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Batman. No one can resist the Batkick!

Wolverine is up there, too.

Runaways.

Batman

Holy Jobber Aura, Batman!!

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Batman

Originally posted by Premutos
Holy Jobber Aura, Batman!!

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http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2673/wow2vt0.jpg

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What's wrong with the last one?

Originally posted by Caps Conscience
What's wrong with the last one?

Bats shouldn't be able to surprise a speedster.

But since the 4th one proves that Batman is faster than light...

Originally posted by Premutos
But since the 4th one proves that Batman is faster than light...

... no it doesn't.

Yes it does

Batman >>> The Presence

green lanterns, superman, batman, wolverine,

Originally posted by leonheartmm
green lanterns, superman, batman, wolverine,

Who jobs to the green lanterns?

Their powers and abilities are limited to their willpower and imagination.

The Lanterns get slaughtered en masse by the likes of Doomsday and SMP.

Batman busted Darkseid's lip...nuff said.

Diden't Batman killed a Doomsday Clone with a baseball bat?

Squirrel Girl, without question. Even the Bat's legendary aura pales in comparison.

Originally posted by Priest
Diden't Batman killed a Doomsday Clone with a baseball bat?

Battle ax.

And god damn all of you!!!

Captain America. He survives encounters he has no Business surviving.

The Xmen. They all should have died many many times.

Batman. No explaination needed.

Superman.

Thanos.

Originally posted by Ouallada
Thanos.

Thanos doesn't have a jobber aura. He hardly every beats anyone he shouldn't. Hell I've never seen him beat anyone he shouldn't. Not without prep and tech devices.

Green Lantern? Superman?? Thanos?!?

Those guys job a lot, don't they?

Somebody post Batman kicking the Spectre and then we can close this thread.

They did.

What does that have to do with jobbing? Spectre let batman kick him to get out some frustration.

Originally posted by fangirl101
Captain America. He survives encounters he has no Business surviving.

The Xmen. They all should have died many many times.

So should any comic character. But they haven't avoided death more spectacularly than any other popular franchise.

srug

....

Batman's name has come up a lot, rightfully so. Any of the big names (sans Spider-Man, annoyingly enough) possess epic auras. Cap, Supes, WW and Hal occasionally, Wolverine, Batman, etc. But the question is which is the most ridiculous.

Consensus seems to be the Bat. For good reason too. Kal's aura is considerable, but he's a legit top-tier planet-buster. To a certain extent, some of his feats are much more reasonable than a peak human surviving as much as Batman does. Even Cap's shield gives him a means by which he should survive blows from people far more powerful than him.

Still Squirrel Girl, for me. The Spectre-Batkick is out of context and not actually a feat. SQ actually does have a canon victory over someone with abstract power (Thanos with the CC).

Batman tops them all.

Originally posted by llagrok
They did.

What does that have to do with jobbing? Spectre let batman kick him to get out some frustration.

You're in context logic clearly isn't powerful enough to allow you to see the truth of the jobber aura.

i always though that since batman shouldn't be outside of gotham, a team skirmish would end him. a stray ray blast or debris, maybe an explosion kills him or a shot from a meta-human.

not that i hate him or anything but the jla face some heavy duty villains, for example general eiling, the collateral damage alone from fighting him should have aced like 5 heroes.

the old squadron supreme war is kind of what i mean, characters getting killed when they get into fights over their heads.

Originally posted by llagrok
Spectre let batman kick him to get out some frustration.

Am I the only person that thinks that sentence is hysterical? I know thats what happened, but how dumb is that.

'Oh Batman, i'm frustrated. Please kick me.'

Originally posted by tkitna
Am I the only person that thinks that sentence is hysterical? I know thats what happened, but how dumb is that.

'Oh Batman, i'm frustrated. Please kick me.' then specter bit the inside of his mouth and spit up some blood so he wouldn't hurt batman's feelings.

Captain America & Batman. Followed by Wolverine.

Batman followed closely by Captain America.

Actually add Black Panther too. ARMBAR!!!

All "peak Humans", with Batman leading the pact.

Originally posted by Warrior18
Actually add Black Panther too. ARMBAR!!! emphasis on "most PIS feats" not most outrageous feat.

i say the flash, he is literally enveloped in a PIS aura.

Originally posted by Darth Creasy
All "peak Humans", with Batman leading the pact.

Good point.

Originally posted by Warrior18
Actually add Black Panther too. ARMBAR!!!

