages rather than paying for one.

write her a song/poem!

38. Watch porn together

Originally posted by Selphie
38. Watch porn together

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Heh. A bit too awkwardly altruistic (or creepy with the pooping thing) for my taste, but thanks for the additions. I like the massage one. Or give each other full-body massages rather than paying for one.

LOL dude...that's a long story...we ended up in the girls bathroom. It was at a movie theater.

When you are a Mormon, ending up on "altruistic projects" happens more often then naught.

Originally posted by Selphie
38. Watch porn together

39. MAKE porn together. Sell it. Then go on a date somewhere nice with the money.

Thats some YODA shit yo.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Thats some YODA shit yo.

It's green poop?

Originally posted by dadudemon
It's green poop? Yes.

Originally posted by dadudemon
LOL dude...that's a long story...we ended up in the girls bathroom. It was at a movie theater.

When you are a Mormon, ending up on "altruistic projects" happens more often then naught.

Not that I mind doing good things. Just that it's not generally conducive to dating, at least for me.

And at the pooping. I'm hoping I forget about it by tomorrow.

40. Dadudemon gets no ass.

41. Curious how his wife and my kids are doing?

haermm

http://www.xscape.co.uk/snow/braehead/

that is where I am taking a girl this saturday.

there is so much to do there.

Bowling, Movies, Rock Climbing, Snowboarding, restaraunts and such

that looks ****ing awesome! how come we never went there when me and you were going out? crackers

The girl will be to tired to put out doin all that shit.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
http://www.xscape.co.uk/snow/braehead/

that is where I am taking a girl this saturday.

there is so much to do there.

Bowling, Movies, Rock Climbing, Snowboarding, restaraunts and such

That place pwns. Wish I lived in the UK to go there.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
plus she is really really hot so don't want to risk scaring her off

i Dunno dude. Those are the ones who wake up at some point and figure out they could be with anyone. Be the "nice guy" too long and she'll leave you for a stupid black guy that she went on an activist trip with, and said they were just friends and there was nothing going on but you kinda knew it was a lie and she was at least thinking about it even though you trusted her not to do anything, but then when she breaks up with you as soon as they get back you're like "f*ck" and cry for a few months.



So in other words, tell her you're fine with taking it slow. Then nail it on the third date.

313

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
cause you wanted me to go down to the canal and with you and stab holes in dead bodies, so they would sink to the bottom of the water


you and your murdering on first dates, it is not an attractive quality





I kinda like this girl, so I am gonna take it slow(ish)

plus she is really really hot so don't want to risk scaring her off pussy sneaky2

Originally posted by DigiMark007
That place pwns. Wish I lived in the UK to go there.



i Dunno dude. Those are the ones who wake up at some point and figure out they could be with anyone. Be the "nice guy" too long and she'll leave you for a stupid black guy that she went on an activist trip with, and said they were just friends and there was nothing going on but you kinda knew it was a lie and she was at least thinking about it even though you trusted her not to do anything, but then when she breaks up with you as soon as they get back you're like "f*ck" and cry for a few months.



So in other words, tell her you're fine with taking it slow. Then nail it on the third date.

313


haermmjockey

Whatever number we're up to: Smart guys don't go on dates, don't call it a date or set it up as one.

If you want to get close to a girl, the first and ultimate rule is to make sure you are both totally at ease. The worst thing you can possibly do is set up this gigantic mental notion that you're both doing on a date, because that comes with a whole lot of stigma, protocol and expectation, most of which neither of you probably want.

Just ask her to hang out, then take her out somewhere she you think would be good.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Whatever number we're up to: Smart guys don't go on dates, don't call it a date or set it up as one.

If you want to get close to a girl, the first and ultimate rule is to make sure you are both totally at ease. The worst thing you can possibly do is set up this gigantic mental notion that you're both going on a date, because that comes with a whole lot of stigma, protocol and expectation, most of which neither of you probably want.

Just ask her to hang out, then take her out somewhere she you think would be good.

