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I went to the bathroom, and my cat, Jinx, is looking at the toilet with a predatory look in its eye. I know sumthin is up, so I look in the toilet, and there is a RAT in the toilet. BIG sewer rat. Its body, not counting the tail, was at least 4 to 5 inches long.

So I start thinking on ways of killing it. I go to my apartment and get my .22 revolver. I take aim on the damn thing then realize DURH if I shoot it, I will likely shatter the toilet bowl. I gotta go number two now, so I am brainstorming on how to get this rat outta the toilet, then it hits me....

I grab a mop. I am gonna drown it, then remove it after it is dead, right? WRONG....I put the mop on the rat and submerge it in the toilet, and it immediately starts thrashing, as if sensing my intent. Then, in the blink of an eye, it works it's way out from under the mop, crawls UP the mop handle, ONTO MY SHOULDER, then it jumps off into the darkness.....

DUDE...I was FREAKING. I had rat hair on my shoulder and on the toilet and I STILL haven't used the bathroom.

Pussy

I know.

haermm

I would have been scared shit less.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I would have been scared shit less. I was, man. Damn thing probably had rabies.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I went to the bathroom, and my cat, Jinx, is looking at the toilet with a predatory look in its eye. I know sumthin is up, so I look in the toilet, and there is a RAT in the toilet. BIG sewer rat. Its body, not counting the tail, was at least 4 to 5 inches long.

So I start thinking on ways of killing it. I go to my apartment and get my .22 revolver. I take aim on the damn thing then realize DURH if I shoot it, I will likely shatter the toilet bowl. I gotta go number two now, so I am brainstorming on how to get this rat outta the toilet, then it hits me....

I grab a mop. I am gonna drown it, then remove it after it is dead, right? WRONG....I put the mop on the rat and submerge it in the toilet, and it immediately starts thrashing, as if sensing my intent. Then, in the blink of an eye, it works it's way out from under the mop, crawls UP the mop handle, ONTO MY SHOULDER, then it jumps off into the darkness.....

DUDE...I was FREAKING. I had rat hair on my shoulder and on the toilet and I STILL haven't used the bathroom. I thought you had to make number one?

Originally posted by mitchum
I thought you had to make number one? I did, but then number two came along and superceded number one.

go in the showerrrrr

I cleaned up the mess and got busy. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I did, but then number two came along and superceded number one. That's disgusting.

I would have freaked out!

Originally posted by mitchum
That's disgusting. no, THATS a bodily function.

So what, it's now loose in your house?

Shoulda closed the lid and flushed all night. Throw some bleach in or something.

I would have screamed like a little girl

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I go to my apartment and get my .22 revolver. I take aim on the damn thing then realize DURH if I shoot it, I will likely shatter the toilet bowl.

And you were saying that hunting is bad. haermm You were prepared to shoot a poor defenseless animal in your house.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
And you were saying that hunting is bad. haermm You were prepared to shoot a poor defenseless animal in your house.

it was a nasty rat!

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
it was a nasty rat!

What if I think deer are nasty? tongue

Originally posted by Phucked Up
What if I think deer are nasty? tongue

never said you were wrong if you thought that now did I?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
never said you were wrong if you thought that now did I?

...no. ermm

*goes away*

Originally posted by Phucked Up
...no. ermm

*goes away*

hanuts

I LOL'd. It shoulda been funny to see.

Originally posted by Barker
So what, it's now loose in your house?

Shoulda closed the lid and flushed all night. Throw some bleach in or something. the cat chased it out.

You almost killed Master Splinter!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
the cat chased it out.

That's one good thing about cats.

Some dogs too, our last dog would hide in the cupboards under the sink and wait for a mouse to come by and he'd kill it.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
That's one good thing about cats.

Some dogs too, our last dog would hide in the cupboards under the sink and wait for a mouse to come by and he'd kill it. dude, Jinx is just a kitten. but MAN the look he/she had in its eye. MURDER.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I saw, I LOLd.
haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Master Splinter ran like a girl. haermm
He went to go fight Shredder. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
oh SHIT I should name the cat Shredder.

Or Foot Clan Member #342

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Or Foot Clan Member #342

Ghostface Killah.

eek

God!! I would've died om the spot... that sounds horrible!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I went to the bathroom, and my cat, Jinx, is looking at the toilet with a predatory look in its eye. I know sumthin is up, so I look in the toilet, and there is a RAT in the toilet. BIG sewer rat. Its body, not counting the tail, was at least 4 to 5 inches long.