Yeah, nice one

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9724/wow5uz9.jpg

Originally posted by Premutos
Yeah, nice one

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9724/wow5uz9.jpg


What cracks me up the most is the look of sheer anguish on Silver Surfer's face.

Originally posted by Premutos
Yeah, nice one

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9724/wow5uz9.jpg

I can break an armbar.

Now how in the hell does he think he can actually TEAR off Surfer's arm? What in the sam hill jenkins was marvel thinking?

Originally posted by fangirl101
Now how in the hell does he think he can actually TEAR off Surfer's arm? What in the sam hill jenkins was marvel thinking? True, I was not aware SS had bones or muscle tissue for him to be stressing in the first place. I thought the Surfer was comprised of energy.

Originally posted by G-Mafia
True, I was not aware SS had bones or muscle tissue for him to be stressing in the first place. I thought the Surfer was comprised of energy.

Black Panther has no time for logic.

In fact, Black Panther once put logic in an armbar.


Logic was defeated.

Also Black Panther defeated Mephisto. Next time he'll take on Galactus.

Galactus is a humanoid, no way he can resist the armbar.

Originally posted by tkitna
Am I the only person that thinks that sentence is hysterical? I know thats what happened, but how dumb is that.

'Oh Batman, i'm frustrated. Please kick me.'

So that BATMAN COULD GET OUT FRUSTRATION.

God, sentry fanboys...

Originally posted by llagrok
So that BATMAN COULD GET OUT FRUSTRATION.

God, sentry fanboys...

Oh, now its clear.

'Spectre i'm frustrated. Do you mind if I kick you in the nuts?'

'Sure Batman. I'm sure you'll feel better afterwards.'

Sorry, just sounds pretty silly to me, but if you want to take that kind of writing seriously, its all you.

Originally posted by Premutos
Yeah, nice one

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Good God-What the hell was the writer thinking. And to think that once this was printed, someone senior at Marvel okayed it. What will they have next??-Juggernaut on a rampage, halted by Aunt May, getting him in a full nelson??

Originally posted by tkitna
Oh, now its clear.

'Spectre i'm frustrated. Do you mind if I kick you in the nuts?'

'Sure Batman. I'm sure you'll feel better afterwards.'

Sorry, just sounds pretty silly to me, but if you want to take that kind of writing seriously, its all you.

Someone's missing out on the point

Originally posted by King Kandy
Also Black Panther defeated Mephisto.

To be fair his R&D guys had prep and some magnets.

Originally posted by llagrok
Someone's missing out on the point

Yeah I know this is thread is meant to highlight Jobber Feats, to see the most impressive- but I had to express my disgust regararding that Black Panther vs Silver Surfur incident. Ridiculous ain't the word

Originally posted by BUSTER1
Yeah I know this is thread is meant to highlight Jobber Feats, to see the most impressive- but I had to express my disgust regararding that Black Panther vs Silver Surfur incident. Ridiculous ain't the word

Frightening is

Originally posted by Premutos
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9724/wow5uz9.jpg

*brainfart*

This one is for the Sentry fans

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The guy kicking his ass is some 16-years old Namor in Avengers/Invaders #2 BTW.

Funny thing is that afterwards, Namor was beating Ares using Wonder Man, which reminded me of how Mary Marvel beat Donna Troy using Kyle.

Originally posted by BUSTER1
Good God-What the hell was the writer thinking. And to think that once this was printed, someone senior at Marvel okayed it. What will they have next??-Juggernaut on a rampage, halted by Aunt May, getting him in a full nelson??

That was McDuffie's writing. Thinking isn't really what he's good at.

Originally posted by Premutos
This one is for the Sentry fans

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/5254/wow24sg0.jpg

The guy kicking his ass is some 16-years old Namor in Avengers/Invaders #2 BTW.

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mhmm

Originally posted by Premutos
This one is for the Sentry fans

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/5254/wow24sg0.jpg

The guy kicking his ass is some 16-years old Namor in Avengers/Invaders #2 BTW.

I didnt even know Sentry was in that storyline. Great, now I have to go buy that series too and i've heard its not very good. Oh well.

Thanos: No way in hell he should be able to touch SS.

Captain America: Should be oneshotted by spidey yet he isn't WTF.

Batman: Batkick DS......I hate mankind.

Supers: Beats on DS even though he shouldn't.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Galactus is a humanoid, no way he can resist the armbar. LOL.