-AC Fixed. biscuits

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
cause you wanted me to go down to the canal and with you and stab holes in dead bodies, so they would sink to the bottom of the water


you and your murdering on first dates, it is not an attractive quality





I kinda like this girl, so I am gonna take it slow(ish)

plus she is really really hot so don't want to risk scaring her off slows the way to go.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Congrats. You corrected a minor (And admittedly rare) typo.

How do you feel about this? *Holds microphone to you*.

No, everyone shh. Go on, son.

-AC i saw my chance and i took it, proudest ****ing day of my life. biscuits

All you need to get to know a girl is to talk. There are, however, some ways that are better than others that help her become more comfortable.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
That place pwns. Wish I lived in the UK to go there.



i Dunno dude. Those are the ones who wake up at some point and figure out they could be with anyone. Be the "nice guy" too long and she'll leave you for a stupid black guy that she went on an activist trip with, and said they were just friends and there was nothing going on but you kinda knew it was a lie and she was at least thinking about it even though you trusted her not to do anything, but then when she breaks up with you as soon as they get back you're like "f*ck" and cry for a few months.



So in other words, tell her you're fine with taking it slow. Then nail it on the third date.

313


...yeah dude, I'm in no way a pussy , just don't want her thinking I am after one thing...like I usually am .

I reckon I will probably end up doing it on the 2nd or 3rd date anyways, especially cause she keeps asking to come down to my house, but I have been working late recently, so tis not possible, until saturday.


Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Whatever number we're up to: Smart guys don't go on dates, don't call it a date or set it up as one.

If you want to get close to a girl, the first and ultimate rule is to make sure you are both totally at ease. The worst thing you can possibly do is set up this gigantic mental notion that you're both doing on a date, because that comes with a whole lot of stigma, protocol and expectation, most of which neither of you probably want.

Just ask her to hang out, then take her out somewhere she you think would be good.

-AC


Never thought about it that way. Everytime I take a girl out, I always...take them out . but it always results in me getting bored with her anyways, so maybe you are right, and she should just come to my house and watch a movie or something.


also saves a shitload of money


Cheers AC

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed






Never thought about it that way. Everytime I take a girl out, I always...take them out . but it always results in me getting bored with her anyways, so maybe you are right, and she should just come to my house and watch a movie or something.


also saves a shitload of money


Cheers AC and she will think you are a total cheapass.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
...yeah dude, I'm in no way a pussy , just don't want her thinking I am after one thing...like I usually am .

I reckon I will probably end up doing it on the 2nd or 3rd date anyways, especially cause she keeps asking to come down to my house, but I have been working late recently, so tis not possible, until saturday.





Never thought about it that way. Everytime I take a girl out, I always...take them out . but it always results in me getting bored with her anyways, so maybe you are right, and she should just come to my house and watch a movie or something.


also saves a shitload of money


Cheers AC

No problem. Nobody is saying you shouldn't take her anywhere, just saying that you don't have to, and she can have a great time with you without it being a date. Officially making it a date doesn't make it better or anything.

She won't think you're a cheapass if she's not in it for the glamour, and is in it for the man, like a real woman.

-AC

Originally posted by DigiMark007
K, so I fall back on "dinner & movie" a lot, like most people do, and I generally enjoy that. However, I like to have as many ideas as possible for more special occasions, or just to do something different every now and then.

The following is my "date list" and anyone can feel free to add to it, or revise them. With luck I'll give people an idea or two, and vice-versa.

1. Movie (Har!)
2. Dinner
3. Picnic
4. Stargazing
5. Park Walks
7. Regular Shopping (I like to play a game where each has to buy an article of clothing for the other, and the other person can't object or have any input).
8. Sledding (winter only)
9. Amusement Parks
10. Concerts (classical, rock, or otherwise)
11. lolrape
13. Cook for her (or cook together)
14. Putt-Putt
15. Bowling
17. Visit a nearby city for various things
19. Jet-ski, waterski, etc. (near water only)
21. Dancing (at a club, swing dancing, or just by yourself)
22. Camping (for real or just in backyard)
23. Play-fight (pillow fight, water fight, etc.)
24. Celebrate strange anniversaries (that day your pants fell down in public, etc.)
25. Write her a song or poetry (?)
26. Golfing/Tennis/Jogging/Biking/other sports
27. Make Pottery (we have a place that lets you make your own near here)

....numbers are out of order because I'm lazy and had to remove some because they're specific to my area of the country. I think #13 sounds very romantic, for some odd reason.

