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John and Jane Smith relocate to Los Angeles.

There, through a series of screwed-up events, they both find themselves in posession of the infamous 'mystery briefcase.'

The case's owner, a pissed-off Marsellus Wallace, orders his two top henchmen to recover the item and kill the persons in posession of it.

Little does the two hitmen know that John and Jane are professional assassins.

With Los Angeles as their battleground, who wins?

Dude, the Smiths PWN THEM.

Vincent and Jules simply because they are actually cool and weren't in a sh!tty movie.

the Smiths are trained assassins and have shown they can take on a crew of 15 to 20 assassins. All Jules and Vincent have shown is that they can shoot up heroin and quote scripture from the bible.

The Smiths would destroy Vincent and Jules every single time.

Even if the Smiths were unarmed, I see them winning this.

Smiths.

Mrs. Carmody.

the smiths vaporize the hitmen,although the bdmf wallet pwns all