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1 hour prep for Punisher.

They fight in New York.

Who wins?

Who the **** is Zohan? Not that ghostbuster chick?

Zohan pinky-pwns him!! yes

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Who the **** is Zohan? Not that ghostbuster chick? How can you not know?

Go watch the movie that's in the theaters that has 'Zohan' in the title. He's pretty off the wall.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
How can you not know?

*shrug* Who is he she?

edit: You edited your post. durhulk

adam sandler for the win............

Originally posted by Battlehammer
adam sandler for the win............

Cosigned. Doesn't even need to be Zohan.

Happy Gilmore for the win. .

Wow... people paid money to see Zohan in the theaters? It is pretty much the epitome of a rental.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Wow... people paid money to see Zohan in the theaters? It is pretty much the epitome of a rental.

*cough* Stream *cough*

Stream you say? watch-movies.net you say? Zohan wins.



ThorForce

WTF IS THIS?!!!

I've seen a lot of retarded versus threads in here and never in my life would I have predicted something like this

Punisher owns this guy. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot. I dont give a crap what you guys say how tough Zohan is.

Zohan does not deserve the words don't, mess, and with. After the hour, Zohan is going to be found shot up dead, with his brains all over the sidewalk.

To the guy who made this thread, think of a better fight. You trying to piss the Punisher fans here? If you think stupid Zohan is gonna harm Frank, he's not. The only thing Zohan will do to the Punisher is trying to trim his hair.

This is how it would go:

Punisher: what are you trying to do?

Zohan: making your hair pretty and silky smooth.

Punisher: get away from me!

Zohan: not until this hair gets a trim.

Punisher: ok that's it! (grabs a automatic shotgun out from under his trench coat and shoots Zohan in the head)

End of scene.

See what I mean? This fight is ridiculous. Punisher wins, hands down!

Now, havent seen the movie yet, but in the preview it shows him catching bullets does it not?



ThorForce

Originally posted by Nemesis X
WTF IS THIS?!!!

I've seen a lot of retarded versus threads in here and never in my life would I have predicted something like this

Punisher owns this guy. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot. I dont give a crap what you guys say how tough Zohan is.

Zohan does not deserve the words don't, mess, and with. After the hour, Zohan is going to be found shot up dead, with his brains all over the sidewalk.

To the guy who made this thread, think of a better fight. You trying to piss the Punisher fans here? If you think stupid Zohan is gonna harm Frank, he's not. The only thing Zohan will do to the Punisher is trying to trim his hair.

This is how it would go:

Punisher: what are you trying to do?

Zohan: making your hair pretty and silky smooth.

Punisher: get away from me!

Zohan: not until this hair gets a trim.

Punisher: ok that's it! (grabs a automatic shotgun out from under his trench coat and shoots Zohan in the head)

End of scene.

See what I mean? This fight is ridiculous. Punisher wins, hands down!
Zohan catches bullets with his nostrils. Can Frank do that?

Originally posted by Jugglenaut
Zohan catches bullets with his nostrils. Can Frank do that?

Like I give a S*** about some communist's boogers getting bullets stuck in his nose.

Punisher all the way.

Punisher defeating Zohan 10/10

Zohan defeating Punisher (yeah right) 1/10

Then wouldnt it be Zohan defeating Punisher 1/11 if Punisher defeats Zohan 10/10.

Anyways, your logic is way off. Zohan wins.



ThorForce

Zohan is a gay ass commie that only wants to be a barber. Barbers are gay (seriously).

Yes, barbers are gay. But that just makes it worse, a gay barber beating The Punisher.



ThorForce

Zohan can dodge bullets... take bullets... and catch bullets... and was able to dismantle an entire gun before the person clicked the trigger...

So...

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Wow... people paid money to see Zohan in the theaters? It is pretty much the epitome of a rental. I did...

I love theaters... although they're funner when you're watching a slow movie...

Originally posted by ThorForce
Yes, barbers are gay. But that just makes it worse, a gay barber beating The Punisher.



ThorForce


How's about you use that "ThorForce" on your head to see if it will knock some sense into your head so you can realize that Punisher wins this.

If you actually believe punisher wins, i should hit you on the head with the ThorForce.



ThorForce

Zohan dismanted a gun before someone could pull a trigger...Restrained a grown man by grabbing his pinky and then kicking his face with the "feet uppercut"...caught bullets with two fingers and with his nostril...And can do pushups with no hands. He crushes Punisher. He is above any peak human.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Zohan dismanted a gun before someone could pull a trigger...Restrained a grown man by grabbing his pinky and then kicking his face with the "feet uppercut"...caught bullets with two fingers and with his nostril...And can do pushups with no hands. He crushes Punisher. He is above any peak human.