So I start thinking on ways of killing it. I go to my apartment and get my .22 revolver. I take aim on the damn thing then realize DURH if I shoot it, I will likely shatter the toilet bowl. I gotta go number two now, so I am brainstorming on how to get this rat outta the toilet, then it hits me....

I grab a mop. I am gonna drown it, then remove it after it is dead, right? WRONG....I put the mop on the rat and submerge it in the toilet, and it immediately starts thrashing, as if sensing my intent. Then, in the blink of an eye, it works it's way out from under the mop, crawls UP the mop handle, ONTO MY SHOULDER, then it jumps off into the darkness.....

DUDE...I was FREAKING. I had rat hair on my shoulder and on the toilet and I STILL haven't used the bathroom.

I hate RATS, I HATE THEM, you should not have tried to drown it, should have grabbed something and hit it or....something that would not require you to touch it.

I would hake kept it... as a buddy for the cat.




damn RJ, you are attracting alot of animals these days...




"jumped off into the darkness"





it lurks in the shadows...

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I would have been scared shit less.

I see what cha did there.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi


Foot Clan...Shredder's crack team of ninjas.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I went to the bathroom, and my cat, Jinx, is looking at the toilet with a predatory look in its eye. I know sumthin is up, so I look in the toilet, and there is a RAT in the toilet. BIG sewer rat. Its body, not counting the tail, was at least 4 to 5 inches long.

So I start thinking on ways of killing it. I go to my apartment and get my .22 revolver. I take aim on the damn thing then realize DURH if I shoot it, I will likely shatter the toilet bowl. I gotta go number two now, so I am brainstorming on how to get this rat outta the toilet, then it hits me....

I grab a mop. I am gonna drown it, then remove it after it is dead, right? WRONG....I put the mop on the rat and submerge it in the toilet, and it immediately starts thrashing, as if sensing my intent. Then, in the blink of an eye, it works it's way out from under the mop, crawls UP the mop handle, ONTO MY SHOULDER, then it jumps off into the darkness.....

DUDE...I was FREAKING. I had rat hair on my shoulder and on the toilet and I STILL haven't used the bathroom.

Don't harm animals or I will set you're cat on you.

Originally posted by The Badger
Don't harm animals or I will set you're cat on you.

"Your"

Originally posted by Phucked Up
"Your"

being the grammer police? lmao

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
being the grammer police? lmao

Yep.

If you're gonna take the time to ridicule someone for wanting to hurt a nasty rat, at least take the time to check your grammar.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Yep.

If you're gonna take the time to ridicule someone for wanting to hurt a nasty rat, at least take the time to check your grammar.

I was just teasing you baby

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I was just teasing you baby

My post still stands.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
My post still stands.

did I say to change it?

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
did I say to change it?

nuts No.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Yep.

If you're gonna take the time to ridicule someone for wanting to hurt a nasty rat, at least take the time to check your gram4mar.

whew....I thought that you were being a grammar nazi for the sake of grammar nazism...I was like "wtif?" but den you were like..."if you nit pick...I nit pick so we can both be nit picky dicks together"...


its all cool now...





I almost fell out of love with you.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
nuts No.

silly

Originally posted by dadudemon
whew....I thought that you were being a grammar nazi for the sake of grammar nazism...I was like "wtif?" but den you were like..."if you nit pick...I nit pick so we can both be nit picky dicks together"...


its all cool now...





I almost fell out of love with you.

What's the "i" in "wtif"?

What the ignorant f*ck?

Originally posted by Phucked Up
"Your"

If you are going to point out errors, point out "your" friends lack of capitals, full stops etc.

Originally posted by The Badger
If you are going to point out errors, point out "your" friends lack of capitals, full stops etc.

I have no reason to nitpick them.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I have no reason to nitpick them.

you better not nitpick me

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
you better not nitpick me

*thinks about doing it*

*decides not to*

Originally posted by Phucked Up
*thinks about doing it*

*decides not to*

smart boy

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
smart boy

I learn quickly.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I learn quickly.

yes you dolmao

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Yep.

If you're gonna take the time to ridicule someone for wanting to hurt a nasty rat, at least take the time to check your grammar. spellcheck homey.

been gone all day, figured I'd.....whatever.

didn't miss much

I can see that. no new sockies?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can see that. no new sockies?

Not since the last two were banned.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Not since the last two were banned.

those jerks