But then again, I like to cook.

Yeah RJ...Screw you you shallow *******


Thanks again AC, maybe just watch a movie then if it feels right, I will take her out and spend about 200 quid on a stupid amusement park

Originally posted by Strangelove
I think #13 sounds very romantic, for some odd reason.

But then again, I like to cook.

I love the idea of cooking, but hate actually putting in the work. I also think I'm a better chef than I actually am, then "improv" and screw up a lot of stuff.

But yeah, it can be fun.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
I also think I'm a better chef than I actually am, then "improv" and screw up a lot of stuff.

But yeah, it can be fun.

You can replace the word "chef" and put in just about anything else...when it comes to being a man. shhhh, don't tell the ladies that we admit that we aren't experts at everything: they've been tellin' us that for years now.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Yeah RJ...Screw you you shallow *******


Thanks again AC, maybe just watch a movie then if it feels right, I will take her out and spend about 200 quid on a stupid amusement park I aint shallow, I am just saying that women have certain expectations and if you dont meet them, hasta.

yup
hanuts

At the very least, if you are gonna do the whole hang out at home thing, cook her a nice dinner, maybe get some roses for her. And CLEAN YOUR CRIB, especially the bathroom.

And make sure it's a date movie, not Transformers 2.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I aint shallow, I am just saying that women have certain expectations and if you dont meet them, hasta.

Correction here:
Not all women are like this. Problems can be solved after the first date, or at least talked about.

Originally posted by Salem07
Correction here:
Not all women are like this. Problems can be solved after the first date, or at least talked about. Not all women, but most are.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Yeah RJ...Screw you you shallow *******


Thanks again AC, maybe just watch a movie then if it feels right, I will take her out and spend about 200 quid on a stupid amusement park

Yeah, it's never about money, honey.

Well, for real women.

It's about how big the penis is.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
At the very least, if you are gonna do the whole hang out at home thing, cook her a nice dinner, maybe get some roses for her. And CLEAN YOUR CRIB, especially the bathroom.

And make sure it's Transformers 2, not a date movie.

Fixed.

biscuits

Originally posted by lord xyz
It's about how big the penis is.

Nahh.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And make sure it's a date movie, not Transformers 2.

Depends on the girl...

Originally posted by Selphie
Yeah, it's never about money, honey.

Well, for real women. You dont have to spend boocoo $$$ to take a girl out. It'smore about showing them you know how to treat a lady.

First impressions are a mother.

So my list has failed me. Or rather, life has. I promised something fun for my date tonight and promptly went to the list and found a bunch of potential stuff to do.

Plan A, cook for her. Great. Just need some supplies from the store...
...and when I wake up, I don't have a car. My sister's in in shop and she took mine. I won't have one until tonight, which actually means I'm mooching a ride for the date as well.

Plan B, was actually a picnic with the food I was going to make. Scratch that.

Plan C, go for a walk in a park after the picnic. Damnit. K, we can still do this...
...until I walk outside and it's about 25 degrees colder than yesterday. No park walks. Too cold.

Plan D, Stargazing. Same problem. Woot.

Plan E, I know this place where you pick out your food and prepare it yourself. Sounds like fun...
...except they only do it during very specific hours. And obviously not during my date.

Plan F, desperation time. Bike to a local shop and rent some movies. Hop on my bike. The winter was not kind to it. Can't ride it until I get some basic service done on it.

Plan G, bowling with friends, maybe??...
...who are either MIA, or seeing Indiana Jones (which we've both already seen).

So I'm stuck at home with about 40 minutes until she's supposed to call me. And I get to inform her that we're ordering pizza and watching a movie from my personal collection while my mom pay bills and does paperwork in the next room. Or dinner and a movie, after promising something "different." Exciting stuff friends, exciting stuff.

take her to the zoo....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
take her to the zoo....