WHO GIVES A F***?! PUNISHER HAS KILLED NON-HUMANS A LOT AND THEY WERE MORE FAST AND STRONGER THAN HIM BUT IN THE END, HE KILLED THEM ALL. PUNISHER IS AWESOME!!! ZOHAN IS JUST IN A CHEAP GAY ASS COMEDY MOVIE THAT ONLY YOU AND SOME Z-FANS ON THIS FORUM LIKE ZOHAN. STFU YOU GAY BARBER SUPPORTER!!!

BY Z-FANS, I MEANT ZOHAN FANS.

Zohan VS Gohan

Gohan FTW

Some one needs to talk some sense into this Punisher fan boy.....



ThorForce

Originally posted by ThorForce
Some one needs to talk some sense into this Punisher fan boy.....



ThorForce

May I do the honors?

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
May I do the honors?

Your sure can.



ThorForce

Originally posted by ThorForce
Some one needs to talk some sense into this Punisher fan boy.....



ThorForce


Someone needs to talk sense into this Zohan fan boy.....

Originally posted by Nemesis X
WHO GIVES A F***?! PUNISHER HAS KILLED NON-HUMANS A LOT AND THEY WERE MORE FAST AND STRONGER THAN HIM BUT IN THE END, HE KILLED THEM ALL. PUNISHER IS AWESOME!!! ZOHAN IS JUST IN A CHEAP GAY ASS COMEDY MOVIE THAT ONLY YOU AND SOME Z-FANS ON THIS FORUM LIKE ZOHAN. STFU YOU GAY BARBER SUPPORTER!!!

BY Z-FANS, I MEANT ZOHAN FANS.

Actually this Punisher Fanboy's right.

Zohan is God because his world is meant to be fake, and everything around him is fake, but in the Punisher universe things are meant to be real.


Punisher FTW.

Originally posted by ThorForce
Your sure can.



ThorForce

In ThorForce's defense, since everything around Zohan is fake, he has no limitations, and therefore he can pwn anyone.

Kinda like Neo in the Matrix...Except dumber, well, at least dumber than the first movie.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Actually this Punisher Fanboy's right.

Zohan is God because his world is meant to be fake, and everything around him is fake, but in the Punisher universe things are meant to be real.


Punisher FTW.


Thank you Combat_Guru.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Thank you Combat_Guru.

Am I actually being thanked on this site??????????

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Zohan is God because his world is meant to be fake, and everything around him is fake, but in the Punisher universe things are meant to be real. I am not near high enough to understand what you just tried to say.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
I am not near high enough to understand what you just tried to say.

Or maybe your too high

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Am I actually being thanked on this site??????????

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong with thanking?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
What's wrong with thanking?


It's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very unusual......

Traitor!!! You cant take his side!

And i'm no zohan fanboy i haven't even seen that movie.



ThorForce

Originally posted by ThorForce
Traitor!!! You cant take his side!

And i'm no zohan fanboy i haven't even seen that movie.



ThorForce


I just did!

I haven't seen Zohan either, I'm about to with my girlfriend.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
It's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very unusual......

Sorry dude. Didn't know.

Adam Sandler fought with Bob Barker and lived nigga. Ain't no one else that can say that.

Zohan 'Flash's' Punisher...

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Sorry dude. Didn't know.


Did you just apologize for thanking me??????????????????????

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Zohan 'Flash's' Punisher...


That would drop a Rhino.

Did you just post 22 question marks after your question?

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Adam Sandler fought with Bob Barker and lived nigga. Ain't no one else that can say that.

Barker jobbed.

Originally posted by Harbinger
Barker jobbed. Nigga Barker won.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Adam Sandler fought with Bob Barker and lived nigga. Ain't no one else that can say that.

Punisher fought with Hulk and lived.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Nigga Barker won.
Bob not jobbing= dead and buried Sandler. Easily.

... This thread is going downhill fast, and it started pretty far down to tell you the truth.



ThorForce

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Zohan 'Flash's' Punisher...

You'd want to stare at Zohan when he does that more than you want to see Punisher defeated.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Punisher fought with Hulk and lived. Bob Barker put Hulk in an armbar.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Did you just apologize for thanking me??????????????????????

Forget I just apoligized then. sheeesh! No need to overreact.

Punisher wouldn't lose to Zohan. Punisher is wayyy too determined and would not allow a guy like that to beat him..

Originally posted by TheGame17
Punisher wouldn't lose to Zohan. Punisher is wayyy too determined and would not allow a guy like that to beat him..

Zohan thinks otherwise....

Originally posted by Nemesis X
You'd want to stare at Zohan when he does that more than you want to see Punisher defeated. I would try... but he moves so fast, all I'd see is a blur.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Bob Barker put Hulk in an armbar.

