Happy birthday, General Kaliero!

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Peach
Hehehe, lizard-boy...

evillaugh stick out tongue

Anyway, happy birthday, Josh big grin

*throws chocolate at you*

happy

General Kaliero
Aww, you lovable ***** laughing

hug

Yay chocolate!

Rogue Jedi
Happy Birthday, my man. Mine is monday. yes

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Aww, you lovable ***** laughing

hug

Yay chocolate!

I think that's one of the funniest things I've ever been called...stick out tongue laughing out loud

And hey, at least you don't have to worry about me actually HITTING you with the chocolate...stick out tongue

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
I think that's one of the funniest things I've ever been called...stick out tongue laughing out loud

And hey, at least you don't have to worry about me actually HITTING you with the chocolate...stick out tongue
Good to see I haven't lost my edge at being humorously honest. stick out tongue

So come over here and place the chocolate in my mouth. wink

Phucked Up
Happy birthday, **** face!

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Good to see I haven't lost my edge at being humorously honest. stick out tongue

So come over here and place the chocolate in my mouth. wink

It's more fun to throw it. At some point I'm going to get lucky and bean you on the head happy So just try and catch!

Scythe
Happy Anniversary of your Birth Gen.

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
It's more fun to throw it. At some point I'm going to get lucky and bean you on the head happy So just try and catch!
It's my birthday, don't I get a present from you? stick out tongue

*tries to catch 'em anyway*

Phucked Up
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It's my birthday, don't I get a present from you? stick out tongue

*tries to catch 'em anyway*

Someone's looking for some. shifty

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It's my birthday, don't I get a present from you? stick out tongue

*tries to catch 'em anyway*

Why do you think I'm throwing chocolate at you?

Also, I'm shy, you know this stick out tongue

*throws marshmallows as well*

Look, you can make s'mores!

General Kaliero
So you're shy? That means it's not a public gift? shifty

S'mores, hell yes!

*burns what's left of my sanity and cooks the marshmallows over the flames*

Tptmanno1
Yay Birthdays and such!
Have a good one man!

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
S'mores, hell yes!

*burns what's left of my sanity and cooks the marshmallows over the flames*

You have any sanity left? I'm shocked and appalled icon5

And maybe shifty

Phucked Up
Originally posted by Peach
You have any sanity left? I'm shocked and appalled icon5

And maybe shifty

No...he HAD sanity left, not anymore now. haermm

Peach
Originally posted by Phucked Up
No...he HAD sanity left, not anymore now. haermm

Well, any that was left must have vanished when he came up here to meet me stick out tongue

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
You have any sanity left? I'm shocked and appalled icon5

And maybe shifty
I was saving some for a special occasion, but I got bored.

And woohoo! eek!

Originally posted by Phucked Up
No...he HAD sanity left, not anymore now. haermm
Hmm... we've got a sharp one here... *throws a graham cracker*

Tptmanno1
Originally posted by Peach
Well, any that was left must have vanished when he came up here to meet me stick out tongue
Well thats bound to happen

McLovin
Happy B-day, man.

Phucked Up
Originally posted by General Kaliero
I was saving some for a special occasion, but I got bored.

And woohoo! eek!


Hmm... we've got a sharp one here... *throws a graham cracker*

I can haz chocolate and 'mallow too? *puppy dog face*

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Phucked Up
I can haz chocolate and 'mallow too? *puppy dog face*
I WOULD, but combining lolcat and puppy is a big no-no. mhm

Phucked Up
Originally posted by General Kaliero
I WOULD, but combining lolcat and puppy is a big no-no. mhm

icanhazcheeseburger does it all the time. schmoll

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
I was saving some for a special occasion, but I got bored.

And woohoo! eek!


Hmm... we've got a sharp one here... *throws a graham cracker*

You must have hidden it from me. That's not fair!

stick out tongue

Tptmanno1
Dude! Ken! What is up?

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
You must have hidden it from me. That's not fair!

stick out tongue
It was with the chocolate. wink

Originally posted by Phucked Up
icanhazcheeseburger does it all the time. schmoll
I have standards.

Phucked Up
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Dude! Ken! What is up?

Your face! mad

I mean, what's up Stefan?! eek!

Tptmanno1
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It was with the chocolate. wink


I have standards.
Well thats a lie. You have no standards. I know from experience.

Tptmanno1
Originally posted by Phucked Up
Your face! mad

I mean, what's up Stefan?! eek!
Pssh.. Your Mom's face!

err. Nothing, hanging out, school, work, repeat.
The normal.

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Well thats a lie. You have no standards. I know from experience.
What experience? I must have been asleep.

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It was with the chocolate. wink


I have standards.

Damn you, I can't come up with any response to that other than "shut up you bastard" laughing out loud

Originally posted by General Kaliero
What experience? I must have been asleep.

Wouldn't have been the first time...stick out tongue

Tptmanno1
Originally posted by General Kaliero
What experience? I must have been asleep.
All lies!

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Damn you, I can't come up with any response to that other than "shut up you bastard" laughing out loud



Wouldn't have been the first time...stick out tongue
Muahaha! I can has trump card! big grin

...I could say the same of you. stick out tongue

Phucked Up
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It was with the chocolate. wink


I have standards.

