Zohan runs the Gauntlet

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SevenShackles
http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/news/Adam_Sandler-Zohan.JPG
Gets rest and basic prep before every match.

1 DareDevil
2 Captain America
3 Spiderman
4 black Panther
6 Batman
7 Wolverine


can he clear it? if not how far does he go and why does he lose eek!

Eel O'Brian
Fail

Metalmanx
Originally posted by SevenShackles
http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/news/Adam_Sandler-Zohan.JPG
Gets rest and basic prep before every match.

1 DareDevil
2 Captain America
3 Spiderman
4 black Panther
6 Batman
7 Wolverine


can he clear it? if not how far does he go and why does he lose eek!

Zohan clears it. Easily.

Seriously. no expression

Scoobless
Zohan?

SevenShackles
Originally posted by Scoobless
Zohan?

worlds #1 badass eek!
go see the movie. Happy Dance

jinzin
Zohan would most likely clear this whole thing. Dude was grossly superhuman.

Scoobless
Never even heard of it/him ... when did it come out?

Metalmanx
Originally posted by Scoobless
Never even heard of it/him ... when did it come out?

Movie came out Friday.

Dude caught a bullet in his nostril. And could do no-handed push-ups. no expression

Yea. You read right.

Marvelknight
Can he lift over 100 tons or stop a moving train? He won't make it passed Cap (who has taken down superhumans before).

Metalmanx
Originally posted by Marvelknight
Can he lift over 100 tons or stop a moving train? He won't make it passed Cap (who has taken down superhumans before).

HE CAUGHT A BULLET IN HIS NOSTRIL. HE PERFORMED NO-ARMED PUSH-UPS.

He moves with blinding speed, able to completely decimate a small gang of men in the blink of an eye. His feet defy both physics and the human anatomy by being able to uppercut straight up from seemingly nowhere. Did I mention that he can uppercut-kick with both feet, hold them there for however long he wants to, and remain stationary (not fall down)? Also, the ability to completely incapacitate a man with a tip-of-the-pinky-finger holding technique? And can fold people up in the shape of pretzels. He can very easily win a tug-of-war with a large, angry bull all the while with a girl on his shoulders.

He also has ridiculously amazing hackey sack skills. no expression

Zohan clears this gauntlet.

TricksterPriest
Mossad is the pimp shit. eek! Zohan rules. GO ISRAEL! big grin

BruceSkywalker
Zohan and his stunt people get beat down.

Jugglenaut
Originally posted by Marvelknight
Can he lift over 100 tons or stop a moving train? He won't make it passed Cap (who has taken down superhumans before).
None of the gauntlet can even come close to doing that, and the bullet catching feat puts Zohan's speed >>>> any of these.
He simply speedblitzes them all for the win.

SevenShackles
yes yes zohan kicks ass =D, curious tho who do you think would be more his speed to fight?

ThorForce
Zohan wins!

Metalmanx
Originally posted by SevenShackles
yes yes zohan kicks ass =D, curious tho who do you think would be more his speed to fight?

Gladiator. Maybe.

Air Legend
Originally posted by SevenShackles

Gets rest and basic prep before every match.

1 DareDevil
2 Captain America
3 Spiderman
4 black Panther
5
6 Batman
7 Wolverine


can he clear it? if not how far does he go and why does he lose eek!
1. Zohan Wins
2. Without Shield Zohan wins
3. Zohan Loses
4. ?
5.
6. Zohan wins
7. Zohan loses

Dark-Jaxx
Zohan easily clears it.

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