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
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mhmm

apoc>namor>sentry?

Originally posted by tkitna
I didnt even know Sentry was in that storyline. Great, now I have to go buy that series too

Don't. The Sentry hasn't done anything of relevance on that series yet, not even spoken a single line of text IIRC.

cap taking punches from IM feels wrong.

Yeah, the whole series seems to be a Jobberfest.

Originally posted by Raoul
namor>table>apoc>namor>sentry?

Originally posted by Premutos
Don't. The Sentry hasn't done anything of relevance on that series yet, not even spoken a single line of text IIRC.

Yeah, I just read that the Sentry and Ms. Marvel just sat on the bench while Namor was fighting Wonderman and Ares. Sounds to dumb to read.

Oh, in regards to the Surfer/Panther thing, I just opened the SS respect thread and the very first image is this...

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2394/theincrediblehulkv24161lv7.jpg

Now this seems to suggest the Surfer does indeed have bones/joints to crack as it were, so maybe putting him in an armlock isn't AS incredulous, although the fact it is being done by Black Panther is.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx


I can break an armbar. this has to be retconed, i just cant let this slide, this shit is so wrong, marvel has some explaining to do for this one

Originally posted by Raoul
Namor>Table>Hulk>Skrull Bolt>apoc>namor>sentry?

Originally posted by Raoul
Namor>table>Hulk>Skrull bolt>apoc>Hulk>namor>Doctor Strange>sentry?

Originally posted by Raoul
Namor>table>Hercules>Hulk>Skrull bolt>apoc>Hulk>namor>Doctor Strange>sentry?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Nightmareman95/NM95/herculesfirstfight3jq6-1.jpg

Originally posted by cmack
this has to be retconed, i just cant let this slide, this shit is so wrong, marvel has some explaining to do for this one

Too right-stories like that insult the readers intelligence

The hammerlock he tossed SS into cracks me up. For one its not that hard of a hold to escape if you know how. Secondly SS is like class 100. Just as a test, ask someone around 10 years old to put you in a hammerlock, then power out of it. Not think if you were over 500 times stronger rather than like 5 times stronger
Also, whats worse, Apocalypse with the chair or Herc with the table?

Originally posted by redhotrash
The hammerlock he tossed SS into cracks me up. For one its not that hard of a hold to escape if you know how. Secondly SS is like class 100. Just as a test, ask someone around 10 years old to put you in a hammerlock, then power out of it. Not think if you were over 500 times stronger rather than like 5 times stronger
Also, whats worse, Apocalypse with the chair or Herc with the table?

Chair?

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
Celestial table. uhuh

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http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7272/cap2dq0.jpg

Captain America > Hulk > Sentry = Galactus

Therefore Captain America > Galactus

That's why they had to kill him, Cap was way too uber.

Originally posted by Raoul
apoc>namor>sentry?
no it goes batgod>apoc>namor>sentry

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s132/Erik_Magnus_Lensherr/CapOwnsThor.jpg

Originally posted by The Great Galen
Thanos: No way in hell he should be able to touch SS.

Captain America: Should be oneshotted by spidey yet he isn't WTF.

Batman: Batkick DS......I hate mankind.

Supers: Beats on DS even though he shouldn't.

Captain America stats are above peak olympics.. in all sports...

its bench press... he is higher... sprint... higher... long distance run... higher... gymnastics.. higher.. and as for spidey... he's spent years holding back.. .and has a TON of respect for the man. spidey is not a killer, and would never try to take out cap like that... hell spidey doesn't even do that for his villains... so its within character.. in comics...

as for thanos... err.. eternals are strong... strong as most metahumans.. or mutants.... thanos is a mutant eternal... then enhanced by science and the powers of death.. He has always been written as being SS or higher level... wth makes you think he shouldn't be able to touch silver surfer...

as for the other two... i agree... superman used to be all afraid of the power of darkseid.. now its... eh.. i'll punch you in the face!

Originally posted by klintypooh
Oh, in regards to the Surfer/Panther thing, I just opened the SS respect thread and the very first image is this...



Now this seems to suggest the Surfer does indeed have bones/joints to crack as it were, so maybe putting him in an armlock isn't AS incredulous, although the fact it is being done by Black Panther is.
It depends on the writer. Sometimes he's just energy.

Whether he has bones or not doesn't help though as no part of that hammerlock makes sense. It's like the penrose triangle - the only way for it to work is if you accept it is impossible.