Low standards. schmoll

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Pssh.. Your Mom's face!

err. Nothing, hanging out, school, work, repeat.
The normal.

I'm...hanging out, hanging out more, holding chairs down, playing games.
The normal.

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Muahaha! I can has trump card! big grin

...I could say the same of you. stick out tongue

If that's all the response you can come up with, then I think I have myself a trump card as well big grin

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Phucked Up
Low standards. schmoll
No, that's you, remember?

Originally posted by Peach
If that's all the response you can come up with, then I think I have myself a trump card as well big grin
You already had one!

In fact, two! stick out tongue

Phucked Up
Originally posted by General Kaliero
No, that's you, remember?

Oh, yeah...forgot about that. hmm

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
No, that's you, remember?


You already had one!

In fact, two! stick out tongue

Hey, a spare or two can never hurt!

Remember, now - bunnies don't pop happy

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Hey, a spare or two can never hurt!

Remember, now - bunnies don't pop happy
*snirk* That's going to be with me the rest of my life, isn't it? stick out tongue

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
*snirk* That's going to be with me the rest of my life, isn't it? stick out tongue

Probably! happy

Also remember - I don't like tentacles while eating stick out tongue

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Probably! happy

Also remember - I don't like tentacles while eating stick out tongue
*facekeyboard*

laughing out loudlaughing out loudlaughing out loudlaughing out loudlaughing out loud

Tentacle goes where? eek!

Peach
One of these days, I'm going to kill you happy

Captain REX
Happy birthday! eek!

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
One of these days, I'm going to kill you happy
Better make it soon, I'm only gonna get worse happy

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Better make it soon, I'm only gonna get worse happy

Yaeh, and so am I, and I think I'll win that little competition happy

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Yaeh, and so am I, and I think I'll win that little competition happy
Is that a challenge? eek!

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Is that a challenge? eek!

That depends, you think you can handle it? eek!

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
That depends, you think you can handle it? eek!
Whatever you're bringin', I can take it. eek!

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Whatever you're bringin', I can take it. eek!

*ponders*

*randomly cracks up*

Aerodynamic ninja dragon...stick out tongue

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
*ponders*

*randomly cracks up*

Aerodynamic ninja dragon...stick out tongue
It requires skillz normal people haven't even invented yet. happy

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
It requires skillz normal people haven't even invented yet. happy

Screw normality, that's boring.

I'm wearing my Luna hat eek!

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Screw normality, that's boring.

I'm wearing my Luna hat eek!
I'm wearing my horn-ed hat and goggles!

We match! eek!

Blax_Hydralisk
Happy B-Day Kaliero! big grin

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
I'm wearing my horn-ed hat and goggles!

We match! eek!

We're dorks happy

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
We're dorks happy
Well, duh. happy

Dark-Jaxx
Happy B-Day guy who happens to mod a section I frequent.

gefallen_engel
Happy Birthday

~Wålshy~
happy birthday

Neo Darkhalen
Happy Birthday you giant crazy lizard you.

Yoshi Paradise
Happy birthday, dude. thumbup

Peach
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Happy Birthday you giant crazy lizard you.

Psssh, you don't even get the lizard joke stick out tongue

Neo Darkhalen
i sent him a birthday pm so there stick out tongue

Awesome sig btw madame.

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Psssh, you don't even get the lizard joke stick out tongue
Hehehe...

Peach
Originally posted by General Kaliero
Hehehe...

Teehee big grin

(seriously one of these days you're going to kill me...laughing out loud )

Neo Darkhalen
It's just a matter of time.

Peach
You have no idea stick out tongue

Neo Darkhalen
your right stick out tongue

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Peach
Teehee big grin

(seriously one of these days you're going to kill me...laughing out loud )
I'll give you plenty of warning first stick out tongue

Originally posted by Peach
You have no idea stick out tongue
*snickers*

Peach
Yeah, but knowing me I'll still just laugh at you until it's too late stick out tongue

Dark-Jaxx
Would you like a B-Day lapdance from me sir?

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Would you like a B-Day lapdance from me sir?
Nah. Not from you.

Like I've said, we must have standards. And you, well... you're not hitting enough marks on the checklist. Sorry, man.

Peach
I think that's my job anyway stick out tongue

Dark-Jaxx
Oh please, I am a much sexier girl than all of you.

General Kaliero
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Oh please, I am a much sexier girl than all of you.
I feel I must object to this!

...Lana beats you. stick out tongue

BruceSkywalker
Happy Birthday General Kaliero, many more to come

WrathfulDwarf
Happy Birthday General K. smile

Phucked Up
Originally posted by General Kaliero
I feel I must object to this!

...Lana beats you. stick out tongue

Seconded

Impediment
Happy birthday, dingleberry.

I'm sending you a check for your birthday. With it, I expect you to buy some whores, smoke a couple of joints, drink a lot of cheap whiskey, and shoot, snort, smoke, inject, rub on your stomach, and insert in you rectal passage a lot of drugs!!!

Or, you could just buy some video games and some dvds. ermm

Dark-Jaxx
Originally posted by General Kaliero
I feel I must object to this!

...Lana beats you. stick out tongue I know she does, but I am still prettier. smile

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