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fecking thing has been hanging around my crib for the last few days, looking skinny and pathetic, so I gave it some milk and cheese, and now it wont go away.

hug it you stone hearted bastard!!

Adopt it or an hero.

Cats are epic win.

dude, I am NOT letting it in, man.

feeding cats cheese results in the following

http://www.lafferty.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/fail-24.jpg

its all I had.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dude, I am NOT letting it in, man.
Why not?!?!?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
fecking thing has been hanging around my crib for the last few days, looking skinny and pathetic, so I gave it some milk and cheese, and now it wont go away.

I hate cats damnit.

Cats are awesome, I have three.


they are the devils minions...and I like it.

I HATE CATS!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, its a stray, its dirty and prolly flea and disease ridden.
Take the little guy in, take him to the vet, name him some random name then let him live with you.

or leave him

**** that.

Kill it and mix it in some rice and broccoli.

Taste just like chicken.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I hate cats, I dont want one, but I am not heartless man.
I never said you were heartless.

Well sucks for you because he found a food source in you and probably won't leave.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I hate cats, I dont want one, but I am not heartless man.



you will probably grow fund of the little tramp.

it's the stuff good movies are made of.

BLOCKBUSTER

Heres a pic of the little bastard:

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg183/jedibeastie/receivedfiles/cat.jpg

Go get all the right jabs if you haven't.

Go to vets with him, get his jabs, clean him or get him cleaned, shave him get all the lice crap done. Then name and bring home. Never used to like cats but they are great.

Thats right I know very little.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Heres a pic of the little bastard:

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg183/jedibeastie/receivedfiles/cat.jpg I can tell you like him lol.

I dont "like" him, I feel sorry for him. or her. whatever.

You'd better treat it well RJ! doped





Or I'm coming for you

RJ that cat is in really good nick for a stray, I would keep it, and you clearly like it

it's cute

Name it Yoda

name it "fail"

Originally posted by McLovin
**** that.

Kill it and mix it in some rice and broccoli.

Taste just like chicken.

a little bit of pasta sauce as well.

Originally posted by jaden101
name it "fail" way ahead of you.

name it fail....because cats are fail.

I call it shithead.

cat haters are fail ....


I speak on behalf of the cat lovin community

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
cat haters are fail ....


I speak on behalf of the cat lovin community I am a dog person, german shepherds FTW.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
cat haters are fail ....


I speak on behalf of the cat lovin community <3 I love you man

I'll admit, he is kinda cute.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
cat haters are win ....


I speak on behalf of the cat hating community

fixed.

I guess the little bugger needs a name.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
cat haters are fail ....


I speak on behalf of the cat lovin community Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am a dog person, german shepherds FTW.

Hell yea To both.

Hi Lily, Bye Lily. haermm

Cats fail to dogs

agreed. But its so helpless.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Cats fail to dogs Stop the senseless hate on cats! Jeez.


Cats and dogs are pretty much equal for all their faults and benefits, I like both as pets, and just as animals. Fascinatiing and obviously far more intelligent than us.

get a dog to chase the cat away.

nah, I have a feeling it'll go away on its own.

mhm fine

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nah, I have a feeling it'll go away on its own.

Well you would be giving the dog a home and a job....god knows they need one now'a'days.

Eventually I'll get a dog, I am gonna go to the pound and adopt one.

cool

you could have a dog and a cat

RJ, kill the cat and get a real pet.


A woman.

I am gonna be the pet yo. haermm

lol

Dude, you love that cat and you know it 13jockey

nope

yes


I meant RJ

and i said nope...as in nope.

Originally posted by Lt. Valerian
yes


I meant RJ I noticed that too hmm

nope hmm

I agree with Lt. RJ fell for the pussy.

He fell too quick.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
nope hmm I meant him aiming the statement at RJ... 'as in him aiming the statement at RJ' ermjuggler

Far too quick mhmm

Originally posted by Lt. Valerian
Far too quick mhmm

Reminds me of Bardock42.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I meant him aiming the statement at RJ... 'as in him aiming the statement at RJ' ermjuggler

i know


i answered on both our accounts.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
i know


i answered on both our accounts. ermjuggler

...haermm

Why not put the food and drinks in front of someone else's door and leave the kitty there?

Cats are one of the best, if not the best, pets that a person can have.

RJ, you should keep the cat and take care of it. There's no telling what kind of life that cat had during its "kittenhood", and you might be the first person that was nice to it.

Just give it a try.

Originally posted by LilyMaree
Why not put the food and drinks in front of someone else's door and leave the kitty there?

Why get rid of some good "pussy?".

If he's not in to the pussy, I can understand.

If the pussy smells, I can understand.

Edit: If the pussy loves him, I could understand.

**** it and flee, nigga

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
Cats are one of the best, if not the best, pets that a person can have.

RJ, you should keep the cat and take care of it. There's no telling what kind of life that cat had during its "kittenhood", and you might be the first person that was nice to it.

Just give it a try.

True dat.

Originally posted by McLovin
Why get rid of some good "pussy?".

If he's not in to the pussy, I can understand.

If the pussy smells, I can understand.

Edit: If the pussy loves him, I could understand.

**** it and flee, nigga

haermm What if he gets it pregnant?

Originally posted by LilyMaree
haermm What if he gets it pregnant?

Originally posted by McLovin
**** it and flee, nigga

Originally posted by McLovin


Poor kitty. A litter at once.

