Happy birthday, General Kaliero!
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Peach
Hehehe, lizard-boy...
evillaugh
Anyway, happy birthday, Josh
*throws chocolate at you*

General Kaliero
Aww, you lovable *****
hug
Yay chocolate!
Rogue Jedi
Happy Birthday, my man. Mine is monday.

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Aww, you lovable *****
hug
Yay chocolate!
I think that's one of the funniest things I've ever been called...
And hey, at least you don't have to worry about me actually HITTING you with the chocolate...

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
I think that's one of the funniest things I've ever been called...
And hey, at least you don't have to worry about me actually HITTING you with the chocolate...
Good to see I haven't lost my edge at being humorously honest.
So come over here and place the chocolate in my mouth.

Phucked Up
Happy birthday, **** face!
Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Good to see I haven't lost my edge at being humorously honest.
So come over here and place the chocolate in my mouth.
It's more fun to throw it. At some point I'm going to get lucky and bean you on the head

So just try and catch!
Scythe
Happy Anniversary of your Birth Gen.
General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
It's more fun to throw it. At some point I'm going to get lucky and bean you on the head

So just try and catch!
It's my birthday, don't I get a present from you?
*tries to catch 'em anyway*
Phucked Up
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It's my birthday, don't I get a present from you?
*tries to catch 'em anyway*
Someone's looking for some.

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It's my birthday, don't I get a present from you?
*tries to catch 'em anyway*
Why do you think I'm throwing chocolate at you?
Also, I'm shy, you know this
*throws marshmallows as well*
Look, you can make s'mores!
General Kaliero
So you're shy? That means it's not a public gift?
S'mores, hell yes!
*burns what's left of my sanity and cooks the marshmallows over the flames*
Tptmanno1
Yay Birthdays and such!
Have a good one man!
Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
S'mores, hell yes!
*burns what's left of my sanity and cooks the marshmallows over the flames*
You have any sanity left? I'm shocked and appalled icon5
And maybe

Phucked Up
Originally posted by Peach
You have any sanity left? I'm shocked and appalled icon5
And maybe
No...he HAD sanity left, not anymore now. haermm
Peach
Originally posted by Phucked Up
No...he HAD sanity left, not anymore now. haermm
Well, any that was left must have vanished when he came up here to meet me

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
You have any sanity left? I'm shocked and appalled icon5
And maybe
I was saving some for a special occasion, but I got bored.
And woohoo!
Originally posted by Phucked Up
No...he HAD sanity left, not anymore now. haermm
Hmm... we've got a sharp one here... *throws a graham cracker*
Tptmanno1
Originally posted by Peach
Well, any that was left must have vanished when he came up here to meet me
Well thats bound to happen
Phucked Up
Originally posted by General Kaliero
I was saving some for a special occasion, but I got bored.
And woohoo!
Hmm... we've got a sharp one here... *throws a graham cracker*
I can haz chocolate and 'mallow too? *puppy dog face*
General Kaliero
Originally posted by Phucked Up
I can haz chocolate and 'mallow too? *puppy dog face*
I WOULD, but combining lolcat and puppy is a big no-no. mhm
Phucked Up
Originally posted by General Kaliero
I WOULD, but combining lolcat and puppy is a big no-no. mhm
icanhazcheeseburger does it all the time. schmoll
Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
I was saving some for a special occasion, but I got bored.
And woohoo!
Hmm... we've got a sharp one here... *throws a graham cracker*
You must have hidden it from me. That's not fair!

Tptmanno1
Dude! Ken! What is up?
General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
You must have hidden it from me. That's not fair!
It was with the chocolate.
Originally posted by Phucked Up
icanhazcheeseburger does it all the time. schmoll
I have standards.
Phucked Up
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Dude! Ken! What is up?
Your face!
I mean, what's up Stefan?!

Tptmanno1
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It was with the chocolate.
I have standards.
Well thats a lie. You have no standards. I know from experience.
Tptmanno1
Originally posted by Phucked Up
Your face!
I mean, what's up Stefan?!
Pssh.. Your Mom's face!
err. Nothing, hanging out, school, work, repeat.
The normal.
General Kaliero
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Well thats a lie. You have no standards. I know from experience.
What experience? I must have been asleep.
Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It was with the chocolate.
I have standards.
Damn you, I can't come up with any response to that other than "shut up you bastard"
Originally posted by General Kaliero
What experience? I must have been asleep.
Wouldn't have been the first time...

