Jason Bourne vs Jaws

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Snafu the Great
We all know that Bourne is one of the baddest secret agents since Bond's Craig, but how will he fare against one of the most infamous of the Bond villiain hiearchy?

Anything goes in this match.

=Tired Hiker=
I thought at first glance that the thread was titled Jason Bourne vs Jews. If that were the case, the Jews ftw.

Robtard
Funny, I thought he meant the shark.

Bourne though, if Roger Moore-Bond can beat him (and he was a total pansy), then Bourne could take him out.

Quincy
I thought he meant the shark too...

confused

Snafu the Great
My bad. Should have been more specific. I meant THIS Jaws.

http://image.wetpaint.com/wiki/licensedtokill/image/1iDCX8atCdL0BjpCIQIEHew==12965/GW255H306

ragesRemorse
Originally posted by Quincy
I thought he meant the shark too...

confused

that would have been cooler

K-Dog
Well Jaws did kill a small shark with his own "jaws" in one of the movies if you remember.

McLovin
All I no is he kicked 'Shooter' McGavin's ass.

BruceSkywalker
Bourne knows way more martial arts than Roger Moore/Bond and Roger Moore/Bond beat Jaws. Bourne very easy

Rogue Jedi
Speed and agility supercedes raw power. Bourne.

Snafu the Great
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Speed and agility supercedes raw power. Bourne.

remember in Moonraker Bond tried to get in some body blows on Jaws, but they had no effect on him. So he can take some damage.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Snafu the Great
remember in Moonraker Bond tried to get in some body blows on Jaws, but they had no effect on him. So he can take some damage. That version of Bond fought like a senior citizen on downers.

Snafu the Great
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That version of Bond fought like a senior citizen on downers.

That I agree with you on that point. Should have had Connery as Bond for Moonraker.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Snafu the Great
That I agree with you on that point. Should have had Connery as Bond for Moonraker. He wasnt much better. sad

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He wasnt much better. sad
Are you serious?

Sean Connery was an awesome Bond.

Rogue Jedi

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sad no
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w82/dclap24/lionpalm.jpg

Rogue Jedi
Pierce Brosnan, best Bond EVER.

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pierce Brosnan, best Bond EVER.
Brosnan was a good Bond.

Connery was a great Bond.

Rogue Jedi

Placidity
Well, I don't think he's horrible, but he is definately redefining Bond as a character. That could be a bad thing depending on who you ask.

Jaws, definately deserves more respect. He's much stronger than Bourne and he can definately absorb a few blows.
But it just feels silly to say Jaws can beat Bourne...

Still undecided.

Rogue Jedi
I'd sooner have Bourne at my back than Jaws.

Alpha Centauri
Wait...what?

I take back everything I said about Neo/Luke being the stupidest thread.

My word.

-AC

Rogue Jedi
laughing out loud

Mairuzu
i laughed at this because i thought he meant the shark.... would've been better too

Rogue Jedi
crylaugh

Alpha Centauri
Oh shit, the BOND Jaws.

Hahahahaha.

I was thinking "What the shit? Bourne Vs a Shark?".

-AC

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh shit, the BOND Jaws.

Hahahahaha.

I was thinking "What the shit? Bourne Vs a Shark?".

-AC are you joking? TELL me you are joking.

Alpha Centauri
No, really, because I thought he meant Bourne Vs an aquatic animal and wasn't poking fun at it at all.

-AC

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No, really, because I thought he meant Bourne Vs an aquatic animal and wasn't poking fun at it at all.

-AC crylaugh I just cannot see you making that mistake. crylaugh

Darth Martin
Bourne kicks his ***! Jaws sucks as a villain. Better match would have been Bourne vs The Russian from the Punisher movie.

gobstakid777
bournes kills him and rips out his teeth for a trophy

gobstakid777
Originally posted by Darth Martin
Bourne kicks his ***! Jaws sucks as a villain. Better match would have been Bourne vs The Russian from the Punisher movie.
yea.i would love to see that.russian was whuppin that ass!!

Darth Martin
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Pierce Brosnan, best Bond EVER. Please........

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