No. Car.

Also no local zoo ( 313 ).

"Hey hun, could you drive us to the zoo? I promise the 15 minutes we spend there will be worth the $40 in gas money."

It's bad enough that I'll have to ask her to drive to pick up the pizza with me once she arrives.

Fortunately, I'm accepting my diabolical bad luck and just turning it into irrational exuberance. It might be a crappy date, but god damnit you won't know from looking at me.

haermm

...it's a new-ish girl too. If we were established I wouldn't be so worried. Hopefully it will make a funny/sad enough anecdote that she'll feel bad and like me anyway.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
No. Car.

Also no local zoo ( 313 ).

"Hey hun, could you drive us to the zoo? I promise the 15 minutes we spend there will be worth the $40 in gas money."

It's bad enough that I'll have to ask her to drive to pick up the pizza with me once she arrives.

Fortunately, I'm accepting my diabolical bad luck and just turning it into irrational exuberance. It might be a crappy date, but god damnit you won't know from looking at me.

haermm

...it's a new-ish girl too. If we were established I wouldn't be so worried. Hopefully it will make a funny/sad enough anecdote that she'll feel bad and like me anyway. no, remember in Rocky 1 when that guy is talking to Rocky about taking Adrian out?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no, remember in Rocky 1 when that guy is talking to Rocky about taking Adrian out?

Oh. Missed the reference. Damn.



I did realize it was a joke, though, not a serious suggestion.

"Retards like the zoo, Rock, take her to the zoo."

...and now she's not even calling. It's been long enough that I start to get the "stood up" feeling.

My day has basically been the poster child for epic fail.

I'z likes ta trow a berger down her troat anz den hit it doggy style yo!

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
I'z likes ta trow a berger down her troat anz den hit it doggy style yo!

You wish, Fiddy, you wish.

whats a Fiddy? haermm

Haermm, I went to movie for my first date with #32.

Roland told me what to wear that day. crackers
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
whats a Fiddy? haermm
About tree fiddy. crackers

Fiddy in da Hiddy? haermm

About tree two. crackers haermm

you lost me at hello, RJ.

Barker, have you been taking Nessie out on dates?

-AC

Originally posted by Phucked Up
You wish, Fiddy, you wish.

Sheeit, you couldnt' git wit a dime store whore wit a hunded dolla bill stickin' outa yo zipper.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Barker, have you been taking Nessie out on dates?

-AC
I heard you made a mistayke today. biscuits

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
Sheeit, you couldnt' git wit a dime store whore wit a hunded dolla bill stickin' outa yo zipper.

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
Sheeit, you couldnt' git wit a dime store whore wit a hunded dolla bill stickin' outa yo zipper.

Why would I proposition you with a hooker, but have a Benjamin hanging out of my zipper? You make no sense, home skillet.

haermm home skillet.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Why would I proposition you with a hooker, but have a Benjamin hanging out of my zipper? You make no sense, home skillet.

Aight aaiight, I can see yo point. Yooz speakin my langage now.

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
Aight aaiight, I can see yo point. Yooz speakin my langage now.

It was easy, I just had to pretend that I dropped out of school at age 11 and started hanging out with some white guys in baggy jeans.

You didn't?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
You didn't?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
You didn't?

nuts Not that I'm aware of.

29 swing

31 Work out together

32 Rap' er

33 Casino. Like a High Roller.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
nuts Not that I'm aware of.

Damn, i sawz you pic yo, you llook like half my frendz I hang wit yo!

My IQ goes down a point every time I read one of his posts.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My IQ goes down a point every time I read one of his posts.

Must be in the negatives by now, then.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Must be in the negatives by now, then. well, considering I have to contend with your posts too......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, considering I have to contend with your posts too......

Yes, I'm sure they require quite a lot of effort for that IQ of yours, I apologise.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, considering I have to contend with your posts too......

Now that's just a sad comeback.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Yes, I'm sure they require quite a lot of effort for that IQ of yours, I apologise. You just gave me a boner.

Don't let dadudemon read that, or that lass who's young enough to be your daughter.

I'll keep that in mind.