Half our ceiling has been torn down...
by some wanker plasterer and he's been hammerin away at it for some unknown reason and i was in the shower and i heard this big crashing noise and my Mum knocks on the door and goes
"We have a leak" haermm
And i was like "Where"
And she goes "Under the shower you're in"
And i'm like "Do i have to get out"
And she's like "Yeah we got some plumbers here to fix it"
And i walk out half nude with this guy in horn rimmed glasses, shorts socks and sandles and I'm like "awehuhs" and he's like "awehuhs"