Tptmanno1
Originally posted by General Kaliero
What experience? I must have been asleep.
All lies!
General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Damn you, I can't come up with any response to that other than "shut up you bastard"
Wouldn't have been the first time...
Muahaha! I can has trump card!
...I could say the same of you.

Phucked Up
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It was with the chocolate.
I have standards.
Low standards. schmoll
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Pssh.. Your Mom's face!
err. Nothing, hanging out, school, work, repeat.
The normal.
I'm...hanging out, hanging out more, holding chairs down, playing games.
The normal.
Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Muahaha! I can has trump card!
...I could say the same of you.
If that's all the response you can come up with, then I think I have myself a trump card as well

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Phucked Up
Low standards. schmoll
No, that's you, remember?
Originally posted by Peach
If that's all the response you can come up with, then I think I have myself a trump card as well
You already had one!
In fact, two!

Phucked Up
Originally posted by General Kaliero
No, that's you, remember?
Oh, yeah...forgot about that. hmm
Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
No, that's you, remember?
You already had one!
In fact, two!
Hey, a spare or two can never hurt!
Remember, now - bunnies don't pop

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Hey, a spare or two can never hurt!
Remember, now - bunnies don't pop
*snirk* That's going to be with me the rest of my life, isn't it?

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
*snirk* That's going to be with me the rest of my life, isn't it?
Probably!
Also remember - I don't like tentacles while eating

Peach
One of these days, I'm going to kill you

Captain REX
Happy birthday!

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
One of these days, I'm going to kill you
Better make it soon, I'm only gonna get worse

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Better make it soon, I'm only gonna get worse
Yaeh, and so am I, and I think I'll win that little competition

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Yaeh, and so am I, and I think I'll win that little competition
Is that a challenge?

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Is that a challenge?
That depends, you think you can handle it?

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
That depends, you think you can handle it?
Whatever you're bringin', I can take it.

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Whatever you're bringin', I can take it.
*ponders*
*randomly cracks up*
Aerodynamic ninja dragon...

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
*ponders*
*randomly cracks up*
Aerodynamic ninja dragon...
It requires skillz normal people haven't even invented yet.

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It requires skillz normal people haven't even invented yet.
Screw normality, that's boring.
I'm wearing my Luna hat

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Screw normality, that's boring.
I'm wearing my Luna hat
I'm wearing my horn-ed hat and goggles!
We match!

Blax_Hydralisk
Happy B-Day Kaliero!

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
I'm wearing my horn-ed hat and goggles!
We match!
We're dorks

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
We're dorks
Well, duh.

Dark-Jaxx
Happy B-Day guy who happens to mod a section I frequent.
gefallen_engel
Happy Birthday
Neo Darkhalen
Happy Birthday you giant crazy lizard you.
Yoshi Paradise
Happy birthday, dude. thumbup
Peach
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Happy Birthday you giant crazy lizard you.
Psssh, you don't even get the lizard joke

Neo Darkhalen
i sent him a birthday pm so there
Awesome sig btw madame.
General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Psssh, you don't even get the lizard joke
Hehehe...
Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Hehehe...
Teehee
(seriously one of these days you're going to kill me...

)
Neo Darkhalen
It's just a matter of time.
Peach
You have no idea

Neo Darkhalen
your right

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Teehee
(seriously one of these days you're going to kill me...

)
I'll give you plenty of warning first
Originally posted by Peach
You have no idea
*snickers*
Peach
Yeah, but knowing me I'll still just laugh at you until it's too late

Dark-Jaxx
Would you like a B-Day lapdance from me sir?
General Kaliero
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Would you like a B-Day lapdance from me sir?
Nah. Not from you.
Like I've said, we must have standards. And you, well... you're not hitting enough marks on the checklist. Sorry, man.
Peach
I think that's my job anyway

Dark-Jaxx
Oh please, I am a much sexier girl than all of you.
General Kaliero
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Oh please, I am a much sexier girl than all of you.
I feel I must object to this!
...Lana beats you.

BruceSkywalker
Happy Birthday General Kaliero, many more to come
WrathfulDwarf
Happy Birthday General K.

Phucked Up
Originally posted by General Kaliero
I feel I must object to this!
...Lana beats you.
Seconded
Impediment
Happy birthday, dingleberry.
I'm sending you a check for your birthday. With it, I expect you to buy some whores, smoke a couple of joints, drink a lot of cheap whiskey, and shoot, snort, smoke, inject, rub on your stomach, and insert in you rectal passage a lot of drugs!!!
Or, you could just buy some video games and some dvds. ermm
Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by General Kaliero
I feel I must object to this!
...Lana beats you.

I know she does, but I am still prettier.

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