Then Gohan put Zohan in an ankle lock, switched to a heel lock, and then Zohan screamed, then Gohan released him, he stood up and started running, then Gohan hit a double leg, picked Zohan up, and slamed him back down.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Then Gohan put Zohan in an ankle lock, switched to a heel lock, and then Zohan screamed, then Gohan released him, he stood up and started running, then Gohan hit a double leg, picked Zohan up, and slamed him back down. Gohan isn't in this thread fanboy.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Gohan isn't in this thread fanboy.

Really, I didn't know that, thanks.

Wait, are you actually acting like this is a serious thread?

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Wait, are you actually acting like this is a serious thread? I thought it was pretty serious... so don't.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
I thought it was pretty serious... so don't.


Wait, so you think an Adam Sandler Comedy character VS a Comic Book Icon thread is supposed to be serious????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Originally posted by ThorForce
Zohan thinks otherwise....

Zohan is as good as dead. Punisher NEVER takes any bullshit. bullshit pisses him off. he hates jokes so it really wouldn't be wise for Zohan to try..

Zohan in a rape stomp.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Wait, so you think an Adam Sandler Comedy character VS a Comic Book Icon thread is supposed to be serious???????????????????????????????????????????????????? He has feats you know.

And enough with the fukken question marks.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
He has feats you know.

And enough with the fukken question marks.


Everyone has feats.......

Originally posted by TheGame17
Zohan is as good as dead. Punisher NEVER takes any bullshit. bullshit pisses him off. he hates jokes so it really wouldn't be wise for Zohan to try.. Zohan has the better feats.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Everyone has feats....... OK.

Punisher + Zohan pissing him off = Zohan dead with a bullet between his eyes.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Punisher + Zohan pissing him off = Zohan dead with a bullet between his eyes.


bingo!

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
OK.

OK?????????????????????????????????????????


? marks just for you!

Originally posted by ThorForce
OK?????????????????????????????????????????


? marks just for you! I'm going to violate your decaying body.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
I'm going to violate your decaying body.

crylaugh

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
I'm going to violate your decaying body.

First you want to see Zohan flashing, now you want to rape a corpse.
Have you been drinking or are you just plain gay?

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
I'm going to violate your decaying body.

You can violate me anyday.



No homo.

????????????????????????????????????

Originally posted by Nemesis X
First you want to see Zohan flashing, now you want to rape a corpse.
Have you been drinking or are you just plain gay? I want to see Zohan do the Flash like attack, and if he did flash... apparently his bush covers it up according to the movie, and I have no comment for the second one.

I am high on happy, if that's what you are asking.

Originally posted by ThorForce
You can violate me anyday.



No homo.

???????????????????????????????????? I'll wait until I can smell your insides. And with that up and going attitude, I doubt I'd be able to taste the fear.



And I don't know why you're putting question marks. They don't bother me when they're intentional.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
I'll wait until I can smell your insides.



And I don't know why you're putting question marks. They don't bother me when they're intentional.

Dont lie to me!!! They bother you no matter what!!!

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??????????????????????????????

AH YOU POST EDITOR NOW I LOOK LIKE A FOOL

Originally posted by ThorForce
Dont lie to me!!! They bother you no matter what!!!

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?????????????????????????????? No.

The question marks had nothing to do with my judgment.

You guys are acting like such homosexuals. The posts you're making are about as wrong as...hell I dont know what else can be as worse as this.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
You guys are acting like such homosexuals. The posts you're making are about as wrong as...hell I dont know what else can be as worse as this.

LEARN TO READ YOU FOOL! I OBVIOUSLY SAID NO HOMO

Originally posted by ThorForce
AH YOU POST EDITOR NOW I LOOK LIKE A FOOL For some reason, this made me smile.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
You guys are acting like such homosexuals. The posts you're making are about as wrong as...hell I dont know what else can be as worse as this. Why ya'll have to be a Debbie Downer?

Originally posted by ThorForce
LEARN TO READ YOU FOOL! I OBVIOUSLY SAID NO HOMO

You obviously are. Telling that guy you can let him violate you. Do I look stupid, no! You're gay as hell and should not talk at all if you're going to act all queery on us.

... Get with the times. No homo cancels all gay acts/statement out.



ThorForce

Originally posted by Nemesis X
WHO GIVES A F***?! PUNISHER HAS KILLED NON-HUMANS A LOT AND THEY WERE MORE FAST AND STRONGER THAN HIM BUT IN THE END, HE KILLED THEM ALL. PUNISHER IS AWESOME!!! ZOHAN IS JUST IN A CHEAP GAY ASS COMEDY MOVIE THAT ONLY YOU AND SOME Z-FANS ON THIS FORUM LIKE ZOHAN. STFU YOU GAY BARBER SUPPORTER!!!

BY Z-FANS, I MEANT ZOHAN FANS. This type of post is not welcome and against the rules. Please keep the profanity and bashing off the threads. Thanks.

Closed.....