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But I'm at work and I'm too lazy to go poo.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
But I'm at work and I'm too lazy to go poo.

Seriously, I carry "Charmin freshmates adult flushable wipes" with me everywhere I go.

I wipe the toilet set down and wipe/dry it down with toilet paper and then start my serious business. You can poo just about anywhere if you are prepared...no fear of shitty toilets.

I crapped already once today at work and I feel another one brewin'.


Edit- Yes, I wipe my ass with what is equivalent to adult baby wipes. STFU..I like a clean un-shitsmell ass.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Seriously, I carry "Charmin freshmates adult flushable wipes" with me everywhere I go.

I wipe the toilet set down and wipe/dry it down with toilet paper and then start my serious business. You can poo just about anywhere if you are prepared...no fear of shitty toilets.

I crapped already once today at work and I feel another one brewin'.


Edit- Yes, I wipe my ass with what is equivalent to adult baby wipes. STFU..I like a clean un-shitsmell ass.

Nothing wrong with adult wipes, they get the cornhole cleaner than just toilet paper.

ok, this is...bar none...the worst thread ever. being too lazy to move your bowels is grounds for justifiable suicide.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
But I'm at work and I'm too lazy to go poo. I feel the need......the need for SPEED.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Nothing wrong with adult wipes, they get the cornhole cleaner than just toilet paper.

hmm That's what I think...but people make fun of me for it all the time.

To each his own.

Hold your shit until sunrise.

Oh what a feelin'

Originally posted by McLovin
Hold your shit until sunrise.

Oh what a feelin'

Why? Your mom has a perfectly good chest...

Originally posted by dadudemon
Why? Your mom has a perfectly good chest...

She said you preferred elephants.

Originally posted by McLovin
She said you preferred elephants.

Lies...I can't shit up that high.

ya nub....

i think ddm is ready to take his compulsive dick sucking to the next level

Originally posted by Schecter
i think ddm is ready to take his compulsive dick sucking to the next level




just a tad disturbing that you know where to find stuff.

I hear you swallow too.

Originally posted by McLovin



I hear you swallow too.

Only if its extra salty and warm.

its hot and satisfying, and you know this all too well

Originally posted by Schecter
its hot and satisfying, and you know this all too well

but....how do YOU know? That's right...Backfire (his name has more than one meaning?)

There are too many dicks in this threads.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
There are too many dicks in this threads.

Well you're a pussy so you should be right at home.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
There are too many dicks in this threads.

Both figuratively and literally.

oh listen to that. the deafening sound of infinitely powerful sucking...the great funny-vacuum that is ddm. all that was left was the sound of one lonely chirping cricket who somehow survived the catastrophe. listen...


*chirp chirp*

*chirp chirp*

Originally posted by Schecter
oh listen to that. the deafening sound of infinitely powerful sucking...the great funny-vacuum that is ddm. all that was left was the sound of one lonely chirping cricket who somehow survived the catastrophe. listen...


*chirp chirp*

*chirp chirp*

nope...that's the sound of your chair squeaking as you wack your little weiner to some more animal penis. doped

Originally posted by McLovin
Well you're a pussy so you should be right at home. How would you know? You wouldn't know a pussy if it pissed in your face.

Originally posted by DustinTsure
How would you know? You wouldn't know a pussy if it pissed in your face.

Never had a pussy piss in my face before.

Do you enjoy pissing in people's faces?

Originally posted by McLovin
Never had a pussy piss in my face before.

Do you enjoy pissing in people's faces? You are impossible. I swear.

Originally posted by dadudemon
nope...that's the sound of your chair squeaking as you wack your little weiner to some more animal penis. doped

i love when you cry your eyes out, eek out a lame gag, and post a smilie. it makes me cum so hard.

Originally posted by Schecter
i love when you cry your eyes out, eek out a lame gag, and post a smilie. it makes me cum so hard.

Make him lick it up like he did the elephants.

Originally posted by Schecter
i love when you cry your eyes out, eek out a lame gag, and post a smilie. it makes me cum so hard.



Happy to oblige...I'm one of the few internet fluffers that will finish you off.

Um........

Wow

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Um........

Wow

You're just jealous because all you got to do today was kiss large boobs...what a loooooser.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're just jealous because all you got to do today was kiss large boobs...what a loooooser.

You are a very demanding individual

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
You are a very demanding individual

Yeah, I agree.

He loves teh cock.

Originally posted by McLovin
Yeah, I agree.

He loves teh cock.

I'll say nothing

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I'll say nothing

I'm sure you were surprised.

It's ok, bro. You can tell us he had a vagina.

that would be MAMMAL penis.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
You are a very demanding individual

Daaamn dude...it is hard as hell to tell when someone is serious or not...


Just it case, I was joking about the loser thing...it was my way of saying you had a kick ass day and you are far from a loser. From now on, you can pretty much bet on myself being sarcastic or perverted in some way.

Poop.....I love that word.

lmao

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
lmao

Are you laughing because you thought poop was food?

Kumqwat!!!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Are you laughing because you thought poop was food?

shut up!

I was laughing cuz he said poop

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
shut up!

I was laughing cuz he said poop

So you did it, didn't you. hmm

Originally posted by dadudemon
So you did it, didn't you. hmm

did what?

heehee...she pooped.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
heehee...she pooped.

not today lmao

you pooper.

lmao

I had a MAD poop.

mad pooplmao

It cried when I flushed it.

lmao

why?

cuz it lurves me.

lmao

ya, cuz you are made of awesome

It called me daddy.

lmao

o rly?

yeah....I named him Douglas.

lmao

easy Tex.

flipfingers

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeah....I named him Douglas.

Michael Douglas?

They look the same.

lmao

Originally posted by DustinTsure
There are too many dicks in this threads. not possible

I did 15 mins ago... But no longer

heehee....Nivvy poop.

I hit eject ^^ For i R robot

I sharted earlier.

Last time i saw the word "shart"
it was on a licence plate border
"Don't push too hard, incase of a shart incident"

Sharts and Vurps.

Originally posted by dadudemon
hmm That's what I think...but people make fun of me for it all the time.

So they should.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Daaamn dude...it is hard as hell to tell when someone is serious or not...


Just it case, I was joking about the loser thing...it was my way of saying you had a kick ass day and you are far from a loser. From now on, you can pretty much bet on myself being sarcastic or perverted in some way.

There is no need to elaborate more on my kick ass-ness.

Ooooo varts...
Mood killers </3

squirt......uh oh.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii293/Nellysoup/haha.jpg

Originally posted by Nivvy
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii293/Nellysoup/haha.jpg they both look so disappointed

Originally posted by Ryo 666
So they should.

LOL! Look at the shitty ass! (But don't get too close...he has fekes.)

Originally posted by Nivvy
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii293/Nellysoup/haha.jpg New Zeallanders.