Originally posted by McLovin
Reminds me of Bardock42.
Who? The cat? aweshock

Originally posted by Lt. Valerian
Who? The cat? aweshock

The fat cat that's made of fail and aids. awehuh

Keep it on the down-low, amirite?

*lolpublicforum*

Originally posted by McLovin
The fat cat that's made of fail and aids. awehuh

Keep it on the down-low, amirite?

*lolpublicforum*

maybe awehuh

Awww, kitty...I love cats

I hate cats, but I must admit they are extremely funny

Originally posted by McLovin
I agree with Lt. RJ fell for the pussy.

He fell too quick. story of my life, man.

I am getting a cat

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
fecking thing has been hanging around my crib for the last few days, looking skinny and pathetic, so I gave it some milk and cheese, and now it wont go away.

Crap! Kill it before it kills you! gasp

Get a chase to cat the dog away





Yes.

I WENT there, betches.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
hug it you stone hearted bastard!!

crylaugh

Originally posted by dadudemon
Get a chase to cat the dog away





Yes.

I WENT there, betches.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy


Your sig is very sexual, imo.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Your sig is very sexual, imo.

Just like it's owner awesome

haermm

I just fed it fried chicken. cuz thats what I was having. haermm

Your cat looks just like my cat only it's younger.

meh.

Take it to a pound?

Nah, they'll just kill it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, they'll just kill it.
They still do that in America?

Originally posted by Slay
They still do that in America? They keep it for X amount of days, then put it to sleep.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They keep it for X amount of days, then put it to sleep.
That's harsh. If that's the case, you'll have to keep it. If you don't, you're a heartless son of a cumchubber.

Originally posted by Slay
That's harsh. If that's the case, you'll have to keep it. If you don't, you're a heartless son of a cumchubber. You ass. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You ass. haermm
I know. haermm

Originally posted by Slay
I know. haermm I could have gotten a pedigree pit bull pup last night for 100 USD.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I could have gotten a pedigree pit bull pup last night for 100 USD.
But you don't want to break the law, right? haermm

Originally posted by Slay
But you don't want to break the law, right? haermm huh? It was legal.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
huh? It was legal.
Seriously? 100 USD for a dog with a pedigree is really cheap. To cheap to be true. sly

I got connections. My hotel guests apparently love me to death and are always offering me deals and free shit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I got connections. My hotel guests apparently love me to death and are always offering me deals and free shit.

Hell, I can offer you free shit if you want it!

free STUFF.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
free STUFF.

You got a free cat... and it shits...ha-son

Originally posted by S_D_J
You got a free cat... and it shits...ha-son Its hanging outside my door, meowing loudly.

damn cat.

Yup, but damn my gentle heart.

Let him in and give him a can of tuna fish.

You know what's a good name? Matty.

Originally posted by Impediment
Let him in and give him a can of tuna fish.

You know what's a good name? Matty. Its a cat, not a gimp. haermm

well its official, I have a damn cat.....I have been feeding it and have made a little place for it to sleep outside, and I am actually thinking on a name for it.

WTF happened?

Well, you started taking care of it.

It's hard to abandon a cat once you start getting attached to it.

I bet you made that cat the happiest animal in the neighborhood.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well its official, I have a damn cat.....I have been feeding it and have made a little place for it to sleep outside, and I am actually thinking on a name for it.

WTF happened?

Eat it. Dogs are better.


Yeah, I said it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well its official, I have a damn cat.....I have been feeding it and have made a little place for it to sleep outside, and I am actually thinking on a name for it.

WTF happened?

You turned gay?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
You turned gay? nope, I have a heart.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nope, I have a heart.

nothing wrong with that

well, I named it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, I named it.

And the winner is...?

tex hanuts

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
tex hanuts

lolz were had

Jax.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jax.

Nah, this is better:

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
tex hanuts

falloutofchairlaughing

Jax is a unisex name, I aint sure about the sex.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jax is a unisex name, I aint sure about the sex.

Pick it up and look. ermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jax.

That's the same name as one of my favorite characters from the Mortal Kombat games.

I am getting a kitty this week

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I am getting a kitty this week

Name it Tex. haermm

dunno yet

Originally posted by S_D_J
You got a free cat... and it shits...ha-son




duh aaaauhm. Why didn't I think of that.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Pick it up and look. ermm I dont wanna.

lmao

Its all dirty and shit.

Be a man and pick it up.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Its all dirty and shit.

that's a good enough reason to me.

I am kinda wanting to call it Jinx, cuz its black.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am kinda wanting to call it Jinx, cuz its black.

AHHHH HA!


That's a good one...


also, you prolly should have said 'cuz it's a black CAT".

Originally posted by dadudemon
AHHHH HA!


That's a good one...


also, you prolly should have said 'cuz it's a black CAT". Ef you honky. haermm

I had a black cat named Zim Zum

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am kinda wanting to call it Jinx, cuz its black.

Then get another one that you can name You Owe Me A Coke.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ef you honky. haermm


damn straight, son.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Then get another one that you can name You Owe Me A Coke. I think I'll name you Cheryl.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I think I'll name you Cheryl.

yup

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I think I'll name you Cheryl.

I think I'll name you Size 13 Shoved Up Ass

Cheryl the Charlatan.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cheryl the Charlatan.


lmao

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I think I'll name you Size 13 Shoved Up Ass

Originally posted by Phucked Up
dont be like that baby.

baby?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont be like that baby.



*kicks*

Woof, baby.

meow dammit