Yoda VS Sidious (No Force)

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Darth Exodus
OOkay, the fight is between Yoda and Sidious, two of the best, but theres one limitation, they can't use the force. At all.

That means no force speed, no strength, no insane acrobatics and no making up for age. Just two old guys going at it.

3 rounds:

1: Fist fight. They have too batterthe other into submission
2: Long range. They can throw rocks at each other, providing that they can lift them.
3: All-out. They can fight or throw rocks. They each get a dead fish as a weapon. Yoda gets a smaller fish.

Who would win?

Sidi-Boy
WTF?!

Darth Exodus
If its too unfair against Yoda then he can have C3PO to help him I guess. But no More!

Sidi-Boy
Yoda walks towards Sidious, but promptly gets a heart attack. Sidious, gloating on his victory by laughing some old person's laugh, dies from a stroke.

C-3PO wins.

Darth Exodus
HA!!!

All Glory to our driod Overlord for his stunning Victory!!!

Next up, Baby Luke VS R2D2

Sidi-Boy
*Shakes head*

The next match is NJO Luke vs. Supershadow. What are your bets?

Lord Saboteur
Originally posted by Sidi-Boy
*Shakes head*

The next match is NJO Luke vs. Supershadow. What are your bets? Fetus Malak will eat them both alive, then turn them into the waste they are.

Sidi-Boy
Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
Fetus Malak will eat them both alive, then turn them into the waste they are.

Yeah, but EU isn't canon!!!111!!1 It's not Lucas' original vision!!!11!!

Lord Saboteur
Originally posted by Sidi-Boy
Yeah, but EU isn't canon!!!111!!1 It's not Lucas' original vision!!!11!! You have Super Shadow in there, enough said. no expression

Sidi-Boy
Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
You have Super Shadow in there, enough said. no expression

He's close personal friends with George Lucas!!111!!!

Nah. Jk. I want to hack into his website completely obliterate it... if possible. Sometimes I think the people who call him "Oh great one" aren't real, and SuperShit writes that BS himself.

Lord Saboteur
Originally posted by Sidi-Boy
He's close personal friends with George Lucas!!111!!!

Nah. Jk. I want to hack into his website completely obliterate it... if possible. Sometimes I think the people who call him "Oh great one" aren't real, and SuperShit writes that BS himself. roflcopter. So very true.. but then again.. what if they are real? no expression

Sidi-Boy
Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
roflcopter. So very true.. but then again.. what if they are real? no expression

Then they are in dire need of therapy.

Tangible God
Originally posted by Darth Exodus
OOkay, the fight is between Yoda and Sidious, two of the best, but theres one limitation, they can't use the force. At all.

That means no force speed, no strength, no insane acrobatics and no making up for age. Just two old guys going at it.

3 rounds:

1: Fist fight. They have too batterthe other into submission
2: Long range. They can throw rocks at each other, providing that they can lift them.
3: All-out. They can fight or throw rocks. They each get a dead fish as a weapon. Yoda gets a smaller fish.

Who would win? No Ataru for Yoda? He dead. D-E-D, dead.

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Rampant ox
Originally posted by Darth Exodus
OOkay, the fight is between Yoda and Sidious, two of the best, but theres one limitation, they can't use the force. At all.

That means no force speed, no strength, no insane acrobatics and no making up for age. Just two old guys going at it.

3 rounds:

1: Fist fight. They have too batterthe other into submission
2: Long range. They can throw rocks at each other, providing that they can lift them.
3: All-out. They can fight or throw rocks. They each get a dead fish as a weapon. Yoda gets a smaller fish.

Who would win?

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Tangible God
Well put Cal.

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